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New "Music" From Heidi Montag!

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Bless her heart!

She's not giving up on this whole "singing" thing!

Lipsynch artist and studio vocalist Heidi Montag has released her latest single on the world.

If you think you can handle it, listen to Superficial below.

It's so superficial, it's deep!

P.S. Heidi wants you to buy THIS!

P.P.S We know her boobies are fake but they look like they're from another planet in this pic!

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    1. 1

      who is she again??? what is she in?



    2. 2

      so. bad. SO BAD. jesus would kill himself if he heard that.



    3. 3

      Wrong. Just wrong.



    4. 4

      All her songs sound the same…It was painful to listen to the 1st 30 seconds.



    5. 5

      EWWWWWWWWW! SHEW SO STUPID! THIS KINDA SOUNDS LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS PIECE OF ME!



    6. 6

      she should cut her hair and become a lesbian. that would make her 'famous'



    7. 7

      Terrible photo-shopping!



    8. 8

      oh lordy…



    9. 9

      Not bad for a completely computerized voice. Sounds like shes trying to be Britney again "Pieces of Me". Wow first comment, never got that before! READ ME!



    10. 10

      Maybe it's just me, but isn't saying that people just want to be her a bit, erm, conceited? I hope this crap isn't blasting out of my radio next week. I want my three minutes back.



    11. 11

      "You just hate cause I'm sexy famous and Im rich" …really?? Do you really believe that? Or do you think maybe it's because your husband it a douche and you're a dumb twathead.

      Last time I checked there were people with real talent out there that were sexy famous and rich- And for some reason, we don't hate them -lol



    12. 12

      Stop encouraging her. The hills show is over and so is Heidi's fifteen minutes. I don't even care enough to trash talk her.



    13. 13

      i got about ten seconds in before my ears started to bleed.
      some people just dont know when to stop.



    14. 14

      What the hell is this shit?! Sorry bitch I am not jealous of you.



    15. 15

      wow maybe they should have airbrushed this picture a little before letting you post it.

    16. cixi says – reply to this


      16

      she isn't sexy or talented… she needs to stop… I feel embarrassed for her



    17. 17

      This this song makes me wanna shit in my ear.



    18. 18

      FIRST!



    19. 19

      this is just horrible.



    20. 20

      loll… she try to by Lady Gaga…………………that's so stupid……….



    21. 21

      ewww



    22. 22

      How are you gonna make fun of her being a studio vocalist, a lip syncher, and put music in quotations in relation to this girl, when like easily 80% of the "musicians" you rave about do the exact same thing.



    23. 23

      she is such a fucking joke….then again she is perfect for that tool of a man she calls a husband.

    24. Low says – reply to this


      24

      Why to insult your public. "I'm rich and famous and you just want to be me".

      They really don't know they are famous for being odd and kinda freaks…

      LOL Jokes on them…

    25. Laury says – reply to this


      25

      No amount of auto-tune could make up for this famewhoring, useless bitch's lack of talent. Perez, I really wish you would stop promoting this twat and her dumb fuck of a husband. I want them to vanish from the face of the Earth.



    26. 26

      Actually sing about something that has a little depth and meaning….and maybe we wouldnt think your superficial because you have money…that is about the dumbest thing I have ever heard.



    27. 27

      **cringe**



    28. 28

      OH PLEASE SPARE US!!!! Heidi is an IDIOT! Dumb as a box of rocks!



    29. 29

      omg she is sooooo full of herself its pretty sad. stop braggin nobody cares that you have an asshole husband and all this money.. this girl is pathetic lmao



    30. 30

      Heidi my dear NO ONE is jealous of you or your ugly husband with a big forehead, Obviously you will never get the memo, YOU SUCK and I'm sure swallow too!! give it up you will NEVER be a singing sensation like Alicia Keys or Madonna, all I have to say about your music is LAME,LAME,LAME, and LAME!!



    31. 31

      Thanks for posting that Perez! It's tempting to download it, I can play it whenever I'm having a bad day. That was god awful…I can't believe she's still seriously pursuing a singing career, doesn't anyone around her tell her how untalented she is? I don't get it.



