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No One Wants Jon Gosselin Over For Thanksgiving

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Sucks to be Jon Gosselin. But we're sure he already knows that!

The douchebag had previously said he'd be spending Thanksgiving this year with his former girlfriend, Homewrecking Hailey WhatsHerFace. Though it seems his plans have changed.

Jon won't be able to go to his former home as it's Kate Gosselin's day with the kids. So according to Jon, "I won't be home. I'm going to my grandma's."

However, he will have the kids over Christmas Eve and Christmas day.

Says Mr. Douche, "Christmas Eve and Christmas day are joint-shared custody days, which means we're both in the house. So we'll be there."

Adding that the kids "do the stockings early Christmas morning. Kate makes sticky buns. We keep it all the same. Nothing has changed. That way they have the sense of security with everything that's going on."

At least the kids will have a peaceful night on Thanksgiving.

As for Hailey, she'll also be Gosselin-free tomorrow.

This past Monday she even added another interesting thought on her Twitter, stating "Life Lesson #1- "The older the man, The more tarnished he is"-LOL"

Not always the truth, but it applies with Jon.

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52 comments to “No One Wants Jon Gosselin Over For Thanksgiving”



  1. 1

    i know he's the biggest dosuche alive… but that still sucks. a lot.



  2. 2

    'cept this Christmas morning your sticky buns might have a teaspoon of cat shit mixed in the glaze fuck face loser.



  3. 3

    WHITE TRASH IS AS WHITE TRASH DOES…..



  4. 4

    WEird that when it comes to Jon you'll listen to ex girlfriends, and his ex wife's lawyer, even though they all end up being fake stories. But with Kate, PEOPLE magazine gets her to grudgingly admit that she mistreated Jon and shouldn't have acted like that but you won't say a word. It seems obvious you have a woman writing your blog now, there is no way any sane person would "Root" for Kate unless they were blinded by gender loyalty. They are both fools but she is a cruel abusive nightmare.



  5. 5

    What an idiot. Both of them are. If they think that "Daddy" can just pop back to the house once in a while for a random holiday, and "everything is the same, nothing changes" then they are even more deluded than I thought. As IF "nothing" has changed for the kids! "Nothing" except for the fact that daddy screws 22 year olds while mommy is a stressed-out wreck and their family will never be the same again. As a person with divorced parents myself, those two know ZIP about what their kids will go through because of their selfish piece of shit sperm-donor of a father who decided he wanted to be Peter Pan again and run around in night clubs like an overgrown frat boy instead of man up and look after the family HE created. Jackass!



  6. 6

    is that a fattie????????



  7. 7

    Re: Canadiana* – tell us how you reallllly feel…..heeeeeeee



  8. 8

    Happy Thanksgiving Perez! I am thankful for you :-)



  9. 9

    Re: Spindoc – I totally AGREE with what you said! It sounds as if Hailey is just like khate! She talks shit about him constantly yet is still with him! If you don't like him LEAVE! Perez says he has no where to go then Jon says he going to his grandmothers! I think they're both fools too but Khate is the nasty bitch that ran him off!!!



  10. 10

    LOOKS LIKE YOU WERE WONG ABOUT HAILEY ENJOYING THE SPOTLIGHT. SHE JUST GOT CAUGHT UP IN HIS NIGHTMARE OF A LIFE AND HAS MANAGED TO STAY OUT OF THE MEDIA NOW THAT SHE DUMPED HIM. YES, IT SUCKS TO BE JON, BUT I'M ALSO GLAD HE GOT OUT FROM UNDER KATE'S THUMB!



  11. 11

    Re: Spindoc – You're an ignoramus.
    Even if Kate didn't treat him right that doesn't justify his actions now. He's a deadbeat , he doesn't care about his kids and he goes from one woman to another. Gender bias ? I'll tell you gender bias, if Kate was fucking everything in sight , going out , smoking pot, negleting her kids like Jon does, social services would have removed the kids from her care and they would have awarded Jon full custody without thinking twice.
    Do you know how many women are being mistreated by their husbands ? MILLIONS !!!



