THIS is the only thing you need to buy today!
Our new book, True Bloggywood Stories: The Glamorous Life of Beating, Cheating and Overdosing, is the ultimate holiday present - either for yourself or your loved ones.
Don't just buy one - buy a bunch!
Here's a little taste of what you can expect!
"This is raw and unprotected–Just like celebrity sex!
I'm back and bigger than ever! I'm taking on the top celebrity scandals that rocked the world and changed Hollywood forever. From Chris "Beat-Her-Down" Brown's beating of Rihanna to reality "stars" Jon and Kate's divorce times eight, I'm taking you inside every moment and detail to tell you what really happened. NO ONE will be spare.
How long till Britney melts down again? When will Jen REALLY get over Brad? (Never!) Was Michael murdered? I'm revealing details most magazines wouldn't dare publish and taking you into the center of WHAT REALLY HAPPENED!
Top Highlights from Perez Hilton's True Bloggywood Stories:
*Juicy and hot details on the 10 Celebrities of Our Generation
*The Michael Jackson Catastrophe
*Steamy details on Twilight dating
*Exclusive dish on Jon and Kate Plus 8 debacle and other reality TV scandals
*The Top Ten Hollywood Predictions
*Perez's low down on celebrity dating: who will split and who will get married
*Exclusive details on Perez's controversial face-to-face encounters with Will.I.Am, Carrie Prejean, and Drew Barrymoore
*Interview Questions That Barabara Walters Would Never Ask
*And, the annual Perezzie Awards and Yearbook Awards, featuring:
-Best Nude Scandal
-Most Predictable Split
-Best Jen Aniston Boyfriend
-Best Secret Shrine
-Best Hairpiece
-Best Voodoo Doll
-Best Douchy Act of the Year
-Most Likely to Drop off the Radar
-Most Likely to Get Caught Cheating
-Most Likely to Deny Hooking Up With Miley Cyrus
And, in the spirit of giving back, Perez will autograph and personalize every copy of the book that you buy and send to him!
Once you've purchased your copy of True Bloggywood Stories, just mail it to Perez with a way to get it back to you - box, envelope - and make sure to include return paid postage.
If you pre-order the book now or buy it the first few days after its release on December 1st, you can get it to us and back with plenty of time for the holidays!
Send all copies to be signed of True Bloggywood Stories to our mailing address:
Perez Hilton
8174 Sunset Blvd., #993
Los Angeles, CA 90046
We can't wait to get a copy to you! And for your loved ones too!
We will be doing some signings as well, so stay tuned for more details on those!
No get to shopping and buy, buy, buy our new book!
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who would want to buy that?
ps: lambert and pattison suck.
Haha, well said.
I've got a whole bag of trash I would much rather sift through.
It's a shame that this is all your life revolves around Perez.
It would really be awesome if you put on lipstick and kiss the insides Im really buying this as a holiday treat for myself
Best of luck to Perez and Jared on their book.
Or just buy the National Enquirer subscription. More reliable and juicy, anyway.
Wait, did someone just delete two posts saying how pointless this was?
Get a clue.
There are plenty of other crappy books on the market without this waste of space adding to it.
not buying
You'll have a well rested wrist to 'yank your plier' to all the teenie boy pics you love so much, since a) nobody will buy your book 2) no book sales=nothing to sign=fully functional wrist
Like I've said before, celebrity gossip belongs in tabloids and on the Internet, not in a book. And I don't see the point of rehashing old stories you've already told us every possible thing about. Just because you're signing every copy doesn't make me wanna buy one. Sorry.
Do you put a scratch and sniff fudge spot on the inside cover?
Just what I always wanted for Christmas - a "book" full of vituperative hatred.
I'd rather chew glass than buy something that will put money into this fat fuck's pockets.
this book is a bunch of bullshit. theres no way you know what "really happened" with chris & rihanna…cause only they do…and theres no way they would friend you in any way. odds are national enquirer is more usefull then this book of shit.
anyone who waste money on this book is a fool
I'm sorry, I'll rather buy something that doesn't insult human intelligence. Thank you though.
