Tiger's Facial Lacerations From Wife, Not Accident!

It seems the facial lacerations that Tiger Woods' supposedly suffered as a result of his car accident on Friday, were actually inflicted by his wife.
While being confronted by his wife, Elin Nordegren, about his alleged affair, it got mayjahly heated to the point that she scratched up his face. He headed to escape in his SUV, but Elin followed him with a golf club and struck the car several times.
Tiger thought the vehicle was stopped, but he became distracted to which the car hit a fire hydrant and tree! It was also reported that Woods was talking pain medication for an injury, which may have added to his "distractions."
Real slick!
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Waiting for you to come up with a nickname for his wife Perez.
Waiting…
Waiting…
Unfortunately this is what I suspected! Men are pigs.
TEAM TIGER!!!!!
Keep your head up Tiger…. Don't let this type of 'stuff' get you down.
sound's like he's embarrassed and someone tried to spin it.
Ah Ha… I called this one yesterday! Crazy Bitch.
Bitch is crazy
The whole episode doesn't sound so strange now. Harvey had this up last night.
The really funny thing is that CNN did a fluff piece today around 1:00 p.m. on Tiger's accident and they said nothing about this, stating instead that the reason we're all so interested is because he's internationally famous. CNN is supposed to be the big go to for news? Lol.
I remember when it was first publicized who his girlfriend was and now wife. She was absolutely beautiful and I could not believe she was with him. Look what time does to a person who falls below standards, was it for money and power, a baby or two? later and HE goes to have the affair. Utterly publicly pathetically humiliating.
This is all speculation at this point perezppuss. But then while would that stop you from spreading it.
WTF?????????????????
that evil bitch how dare she touch him that way i hope she gets put in jail never fuck with my coblasian like that
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Wake up sheep
As Mario has said "Violence is never the answer". Fights in couples can get heated but no matter what the wrong, neither party should engage in violence especially when children are around/involved. Maybe they can repair their marriage or maybe they will go the way of, as the great singer Tammy Wynette sang, D-I-V-O-R-C-E.
I would let that filthy rich bastard cheat on me all he wanted, I would just shop my blues away, and shop and shop and shop and spend his money like crazy. Seriously though why do guys get married? He could have stayed single and screwed everything that moved but no not good enough he has to have a family and then not be satisfied with it, I Hate men.
psycho bitch smh you gotta stay away from bitches like that smh
come on Mario. No double standard. If she did it (and I hope she didn't) she deserves to be eviserated as much as Chris Brown! Violence is never the answer.
Wow! This is domestic violence and shouldn't be ignored, even if a woman inflicted it. I hope that the police intervene because they should.
C'mon perez wheres your slick ass remarks about Elin? HUH? Dont tell me you(like everyone else) is going to excuse this behavior just because she's a women? You all know damn well if the shoe was on the other foot and it was HER who was allegedly cheating and Tiger scratched her face up IT WOULD BE WWIII. But sense its a women who commits the violence its okay right?
Yall pretty much crucified Chris brown for his actions against rihanna. Now its time to put up or shut up. SHOW US YOUR NOT hypocrites…Where are the outrage feminist at? Where are the protests? Oh thats right…. there standing by doing nothing because in society women can be violent against their husbands and boyfriends and their actions are above the law. Oh yeah…thats right… I totally forgot.
I can't believe people are calling Elin a crazy bitch. She stays home and raises the kids while he travels the world and allegedly sleeps with other women. She has a right to be super pissed!
I wrote this on my page… urm about 3 hours ago, getting old perez ?
"Real slick!" ??? Whatever happened to violence is never the answer Perez?
Re: PrinceD – " Cablinasian" STUPID FOCK
Come on perez no double standards it's domestic abuse here, if you abuse chris brown your gonna have to abuse her
I hope that she took his cell phone while he was knocked out…to give to her divorce lawyer for safekeeping. She is no longer his armcandy so she needs to get ready to take her share of the fortune for the children. Tiger is a horndog and a twit.
Perez please tell her to add a date down south! At least Georgia!!
