Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
The stars of Twilight felt it only fair to give back a little something to the millions of fans who shelled out $142 million this past weekend, making their new movie, New Moon, break all kinds of records and be #1 at the box office.
First, R-Patz expressed his gratitude, (read it aloud with an English accent for emphasis).
"Thank you for making New Moon number one. It's very exciting to be a part of something embraced by so many people. I hope you are looking forward to Eclipse as much as I am."
Oh, they are! They've gotten their fix and Twi-Hards are eager for more.
Then, K-Stew threw her two cents in (read it aloud sounding depressed and detached from any real human emotion):
"You have all proven you're the most amazing fans in the world once again. I feel so lucky to be a part of The Twilight Saga and thank you for making us number one!"
Wasn't that nice?!
[Image via WENN.]