My Perezcious has promised that Teddy the wonder dog will be sure to urinate or defecate on every copy sent in to be personalized - your choice.
i wouldn't use this book to:
A. line my birdcage
B. put under the short leg of my coffee table
No thanks, Mr. Sunset Blvd. Gawd…..you are so turning into Norma Desmond. Instead of looking like Bjork just threw up on you, why don't you hire a credible stylist and a good psychiatrist to help you with that narcarsist personality disorder and meglomania which afflict you.
It's kinda cheap of you to have the customer pay for postage and package themselves if they want it signed.
Why don't you just sign them before you send them to the customer instead?
Oh yeah, you're just a blogger. You don't know how to run a fair business.
Re: Braden Monster – what a great idea…i might request that to use his DNA to frame him. a good old fashioned rape/murder/mutilation scandal may be the only thing that can save his ever failing career
Fuck to the no!
FUCK THAT BS
I'D RATHER PURCHASE A PISSED ON COPY OF MARY HAD A FUCKING LAMB.
wow your desperate
First off, I'm so fucking excited for your book Perez.
Now, since that is out of the way, this is to all of you guys who write negative things on here saying "who would want to buy that?" (yea, i'm talking to you Zooby), or "not buying" and "I'd rather chew glass than buy something that will put money into this fat fuck's pockets." who gives a shit what you think? Because I know for damn sure Perez doesn't.
He's probably laughing at you, which is the greatest thing. Just because it's a book about gossip, doesn't mean people who read it are uneducated or unintelligent. Its for fun, he's not trying to solve the worlds mysteries.
oh and for the person who called him a fat fuck…I think he looks fabulous.
One last thing, I know that when or if you read this and respond, you'll probably come up with something extremely lame or "hurtful" which is fine with me. I wanted to state my opinion that people like you give the human race a bad name and more than likely, you suck not only at life, but as a person.
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Why buy this book when I can just read all your biased stories here on your site for FREE! LMAO! Dumbass!
Re: jkos2187 – perez you are so damn lame you have to comment your own stories on another username …
wait a minute… are you telling me, mario, that your book is ghost written just like that 'idiot' sarah palin ?!? hmmm.. interesting.
Re: jkos2187 – You have a right to your opinion. This is America, after all.
Wow perez, you've almost got me tempted…
But I just couldn't bare to give you a single cent!
Re: jkos2187 – u tell them thats what i was thinking
You look like "Boss Hog" in this picture…
dont we already know everything thats in that book, everything you named in this book we know and are SICK OF HEARING ABOUT , WHY WOULD WE WANT TO READ ABOUT THE GOSSELINS
why would i want to buy this if you cannot even spell drew barrymore's name correctly?
and the various other typo's in this little tidbit here lead me to believe the book will be just as awful
Re: jkos2187 – people like you give human race a bad name?? you were just worshiping perez whos made a career of tearing other people down wtf
I'll pass…
so many celebs have books out and i realized if i buy their book then i am really a fan of theirs..soo based on that i guess im only a fan of chelsea handler!!!! on that note, she hands your ass to you everytime your on her show hahaaaa
Unfortunately…Perez has the last laugh on everyone. He doesn't need us to buy his book for him to be rich off of us. Every time we log on (all x number millions of us) he gets to use that data to get advertisers to pay him top dollar for putting their ads on this site. Just look at the advertising rates he lists and its pretty easy to estimate his monthly income. Sadly, he doesn't give a shit what anyone thinks of him, as long as we keep logging on.
And, in the spirit of giving back, Perez will autograph and personalize every copy of the book that you buy and send to him!
WHAT ARE YOU GIVING BACK? We have to buy the book, PAY to send it to you, and PAY to have you return it. Yup - that's the real spirit of giving. What happened to old fashioned book signing events?
Seems like a lot work for an autograph.
