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New "Music" From Heidi Montag!

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Bless her heart!

She's not giving up on this whole "singing" thing!

Lipsynch artist and studio vocalist Heidi Montag has released her latest single on the world.

If you think you can handle it, listen to Superficial below.

It's so superficial, it's deep!

P.S. Heidi wants you to buy THIS!

P.P.S We know her boobies are fake but they look like they're from another planet in this pic!

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    1. 201

      okay britney can do this cuz shes at least a great preformer and has charm but this bitch? she is hated by everyone and the media dosent seem to get it and she sounds like crap her and her husband piece of shit spencer should move to a fucking deserted island



    2. 202

      Hey Perez don't you notice that she's:
      a. Blonde
      b. Fake, in a very pathetic way
      c. Slutty
      d. Talentless
      e. Tries to sing with a cute, doll-like voice
      f. Somehow convinced that people admire her and want to be like her

      So my question is: why in the hell don't you worship her like you worship her twin Paris Hilton?



    3. 203

      Just shows what a digitally enhanced voice is capable of. You can actually buy talent.



    4. 204

      this is THE WORST song i have ever heard in my entire life. hey heidi — don't you think its a little hypocritical to be a "devout christian" and publish a book on how to be famous, get a boob job, and the COME OUT WITH A SONG ON why people love you so much? not because you're a good person.. but because you're "sexy and rich." wow. you are SO humble! your fifteen minutes are up and i can't wait until no one knows who you are anymore!



    5. 205

      HAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAhorsefaceHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH



    6. 206

      I THREW UP IN MY MOUTH ALIL>
      WAH WAH WAHHH



    7. 207

      haaaaaaate her



    8. 208

      that was SO stupid… and WTF those dont even look like boobs. she is such a joke



    9. 209

      This is what control from a guy does to you? Wow…no thanks



    10. 210

      ew she needs to go away and crawl under a rock and stop singing



    11. 211

      Re: Lunatic.me – #202. xD



    12. 212

      ITS CUTE!



    13. 213

      wow those silicon tits look shiteous… SO FAKE!



    14. 214

      Ummm how do i say this nicely, No Thanks, and No Chance in hell I would waste 1 second of my time.



    15. 215

      My diarrhea sounds better than that!!!!!!!



    16. 216

      Bad Stylist, Terrible Boob Job, Awful Voice. You go girl!!



    17. 217

      Oh my god, if only there were "celebrities" out there with a damn brain. Those two twats are the most immature people I have ever seen and heard in my life. They need to grow the f$%k up…

    18. Retro says – reply to this


      218

      how can a person so irrevelant and never really worked be wealthy? to me that just isn't fair.



    19. 219

      I can't wait that another blonde bitch arrives and steal her chair!!! Is she going to kill herself when "paparazzi" won't "snap pictures for the cover of magazines" anymore.



    20. 220

      What is up with her two huge front teeth? Wait, that explains why she sounds like a chipmunk when she sings, she's channeling Alvin and the boys!



    21. 221

      Nothing different than Britney, Ashley Tisdale(sp) and the other wannabe.



    22. 222

      Oh GAWD if I ever sit and listen to that f'ing hypocrite lip synch again I think I'm gonna kill myself!



    23. 223

      So, so terrible. It sounds like the actually engineered her weird little girl falsetto voice to be HIGHER…..What a Brit rip off. Sounds just like 'Piece of Me'….also, love the talk about paparazzi following her…might be the other way around!



    24. 224

      Oh poor pooor girl. She'll never get that no one really enjoys her music. Get a real job miss !



    25. 225

      who



    26. 226

      Don't like it!!

      Not as good as the last one!



    27. 227

      Perez, I think that is a fake plastic chest piece. It looks like a barbie doll's chest. its definitely prosthetic rubber on her torso.



    28. 228

      wowwwww….. i think that just killed some of my brain cells…..
      HEIDI IS A JOKE!!!!!!!
      her titts are also NASTY….



    29. 229

      i like it



    30. 230

      I couldn't even get halfway through the song. what is she thinking???



    31. 231

      Re: whutwhut – Maybe it's because THEY ARE GOOD!



    32. 232

      she's so phukin stupid..i could sing this damn song

    33. Sezzy says – reply to this


      233

      she looks like aubrey o'day but with less STDs



    34. 234

      Kinda sounds like Britney Spears… so it's SHIT!!! Go away, Heidi!!



    35. 235

      her voice is really bad. she's trying too much



    36. 236

      Re: blacklily.of.the.valley – Best comment of the day right there!!! LMAO!!!



    37. 237

      OH MY GOD! When will she stop?! Heidi & Spencer are the BIGGEST FAMEWHORES! She has no talent whatsoveR! Who's bought Heidi & Spencers new book? I know I'm not buying it.



