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We sent La Coacha to cover the American Music Awards for us and she comes back with THIS SHIT!

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91 comments to “We're Deporting Her!”



  1. 1

    The ONLY interview Albino Herman Munster (sorry Herman Munster) gave on the red carpet…



  2. 2

    hahahahaha luv u perez



  3. 3

    bahahahaha FAIL.
    but shes funny. keep her!



  4. 4

    ME! and FIRST lol



  5. 5

    You should have sourced your help from India.



  6. 6

    jajajajaja.. que divertido!!



  7. 7

    LOL This is so cute! Haha I love eeeetttt



  8. 8

    Nobody does it better than you Perez. Get someone else, she is just not funny at all to me and what is up with all her writing…not funny…annyoying



  9. 9

    It's so hilarious how you can make jokes against illegals but when a person that makes a gay joke, it raises hell. Nice Perez, it's always nice to see how much of a piece of shit person you are.



  10. 10

    You immigrated from Cuba, Mario.

    People in glass houses, ya know..



  11. 11

    STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES.



  12. 12

    That was awesome Esnoopy Perrito and 50 Cense had me dying of laughter



  13. 13

    LOL.



  14. 14

    that was fun! But I'm confused. What does La Coacha actually do? Does she write stuff or what?
    P.S. You look hot!!



  15. 15

    I hope this is true. Good riddance! She is lousy.



  16. 16

    im guessing the fame got to her! deport her ass and make me your reporter! =]



  17. 17

    Cute! LOL



  18. 18

    Nobody believes she's a true latina with that fake ass accent. You both suck



  19. 19

    damn perez you look more like a dog everyday like literally your face reminds me of a dog. damn you're ugly.

  20. Kalia says – reply to this


    20

    FAILED! I don't find her funny at all, I hope you fired her for real. What did she do? Nada. Send her packing.



  21. 21

    Re: KillerBunnies – just what i was thinking, he's an idiot.



  22. 22

    HIRE ME PEREZ!!!



  23. 23

    see what happens when americans let wetbacks take over their jobs



  24. 24

    LMAO i thought she was fuckin halarious but yes i am a bit confused dose she only write, dose she pretend to do her job and not do it at all just trying to look pretty? Or what the hell it was funny but i believe i just confused myself!



  25. 25

    She's not funny…I never thought she was funny. She's kinda lame.



  26. 26

    S&M Radio will be your new reporters!



  27. 27

    OH OH OH pick me! I will be your new reporter!



  28. 28

    It's funny. I like her. I mostly like the mock exaggerated Spanish accents/title cards. (Who the khell?)



  29. 29

    You know what Perez-no one deserves to be called names and treated like crap including you. And I'd feel bad for doing it but then I think of all the crap you say about others including kids and I don't feel bad so more.



  30. 30

    Discriminating against an accent? Really? Totally agree with the previous comment.. ITS OK to make fun of SOME minority groups… latinos but not homosexuals. So fake!



  31. 31

    perez dear, you clean up rather nicely! LOVED your hair and outfit! You were workin it at the AMAs!



  32. 32

    Charo has long been forgotten. We don't need a new one. Deport that bitch! I don't care. La Coacha gives Latinos a bad name. She is a walking stereotype of Latinos. The image Gringos have of us.



  33. 33

    Ill be ur new reporter. ;)



  34. 34

    Perez u have never looked better than at the AMA's. we want to see a b4 and after with ur biggest pic and ur current.



  35. 35

    Say What? La Coacha was the BEST thing that ever happened to PerezHilton.com! No other reporter out there can make me laugh. Sad Sad.



  36. 36

    Perez, I love your new look! It stands you better than the pinky hairdo!



  37. 37

    She's funny. She ran into the black eye peas…wonder why you didn't put that in the vid??

  38. midi says – reply to this


    38

    perez was JOKING. it's a JOKE. get it? a JOKE.



  39. 39

    What a passel of fucking idiots.



  40. 40

    I wish we could deport you to Afghanistan Perez you fat worthless piece of shit!!!



  41. 41

    And Perez you look like warmed up vomit as usual!



  42. 42

    Don't quite the dayjob just yet



  43. 43

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA you're so funny Perez… and you looked fucken' dazzling! She's irritating - in the bin she goes. Hey love the background song - hilarious! Who is it?



  44. 44

    PS: Been trying to upload an avatar other than the standard Word XP fucken palm tree saver everyone has… what am I doing wrong?



  45. 45

    OMG HIRE ME BITCH!!!! I'm funnier, prettier and i would kick that red carpets ASS!!!!!!! HA Either way, already bought my copy of your new book and i'll b sending it down to ya asap!!!!!!! LOVE U!



  46. 46

    PS PS: FUCK! my new Avatar worked !!



