Tiger Finally Releases His Statement

Tiger Woods is attempting to put a cork in the media's speculation over Friday's car accident!
The golf pro has addressed the issue in a pretty general statement, as expected, via Woods' official website.
Writes Tiger:
"As you all know, I had a single-car accident earlier this week, and sustained some injuries. I have some cuts, bruising and right now I'm pretty sore.
This situation is my fault, and it's obviously embarrassing to my family and me. I'm human and I'm not perfect. I will certainly make sure this doesn't happen again.This is a private matter and I want to keep it that way. Although I understand there is curiosity, the many false, unfounded and malicious rumors that are currently circulating about my family and me are irresponsible.
The only person responsible for the accident is me. My wife, Elin, acted courageously when she saw I was hurt and in trouble. She was the first person to help me. Any other assertion is absolutely false.
This incident has been stressful and very difficult for Elin, our family and me. I appreciate all the concern and well wishes that we have received. But, I would also ask for some understanding that my family and I deserve some privacy no matter how intrusive some people can be."
Thoughts????
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I think he's a liar, just like Carrie Prejean.
DAMAGE CONTROL
First.. Sure Tiger!
Hmmmm…..something smells fishy.
Basically what he is saying is…. He cheated on his wife, the bitch went after him with a golf club and he freaked out and drove into a tree. He phrased it in a way that he does not admit to it but he is not lying to the press either….
Blah blah blah, so in other words Elin caught you suckin' a guy's dick.
Their business, not mine. Hope he plays great and breaks all the records.
no matter what happened, he obviously is trying to make things right for his family. GOOD FOR HIM.
Tiger Woods is the greatest all time athlete and his comments reflect that. He is embarrassed and wants to be left alone, he is very private and we should respect that. Cuz he is AWESOME!
sounds to me like his wife has him by the balls..
Re: Soccer1103 – Good one!!!
I don't believe him. I think she tried to hit him and now he's trying to cover it up.
Ain't buy'n it…..Gimme some more, or else it ain't goi'n away. Divorce in six months … ?
Oh well, he's gonna have a lovely scar to show off and talk about for the rest of his life . . .
Could have avoided all this drama if he would have just kept his putter in the bag. Sometimes the extra stroke is just not worth the trouble
Whatever, Tiger. Just don't have the audacity to dial 911 again if you need it. Jackass.
Re: SWEETPIECE! – So you got a toy in your Happy Meal just like Gaga, nice, but doesn't the tuck game get old ? Yes, the bunny is a hermaphrodite people.
BS!
Tiger's family issues should be personal and private.
He's a classy, talented athlete and I wish him well.
But I say 'Good Luck' with the privacy ..
Not very likely because of our obsession with celebrities & 24-7 TV coverage
I don't think Tiger deserved the husband beating he got. I bet it was Rachel Uchtiel the brazen fame-whore who spread the rumors herself.
The article on RumerMills.com was too funny and I must agree anyone who manages to use 9/11 as a promotional tool to launch themselves as a celeb does deserves some credit.
www.rumermills.com
I've heard from friends that worked in Vegas who say that he has been seen in clubs with other women. I didn't want t believe them…. but know I do. What a jerk.
Shame on you, Tiger. When you cover up the fact that you've been a victim of domestic abuse, you embolden female victimizers and tacitly encourage their male victims to hide in shame instead of coming forward. It doesn't matter if you banged half the women east of the Mississippi, there is no call for you to be threatened or assaulted with a golf club. As Internet cockroach Perez Hilton used to say, "violence is never the answer". Sad.
Re: Big Black Dick – 17 No, no, no. I'm just a soft and fluffy bunny! Silly tramp! You go girl!
he's in a pickle
Tiger the truth is you have a pr disaster of epic proportions on your hands. Your jumpoff is in LA with known famewhore lawyer Gloria Allred prepared to make a statement tomorrow morning about her "affair". So since you don't know how to be a pimp, you got played by a used up 35 year old skank. You need to learn how to be a pimp from Tom Brady, he got one actress pregnant, then when a Gisele worth multimillions showed up he upgraded immediatley and left his "struggling actress" alone, that is how a pimp works.
Re: clearwatersun – Pay attention moron, he didn't call 911, a neighbor did.
He is right. Its nobody's business but theirs! He's embarrassed - he has apologised. End of story. If it weren't for the media whipping up a frenzy about it, this would have been forgotten yesterday.
