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Asslee Makes Her Debut On Broadway

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It really happened!

Ashlee Simpson's made her debut in Chicago as Roxie Hart on Monday night.

And the Simpson family invaded the Great White Way to support the singer TV star Broadway baby on her big night.

Mom Tina, big sis Jessica who was looking curvier than ever in that disco ball of a dress, and Ass' hubby Pete Wentz made an appearance.

And we can't forget Poppa Joe! We're sure he loved all the attention his cash cow daughter was getting him!

But noticeably missing? Baby Bronx.

We're guessing they left him where his ears were safe. No need to subject a little tot to that kind of torture just yet.

Congrats on your first performance Morticia Ashlee! Keep it up, you know, if you want to still have some sort of career after this.

[Image via Joseph Marzullo/WENN.]

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83 comments to “Asslee Makes Her Debut On Broadway”

  1. ariaj says – reply to this


    1

    god. that hair is awful.



  2. 2

    HE IS WEARING A WIG!



  3. 3

    wonder if she lip synched?? Jessica looks hot, Pete looks stoned, ashlee blah



  4. 4

    I saw it and she was terrible. Her pacing was off and she lacked the confidence, it was embarrassing and I felt sorry for her. Her voice was not right for the songs at all.



  5. 5

    who cares?



  6. 6

    Leave Jessica alone!! She is NORMAL and HEALTHY sized. Stop making women feel bad about themselves!! ass.



  7. 7

    ugh…i can't believe she's on broadway. i'm not into bashing ashlee but we all know she can't sing! and why does jessica INSIST on wearing horizontal stripes?!?



  8. 8

    Pete Wentz is the ugliest man alive.



  9. 9

    I agree with you, Perez/Ghost Writer .. Ashlee's black hair is awful



  10. 10

    Jessica looks fat!!Soory,but this is true!



  11. 11

    Did anyone think she had the weirdest fucking look in her eyes on Melrose place. Looked like she couldn't blink or was that just really bad acting…..



  12. 12

    So much hate in Perez for white women.



  13. 13

    Omg Jess looks amazing:) & Perez you are a FAT bastard so dont even make jabs by saying shes "curver than ever" shes stunning!



  14. 14

    pete looks so fucking awful! love u ashlee



  15. 15

    Jessica looks curvier? No…she looks fat.



  16. 16

    PS: I have zero respect for Broadway musicals now that they cast this untalented cun*t in "Chicago". Who's next? Khloe Kardashian in "Evita"?



  17. 17

    go the fuck away ashley is it not clear that no one like you at all?

    on a side note Jessica is looking damn fine



  18. 18

    CONGRATULATIONS ASHLEE! I'm sure most of the people are jealous of you. Keep rocking! All the bad shit is over and you're still here punching the haters! The reviews were in your favor!



  19. 19

    I completely understand Jessica's struggles with her weight. I'm the same way. Plump one minute and then really thin 3 months later and then plumping back up again. For people who really love in indulge in food, it can be a continuous struggle. Just as long as people like us don't let ourselves obese, and extra 10 or 20 or even 30 lbs isn't all that big of a deal.



  20. 20

    Oh God can't Jessica let her sister have the spotlight for one night? Does she have to wear a glitter dress? BTW it's about three sizes too small.



  21. 21

    ewwwwwwwww what is wrong w/ jess' face???????????????????????????

  22. yeye says – reply to this


    22

    I don't know. Jessica does not have that fresh look about her anymore. she looks so used and abused now. that is what happens when you go through different kinds of sperm in a sparse of years.



  23. 23

    so sick of hearing about ashley… let's all chip in and send her sister some spanx?



  24. 24

    i hate both sisters ;/
    i used to loove ashleee!
    hmmmm!



  25. 25

    Gagag looks like a Albino Morticia.



  26. 26

    When you're 5ft2, any extra weight is going to look bigger than it should on you, just because you're short. I still can't stand these talentless morons, but you can't call Jessica "fat".



  27. 27

    I was thinking Jessica needs a little more holiner ooops….eyeliner.



  28. 28

    torture? might have given the baby a break from the torture seing those parents every day…..what a berk he is!!!