You go Elin! Thats the swedish spirit
aw, and they've got two young children.
who didn't see that one coming… I mean when they first reported that she "heard the accident from inside the house and just conveniently came running out with a GOLF CLUB to break out the rear window of the SUV to gain access because it was locked and he was unconcious…" yeah… no. None of that made any sense.
I mean… I personally walk around with a golf club on hand at all times. *rolls eyes*
This is a fun story.
No double standards. Like Chris Brown, Ellen 3-Wood needs to be arrested!
THE SAD TRUTH IS THIS STORY SOUNDS PLAUSIBLE, IT MAKES MORE SENSE THAN THE ORIGINAL VERSION THAT LEFT US SCRATCHING OUR HEADS.
Wtf! Dont blame her! Her husband has bee cheating on her. You go girl
OMG! I NEW IT!!!!!!
Nothing like a woman with a strong backswing.
Re: Isabel5Justice – She wasn't above Tiger because she was 'beautiful.' She was working as a nanny, but now media calls her 'a model.' I'd say she took the jump up.
Money and fame does not ensure a happy life.
If this is the true story, his wife should be charged with domestic violence.
haha, and some swedish crap tabloid wrote that "Elin saved Tiger from car accident" stating that she had used the golf club to break the window and help Tiger out of the car.
That bitch is crazy!
Re: Kakan1 – Cheating is no excuse for violence.
Re: cheerioko – Thank you!
they fit right in with Florida!
Come on perez, are you serious? No verbal abuse of elin yet for physical violence?? I don't give a shit that she's a woman (so am i!), there should NOT be a double standard and her attacking tiger is JUST as reprehensible as chris brown attacking rihanna. I mean, the crazy bitch was chasing after him with a golf club?! Even if he DID cheat on her, sure she can be pissed as all hell, but physical violence is STILL never acceptable. THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO SHOW US YOU'RE NOT A HUGE HYPOCRITE, PEREZ.
Re: Kakan1 –
Are you serious? So I guess if the shoe was on the other foot and it was ELIN who was cheating it would also be ok For tiger to beat her ass right???…….
lol…good no she should take his ass to the bank!!!!
can these guys that have soooo much to lose just
keep it in check…or at least make sure your wife is
ok with you fuckin around!!!DUH
She should be in jail! If Tiger as so much as push her his ass would be in jail!
Re: candy is dandy –
# 26
And if this story is the truthful one, Tiger's wife is guilty of domestic violence!
Just because ANY person is accused of cheating, does not permit them to harm the other person in any way!!
I'll bet you are one of those people who won't give Chris Brown a 2nd chance
It sounds scarier than most because someone chasing me with golf clubs which is so ironic. I guess David Letterman can relax for a while.
I don't blame Elin for acting crazy! She IS his wife, she had his babies!!!!!
She has a license is act a crazy bitch!
As a PREVOIUS Tiger Woods fan, I must say, I've lost ALL respect for him as a person, the things that REALLY count, being a good husband and father! If my fiance' did that to me, it would be OVER, WHO can TRUST again, after something like that?!I couldn't! Yes as a golfer i still respect him, but I think his dad would be REALLY upset w/him!!!!! Yes his wife is sooooooooooooo beautiful, but who knows what kind of connection, they have, I'm guessing mostly sexual, pep's don't MARRY FOR SEX!!!!!!!!!! Marry you're best friend, someone where if you take the sex out, you'd still have fun, and that it doesn't matter that much, it matters yes, but NOT that much! Tiger you've disrespted yo WIFE!!!!!!!!!!
Especially with porn on the internet men are most likely to cheat. They can't control themselves! All men cheat sooner or later…2 faced selfish pigs. Bet he didn't expect such an honorary can of whip-ass to come of.whitey Swiss MiSs!!!!!! Lol that's what he gets!
good for you girl!
wow, you are all disgusting. YOU GO GIRL! That man is obviously a pig! They were in a serious marriage, have children and he has an affair with that skank. You get what you deserve.
PIG!
umm everyone who is calling her a crazy bitch CLEARLY have never been cheated on! And if she went all crazy like that, its obvious tiger didnt have much to defened himself, or she knew he was lying, people just dont get golf clubs and hit cars for no reason! He must of had an affair….