Re: SWEETPIECE! – You must be dumber than I thought. BBD - go girl???? Just because you have boy parts no need to attack the Holy Grail that is Big Black Dick.
doesn't he have someone to review these things before they are published? my family and I!! not me… stick to golf.
If he cheated then good for her for giving him a beatdown.
#2 is right. Here's the deal: In this cyber age you simply cannot believe everything you read spewing on the internet/tv. So, deduce what you will from these "facts": RACHEL - the woman Tiger "supposedly" cozied up to in Australia, lost her fiance in the 9/11 attacks in NY. She had a mental breakdown 2 years later. She prides herself - after a stint in Las Vegas - of being a VIP whiz. She married in a lavish wedding to a New Yorker only to have the marriage end four months later. Her "friends" say she is into married men and will do all she can to get her name in the limelight. Translation: Fame whore.
Elin - fresh from having a second baby with Tiger, is going through all kinds of hormonal changes. (NO EXCUSE FOR WHAT SHE MAY HAVE DONE TO TIGER!) Finally - Tiger is quoted as saying he'd have to buy the "Kobe Special" - referring to the knockout ring Kobe Bryant gave wife Vanessa after his rape charges in Colorado with a younger female.
Bottom line: Kobe screwed up - in some way, shape or form. HE FLED! What's interesting is there was no alcohol found in his system. So - it could have been prescriptive drugs OR Elin bashing the window in with a plea for him to stay and the golf club struck him and made him pass out and bleed. He is being instructed by his lawyers what to say. For a man who loves privacy - this must be devastating to their entire family. I hope he either files for a divorce (which will be extremely costly) or seek family counseling IMMEDIATELY.
tiger is a lieing cheat and his wife went ballistic and whooped his azz. i understand him though, hes trying his best to spin the story to save his "clean" image
Everyone should leave him and his family alone. He didn't hurt anyone but himself.
And one of your children just flew off in a silver balloon, you were watching that when you hit a tree—-OK..
The true story is she cleaned his clock for cheating o her
Hope everything works out between em.
Re: Shit on a Shingle – Not only is # 2 right, they got the point across a lot fucking quicker too . . . .
GUILTY
"The scratches on Tiger Woods' face are more consistent of those from an attack" Yep - he's doing damage control. Whether this crazy Rachel manipulated the whole saga for fame or not. I hope Tiger & Elin don't give this Z-list fame whore any more media power and work out their conflict. For the sake of their two children, Sam and Charlie. PS ~ Saw photos of Rachel, in 2001. Not wonderful. She's had work done. A fame whore must do what a fame whore must do. Lol!
that bitch Rachel fucked David Boreanz when HIS WIFE WAS PREGNANT - she is scum!
Sounds like a man being threatened..he sustained those injuries in the home, at the hands of his wife and when he tried to escape in the car, she chased him out of the house with the golf club…she was angry..it was after 2am..she wanted to know why he smelt like another woman.
Soooooo ODD. He doesn't have the energy to speak to the police the THIRD time they come calling, but he(?) can type this condescending, grammatically incorrect statement to his website? The ending of the statement is just weird, and I wouldn't be surprised if he's tied to his bed right now a la "Misery". -Can't say he didn't know what he was getting into!
oh please tiger-man up and do the right thing.
kbbexotic says – doesn't he have someone to review these things before they are published? my family and I!! not me… stick to golf.
Um, wrong. Tiger's statement has the correct grammar. It is me, not I. The way you check it is by removing the other parties. "This incident has been difficult for ME." You wouldn't say "difficult for I."
I thought Tiger drove a Buick not a Cadillac….
Translation via the realsis:
"My crazy a$$ wife been reading these blogs and accused me of cheating. Our Thanksgiving sucked…she was in my ear all night asking me about it. I finally told her the truth (you know women are relentless.) She beat the crap out of me and I ran for my life becuz I thought only "Ghetto girls" act like that…and I proceeded to drive away and she began hitting my car with golf clubs. I was so shaken up I ran into a hydrant and tree that I pass everyday when coming home. I should have stayed with Tyra for this crap."
Tiger is a straight liar and I don't feel bad for him…that's what he gets for labeling people. Reggie Bush will be going through the same thing soon.
Saw photos of the other woman… yep - he cheated! : P
Re: FryLock –
LMAO!