Besides, I don't think P will be signing any copies. His sister or some other yahoo will do the grunt work.
extra toilet paper
He doesn't tear them down, he tells it like it is. The truth hurts. I much rather have someone speak their mind about me, then to lie right to my face. And if you're a celebrity and in the public eye 24/7 you have to kind of expect that. It goes with the job. He's also stated before, somewhere, that he always gives credit when its been earned…and criticism.
Re: have more sex – it's typos, not typo's. If you want to point out little mistakes, there's one for you.
even if i did want to read about old gossip, i wouldn't get my recaps from a source like yourself. What makes you think sitting behind a computer in your dirty undies writing about stories you got from other people's websites makes you credible source? no thanks. I'll stick to my Dan Browns and John Grishams.
I'll buy Carrie Prejean's book instead. She's smarter than you and has better things to say. FORGET LAMBERT! SUPPORT CARRIE!!!
you look like you shit yourself on the nice white car
ok rita skeeter.
baby your site is hot,, but!!!! mr.perez your pushing it
All the people here who said hate comments like seriously wow! If u don't like him then why are you here?? Better yet if u "hate" perez why did u make an account?? Like that zooby person why would perez take time out of his day to make another account and read ur comment n reply to it SERIOUSLY?!your not tht special! N to the people saying "I would never buy tht" why r u telling him tht didn't ir parents reached u "if u don't have nothing nice to say don't say anything" Thats just basics rule of..life oh n for the person saying "I wouldn't do anything tht gives him money" by u making an account n login in U GAVE HIM MONEY!! In my opinion I think the book is a great idea n I love perez because he DGAF (: but some people just seriously need to get a life! I don't usually leave comments on anything but I just had to give my opinion or I would explode!
baby your site is hot,, but!!!! mr.perez your pushing your fame
I love how everyone's comments on here are all negative yet you are on the site… All you haters need to get lives and stop wasting your time posting if you dont like the book or perez!
btw im getting the fucking book so fuck u all
When gossip is updated daily on other sites, I don't see why anybody would bother with this book of outdated info that has already been said everywhere. and to the little black girl above me - if your parents taught YOU 'if you have nothing nice to say then don't say anything at all' then why are you publicly rimming a guy who makes his living 'not saying nice things' I know having downs syndrome has been challenging for you, but maybe with all the money Perez makes from his book, he can donate to get you a brain transplant.
This would really suck for grammar nazis
Must be an awesome book if your so desperate to push it and to even sign it just so someone will buy it. People are probably better off buying the Prejean and Palin books, at least those are believable compared to this stinky pile of poo that is trying to be sold in the guise of a book.
A poorly written monument to ignorance and misogyny - just what everyone needs.
Re: kappa117 – And you need to stop taking your time telling people they should stop taking there time hating on this fat piece of shit. Yes this is an ironic post, but I actually don't care.
I will NOT be buying that book.
juicememoose…. im not black… thanks for pulling the race card though… racist fuck
Re: kappa117 – I wasn't talking to you, you paranoid fuck…the little black girl - Korey. Fucking idiot HAHAHA
What happened between you and Drew Barrymore? I must have missed something…
wow…sounds deeesperate
Re: have more sex – Haha, yeah, seriously. I sure hope this isn't the forward to his "book." He needs to fire his editor.
drew barymore?? wtf happened there?
LOL @ You noobs :L
Perez BabesS,
Keep doing your thing. you do it well (:
Haters Die KayThanksz!
uhm……no!
Oh Perez you know these bitches will buy your book! Fuck off haters!
seems kind of pointless?
Only desperate douchebags plead for people to buy their book. This would be the joke present under the tree.
Re: jkos2187 – And anyone who loves Mario is a mindless, trailer trash fuck. We should all just leave the site because you say so, lmao.
You wrote: "NO ONE will be spare", but I'm sure lady gaga will be spared..
Urggh, I will buy it to fuel my fire I have at christmas.
omg such shameless advertising!!! "buy buy buy our new book"
All the haters should just bog off!!!
If you're so anti-Perez, why are you here??! -Go read what you enjoy reading and we'll enjoy what we enjoy reading!!
All this hate is just bitterness and jealously. Perez I think you've done fantasically, you've found something you enjoy and you're good at and you've maximised on that.