#48 "I bet you're one of those people who won't give chris brown a second chance" lol comparing her to chris brown? WOW. that was a sad attempt. FAIL.
No excuse for Elin to do that.. but remember when Rihanna was beat, it wasn't b/c there were cheating rumors surrounding her. Not that Elin had a better excuse than Chris did, but please don't put them in the same situation. And, scratches are a far cry from the beating Chris inflicted on Rihanna. JUST NOT THE SAME, okay people?
I predict he covers for her to keep his own shiz from coming out, and because Woods would know damn well that Elin wouldn't now be in this alleged fix if he was stepping out on his vows.
Dayuuuuumm!! He was RIGHT to walk away.. At least he didn't beat the shiz out of her like Chris (beat her down) Brown.
If it's true that he is cheating he was wrong for that but big ups to him for not fighting her back. Chris Beat Her Down needs to take notes on how a gentleman behaves toward a lady.
I've said it before and I will say it forever. Rich, powerful athlete = Will cheat on his wife every time. No matter how pretty she is or if they have kids. Women wake up. Men want their cake and they want to eat it sometimes even with your friends. Yes, we are sick creatures. Now, women want it all. To men wanting it all = Wife, kids, money and a skank/ho on the side. Hopefully, women will get it and we are wrong to not be honest about it. Europeans lve that lifestyle and you don't hear about cheating being an issue there. Now, if she did go after him violently then she should be charged. Douuble standards suck but are alive and well. Deal with it
If it turns out that she tried to beat the crap out of him, then it says a lot about him that he was leaving and didn't hit her back.
this is terrible. Our "perfect-in-every-way" Tiger has landed a top gossip story on perezhilton.com
just awful. P.S. why is perez sooo late in reporting this story? Perez, you're slipping dear.
perez you are realllly funny….why did you throw chris brown under the bus for hitting, but have not had anything to say about tiger's wife…such a double standard….you like the attention. Violence is never the answer…and you talk about the adam lambert double standard! you are just as bad!
Re: exBFF – yes agreed perez destroyed chris brown! she is just as bad but i guess she gets some kind of pass because shes a woman
No matter how famous, classy, or morally conscience the star is, if you marry ANY athlete cheating comes along with the territory. Ohhh, blondie!
Hang in there Tiger and lock up the golf clubs.
Embarrassing and undoubtedly not good for his career.
Hei Hei !Svenska Flikas ! Don't mess with Elin ! NIKE just wants it to ALL go away !
I totally thought at first that he couldn't get out of the car and she used the golf club to break the windows to help him out! What a crazy bitch. At least they have a prenup.
She only married him for his $$. Dude is ugly as fuck!!
PEOPLE SHOULD ALWAYS REMEMBER, KNOW MATTER WHAT A PERSON DOES IT DOES NOT GIVE THEM THE RIGHT TO PUT THEIR HANDS ON ANOTHER PERSON.. REAL TALK—- WITH THE AMOUNT OF MONEY TIGER WOODS HAVE, HELL HE COULD HAVE AS MANY WIVES AS HE WANT.. LOL!!! TIGER TAKE CARE OF YOUR BUISNESS AND GET HER OUT THE DOOR.. YOU CAN'T HAVE HER MESSING UP YOUR FACE LIKE THAT.. IT IS PLENTY OF WOMEN THAT WANT YOU,HUN… STAY STRONG AND MUCH LOVE…
WTF TIGER??????? He is married to one of the most beautiful models and he is messing around with a 34 year old nothing? She is not nearly as pretty as Elin!
If it's true———she should shoved that 5 iron up his ass—head first.
He just had to have that pretty blonde trophy wife didn't he? I'll give him a lot of credit because apparently she beat the crap out of him but he didn't retaliate. I guess that's good because if he would have touched one hair on her pretty little blonde head it would have been him who was the abuser and she who was the little angel. Maybe she can hookup with Chris Brown and then Tiger can set his sights on plain woman who will be a good wife to him and make him happy.
lol she is hardly chris brown…did you see the rihanna pictures. you people are so sad and biased. it's not the same thing. idiots
I can't believe he and his wife could turn the cops away at the door - TWICE! No, there couldn't possibly be special treatment for celebrities… NEVER!
