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80 comments to “Michael Lohan Threatens Suicide On Twitter”



  1. 1

    too bad he didnt jump…loser!



  2. 2

    Perez, I'm not asking you to be sappy but I'm not sure if you should be this harsh. A simple "we hope this isn't true. it sure would be cowardly" would do.



  3. 3

    Calm down already.



  4. 4

    oh BOO HOOO!!
    can we all stop talking about this guy who does nothing but distract America with his polluted life



  5. 5

    What a dick head. He is the biggest attention whore out of any celebrity father. He needs to get a life. He is so irritating.



  6. 6

    Douche should make nice with his daughter …. maybe she'll hook him up with her drug dealer and he can fly off the Brooklyn Bridge.



  7. 7

    Damn this guy will do anything for attention.



  8. 8

    P.S….. Brett Michaels called and wants his snake skin cowboy boots back fuckwad.



  9. 9

    Poor Lindsay! I thought my dad was crazy. :S



  10. 10

    Guess you didn't learn anything after your snarky and wrong Michael Jackson post douchebag.



  11. 11

    I would love to hear the news of him committing suicide!



  12. 12

    People who really want to commit suicide usually do it with very little fanfare and in a manner that is fail-proof. This is just more Lohan bullshit.



  13. 13

    vinigua, i think your post is right on and well-stated. agreed.



  14. 14

    That would be great. It would be nice if he was gone.



  15. 15

    …… bye. adios. hasta la pasta. bon voyage! peace out cub scout. buh-bye.

    Of course they hate you, they saw the video with you fake praying for your dying daughter for television!

    I have never felt less sympathy for someone. If anything, he just disgusts me more. This is just more of the usual, clear manipulation. Seriously, can anyone list one reason this will affect the world poorly? All I can think of are positives for all the people around him after the initial death sadness. His is a leach and he has drained enough of his family's life blood. He will have one of those headstones that disappears in the weeds after 6 month from lack of care and visitation. DO IT.



  16. 16

    No Wonder Lindsay Is All Messed Up!
    I'm Actually Feeling Sorry for Her. . .



  17. 17

    i can always push…



  18. 18

    Re: PENNSYLVANIA GIRL – EXACTLY!



  19. 19

    Also, I love how he had to abuse he daughter one last time in his "farewell" letter. Wow, I honestly am disappointed he didn't go through with it.



  20. 20

    DOOOOO IIIITTTTT!!!!



  21. 21

    Re: PENNSYLVANIA GIRL – An exellent point!! Maybe Michael thinks he's EMO. Kids, cutting, suicide, anorexia… these things are not cool or fun. Try getting attention for being above the crowd.



  22. 22

    He is such a self absorbed pile of douchy turdyness. This just screams LOOK AT ME!!!! LOOK AT ME!! I WANT ATTENTION!!!! Please stop posting pictures of this world class a-hole, it feeds his enormously large and self deluded ego.



  23. 23

    LOL



  24. 24

    This loser had the luxury of spending a holiday with a meal and family. Maybe if he feels that bad about his lot in life he should have volunteered at a Thanksgiving soup kitchen so he could get over himself and see all the children who came for a hot meal, or watching the truly alone, the elderly or the infirm come in for a meal and a bit of company on a holiday where they have very little to give thanks for. The world can go on without Michael Lohan.



  25. 25

    boo hoo - get on with it … this guy would do anything of some attention. i mean jesus u'd think his daughter was a one times disney child star or something … x



  26. 26

    This clown has way too much time on his hands.



  27. 27

    That guy is the most pathetic sorry excuese of a human being I have ever seen. I wish someone would hang the immature twat by his ears already.



  28. 28

    wow please stop posting about this idiot. he is soooo annoying…him and jon gosselin annoy the shit out of me…lohan is just a dumbass always trying to get some attention..i dont like lindsay but i do feel bad for her..



  29. 29

    God, even in his suicide note he's a dick. Lindsay is NOT HIS ONLY CHILD! Yet, because she's the only famous one he only says bye to her - WHAT A FUCKING LOSER!!!!!!! I hate him.



  30. 30

    You should have been there holding his hand on the way down.



  31. 31

    If he actually killed himself than that's not funny. Stop joking about death seriously what is wrong with people?

    If he did it just for the attention than he is a loser.



  32. 32

    DO IT……..DO IT………….DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  33. 33

    The whole Lohan family needs help!! Its not helping them in any way for the media to be making fun of them. What their going through isn't a joke.

    Did you ever think that maybe if people had stopped judging, making fun of, and coming up false ideas and actually reached out to help, that Michael Jackson would still be alive.



  34. 34

    come on, this creep was heading for the bridge probably to see if he could pick up a hooker there; poor LL, this explains so much!



  35. 35

    i.m with vinigua on this one.. i actually feel sorry for michael lohan. i know how much it sucks to go through depression, loss of a relationship and the death of a loved one.. then to have to deal with cameras and media in my face tracking my move all day everyday?

    sure he has caused some of the unwanted attention, but shit! can.t the guy get a sick day once in awhile??



  36. 36

    god, he is so psycho
    and this is so funny to
    he wrote IDK
    oh thats comedy

    its like a tormented teenager text to their parents for not buying him band hero

  37. pod says – reply to this


    37

    I know the guy is crazy, inconsiderate and a total fame-whore, but suicide is very serious thing. Quite frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if Michael Lohan was depressed and considering taking his own life. In which case the man needs help. Doesn't matter who the person is or how much they have screwed up in the past. A life's a life. This website has procliamed that suicide should never be one's only option, so why is it okay for Michael Lohan?



