Levi Would Most Likely Do DWTS!!!
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He almost bared his peen, what wouldn't he say no to?!
Levi Johnston saw a job opportunity became inspired by Tuesday's finale of Dancing with the Stars and is playing it cool with how much he wants to embarrass himself on the dance floor.
Says Levi, "I think if my phone were to ring right now, I would probably say yes." Adding, "I mean, I'm pretty athletic so I think I could do just about anything."
Riiiiight.
Although Levi claims to have the skill to "slow dance like no other man," his biggest challenge would be "being able to loosen up."
If only his body was as loose as his lips!!!
[Image via WENN.]
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wtf why does he look so fem here? looks like he is wearing lipstick and mascara.. what a shame
Yes, please! I would tune in to see this fine specimen; however,don't see him doing well…he seems kinda stiff.
athletic??? ..??! bahaha. try again douche
Dancing with the STARS. He's not a STAR!!!!
I hope he wins.
Teaser…never showed us your wang.
Fat lower body, underdeveloped upper body= athletic in his dreams…
I bet that peen is the size of a thumb, we know those chubby, boring all am. hicks..
Of course he would jump at the opportunity . . . Trying to stretch his 15 minutes.
Never showed his dick in playgirl because its a stumpy little uncut piece of sausage.
I already don't like/watch the show, this would give me another reason to avoid the show.
He's actually cute with his clothes on. Without clothes..meh. He looked gross in the Playboy spread.
What a damn idiot.
WHAT an idiot.
Are we sure he's not Sarah's real son?
He's not even an attractive man, all he has that goes for him is a head of hair and nice lips. I see the pillsbury dough boy when i look at his face. He didn't show his dick because he's trying so hard to act all cool and be a rebellious man, but he knows that having a 2 inch dong isn't gonna help his reputation.
Go back to Alaska, in fact, go to Antarctica. You're an insult to all of those that have worked hard to make it…when all you did was breed with a nitwit family.
Ha, they called that piece of shit a playgirl spread. No guts kid.
Yes i would watch him on DWTS, If they pair him with someone like cheryl he could probally go a fair distance
He is not at star!!!!!
Re: PeterSteele – Whoa…. MR. August 1995 !! Yours was the best ever !!
hahhaha- looks like he was dressed by a ghetto pimp in this pic- what is up with his clothes??
Ummm first you have to be a STAR
That would be sooooooooooooo cool if he did it. Really piss of the (right) wing-nut of a mum-in-law !
He is so desperate to keep himself in the public eye. He is not a goodlooking guy, and in about 10 years he is going to be fat and bald, you can tell by looking at him. WHAT A DOUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who would pay this guy for anything….unbelievable.
He looks like Regis Philbin in this picture. LOL
Re: MzNicks –
None of the people they have on there are stars.
Who cares about this dipshit?? He's scum!
as far as i'm concerned, he still owes us a dick shot. and ap076 said it right… i only see clips of the show from The Soup, and that's not gonna change if this tool gets on next season
only its called dancing with the stars not dancing with the nobodies
He is smug - no redeeming qualities about this boy. He should keep his mouth closed, and head back up to Alaska.
I'm hardly a Pahlin-fan but what a royal douchebag. And he needs to cut out the heavy makeup. He's starting to slowly morph into a woman
Re: Ed Luvables – So well put !!!!
Awww I thought you guys were off for thanksgiving. Oh well. Levi looks like 12 here.
If only his belt buckle was as loose as his lips.
um…what is that thing in his pants?
and probably jon gosselin, michael lohan and all those reality nobodies would jump at the chance too. But remember, they said no to Lou Ferigno (?), who, was in the 80's a household name. these idiots are not household names, are not even hasbeens, nothing but hanger ons trying for cash.
Re: Canadiana* – ROTFLOL! I know just how you feel. OMG that was so funny!
hes so gross.
come on people please do not let this idiots 15 minutes stretch for another second. If there was anything the world could agree on this may be it.
OMFG HE'S SO UGLY!!!!!!!!!!
But He isn't even a star of any sort? Whatever, if the idiots ever did let him on the show, which i sincerly hope they won't, his ass will be the first to good whether he can dance or not, the voters will boot him to the curb where the trash belongs.
I think the biggest thing he could do to get the biggest bang for the buck …. would be to do GAY PORN !!!!
It would also freak the shit right out of Sarah Palin's colon, faster than any herbal enema.
Doesn't he look like a young Liberace in that snap?
I would watch it if he was on it! hes so freakin hot!
I hate Dancing With the "Stars".
When you think about it, Levi is just as "famous" as 90% of the other contestants on that stupid show.
STARS? Where?
Go Levi. At least you would be under 60 years old!!!!!!!
touche…pinksugar.
im pretty sure you have to be a star to be on DWTS
Re: Lunatic.me – try PLAYGIRL, not Playboy.
He needs to GO AWAY!!!!
He's as famous as Lisa Rinna ever was, and she was more than great. I'd watch him, because I'm forced to watch everybody else they put on 'Dancing' if I watch the thing.
Oh my gosh…he and Jon Gosseling annoy me….they are not famous….all they did was get someone knocked up!!!!!!
I thought it was Dancing With The Stars??? (Although that has always been a joke).
BUT, When did it become Dancing With The Public Embarrassments??
If they start entertaining LOSERS like him, Gosselin, Lohan, etc. I think the show is DONE!