LATE AGAIN PEREZ.
Re: autumnraee – People like you make me sick. You crucify the men and praise the women EVEN when the women is clearly in the wrong. I dont care if tiger cheated on her with 20 women! THERE IS NO EXCUSE IN THE WORLD FOR ABUSING YOUR SPOUSE PERIOD. If it was Her who was the cheater AND HIM who beat her. You guys would be up the roof. But sense its a women its OK RIGHT? I hope you have that same mentality if Your son and or brother gets killed by his wife/girlfriend all because he "cheated on her". pfff………… HYPOCRITES
Re: autumnraee –
It is the same thing. Just because elin may not be as physically capable of hurting tiger as chris brown was of hurting rihanna, the intent to harm was still there. obviously the severity of the injuries matter, but just because "lacerations to the face" was all she managed to do to him does NOT make it any less bad.
ALSO, before everyone starts jumping on tiger for cheating, can we at least get a more reputable news source than the national enquirer to confirm?! good lord.
Mmm, Talk about a double standard. So, a blonde beat the crap out her husband, and a young black male (Chris Brown) beat the crap out of his girlfriend?
Where's the outcry over this?
what because he's a great golfer he can do whatever he wants. glad the wife was like um, no you don't. have you seen the nasty plastic girlfriend? same chick who supposedly was with david boreanz while his wife was pregnant. super classy.
Part of me says violence is wrong, the other part says You Go Elin! If Tiger's cheating on his wife I have no sympathy for him. I think the tide might turn in Tiger's favor and against Elin if pictures were released of his injuries, like Rihanna's were.
He is a dumb sack of shit. He is going to lose 1/2 of his fortune if she leaves him, plus endorsements and of course the upheaval of his life will cause him to lose focus. He will never be the man Jack Nicklaus is…at least Jack was faithful to his wife and they are still together!! Tiger, even if you beat his golf records someday - your name and reputation will be tarnished as far as many of your fans are concerned. You were one of the few athletes people could look up to, until now. Your beautiful wife just had your SON and gave you a daughter as well. If you cheated, you should be ashamed and I hope Elin takes you to the cleaners! She is beautiful, she will have 1/2 your money, plus she can go on to find a HOT man who loves her!! She is a model, she doesn't need to be cheated on by an ugly man like Tiger. Yeah he has a nice body and a big bank account, but that FACE…..uugh.
This Just In:
BET News has interviewed Woods' two small children, Eagle and Birdie, and they are quoted as saying: " MOMMA CRAZY "
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Sorry, but most men, rich or not, will cheat if given the chance and they think they won't get caught, no matter how hot their wives are. Tiger's no different.
Take the money and run, girl!
"talking pain medication"…lets keep the professionalism…even on Perez…fix the typo
I think she reacted like any wife would when she finds out that her husband is cheating on her. I can't say I blame her for actions, but she could have handled it in a better manner. Shit, if my hubby cheated on me with the troll that Tiger did. I think I'd fuck him on the fact that he couldn't find a better looking mistress than he did.
I seriously doubt this is what happened.
thaats what he getss fer getting married to whiitee giirl BITCHES AREE CRAAAAZY! lol
The bitch Chris Browned his ass, a little ironic I think.
This will be a very expensive divorce, I'm thinking Michael Jordon money here.
Golly. WHO could have predicted this?
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In the wife corner we have a blonde bimbo ex-NANNY who used her feminine wiles to TRAP a rich and powerful athlete (assuming golf is considered a sport). Once married, she then got pregnant pronto to seal the deal. That she manipulated him to the max to snare him has been reported by MANY sources. She bascially used "The Rules".
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In the husband corner we have a successful dark-skinned athlete who SURPRISE SURPRISE married the whitest woman he could find - a northern bimbo blonde - to up his social quotient.
