(address omitted) —- you can't even copy and past correctly. But wouldn't it have been a hoot if you fucked up and posted it. haaaahaaaaa

Whow…again he is seriously becoming a mess..

i hope hes doing ok.

Oh dear. Hope he is OK. Sending my love his way. There need to be more controls on alcohol anyway, it is dangerous stuff and I think a lot of people have become indifferent to the dangers. xxx

I'm going to assume that he miscalculated the amount of alcohol he could consume in order to still get pissed, but still look ok 12 hours after the fact, or something like that.
And he fucked up on that calculation.
Soooooooooo, next time he should be more careful.
Oui/Non?

It seems to be the only way he's getting any attention anymore is to try and commit suicide or something.

David Hasselhoff needs to obtain help for his rampant alcoholism ASAP or he's going to wind up dead very soon. Obviously his binge drinking is totally out of control at this point.

IF he won't commit himself to a detox center, his family should stage an intervention and force him to sober up.

wonder what excuse he will come up with this time? He is running low on them….

He Had A Bit to Much To Drink I Bet

He is a fat drunk! I hate him!

Perez: Don't you have an update on what's happening with this over-the-hill alcoholic yet? He needs to be forced (committed) into rehab…

Oh damn! Hope he gets help really fast. Where are his circle of friends, co workers and family. I'm sure there are signs. They need to stage an intervention on him!

David Hasselhoff has such huge demons. He just can't seem to escape. I feel nothing but sympathy for him. You, on the other hand, gloat. F*ck you, Hilton, your bloggers, and your little dog too. I hope it all comes back to you very soon. Yours will be agony I will delight in.

And He used to be such a handsome man…Just goes to show ….. Know what I'm say'n … ?

poor hoff

Oh my phockin Gawd !! He's, what, how old ?!? And when the fuck was that snap taken ?!? Anyway, 'just a touch of grey' on the sideburns area, and he wants to portray to anybody following any insignificant aspect of his life that he's actually aging far sloooooooooower than the rest of the population.
Umm, OK ?!?
"Just For Men" has got to put warning labels on their products that you might look fucking funny to some people, heheeheee

whats wrong with this douche, he's rich, has good looks, why cant he get it together? I hope he does, he seems like a good guy, aside from all the douchiness.

on another site it said he had a seizure from drinking before, during, and after Thanksgiving (sounds like a good bender to me). Hasselhoff's neighbor Christian (he asked that we not use his last name), said that he saw the ambulance arrive at Hasselhoff's home. "I asked one of the paramedics how David was doing and he told me his eyes were rolling back into his head, he was drooling and that he'd had a seizure." Unfortunately, said Christian, "this isn't the first time this has happened to him." Hasselhoff was drinking both before and after Thanksgiving before suffering the seizure that landed him in the hospital.

At least he didn't say "exhaustion" for once!

We may not know whether the incident was alcohol induced but it's a pretty good bet!

aww. its really is sad, he obv is hitting rock bottom.. poor guy

Why won't the old drunk just die?

it's probably just for attention..

Some people are just miserable in life and do these things to slowly kill themsleves….without saying a singe word….

He will need a liver transplant if it keeps up, and producers actually let a drunkie be a judge of a competition?

I wish someone helped him beat his habit. Get well, soon Michael. You are so cute, don't waste yourself

Let's repatriate his soused behind back to Deutschland.

This is incredibly sad, and I foresee this man's life coming to a tragic, untimely end, sooner than later.

I shake my head when reading others' callous words, know-it-all solutions, and uneducated commentary. Alcoholism is an awful, destructive disease. It ruins peoples' lives, careers, and destroys families. I know this first-hand, as my dad was an alcoholic, who struggled to maintain his sobriety for most of his adult life. He lost his battle with the bottle in June, 2006. He was 56 years-old. Cause of death: respiratory failure, due to acute alcohol poisoning. He had been over-served in a bar, by an establishment whose staff did not uphold serving laws. My dad collapsed in a park, three blocks from home, and died, alone, like some unwanted stray dog. Blood alcohol level: 0.45.

My dad was not a "loser", "low-life", "douchebag", or "waste of flesh". He had been a police officer for 13 years, a long-time volunteer fireman, and spent 22 years as a paramedic. A lot of people are alive today because of my dad. My dad was talented, brilliant, had numerous friends, and a beautiful family (straight out of a J. Crew catalog) — including a 6.5 month old granddaughter who he adored. His alcoholism was complicated by PTSD, depression, and anxiety. He was ashamed of himself, and had sought professional help. Obviously, it didn't work.

It's not as simple as "just attending AA" or "going to rehab". Alcoholism is a very complex, misunderstood disease. And the more people tear this man (and other alcoholics apart) with their ignorant two cents worth, the more social unacceptable & misunderstood alcoholism becomes.

Shaming this man publicly, tearing him apart, and berating him is NOT helpful — neither to he or his suffering family & friends. That man needs love & support to help him feel self-worth, to begin his recovery process. And I pray that he gets this, before it's too late.

Re: Miss_Smithers – It IS as simple as that. The person has to admit they're ready to go, or the back-of-your-mind cravings will always win out. In my opinion, AA's better than rehab. Lots cheaper 1, and B), you're tended by people who KNOW the thoughts you're thinking. They get tough on you too, -something a doc who's never been there can't do. There's plenty of ways around the 'god' EXCUSE, so when folks say they can't tolerate that- go to a different group. Not all AAs are created equal. I'm an alumni- 5 years sober in December.

If the seizure stories are true, he's by-passed pancreatitis and gone into what they call "wet-brain" (for AAers). VERY bad, and if it's suicide he wants, it won't be long now. I had a friend who went thru it, and she's never been the same person since.

so he's dead, right?

And you can't even spell… "Copy and past?"
Nice.