  29. 29

    i was actually just looking up some old youtube videos of ashlee as roxie in chicago a few years back and she wasn't terrible. Her terrible acting skills definitely suit the over-the-top broadway style over tv.



  30. 30

    Re: moxiecrimefighter

    very true. on both comments.



  31. 31

    Poor Jessica! She hasn't looked happy or as beautiful as she did when she was with Nick Lachey! He was the best thing for her and she blew it. so so sad



  32. 32

    Re: Heiress7
    Sorry, gotta disagree with you on this one!



  33. 33

    Re: Dejasade
    It's called toooo much makeup!



  34. 34

    Re: Brainbug
    No - Brainbug in Phantom of the Opera!



  35. 35

    These people are so damn tacky. All these years in the industry and Jessica STILL can't dress! Her hair looks like shit and that dress makes her look top heavy. I thought she was supposed to be super thin now? Doesn't look that way to me she looks good and she should get some decent clothes to go with her figure. God she's tacky.



  36. 36

    perez STOP calling jessica fat!!!!!!!!!she is not fat at all! As a matter of fact i wish i had some curves!



  37. 37

    she was awesome! you can't say the girl isn't talented!. btw jessica looks normal. i mean, why does she have to be skinny? maybe she wants to be healthy, normal and have a relaxed life. is it wrong?. AND DON'T FORGET THE FACT THAT PEREZ IS A FAT ASS JEALOUS, I MEAN, ASHLEE IS THE ONE WHO IS MARRIED WITH PETE =)



  38. 38

    What's wrong perez…..not every one can be lady gaga! ur becoming a fuckin idiot



  39. 39

    Nobody in this family had any talent and their dad probably would ask his daughters to do just about anything to make him more money.

  40. ap076 says – reply to this


    40

    What a surprise something even a tiny bit Ashlee neutral gets censured, welcome to Orwell's 1984.

  41. ap076 says – reply to this


    41

    Let me try this again, I could not find a review in The Times or online, but I did come across some very positive reviews for her 2006 London performance in this role.
    I am sure this site will post the reviews if they are negative.



  42. 42

    not really debut… i seen her play Roxie Hart in London in 2006



  43. 43

    O.K. The chick can't act for all the tea in China, and yet she is head-lining a major play like this? She is a no-talent, ugly, fame-whore, who got booted of a major t.v. show due to the aforementioned qualities. No wonder the sister showed up…had to get the media there somehow……………….



  44. 44

    It appears as if Jessica has put on some weight again . . .



  45. 45

    lol jess is lookin' like quite the cake face. way too much makeup going on there… poor girl… she used to be kinda hot. key word being KINDA!



  46. 46

    Jessica looks big, not curvy. Designer clothes are meant to be worn by thin model size women, not women like Jessica. So if you are wondering why things you see on the runway don't look good on "average" bodies, thi is an example.



  47. 47

    Pete Wentz looks like an ape more and more every day, Jessica needs to hit the gym and Papa Joe needs a nose job !



  48. 48

    My girlfriend saw Jessica in NYC today and said she looks great! She said she is totally normal! If anything she said she was alot skinnier than she looks. She is prob 115lbs which isn't FAT!

  49. YUCK says – reply to this


    49

    I love Jessica, leave her alone u pig bitch! Why are you so jealous of her, did you want nick l or Tony romo or John Mayer? Ur fucking pathetic any reader with half a brain can see through your hate fuckhead



  50. 50

    The problem is that Jessica is still dressing like she is 20 years old, and she's starting to show some wear and tear. She needs to wear more age/body appropriate clothing. She isn't fat - she actually has beautiful curves, but stripes and metallic are only for rail thin women with no hips or boobs.



  51. 51

    Asslee & Pete = Morticia & Gomez



  52. 52

    ok funny story…
    Long before Asslee and her "carreer", the SNL thing My sister and I were having dinner at Louis XIII in Edina,MN. We heard the screeching wailing sound of cats being burned alive or something. It turned out it was Asslee Simpson, singing at her birthday party there. It was literally the worst sound ever. We kept complaining and finally the owner comped our meal and bought the other tables some drinks.