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Nothing to see here. There was never any love in this marriage. It's hard to feel sorry for Elin. She's an ex-NANNY and a FAILED MODEL who is at Tiger's every game….cheering him on…or….guarding her mate? She's dumb as a bag of rocks, has no accomplishments of her own, and presents no challenge to Tiger. The woman he (allegedely) cheated with at least has some sort of a career and …. gathering from what she does…has WAY WAY more social skills (i.e. manipulative wiles) than bimbo Elin.
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It's not a surprise he cheated. Sucks for Elin….such humiliation. LMAO!!!
Killerswan brings up an interesting point"that he was turning and leaving" not fighting back which is stunning. It makes him look a little better. Cheating is wrong and immoral. Beating someone is a CRIME and immoral. Both are scarring, one comes with criminal charges.
Crazy shit.
Wait and see how this one plays out
Cops are def. covering this up.
NIKE will flip their lid
Both of them could have just fucked themselves real good,
Oh please, she would have NEVER looked tigers way if he were a caddy. And for the person who said she stepped down when she went withTiger, is a joke. She was a fuckin nanny a babysitter, not a model. Who was probably messing with the husband of the kids she sat for. Rich or poor most men cheat on their wives, get over it. Most women who marry a professional athlete know what they are getting into before enter a relationship. They have women in every city setup for their entertainment. She would still be a nanny slave Z list model is it weren't for marrying Tiger. I bet this is not his first time cheating on her. She's pissed the affair leaked to the tabloids and now everyone knows they are not the "perfect couple". Just because she bore his children does not mean she deserves half his bank account. She would've NEVER made in her lifetime what Tiger makes in a day. She and the kids deserve to be provided for but she doesn't derserve half of Tigers earnings. And if she is guilty of domenstic abuse she should be be prosecuted like Chris Brown.
Re: Dave Letterman - staff fucker –
Big deal, she's a New York nightclub hostess. Some "career". She's still a stank ho. Men will cheat, that's all there is to it.
Domestic abuse it may be but we're talking about a skinny woman beating on a much stronger man. It doesn't even compare to Chris Brown and Rihanna simply b/c they are not evenly matched. Chris Brown was picking on a much weaker person. Elin was picking on a much stronger person. Granted she had a weapon, but still the fact that she was beating on a much stronger person will work in her favour. Some people here are so stupid. They see everything in black and white. It's not. For e.g., if you beat someone and kill them by accident that is considered much worse than beating someone but not killing them, yet much better than killing someone intensionally. It's not black and white. Elin beating on Tiger is NOT the same as Chris beating on Rihanna. It's wrong what she did but it's not the same thing.
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And those who say they are shocked he didn't hit her back are idiots. The thing to do is to walk away from it if you can…and if you can't to stop the person from beating you…say by taking away her weapon. You NEVER hit back unless there is no other option. Cops are taught this as are people who take martial arts. It's all about DEFENSE not OFFENSE. OBVIOUSLY Tiger should not have hit Elin back….he did what he should have done which is walk away. But this doesn't make him any kind of hero. This is exactly what he should have done.
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Tiger's a pig for cheating…but I'm guessin he figured out what a boring bimbo Elin is and he wanted a change. The bimbo is at his EVERY game….geez doesn't she have a life of her own. Can't wait to see if she stays with him and becomes another Vanessa Bryant.
Re: Dave Letterman - staff fucker – How big of a loser are you to know so much about Tigers life ? such humiliation LMAO!!
Re: cookiepuss71 – Um…I think you replied to the wrong person. Not all men will cheat…but most of them will. Actually, most men either cheat or really want to cheat but are afraid to. That's why it really is better to get married later, when men have gotten most of it out of their system and are truly looking for a soulmate.
How come so many of you ignorant bitches think it's okay for Tiger Woods to be hit by his wife but there were so many women defending Tila Tequila last week even though she was obviously lying about her abuse???! I guess as long as a black guy looks bad it's all good right??? DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS DOMESTIC VIOLENCE. Even if he cheats that STILL doesn't give his psycho wife the right to put her hands on him. That's why we have so many domestic violence cases now–crazy bitches like this think it's their right to hit a man and gets surprised when he defends himself. Please stop attacking people crazy bitches of the world, so that REAL domestic violence victims can be taken seriously!