  12. 12

    "…sense of security…" You don't think those kids realize their world ended this year? Yeah, sticky buns and both parents in the house for a day will OBVIOUSLY give them back their sense of security…

  13. Lucas says – reply to this


    13

    Well, we already know from the final episode that the twins are already showing signs of h8. I laughed when they said "we have more fun with mommy". Ohhh…that pissed him off and he told them to go away. Nice going dad. Pretty soon the 8 will forget who he is, Kate will marry the bodyguard, and Jon will end up sleeping in an alley. Karma is what it's all about — we're seeing it already.



  14. 14

    A peaceful evening with Kate? Really? When is that woman's mouth ever closed??



  15. 15

    Re: Canadiana* – ahahahahahhahahahahahhah good one



  16. 16

    ahahaha
    PEREZ
    this just in::::

    hAiLeYgLaSsMaN1 @jongosselin1 Y did u tell the world U were going to ur Grandma's for Thanksgiving? LOL-U are in Utah snowboarding w/"friends"-lol-ur redic



  17. 17

    Re: Canadiana* – LMFAO, ain't that the truth!!



  18. 18

    Happy Thanksgiving you fucking idiot



  19. 19

    he deserves that bcuz he sucks so much for cheating and all dat other crap he gets into



  20. 20

    Everybody check out Hailey's latest tweet… @ grandma's? yeah right.



  21. 21

    I would just so I could write a tell all book… It would be called THANKSGIVING WITH JON



  22. 22

    Re: Spindoc – ITA with everything you wrote. Kate is a sick individual who needs serious therapy. She HATES men, she treats her little boys like crap, she has OCD, and is controlling,manipulative, and verbally abusive. Anybody who buys the shit she spews out of her mouth now is a total sucker. She is desperate to repair her bitchy image so she can win over viewers. She throws her children's father under the bus every time she opens her mouth to the media. It's no wonder Jon is having trouble being on his own. Kate controlled him for years. He should be with his Grandmother for Thanksgiving. KATE kept him away from his family for YEARS.



  23. 23

    Re: Canadiana* – Now that is fucking funny!



  24. 24

    i'm so shocked.



  25. 25

    Kate is the biggest bitch ever. WHY is it OK for Zilla to have the kids for Thanksgiving and then again for Xmas and Xmas eve? That is SO unfair. Leave it to ZIlla to fuck shit up. She hates men, its only a matter of time she dumps her lover OOPS I mean bodyguard Steve and star banging chicks.



  26. 26

    Re: RockGirl729 – she was granted primary custody of the children. no pictures have ever surfaced of her and her bodyguard doing anything-and that is actually a bodyguard employed by tlc.



  27. 27

    Why did he say that he was going to his grandma's and then head off to Utah? Why not just tell the truth? That's just weird.



  28. 28

    He's just a lonley old bacholer and needs to be laid that'll fix his problem. i think lets just hope.



  29. 29

    yikes he looks like life stinks for him



  30. 30

    AMERICAN'S AND THE WORLD #1 DOUCHE….actually i voted him perezies #1 DOUCHEBAG OF THE YEAR



  31. 31

    Hailey, you are one stupid girl.
    What you really mean is "The more kids a man has, the more tarnished he is.
    She thought that a "relationship" with a father of 8 was going to be normal??
    You're young, Hailey .. run away .. fast and far.



  32. 32

    Sometimes I cut the guy some slack since he has Down Syndrome. This time, I think someone should just shove some stuffing up his ass and feed him to the homeless … they will have leftovers for days. Then we won't have to read about the downie douche-bag deadbeat dad anymore.



  33. 33

    dear Jon, as they say, your kids will never have a SENSE OF SECURITY…with you as their father.

    and hailey needs to know that KARMA still sucks and she still has that to pay down the road….and THAT is a guarantee.



  34. 34

    hmm has he always smoked?? or is he jus trying to be cool like kids in middle school do



  35. 35

    … you're right about the middle school thing… how young would he go for? he's a creep



  36. 36

    I know this jon-dou smells!!!