  47. 47

    Noticed no A-listers talked to you, think you know where you stand in the music business douchebag.



  48. 48

    TOTALLY! Deport that hideous Cuban thing, pronto!!! (And La Coacha too).



  49. 49

    ignorance is bliss apparently…



  50. 50

    Please keep her!She's sooooo funny!^_^



  51. 51

    Wow i feel embarrassed for her! She was giving the opportunity to show that she CAN sing and out comes that! Really really bad!Hopefully she was just nervous and maybe she can sing?? But that was a massive fail and so embarrassing!

  52. Cedon says – reply to this


    52

    We need more Chisme Time!



  53. 53

    you are the worst gay ever. fail.



  54. 54

    why do Latinos get celebrated for promoting stereotypes



  55. 55

    You're so funny Perez!!! There are some people who just can't get a JOKE. If you don't like it, why d'yall keep comin? PEREZ PEREZ!



  56. 56

    This is funny!



  57. 57

    Im moving to London in Feb! You need a reporter there! I'M YOUR GIRL!



  58. 58

    Jajajajajajaa!! C'mon! this was too funny!! don't deport her ;)



  59. 59

    PEREZ, YOU ARE MENTALLY CHALLENGED….PERIOD…END OF STORY! ONLY YOU THINK THIS SHIT IS FUNNY! REMINDER ME MORE OF JOHN MAYER EVERYDAY WITH YOUR INCESSANT WHINING AND PSEUDO-COMEDIAN BS!



  60. 60

    lol. Perez, you're actually kind of charming when you're not blogging.



  61. 61

    i cant believe folks actually like her.. nothing cute about her and you should deport her.



  62. 62

    she sings better then nicole



  63. 63

    da shiz was funny perez lol



  64. 64

    Hahaha she saw a way out and she took it!



  65. 65

    Hmm…DEPORT PEREZ? Yes? I think soooooooooo.



  66. 66

    GET BEHIND HER.. SINCE YOU ARE DEPORTING HER… OH YEAH ALL YOUR FAMILY TOO !! AZZ

    this was funny,

  67. SSTAV says – reply to this


    67

    I'll do it.



  68. 68

    Arrested development on all sides! I cannot imagine what it must be like to want to be noticed in "El Lay". I have to say your visual presence made it all the more cheap and tawdry. Your make-up artist should study the techniques that Ann Southern implemented to hide her abundant chin-pouch. hint: it wasn't pale pink pancake. Seeing you in HD makes it seem like a Fellini film. btw, Nicole called and wants her fivehead back.



  69. 69

    this vid is obviously a joke! hilarious too :) Perez I got to say that's a really good look on you



  70. 70

    melody did good



  71. 71

    only good thing about this, was leona lewis

    just wanna be happy! song of the year



  72. 72

    i wonder what the other performers and celebrities think of perez mashed potato hair hilton? HAha



  73. 73

    You both should be deported.



  74. 74

    she totally efed that up…what the hell was she doing anyways? Getting pics w/ celebs? but don't fire her I like her, she's funny.



  75. 75

    Perez…. didn't you promise to never say the F word again???????????????



  76. 76

    Oh,Perez! You're such an asshole! You look like Pebbles Flintstone with a bad dye job! YUCK!



  77. 77

    SHE WAS A jack-ass anyway, who cares? Perez may as well get his teenage-girl sounding ass out there and do it himself.



  78. 78

    #1's comment is SCREAMINGLY funny!



  79. 79

    this was actually funny, but probably because she wasn't in it.



  80. 80

    aw i hope your not really fireing her. and just so everyone knows. she writes liek that on purpose. wow guyss.!



  81. 81

    dayummm perez im not gona lie u were lookin pretty good. i definately like the blonde hair better.



  82. 82

    Re: mikelee22 – Go back to Europe, pilgrim!



  83. 83

    I should be your reporter!!!!!!!!



  84. 84

    perez you are amazing and so funny, and i saw the other la coacha videos and she is amazing too! katy perrys reaction was sooooo funny, please keep these videos coming they are AMAZING peace and love and happiness to you and yours



  85. 85

    Porkez, you have a huuuuuuuuuuuuuge mouth, and horse teeth too!!!



  86. 86

    because she is a no talent.



  87. 87

    she gets an oppurituny to prove she can sing. and that what she gives us? no wonder why nicole only sings



  88. 88

    don't fired her :(

    she makes me laugh



  89. 89

    perez, what is going on with your forehead? Top half seems frozen while the bottom half creases somewhat… botched Botox?!?



  90. 90

    Yes get rid of La COMA! Shes a snooze and wants to be famous, you need a reporter who is hungry for Chisme and not the spotlight!!!!



  91. 91

    FunnY! Perez, you look so good! Great new outfit, hair, body and attitude!