    32. 32

      Heidi Heidi heidi, give it up. You suck majorly.
      I am however excited for Lauren's book Sweet little lies coming out in February ;)



    33. 33

      this "music" sounds like it's from another planet…



    34. 34

      my ears are bleeding! Please take her back in the jungle and leave her there to die. It really would make this world a better place



    35. 35

      I PERFER TO HEAR A TRAIN CRASH OR A CAR CRASH…….JESUS…..GREAT AMAZIN MUSICANS MUst b rolling ON THEIR GRAVES..trash and the horror



    36. 36

      This sounds like a Lady Gaga song.
      And guaranteed, if it were, Perez would be raving about its brilliance.



    37. 37

      Someone is arrogant. People don't hate you Heidi because your rich or famous but because you just suck. Stop making music its embarrassing.



    38. 38

      honestly, it's really sad to see what she has grown into,obviously aside from all that, the song is horrid, and is so computerized that it could be her husband singing, but these lyrics??? she is joking right? heidi wake up sweety, noone is jealous of you, you have given the word joke a whole new meaning,you are soooo ugly it's not even funny. keep praying honey, lord knows you need it. your family must be sooooo ashamrd of you, i know i would be



    39. 39

      If you buy this chicks music you are a fucking retard



    40. 40

      WHAT THE FUCK? This sounds satanic.
      What would Jesus do? Hmmm…



    41. 41

      what garbage….this bitch needs to give it up and disappear …and take her fugly douchebag husband with her



    42. 42

      *BLECH*



    43. 43

      THOSE BOOBS LOOK FAKER THAN A BARBIES. NOT SEXY, AND I THINK WOMEN ARE HOT… NOT THIS ONE!!



    44. 44

      SO CONCEITED! WTF?! I HATE HER



    45. 45

      Oh God, this is hilarious. If it wasn't her I would think it was something that was a spoof to make fun of pop music.



    46. 46

      this picture frightens me.



    47. 47

      she just needs to stop.
      and FYI heidi…Jesus would not approve.



    48. 48

      That was really really bad. She needs to go away.



    49. 49

      please stop…. it's like hearing cats scratching on a chalkboard!!! SCREEEEEEECH!!



    50. 50

      worst song i ever heard, reminds me of a lady gag gag song



    51. 51

      What producer is selling these beats to this no talent delusional twat? The beats are good by itself but this bitch cannot sing and her lyrics are trash. "because i'm so hot, famous, and rich" or something like that. Please. The only reason Heidi is "famous" is because everyone just likes to make fun of her. Someone slap this chick already.

    52. pazzy says – reply to this


      52

      ..fake boobs creep me out.



    53. 53

      i can't believe i'm about to say this but the song is actually kinda catchy! But that voice of hers just kills it for me…



    54. 54

      ew i can't stand her she's just a symbol of everything wrong with the world she's talentless, plastic and has no brain why is the girl even being talked about on this site she isn't a celebritiy! Perez should stop talking about "Speidi" so much then maybe everyone would forget about them.



    55. 55

      there is just no trace of a real voice on this track. They could have used any bitch off the street and said it was heidi.- who would care enough to investigate?



    56. 56

      damn I love this song, been repeating it so much.



    57. 57

      Jesus, I hate to admit this but I could see me singing this. Catchy tune. Ok and now I will go jump out the 22 floor window.



    58. 58

      Wow can someone just put her out of her misery she is is a terrible singer and her and her husband are the biggest idiots ever they don't deserve to be famous oh wait never mind their not everyone hates them



    59. 59

      That was BAD!!! Like everything about that was bad, the music, the singing, the lyrics, and the overall production; she should be embarrassed.



    60. 60

      I'm embarrassed for her!



    61. 61

      This pooooooor thing of a woman needs attention because you know anything she gets from "spiedy" is superficial. Not saying she doesn't deserve it… but when will she will mature!!!!



    62. 62

      what's up with her boobs?



    63. 63

      Where did this blood on my shirt come from?

      MY EARS!!!

      Kill this bitch!



    64. 64

      STOP GIVING HER THE ATTENTION SHE WANTS



    65. 65

      really weird boobs!!!!!!!



    66. 66

      what is up with her boobs!? hmmm. wierd.



    67. 67

      already said- she is a nobody who loves an even bigger nobody–he loves her on a superficial level ….hopefully she reads this!