  37. 37

    HE'S the turkey!!! Everyone's had him!



  38. 38

    GIVE THE GUY A BREAK!!!!JON IS JUST TRYING TO LIVE POST-KATE AND NO-DOUBT HAS PTSD(POST TRAMATIC STRESS DISORDER)THAT WOMAN IS HORRIBLE. HE WILL FIND HIS WAY.



  39. 39

    I really could give a rats ass about Jon especially with all the extra media hype. The only thing I feel is that he is not capitalizing 100% on all the attention. Yes he makes appearances but he could push the limit, as a dweeb duchebag should, and make a hell of alot more. One day soon, Jon will be histiry and he will be back to his "cyber whores" on line for attention.
    Maybe Santa will leave a dildo in his Christmas stocking this year…I hope he uses it well!



  40. 40

    He probably was uninvited. He kept saying how he "promised" to be there & it was on his calendar. How insulting can he be .



  41. 41

    Unfortunately Jon has become an alcoholic famewhore with the judgment usually reserved for adolescent males looking for a warm place to put it. However …. KATE DOESN'T SPEND TIME WITH THE KIDS!!!
    -
    All of you who are commenting on how stressed Kate is being with the children think again. Take a good look at her schedule and explain how she can be in two places at once for at least half a month or 3/4 of a month. Kate is a famewhore just as Jon is, but she is primped to pimp and knows how to play it.
    -
    She has a household staff taking care of the home and her children while she tans, tones, and has manis and pedis, along with stylists and someone to keep that god-awful haircut precise. I repeat … KATE IS NOT WITH HER CHILDREN MOST OF THE TIME. I have no doubt that Kate loves her children with all her heart, but KATE DOES NOT LIKE HER CHILDREN; there is a difference between the two. Kate is in love with the new Kate and with her public and all those perks and money.
    -
    How can anybody who understands what is involved in real-time motherhood with or even worse, without a partner, even go there and feel sympathy for that self-serving famewhore?



  42. 42

    Why didnt he ever smoke on the show?? Playing the happy dad perfect father n all….fake.



  43. 43

    he's such a loser. he will never have another girlfriend who loves him for anything except his money. he sucks!!!!! NOBODY LOVES HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I bet his kids don't even like him.



  44. 44

    Re: xmichyx – haha!!! he is a douchebag!!!



  45. 45

    Hailey deserve's what she got and if Jon is going to his grandma's then more than likely other family member's will be there so I would'nt say he is alone!! As far as Christmas goes he has alway's maintained that he and former wife to be would both be their with their kid's so what is the big deal Perez? Tell us something we don't already know, okay!!



  46. 46

    go hang out with michael lohan and hopefully consume raw turkey meat



  47. 47

    who would want this fucking loser in there house on thanksgiving? he needs more really cool ed hardy shirts.. douche



  48. 48

    assssshole



  49. 49

    Bad mouthing the MARRIED GUY YOU WERE SCREWING and then trying to bad mouth him is called…YOU ARE A SUCKER YOU GAVE IT UP….you should add chapters to spiedies book "how to become famous in the most nasty way" I would feel for her if she shut her mouth and really thought JON WAS "IN LOVE" with her………..I really think he probably liked the little home recking tramp



  50. 50

    wow that ass shouldnt even get xmis w/ the kids!!! he should only get a yearly visit!!!!!



  51. 51

    who gives a fuck what any of these loserbreeders do for the holidays. they ALL need to DISAPPEAR off the face of the earth as quickly as possible.



  52. 52

    I SAW THIS FUCKER ON A CLIP FROM "THE SOUP" AND HE IS EVEN WORSE THAN I THOUGHT! HE IS A SHITTY FATHER WHO TREATS HIS KIDS LIKE SHIT, ACTING MORE IMMATURE THEN EVEN THEY ARE. PRETTY SAD WHEN YOUR 9 YEARS OLD HAVE MORE CLASS, HEART AND BRAINS THAN THEIR OWN DAD!