  38. 38

    loser or not, you should NEVER wish someone to kill themselves. It is something that should be taken serirously.



  39. 39

    i don't tend to be rude and cruel, but that would be one death i'll never feel the slightest pity!



  40. 40

    it's never too late to go ahead and kill yourself, michael lohan. please do it right away.



  41. 41

    Why is this guy famous? Apart from being the father of a has-been junkie lesbian



  42. 42

    What will you say when he does take his life, Perez? "Suicide is never the answer"?



  43. 43

    I'm pretty sure I read in three places already that the account was fake. Or it was hacked or something.



  44. 44

    he should have just jumped,maybe if we ignore him he just might haha fucking loser



  45. 45

    HAhaha Thank you Michael Lohan for giving me the LAUGH of the Day! HAHAHAHAHA you are TOOOO FUNNY!!!

    Ma Jesus!



  46. 46

    Loser.



  47. 47

    No wonder Lindsay is f**ked up!!

    This idiot is a douche that needs help too!



  48. 48

    Suicide's never funny for those left behind Perez….speaking from experience.
    Someone please explain to me where and how this guy earns a living?



  49. 49

    I would say sad…. but thats an understatement.



  50. 50

    Shame he didn't keep his word. Nobody is going to miss him , good thing that fiance left him, i can hardly believe that she was engaged to him to begin with.
    Notice how he only mentions Lindsay's name ? What about your other daughter retard ? Oh no wait … SHE DOESN'T MAKE ANY MONEY.
    DIEEEE



  51. 51

    If he truly believed in God then he would never have such thoughts to kill himself no matter how bad things get here on Earth.



  52. 52

    oh dear god… he is pathetic!



  53. 53

    This guy needs some serious psychological help.



  54. 54

    He's pathetic.



  55. 55

    That is not threatening suicide…..Thats someone just wanting attention….You wanna die, DIVE ON A SPIKE ALREADY ASSHOLE!!!!!!



  56. 56

    Re: Canadiana* – OMG that is so funny :P



  57. 57

    Adios



  58. 58

    Put him back in jail already.



  59. 59

    what an attention whore.

  60. @v@ says – reply to this


    60

    They all could use some good counselling, apart and as a family, but they would have to listen and actually follow the counsellor's advice for it to have an impact.
    He's obviously having trouble, and men can need to be given a break too.



  61. 61

    ugh, sometimes parents are more dramatic than their children



  62. 62

    This guy is such an egoist. His daughter has felt suicidal for years and her whole career was ruined, but all he does is waving for attention..and now he tries to make everyone believe that HE is actually the depressed one.
    Try to save your kid first, douche. Why did you become a dad anyways?



  63. 63

    He needs therapy and Jesus.



  64. 64

    someone should take him jon gosslin and chris beat her down brown to an island with alot of creatures and leave them there with nothing. i am so tierd of hearing about him.



  65. 65

    He should take Jon Gosselin with him



  66. 66

    Jump already douchebag and take the rest of your fucked up family with you please



  67. 67

    Oh come ON, Perez, you DON'T kick a suicidalperson in the ass, eve if its Michael Lohan. What if the dude read this and offed himself as a result? NOT COOL!!!



  68. 68

    What the FUCK is on his feet??



  69. 69

    manipulative drama queen. can't help but say his own bs personality & behaviour got him into it all. hope lindze doesn't fall for any more of his crap. people like this send you into drugs or a mental hospital or both. who needs them?!

  70. @v@ says – reply to this


    70

    He has enough profile to audition for guest parts and make his own coin to pay the back support. Profile is profile regardless of how you got it in Hollywood, but he'd have to stop taping his friend's phone calls for starters.



  71. 71

    Message to Michael: Your suicide would be a great gift to the world. GO FOR IT!



  72. 72

    This is NOT Michael Lohans account - this is an imposter.
    Even if it were true, it is never funny to joke about or wish someone would commit suicide.
    Download the latest Kyle and Jackie O podcast on itunes to hear Michael speak about this. He was on the radio this morning.
    I just feel like someones gotta stick up for this guy, you can't believe everything you hear on perezhilton.



  73. 73

    lmao — this is too obviously fake for words. What grown assed man (even Michael the numbnuts Lohan, would actually say "IDK". That's like a friggen teenaged girl thing. Next thing you know they'll claim he's taking his "BFF" Jon Gosselin with him… cause hey "My wife left me. My whole family hates me. I spent Thanksgiving with my mom (at least claimed to)…" sounds like good old Gosselin to me. — They sure do have a lot in common.

    I'm also quite positive they wouldn't say "Love you. Bye." to their children at the end of their suicide notes. They are both too egotistical and narcisistic for that.



  74. 74

    om, lol this guy is a real loser.



  75. 75

    omg im soo pissed! y did he have to tease us like that?? hey michael stop threatening and plz do it



  76. 76

    I'm still laughing at the thanksgiving home alone with mom part.



  77. 77

    Karma's a bitch, Michael…



  78. 78

    What does this asshole do for a living? Call me crazy but maybe his finances would improve if he got off his ass and worked instead of obsessing about his kids every two seconds?



  79. 79

    erm u realise this wasnt his account



  80. 80

    Wow…that was really mean of him to try and make his family feel guilty simply because he is a jerk. He needs help badly.