Jibes that you have to be uneducated to read this - well I'm onto my Masters degree and I love it!!
Ahhhhh…. NO!
Re: zooby – lol!!
Re: jkos2187 – wow it is perez!! can i hv your autograph??
Re: jkos2187 – -
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he is "personally" signing each book in a cheap attempt to try and sell them - this would only be done if NO ONE IS BUYING THEM, which is clearly the case here
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it all changed when, in his mind, Perez went from blogger wannabe to celebrity - he's not a celebrity - he's a bloated tick hanging off of celebrity
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it's called hubris and it shows itself in ways like throwing a concert no one wants to see and writing books no one wants to read
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Can we find your book in France? Or it will be only in US?
Re: CamelToe – -
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hey genius, advertisers will only come knocking on Fatboy's door if, in the long run, their products SELL
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he can charge a zillion dollars to advertise on his site, it doesn't mean people will pay it - look at the quality of the advertisements on his site now - once upon a time it was full page background ads and elaborate animated pop-up ads from some fair sized vendors - now it's just mickey mouse ads for Ronco quality crap
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he can delete all the negative posts he wants but he can't hide from that reality - fatboy's fifteen minutes is most thankfully almost over
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Re: rinilee – She went up to him in a club and said something like "you exude a negative energy"…..I dunno, but he went off about it
P.S. Could it be? A whole day without a post about Lady Gaga? I heard she took a shit this morning….I'm now waiting on a post about its size, colour, smell and texture
I wouldn't waste my money on this book. and i definatly wouldn't pay to ship it to you and pay to ship it back just so you could friggen sign it. What horse shit? who would want to pay so you can tell us your opinions on celebs
who would buy anything from a manufactured blogsite so-called celebrity? we all know perez hilton is just the face or persona of this website, he didn't create this site nor does he maintain it. he is just like paris hitlti, a manufactured celebrity. when you own the entire game you can create the winners.
Photo shop!!!!!!!!!! Fuck your head is getting bigger Mario!!!!!!!!
Wake up bitches!!!!!!!♥
Re: perez snaps one off – Your user name never fails to bring a smile to my face! lol
i`ve read the first book & i liked the style a lot. very sarcastic & funny. & with nice ideas, for example a foreword by andy warhol. i will buy this one too (comes out here - in germany - on dec 1). & I would take an autograph (the kiss-idea is nice!), but this way is too long …
anyway, I don`t really like how massive perez is advertising the book here - a littke bit too much.
Congratulations darling! This sounds brilliant and I am going to order a copy now. Who knows, maybe they'll make a movie of your book staring Meryl Streep as well!
Yours and forever,
Iris Myandowski (The hand walking queer)
Re: alfabravo – I was always wondering why some posts were deleted. Your post makes sense, I have noticed the same thing regarding the advertisers. Posts shouldn't be deleted since they are the peoples opinions.
Re: alfabravo – I was always wondering why some posts were deleted. Your post makes sense, I have noticed the same thing regarding the advertisers. Posts shouldn't be deleted since they are the peoples opinions. Maybe he is alienating the advertisers by trying to be a celebrity instead of just reporting on them.
I'll buy it when Trout-Face opens up the vintage brandy!!
Anya Blah, blah, blah The Undead Again Zombie Mother of Blog-Doom
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
buy it if you need an asswipe…
Re: zooby – AGREE!!!
Very classy. I just read this entry and you officially gross me out. How many times do you say "buy" in this entry? "buy, buy, buy!" For fuck sakes you sound like a Used Car Salesman.
Re: ck1169 – haaaaaaaaaa
Re: jkos2187 – WOW how much " eat shit Perez" is paying you!!!???
Re: Long Dong Connery –
.Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
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this bitch is AWAKE. btw
Re: KoreyCamargo – Another whore for " eat shit Perez " money!!
Re: 77Virginia – NO WE'RE NOT!!!!
Re: Ruth S – Another whore for " SHIT PEREZ " Money!!!
Fail. Anyone who buys this piece of shit deserves to be shot in the head…