The whole family is fucked up!
Really, Mike? Come on!
The paternal La Loca tweeted Sunday night:
"FIANCE JUST LEFT ME. MY WHOLE FAMILY HATES ME. I SPENT THANKSGIVING WITH MY MOM I JUST CANT DO ANY OF THIS ANY MORE
THE DEATH OF MY FATHER PUT ME IN A BLACK HOLE IDK WHAT TO DO
HEADING TO THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE
@LINDSAYLOHAN LOVE YOU. B YE"
We doubt Michael actually jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge because there's no way he would want to miss out on all the press he'd get being dead.
Besides that, those threatening Tweets magically disappeared, which leads us to believe that he's still alive and well and probably already making plans to speak with Maury or The Insider about his inner demons and why he considered taking his life.
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