  53. 53

    MAN THEIR DAD LOOKS LIKE A GOOBER IN THIS PICTURE.



  54. 54

    good lord jessica looks big!



  55. 55

    Jessica is a SEXY woman!



  56. 56

    is it just me or does one of jessica's knees look a lot higher than the other one?



  57. 57

    I can't believe people like her are in Broadway and not me! she can't even sing!



  58. 58

    jessica is so dammm sexy.check out w w w . u s e x e d . c o m /sexy for some sexy and hooot videos



  59. 59

    Too much EEEEWWWWWWWWW all in one post. The hair, the eyes, the pervert, all too much to handle.

  60. @v@ says – reply to this


    60

    I haven't seen it yet, but I do know that Ashlee's a gifted dancer and was admitted to theSchool of American Ballet in New York City at the age of eleven.
    Kudos to her for tackling it; it's a big, challenging role.



  61. 61

    I LUV THEM I DON'T KNOW WHY I WANT TO BE JESSICA'S BFF



  62. 62

    I saw Peter on Aussie idol. He looked like a chimp and his head is way too big for his body..



  63. 63

    Each one of them looks really bad for some reason…



  64. 64

    if Jessica (linebacker) Simpson would just stop with those unflattering updo's, she may look half decent. Not pretty, but decent. That girls got some seriously manly features about her



  65. 65

    so yeah, it really isn't her debut. she already has played roxie hart on broadway before, when she was still a blonde. i think she's just going back to it cuz her career is in the crapper.



  66. 66

    That is one weird ass family!



  67. 67

    Why do you have to hate on Jessica. She is not fat. Have you taken a real good, long look at your face and body lately? WHen is the last time you had someone besides your mother and dog love you? Calling Jess fat is sending a bad message to girls with eating disorders. She looks great. Healthy. Not a size 0, cocaine addicted, anorexic asshole. Why dont you talk about how UGlY Gaga is and what a big nose and ugly body she has?



  68. 68

    Ashlee has more talent in her ass crack than you will ever have in your life Perez, you fat pig faced cockwipe



  69. 69

    to all of you morons:

    SAY WHAT YOU WANT BUT IT'S A FACT THAT ASHLEE GOT EXCELLENT REVIEWS WHEN SHE DID CHICAGO IN LONDON!!

    and, therefore, since it's the same role, will most likely get excellent reviews on Broadway as well!!



  70. 70

    for god fucking sakes top mentioning their child you can hate him all you want but leave the innocent child alone you nazi terrorist



  71. 71

    little pete looks like he has down syndrome



  72. 72

    ok pete looks high as hell. ha! the only way he could sit through the performance and NOT slit his wrists. and wow jess time to call jenny!



  73. 73

    Jessica has a beautiful voice. Why hasn't she made it? Not even in country music. If you don't make it in country music you'll never make it. They sing about any ole thing that comes to their mind and its a hit. Their dog stole their shoe, grandma bought a shotgun. Just any damn thing. Just like rap. Is the dumb blond act a turn off. Any way lovelt family. I wish them luck.

  74. @v@ says – reply to this


    74

    Re: trinigirl123 – Jess has a weird vibrato. A couple of her old songs were pretty good. Maybe she should go back to school.



  75. 75

    jessica looks like white trash….



  76. 76

    Eeeewwwwww really Ashley blows……..who the hell wants to see/listen to her in a musical Jess is great Pete is cute and her dad is just getting the attention he loves. Glad they saved Baby Bronx from this horrible disaster!!!!!!



  77. 77

    Dad Joe's hair has the worst dye job ever! Is he supposed to be trying to hide all his gray hair? He looks terrible!



  78. 78

    Re: moxiecrimefighter – I can, and I will. SHE"S FAT!!!!!



  79. 79

    omg u really hate ashlee ……



  80. 80

    I am pretty sure she played the role of Roxie a few years back? Dont remember if it was in London or in New York….



  81. 81

    BTW Ashley's hair IS HIDEOUS!!!!



  82. 82

    Re: kaylzx

    are you blind in both eyes?! honestly anyone that thinks she's fat needs to get their eyes checked.



  83. 83

    Re: carinacarina

    get your eyes checked!!!