    38. 238

      Honestly, its not that bad, but the lyrics are shitty because she can't actually thing its true.
      It'd be better if it was Britney singing it.
      BUT since its that stupid biatch, I will not be listening to it. I can't believe she think she's a singer. Yes, the studio can make anyone sound good.



    39. 239

      who keeps giving this tart record deals…. or better yet who keeps giving her promotion? I think it's fairly clear we all want her and the douche husband to go away so stop giving them publicity.



    40. 240

      OMG!!!!! This is SOOO GOOOOOOD!!!! Yay Heidi! You put out another awesome song! I love it!!! Not. You know her and Spencer read every single comment on every gossip website looking for that one comment that doesn't completely ridicule them. This was shit as usual. I don't understand untalented people who have so much confidence. It's has confused me once again. Just because your Grandma told you, you could singe doesn't mean you really can.



    41. 241

      Pobrestia…. She's a JOKE!!! Song Sucks just like Her….



    42. 242

      Go live in a hole where you belong heidi, and take your little rat spencer with you



    43. 243

      I just wasted a min of my life listening to the start that so called song. It's kinda like driving by a really bad car crash…for some reason you just can't look away! Even worse than the singing (well the computerized shit), the lyrics have to be the worst!!! Why would you want to insult the people that you want to buy your music??



    44. 244

      HATE HER. i really hate her



    45. 245

      thank you perez…you have made my day so much better…I am an unemployed college grad but at least I know im better than someone



    46. 246

      Oh hello fake Barbie tits.



    47. 247

      Dude with all the money they have they couldn't get a good composer? That song sucks and has no hooks nothing. Vocals are crap. Computer sounding. You could randomly pick any idiot of the street who could do better. I think she's doing all this crap as a joke anyways.

    48. @v@ says – reply to this


      248

      'They really want to be me.' How obnoxious, arrogant and completely untrue. Delusion trumps insight. No one is 'mad cuz you're sexy, famous, rich.' It's those shitty values, Sexy, famous, rich. It's about who and how you are inside and how you treat others. You worship the golden calf and appear devoid of anything else.



    49. 249

      ummm…is she serious?? she actually thinks people want to be her? HAHA I would cry if i looked like her. i had to turn this off 30 seconds into the song. TERRIBLE!



    50. 250

      the worse thing about this super processed auto tune shit is that it gets stuck in your head. NO GOOD CAN COME OF THIS



    51. 251

      This is the reason Jesus was put on the cross. He would rather have been tortured than listen to this shit! God bless this gresome twosome. You better save your money cause nobody likes YOU ! LC ROCKS AND ALWAYS KEEPS IT CLASSY, NOT SPEIDI!



    52. 252

      she grosses me out!



    53. 253

      I like it!! Maybe the background music, not the singing.. But still!



    54. 254

      Re: Rebecca A – i'M WITH YOU GIRL, HEIDI, GO AWAY - NO ONE LIKES YOU - AND YOUR LOSER OF A HUSBAND- HOPEFULLY YOU WONT HAVE KIDS - CUASE IF YOU DO, WE MIGHT ALL HAVE TO GAS THE POOR CHILD AND THEN THROW YOU AND SPENCER INTO THE MOUNTAINS OF AFGANISTAN….WHERE THE TALIBAN WILL DO WHATEVER IS NEEDED.



    55. 255

      JESUS, HELP ME. SPEIDI MAKES ME SICK AND IM SOO SORRY THIS FAKE GIRL IS USING RELIGION TO COVER UP HER NAUSEATING NO TALENT SOUL. THIS IS JUST NASTY AND GROSS ON MANY LEVELS. IMAGINE THESE TWO HAVING SEX. SPENCER LOOKS LIKE CHAKA FROM LAND OF THE LOST AND SHE IS A WANNA BE BRITNEY SPEARS. PUT SPEIDI IN A 5150 AND WE WILL SEE HOW THIS ENDS - NOT PRETTY IM SURE…STOOPID DUMB BITCH CAN'T DO SHIT—-aND HE IS JUST A TOOL.



    56. 256

      I said it before and I'll say it again…I'm praying any minute Ashton will jump in and tell her she's been punked…this is beyond bad, it's just sad.



    57. 257

      its awful her voice is like nails scratching on a blackboard it just oozes nasty!



    58. 258

      shes ugly. shes cant sing. and this song sucks. :)



    59. 259

      Wow, catchy. She'll still never be a bonifide pop star.