His wife fucked him up! He ran to the car to get away from the golf club she was swinging. He lost control when she smashed out his back window in rage -AND THAT'S WHAY YOU GET!
FAMOUS CHEATERS…you will always be sold out by some scank looking for a payday.
Re: Pagan Queen – 28 So easily offended! Thou protests too much! I love BBD! Always have, always will! Just stirring the pot so to speak. It has been much too boring around here lately. And you call yourself a queen?
Just 'fess up Tiger.
Sound like he owns her now for covering her ass and not sending her to jail.
Who cares…………………
Incredible athlete, I wishRe: FryLock – BAHAHA
~ Oh Plzzzz…Mr. Horn Woody ..you would think that you will ADMIT that you CHEATED n Your wife went deranged n beat yar ASS up looolllzz…plllzzzz….I would not be so surprise if it in a few months or so…that a big divorce will end this life of yours..Once a cheater is always a cheater loollzzz
Hes guilty of something..why not just tell the fuckin story??…whats the big deal??..say we had a fight and I took off and lost control…big deal…saying its PRIVATE only adds more speculation dumbass.
If this is the way they choose to handle it that is fine with me. I will not and see no reason to comment on this story any further and will refrain from doing so on any further posts about this subject.
covering up
Hey Perez, how come you're not railroading Elin about domestic violence like you did Chris Brown? Huh Perez????
HE IS ADMITTING GUILT FOR HIS WIFE GOING BERSERK
Re: imprettierthanyou – Maybe because the victim outweighs the aggressor by about 75 pounds?
He's just lucky he doesn't play baseball or he'd have -Louisville Slugger- impressed on his forehead.
I can't believe the cops are taking this from ANYBODY! What if Tiger ISN'T OK and his wife 'finished the job she started'?
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Seriously, if it were you or me, they wouldn't take 'sorry, he's sleeping' the third time for an answer!
What a load of BS!
I don't really care what happened. Tiger is notoriously private and I applaud him for managing to keep his life private for so long.
his man has so much class
Wants privacy? - He made millions enjoying not being "private"- return the money - can't handle a indiscretion?
I could really give less than a damn why he crashed, as long as he keeps golfing it all good…
who cares!! leave him alone!! why does everyone care so much.
Fucken leave Tiger Woods alone! Most rumers of famous men cheating, I believe..but I don't believe Tiger Wood would cheat on his wife with a cheap club promoter. The media should leave it alone and concentrate on more news worthy items instead of speculating on what happened and trying to smear his good image. All thru his career, er have never heard any bad conduct on his part so I don't think he would jeapordize all he has for a fling.
Wants privacy? haha…- He made millions enjoying not being "private"- return the money - can't handle a indiscretion?
didn't 4 police officers get killed why the hell is everybody still talking about tiger leave him alone people wish they could have as much grace as him
I dedicate the following to Elin….
I bust the windows out your car - Jasmine Sullivan
& that's all he should say. I'd let the police investigate all they want, they have nothing- let his insurance take care of the rest.
Celebs always lie to save face, daring the media to dig for the truth - which WILL come out…eventually.
He is lying BIG TIME! Tiger knows it's cheaper to keep her…and ADULTRY pays BIG.
Re: alpine99 – he's a fucking golfer! oh yeah, that clearly screams "i want to be in the spotlight"
I'll feel bad for them. That totally sucks.
Re: SWEETPIECE! – Hey sweets! MUAH!Re: SWEETPIECE! – Hey BBD! Hope you all had a great Thanksgiving.
As for Tiger time will tell. Meanwhile let him have his privacy. If she did indeed hit him the police will look into it. I hope that is not the case. Good Tiger! And hello to all the people out there!
He's got a drug problem . She was just trying to stop him from driving.
"This situation is my fault, and it's obviously embarrassing to my family and me. I'm human and I'm not perfect. I will certainly make sure this doesn't happen again."Hmmm….sounds like a confession…or perhaps this is a double entendre of sorts…he is covering for an embarrassing situation…I don't blame him…if your wife goes after you and beats the shit out of you because you put your peen in a place it doesn't belong…you may have to run away from her because she is also beating up your SUV and you might just fly away into a fire hydrant and crash into a tree…He doesn't have to talk about it!
Re: Big Black Dick – Hey BBD! Hope you had a nice Thanksgiving!
