Poppa Lohan Is Doing Damage Control
We knew he wouldn't stay quiet for long.
Michael Lohan wants everyone to know that he is not suicidal and those crazy tweets were made by, wait for it… an impostor!
In his latest verbal diarrhea rant, Mike says the Twitter account "is not not not me. I do not have and never had a twitter and twitter's corporate office confirms that. My lawyers are investigating."
You've done this once before. And just like then, we not sure if we believe you!
A month or so ago, Mike made the same bullshit "I don't have a Twitter" claim but faster than you could say "rehab" he was back on his Twitter account slamming Lindsanity and her assistant over those tapes he released!
The funny thing is Michael tweeted this a few hours ago from his "non-Twitter":
"I do NOT have a twitter. I'm never on this thing. My lawyers are looking into this. God would not approve."
If you don't have a Twitter how the hell are you tweeting that!?!?
Does anyone else see the hypocrisy here???
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OMG those boots!
I swear Lindsanity must be a 4th generation inbred. . .
It was me.
that man does not need a lawyer, he needs a babysitter
ya I pointed that out yesterday. If it was a fake account it would have been taken down. How would he all of a sudden have access to it. please.
I'm still laughing about the I spent Thanksgiving alone with my mom I can't take this anymore haha! I shouldn't laugh but it's phuckin funny.
Triple negative? Totally him.
He is a total moron. Stop updating about this loser. Seriously, No One cares about anything he has to say.
WHY is this loser/white trash NOT in jail??
and what is up with the Buttafuoco boots??
Come to think of it, those two are cut from the same rag.
Uhmmm, someone could've actually made a profile claiming to be him…then reading his stuff and tweeting things they "think" he would say, just to bash him.
I am no where near on this dudes side, but geez..it is a possibility that some idiot is pretending to be another idiot…for reasons I don't know.
Re: catsmeow – LOL yeah that was funny when he said that he spent thanksgiving with his mom haha
'….God would not approve" ? Huh ?
i think he doubles at night as a superhero the "douche-bag avenger"
what a fucking moron
Jon Gosselin did it!
Moron!!!!He is wierd and mentaly sick idiot!
This guy has seriously lost his mother-fuckin mind.
Hypocrisy with a capital 'H'!
Gross….and where is that girl in rehab finally?
You are the last one to talk about hypocrisy.
hahahahaha…….Can you say…MORON???
Poppa Lohan Rocks.
WOW he really is nuts. The worst thing you could do to ML is just stop reporting about him. He really would die then!
maybe the imposter tweeted that? hard to understand? Leave this guy alone, who cares already.
Something tells me "God does not approve" of Mr. Lohan.
Photo caption: Michael Lohan spots U.F.O.
LMAO
LOL he's such a waste of time.
i'm too blinded by the outfit he is sporting to read the article. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT DOUCHBAG WEARING?
Who the hell cares?! Now he knows that no one cares if he lives or dies. What a total piece of shit.
gurl… I think that was ur best post yet
many many lols
although Id rather not give lohan even bad press, just no press at all would suit this situ
*ROLLEYES* what a complete and total jackass!
"Buttafuoco boots" LOL so true…people from Long Island - such white trash!
ahh, shamelessly whoring out his children and his sanity for some fancyschmancy snakeskin boots! YEE HAW!
fuck the lohans
That's not hypocrisy, the guy clearly lives in an alternate reality, called the douche-kingdom.
Lol lol too funny.
Dumbass
stupid fucking liar. next time do us all a favour and go ahead and kill yourself please.