    60. PAH says – reply to this


      260

      WOW!! They really will let anyone record a single or album… SAD! ;-( What happened to people with REAL talent?! lol Like people who can actually sing?! Or is that asking to much!!! haha Gahhh!! Waste of time, waste of money. I think whoever buys this crap needs their head examined… ASAP!!!!!!!!!



    61. 261

      GO HEIDI YOUR A GOOD LIPSYNCHER!!!!!!
      ur a bad singer……



    62. 262

      photosop disaster!ouch my eyes!!



    63. 263

      WOW! She is the biggest C U Next Tuesday there is. I simply hate this woman. And YES I mean hate. And her tits are disgusting. BOOOO Fugtag go die with John Gosselin and Michael Lohan and all the other pathetic reality piss faces



    64. 264

      UGH!! Horrible!!! N her boobs look like they were added on as an after thought. *sigh* she needs go fall off the face of the earth already!!!



    65. 265

      Re: o0davidcox0o – OK, spencer nice try but no one really likes your blonde blow up doll wife. Do us all a favor and take a long leap off a very tall cliff.



    66. 266

      Re: PsychoGala – I'll vote HELL YES! Sterilze them both….one of them is bad enough in the world. God FORBID we have little ones roaming around also. Need help holding them down? Lol…



    67. 267

      This is hands down one of the worst songs I've ever heard.



    68. 268

      that is terrifying. but she's right…i only hate her because she is rich and sexy lol



    69. 269

      OMG! I cant stand Speidi, Heidi…who ever she is! Give it up!



    70. 270

      She looks like a tranny in this picture. Her songs are just "okay". Gotta hand it to her though, she knows how to whore herself out to the media and get paid on an image she contrived with Spencer. The 1st season of the Hills was playing late last night and you see the old her versus the one you see now, and she was a lot prettier when she didn't have barbie hair and all that surgery.



    71. 271

      Another pretty monster for my Frankenstein collection.



    72. 272

      haha her boobs are supposed to look natural and they look like the boobs a barbie has: all plastic. haha dumb blonde.



    73. 273

      Bless her heart LMAO



    74. 274

      frankly, bad.



    75. 275

      uhmm.. ya airbrushed boobs and all. this pic sucks ass



    76. 276

      Shes like the jacked up Barbie thats gets raped all the time by your little brother's G.I Joe.



    77. 277

      That is the worst photoshop I have ever seen. I can't believe that image was even approved.



    78. 278

      The only ppl buying this HORRIBLE music are the parents of a 5year old that only insists on getting the cd cause it's got a pretty plastic barbie on the cover!



    79. 279

      is this a joke?…i swear there letting any dog sing these days?!



    80. 280

      sounds like crap

    81. BB says – reply to this


      281

      jezus
      she only wants attention
      pitty..
      this song is sooo bad btw.. like were all jealous of her.. pleazzz
      we're not rich and famous.. and have a waaaay more intresting life then she has



    82. 282

      wen will this bitch die from over exposure???



    83. 283

      I can't stand this broad, nor can I stand her overly synthesized, over produced and under sung non song. How about we try to ignore her and her horribly fugly worse half Spencey. Maybe then they'll go away (not likely) or stop pretending to have talents (I realize this won't hapen)…the fact that she got any kind of a contract, regardless of how big a joke it is, is soooo wrong!



    84. 284

      Also, I ask this with all seriousness, who the hell are their "fans"? Is it a joke? Are you pretending? I don't get it…no really, I don't get it!



    85. 285

      I also want to add, I'm jealous of her like I'm jealous of flies on shit!



    86. 286

      Air head!!! Just like her fat ugly husband



    87. 287

      Wow that's pretty bad! These two are so delusional its almost sad. I kinda want them to get their own show so we can all watch them crash and burn like Jon and Kate. Their demise will be really fun to watch like those whores on Rock of Love or Tila Tequila.



    88. 288

      Why does all her music sound like it cost 2 dollars to make. Give it up already, you have no discernable talent.



    89. 289

      Uhm, yeah, okay Heidi. We're going to buy you're single that trashes everyone who actually works for a living, isn't rich, doesn't own a maserati, & has all their original body parts & no personal photo shopper. Woo-Hoo! Way to win an audience! Your "career" is over. Silly Rabitt, tricks are for kids. You've been played by your husband & when the money (from where it comes I know not) stops rolling in Spencer will first start taking Jabs at every famous person to keep you two scuzzbuckets in the papers. If that fails (since you're utterly irrevolent), he will drop you like a hot potato. Oh, can I get a copy of your bible? You know, the one that tells you that you can do anything you want?



    90. 290

      I didn't realize I was mad because she was sexy, famous, and rich.
      Here I was wishing I had her fame and her husband. (sarcasm)



    91. 291

      omg she is the dumbest bitch ever

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