LIAR, LIAR… PANTS ON FIRE!! HOPE HE GETS CHARGED CUZ HE JUST FAILED HIS DRIVER'S TEST. DONT FORGET TIGER… DUDE YOUR INSURANCE RATES JUST SHOT UP. +1 FOR THE AT FAULT ACCIDENT, HAHA.
WOW, is he "P" whipped or WHAT? Taking the entire blame, bought a Kobe Special, etc! Is he guilty or what? His wife is gorgeous!
HE IS A LOSER ! ASHAMED OF HIS BLACKNESS …A MONGREL ASIAN-BLACK CHILD , PLAYING A DUMB SPORT …AND THE MINUTE HE HAS SUCCESS HE MARRIES THIS ARYAN WHITE WOMAN AND THEN CHEATS ON HER
FUCKTARD !
HOPE HE LOSES ALL HIS ENDORSEMENTS….
MERRY X'MAS
I love how Tiger is so classy. It is none of our business if his wife did fuck his face up. He doesn't want to talk about it, and we should respect that. Tiger shows us a great game of golf and we should leave it at that.
Re: Plasmic Honey – How do you learn to spell when you are doing your mom and sister while the dog watches? Stay in whatever hick town you are in, and keep thinking it is the 1900s. People like you should just give yourself a Colombian necktie and keep your ignorant thoughts to yourself. That being said, nobody said that he did it. She is also saying that it was false. Nobody will know what happened until Tiger says something himself other than this. If he doesn't, and his wife doesn't, then we can only speculate. This is why athletes shouldn't get married, so they can screw who they want, when they want. If he did mess around, it's his business. If it is all false, most people who jump to a conclusion will just look like a moron. Give it time until the truth is told.
Re: Plasmic Honey – Oh and by the way, if it wasn't for Tiger Woods, not only would Nike be in the crapper, but there would be a lot of kids that aren't being helped by him, even the white Aryan ones that you seem to think have priority over others. If you love the white people so much, move your ass to Germany and open a gay bar so you can see all the white men you want.
Re: SWEETPIECE! – You may love BBD but he'd roadkill you in a heartbeat - and has done in the past. And just for your information rabbit - I may be a Queen now, but I used to be a Mistress. Fun times indeed my little skanky bunny.
covering up for that psycho wife of his.
He's right. Leave him the fuck alone.
Re: nofreakinway –
I AM NOT WHITE.. (AND I AM NOT BLACK EITHER )SO THE JOKE IS ON U …HA HA HA ..BUT I DO LIKE MEN (HOW DID U GUESS ??!!) …OF ALL COLORS , ESPECIALLY BAREBACK AND HOT…
WHATEVER GAVE U THE IDEA THAT I THINK WHITE PEOPLE ARE BETTER…OH PLEASE …SO NOT !
TIGER IS JUST ANOTHER "BLACK" MAN WHO GOES FOR THE WHITE WOMAN BECAUSE HE IS NOW RICH…HE IS STILL A LOSER FOR THE WAY HE IS ACTING
GOLF IS A DUMB SPORT
hmm does sound like damage control.. but none the less good for him for handling it responsibly and maturely.. At least he has his family and there privacy at the top of his list
Anyway, I USED to like him because I thought he was a nice guy with integrity. If this rumor is true then I have lost all liking and respect for him. If it's false then I don't know why he would not flatly deny the truth of these rumors. To say nothing is like admitting it's true then!
That Skank he tapped sure is getting her 15mins. out of this. Wifey knows the Skank is better looking than herself so she whipped Tiger back to a kitten.
He doesn't deserve privacy any more than the next person in the public eye. Them's the breaks when you're making millions and millions of dollars. You do something scandalous or are involved in scandal, you're going to get called out.
My thoughts are that this statement is bunk.,
Tiger's wife bitch slapped him,. and clawed the shit outta his face.
He was beaten up by his charmed wife.
so she smashed both backseat windows with a golfclub to save the driver which door wasn't blocked. hell yes, she's a real hero! sorry, i understand that this is a private matter - but guess what - it would have been in the news if both were no names - sorry. i wonder when they will get divorced - i would not live with either one of them.
"This situation is my fault, and it's obviously embarrassing to my family and me."
If it was just an accident, why is it embarrassing? If he hit the right side of his car..at under 25mph why did she need to break him out with a golf club?
whatever. I'd prefer stars make no statement as oppose to this damage control type shiz!