Tiger's Facial Lacerations From Wife, Not Accident!

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It seems the facial lacerations that Tiger Woods' supposedly suffered as a result of his car accident on Friday, were actually inflicted by his wife.

While being confronted by his wife, Elin Nordegren, about his alleged affair, it got mayjahly heated to the point that she scratched up his face. He headed to escape in his SUV, but Elin followed him with a golf club and struck the car several times.

Tiger thought the vehicle was stopped, but he became distracted to which the car hit a fire hydrant and tree! It was also reported that Woods was talking pain medication for an injury, which may have added to his "distractions."

Real slick!

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    Posted: Nov 28, 2009 at 4:17 pm / Email this  »

    322 comments to “Tiger's Facial Lacerations From Wife, Not Accident!”

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    1. 301

      There is no story here. I hope that the only story to come will be about the divorce settlement. They should end the marriage quietly if he wants to keep the endorsement deals.



    2. 302

      She is lucky his Asian side stops him from going OJ on her ass!!



    3. 303

      did you cite your sources when you lifted this? uh…no.

      anyway, I said it immediately, I said "Elin hurt his face"….the whole car accident thing was so preposterous. She should be charged with battery and attempted murder; had the neighbor not called the police she would have killed him, he was out for 6 minutes and she had a six-iron. blood in the divots…..

      that face that perfect gorgeous face, if she made a permanent scar on it……damn her!!!!

      Monogamy isn't natural.



    4. 304

      So the police went to his home for the third time to interview (Tiger and Elin) and they refused to speak with them AGAIN?!? -Tiger left a condescending statement on his own website - check it out. What do YOU think? Left me thinking all the speculation on this board is probably RIGHT!

      -

      He's well enough to leave a statement on his site, but can't muster the energy to talk to the authorities?

    5. @v@ says – reply to this


      305

      Re: Blk Beauty – You're way too caught up in the black/white thing. Tiger's dad Earl was one quarter Chinese and one quarter native indian, which made Tiger's dad only 50% african american, and Tiger's mom was 50% Thai, 25% Dutch, and 25% Chinese. This makes Tiger (takes another big breath) one-quarter Chinese, one-quarter Thai, one-quarter African American, one-eighth Native American, and one-eighth Dutch. He's more Asian than african american, so *pop* go your black versus white theories. Dump the old thinking, and grab whichever color makes you happy.

    6. @v@ says – reply to this


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      Re: Blk Beauty – …and treats you right.

    7. over says – reply to this


      307

      He's an abused husband, and she's a paranoid psycho. She needs therapy and he ended up all beat up in the hospital.



    8. 308

      Maybe, she's a man beater . . . look how tired he looks - check out the dark circles under his eyes. She looks like she wears the pants in their relationship, she looks confident and powerful — all the while Tiger maybe can't live the lie any more. Just maybe.



    9. 309

      Re: Dave Letterman - staff fucker – #91: She should be punished to the fullest extent of the law…but where do get off calling Elin as dumb as a bag of rocks? Are you a close family member? Her shrink? If Elin was a CPA, what difference would it make in this situation? Your misogynist statements are repulsive. By the way, are you also Aussieone? You both have a love of asterisks.



    10. 310

      Elin…I hope that you bang all of his friends and any other guy/girl that you fancy. Tiger expected you to keep your marriage vows. What would he have done to you if he caught you cheating on him? I'm sure that's covered in the pre-nup. If you have any leeway, gurl. cheat away and have a ball or 60.



    11. 311

      What can say perez? if thats the true story.



    12. 312

      Tiger's wife is ugly. Being blonde does not make you pretty. Give me a break.

      And the whole model thing is a joke. Wasn't she some other golfer's nanny. It wasn't until she married Tiger that suddenly she is a model.

      SHUT UP!

      She is another shiat blonde who lucked out.



    13. 313

      Re: stellagranos – NO Just MEN. Theyre bigger liars and always will be.



    14. 314

      she looks like a stuck up bitch here.. him, miserable



    15. 315

      THIS explains what happened. him driving into a tree and hydrant just didn't make sense. she was chasing him. didn't know those swedes got down like that. guess she doesn't want to lose her meal ticket.

      p.s. who knew nerdy tiger would ever cheat?!

      also she's gotten really ugly. but he always was.



    16. 316

      1. Maybe she is getting boring in the bed room :(
      2. If this story is true and she should be charged!!! from beating somebody and why is that it is okay for the wife or girlfriend to beat up the husband or boyfriend???? But the husband,boy friend will be charged to do so?
      There is a reason why a husband or a wife having affair outside, one of them is getting less interest.



    17. 317

      B for Boring, B for Blondie, B for Bitch, B for Beater…. WoW!!



    18. 318

      Re: Megan Fox Before Nose and Lip Surgery – Thank you. Her beauty has waned so bad since being with him and he was always ugly and nerdy like you said and HE was the one to cheat; don't care HOW much money he has-ulk!!!! or that she was a nanny. She traded down so bad and he couldn't handle trading up; out of his league.



    19. 319

      hahaha he deserved it !!! that's what happens when you're a fucking pig and you don't keep it in your pants. Do you want to fuck around ? STAY SINGLE AND DON'T HAVE KIDS !!!

    20. PAH says – reply to this


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      Well, since you took this right out from under the Enquirer I don't believe any of it. Not every married couple cheats, maybe he did just get in an accident. You shouldn't blog about stuff that you don't really know if it's the truth, especially since the Enquirer wrote it. Do you believe everything you read in the Enquirer, Perez? I would say you do because you are a DB!!!!!!!!!!



    21. 321

      Tiger shouldn't have never married that white woman!!! He should know white women will get you caught all the time! LOL He is a big cheater, just like all the rest I hope she leaves him and takes all the money



    22. 322

      If Tiger cheated with the other woman, I wouldn't blame him, she is Gorgeous! That crazy bitch needs to keep her hands and golf clubs off of the number golfer in the world. Stupid nanny, looks alone aren't going to keep a guy around and when those looks begin to go..the crazy bitch needs to remember who pays the bills and DEAL WITH IT!!!

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