    68. 68

      God, thats awfull, Why doesn't she accept that she can't sing? Stupid fame wh*re



    69. 69

      eep. I just bought this song on itunes…CAUSE IT'S AWESOME! *shakes head* In response to many comparisons, it's not anything similar to "Piece of Me"…lol! If anything it sounds like the song Paula did with Randy Jackson.
      I am looking forward to her album release…and am wondering how far she will be able to go. My fingers are crossed. =) Pop music is getting really girly again! Score! ;p
      I must have really horrible taste in music, but it keeps me happy. =) I can't believe this song caused such a stir with the boatload of negative, hateful comments. hahahahaha!



    70. 70

      RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!



    71. 71

      Wait let me get this straight, she's making a song to make more money that she doesn't deserve and yet her lyrics say she's not superficial? Doesn't make sense to me…and she then continues to say that she is the one who sets new trends, but oh no don't worry she says she's not conceded. I don't think she realizes some people actually listen to the lyrics.



    72. 72

      its completely computerized, who knows if she even sang on this track. Its really catchy though, I'll give her that. But please don't post about her anymore. You were doing so well with NOT giving her the attention she seeks. Eventually she'll go away though.



    73. 73

      Perez,
      Take this down.
      Curious folks like myself click on it, and then end up with perm. hearing damage. How's that fair to anyone? At least leave a Disclaimer for us so we'll know to pass it and go to the next post.



    74. 74

      Re: willow.is.chaos – omg i laughed so hard :'DDDDD



    75. 75

      Does she care that the "music" she puts out hurts everyones ears??
      Seriously, Spencer said that Heidi's "a new, modern day, 2010 Michael Jackson. Like Michael Jackson's in Heaven. The holy spirit now has Michael Jackson juice, so boom. For all we know, Heidi gets possessed with Michael Jackson’s divine spirit."
      Yes, he seriously said that. Could he be any more delusional??



    76. 76

      Surely this is what will be playing on The 4 Horseman's ipods when they ride into town…



    77. 77

      nasty looking boobs, and can u say retarded britney wannabe?



    78. 78

      Re: blacklily.of.the.valley – HAHAHAHA! thats the best thing ive read all day



    79. 79

      oh helllll to the naw……….. Perez, shame on you for not a big warning/disclosure before listening to this biznatch! may we all forget her… she a mess in the worst possible way!



    80. 80

      Does she really think anyone is jealous of her?? I'm 10x prettier than her and more talented but I'm not gonna go around bragging that. She doesn't have class, so what more did we expect from her. We can only set our expecations so high….or so low.



    81. 81

      I kind of like it!



    82. 82

      Wow. That was a religious experience! :P



    83. 83

      annoying. her boobs are so perfect that it scares me. no one wants to motorboat in symmetry…



    84. 84

      Kill it with fire.



    85. 85

      Who wrote that pathetic song?



    86. 86

      Ah what a good Christian…obsessing and bragging about looks & money.lol



    87. 87

      shes famous for being superficial



    88. 88

      this is fucking awful.



    89. 89

      song is a lot like Piece of Me - Britney Spears. Not comparing ability to sing but…. my goodddddd shes horrible.

    90. @v@ says – reply to this


      90

      Nope.

    91. @v@ says – reply to this


      91

      Re: blacklily.of.the.valley – Yes, because they'll be coming for Spencer first.



    92. 92

      Only a total moron would buy this or her/their book or do anything to promote their overall nothingness.



    93. 93

      Modern Day Mother Theresa.

      That's what she said she was on The View. You should make that her new nickname.



    94. 94

      My IQ just went down 10 points after listening to 51 seconds of that garbage… I might consider suing her for the emotional damaged for having to listen to that crap



    95. 95

      I surprisingly enjoy this song. The lyrics and tune are catchy. And I love the conceit.



    96. 96

      Gross song. Slutty looking girl. It should sell.



    97. 97

      I wish I was that delusional about how great I was too.



    98. 98

      this shit is stuck in my head now



    99. 99

      Computer generated CRAP. She should sell this song to FAIL Blog . org



    100. 100

      Is sucks of course but it is no worse than the crap that Britney, Jennifer Lopez, Ashley Simpson, Janet Jackson make.

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