Are those drug injections scars on his wrist and hands? Meth? or Heroin? or Coke?
2 bit famewhore.
Re: Swear to ME! –
# 50
Swear to Me: You missed it .. Tom DeLay IS a public embarrassment.
Good God, the man is out on bail as a Republican Congressman from Texas .. who has been indicted on money laundering and conspiracy to engage in money laundering.
He was a hideously bad contestant on DWTS this season!
So when you say "Dancing With the Embarrassments, it's already been done!
This is probably as good as it will ever get for this pathetic piece of trash! Maybe he and Perez can be roomies when both of their "empires" fail. lol
Jesus Christ, anything becomes famous nowadays. Fucking sad.
He should be at home with his baby son, otherwise he needs a stylist. Terrible taste, idiotic.
Who's kidding whom? He'd do ANYTHING to keep up his 15 minutes.
who the fuk cares about this loser? he didn't even show his cock in Playgirl! They are obviously using the term "star" very loosely here.
if the show was called "dancing with total shitheads" i would fully support him, really come on this guy is not even famous you 15 minutes are long overdue brah
umm he's a star? dont think so….
Re: ShoeWhore – It's the eye make-up and the pursed lips that make him look so Liberace-like. He also looks like he's puttin' on a few pounds…..
I'm sure he has a small dick but I would love to ram my 8 inch cock up his ass so hard that they would be able to hear him scream in Russia.
… and with that, DWTS will join the ranks of shows that have without a doubt jumped the shark, although I hear Charlie Manson is still alive, maybe they can spring him for a season too?
Look I dont want to be rude, but! This guy looks like a 'drag king'. They actually made him a spread in 'Playgirl'…..wat are the looking under the keg now.
At first glance I thought that was Donny Osmond-100 years ago.
his 15 minutes of fame were up a long time ago, he looks like Regis Philbin
Is that Regis 40 years ago???
CUTE!
What is her famous for? Sperminating a teenager?
Levi Johnston is about the only good that came out of Sarah Palin becoming a household name and that's obviously not saying much.
He looks like a young Regis Philbin here. Maybe he should go the trashy biopic route.
THIS JUST IN, PEOPLE! Due to the acceleration of today's world, the old 15 minutes of fame has now been extended to 30 minutes!…30 Minutes, peeps, make a note of it. Now, about Levi. Hmmmm. Pretty cute, but an ass that won't age well. (no real "bubble" to it)…He's gonna do more and show more, trust….this ain't gonna stop at Playgirl. Be patient. So, Carrie Prejean, Palin and yes you, Levi… the clock is ticking down to 30 minutes. Enjoy.
..I totally can see Levi on the box cover of a new gay DVD" Alaskan Heat".
Hell, I'd rent (not buy) it…and you know most of you would too! Cheers!
Re: ScaryLisa –
Oh ya sorry. Typed it wrong.
This moron — an uneducated, unskilled loser, destined for a life of manual laborer — needs to crawl back under his hick town rock. He makes me nauseated.
Oh good Lord. "HE'S HOT"???? Are you all serious? This little piece of fluff is immature even for a 19-1/2-year-old male. He's a stupid, hillbilly redneck whose only claim to fame is bumping uglies with some promiscuous girl whose mother was famous/infamous. When some of you little girls get a handle on being wet and realize that you actually have to *talk* at some point in a relationship what's between the ears will be almost as important as what's below the belt. In Levi's case, nothing much. Dancing With The "Stars" might as well have the Gosselin and Lohan sperm donors on that show while they're at it. Neither of them has much to offer either.
Well, they always need one or two uber creeps on the show, so he qualifies in that category. One smaaaaaaallll problem: he has no fans! Palinistas hate him and so does the reality based community, so who the hell is going to vote for him?!
I didn't know he was a star unless playgirl put him there..
i would deffientely watch DWTS. I never watched that show, but i will if Levi joins,
yes, he's a "non-star" like all the other contestants! LOL. Slow dance like no other man; is that a good thing? "like no other man would want to in his worst nightmares" maybe? Her certainly looks effeminate in this photo. Why can't Bristol be on the show, she's a "star" too….better yet, get Todd Palin!!!! He's hot!
and yes, people are right, he DOES look like Regis Philbin's younger avatar!
omg…please go away
It's actually very sad, the kind of venom being spewed at this kid–and he is a kid, remember? Nineteen years old! He's pretty brave, too, to take on Dragon Lady Palin, the way no one else has (think Oprah, all gushes), and he's not been shy to appear nude on Playgirl–and he looks terrific, very sexy, handsome. Obviously, there's a lot of random meanness everywhere on the internet, some of it amounting to cruelty. I hope Levi will be able to overcome it and become successful in whatever area he eventually chooses, modeling, acting– or becoming the governor of Alaska. Now wouldn't that be justice!
Re: Gene Landis – He's a kid that suddenly found himself in a lion's den. He's doing his best to try to turn any lemons into lemonade by trying to turn this sudden onslaught of media interest in him into some sort of a tangible career, and being nineteen, he's going to stumble here and there. Funny thing is, Sarah Palin is doing the same thing. They should talk.
why is this kid carred about? who cares what he does, hes a huge douche who is looking for a meal ticket for any kind of recognition. hes just the kid who knocked up sarah palins skanky daughter and is a young irresponsible father.. were all impressed.. not
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luv diz dude…put
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maybe he should do Palin aswell, that would get the nasty smiles off of both faces!