Sucks to be Jon Gosselin. But we're sure he already knows that!
The douchebag had previously said he'd be spending Thanksgiving this year with his former girlfriend, Homewrecking Hailey WhatsHerFace. Though it seems his plans have changed.
Jon won't be able to go to his former home as it's Kate Gosselin's day with the kids. So according to Jon, "I won't be home. I'm going to my grandma's."
However, he will have the kids over Christmas Eve and Christmas day.
Says Mr. Douche, "Christmas Eve and Christmas day are joint-shared custody days, which means we're both in the house. So we'll be there."
Adding that the kids "do the stockings early Christmas morning. Kate makes sticky buns. We keep it all the same. Nothing has changed. That way they have the sense of security with everything that's going on."
At least the kids will have a peaceful night on Thanksgiving.
As for Hailey, she'll also be Gosselin-free tomorrow.
Not always the truth, but it applies with Jon.
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