Today!!!!
Our new book is on sale today, Tuesday!!!!
Run to your nearest bookstore and pick up a few copies of Perez Hilton's True Bloggywood Stories: The Glamorous Life of Beating, Cheating and Overdosing.
Or, order it online!
In case you haven't heard yet, we are going to be signing and personalizing every single book bought! All you have to do is CLICK HERE for all the details on getting True Bloggywood Stories autographed.
It'll make a super special holiday present for your daughter, girlfriend, coworker, friend, or YOU!
And, as if that weren't incentive enough, click here to get a preview of what the book is all about.
To celebrate release day, Perez will be on the radio this morning all over America, appearing on Howard Stern's Sirius XM satellite show. Our second time this year!
It's always special whenever we're on Howard!
And then later this evening, Tuesday night, we will be appearing on TV's The Insider. So check your local listings!
And BUY OUR BOOK!!!!
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sell sell sell that B () () K!!!!!!!!!
IDGAF
i will not be buying this book.
You're making it sound like you're actually going to sign EVERYONE's book when in reality they have to pay the shipping to send it to your lazy fat ass, which is probably gonna cost more than what your piece of crap is worth.
”Please buy my book and send it back to me so I can sign it at home while stuffing my face and I will ship it back” Yeah, right!
Again, no thanks..
Totally buying it
i would like to get u book perez…but if u r bashing kristen i will burn it along with all the mags with joh and kate gosselin on the cover….dont forget all the copies of heidi no talent mon…what ever her name is
As my boy Chad OchoCinco would say " Child Please "
Shakypillow.com !!!!
likee likee likee… i will be buyingg this book
yayay perezz
You are quite the most pathetic person someone will get to know. You know you cannot sell any books for you are so out of touch. Your ambition to be a best selling author is so, so sad. You do not learn from your own mistakes.
The message that real people gave you when you were beaten up is something you have to ponder about. Why do you think the world was rejoicing upon hearing that you were clocked in Canada? People were saying that what you got was not enough to pay for all the nasty BS you write on this blog.
Hope that someone beat you up again very soon to wake you up to the reality that you have no grasp of what it is.
Happy Holidays!!!
It seems like you just want to sell your book with your signature on it. Why didn't you just sign them all before selling any, or if anyone would really but it?
i got mine in the mail today! yay!
Oh silly Perez!
A catchier subtitle would be "The Glamorous Life of Cheating, Beating, and Disorderly Eating". But anyways the cover photo is hawt and I will def buy the book
your best bet for anyone to 'read your book' is to bundle it free with playboy.
i'm not buying this because if it's anything like you type i'll go blind by the time i'm done.
Girl, Please - it's bad enough you beg us to give money to every charity under the sun, (Are you trying to be Angelina?) but this book is it. No mas and no book for me.
No thanks!
No, thanks.
And btw - what "shocking" info do you know, that we don't already?
And how are your opinions valid or more important about people you don't know (celebrities), than other sites/magazines/blogs?
A little bit of the misleading advertising with the whole "I will sign every book" - no?
So let me get this straight, the person has to purchase the book, pay for shipping to themselves, then pay to ship it to you, then pay for return shipping to them once you sign it? And any supplies like large envelopes and such?
What happens if you receive a book without return purchase? Keep it?
When you lose another 30 lbs and aren't so ugly maybe. Oh hell, even then I wouldn't buy that shit!
Buying one book isn't good enough perez??
Howard Stern's gonna rip you a new asshole. I'm looking forward to it.
haha! Your book is only #368 on amazon. You can get both of your books there for under $18. FAIL!!!
EPIC FAIL WET BACK !
I'm buying it! Long live Perez!
How many chapters are there on Lady Gorgon?
Re: alabomba – You are quite the most pathetic person someone will get to know. You know you cannot sell any books for you are so out of touch. Your ambition to be a best selling author is so, so sad. You do not learn from your own mistakes.
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IF you hate Perez so much “` WHY the fuck do you blog your hate for him““ on his sight?? It's obvious you read his site “““` Don't YOU?? Fucking hypocrite!!
SELL OUT!!! I liked you sooo much better when you were critizing people just to be a BITCH!!! now any moron can say yay for gays or name drop you and all of a sudden they can do no wrong!! I think your 15mins is up…time for the next bitch to step up!!!
Buy my book, buy my shirts, buy tickets to my tour….buy buy buy. You're like those cheap informercials they show on tv at 3 in the morning. You're just a desperate, greedy and untalented famewhore whose middle name is failure. Doesn't matter how you hype or package this piece of crap, just like your tour everyone know if your name is on it, it's puke worthy.
Howard Stern is going to flame you this time.
shameless
I hope Stern blackens your eyes bastard boy!!
Pezee pay me and I'll buy your book douche
Listening to Howard now. I had no idea you were going to be on! So excited now
Every day you disappoint your long time fans by showing them you're nothing more than a sell-out to the very hypocrisy you started to blog about years ago. Perez, I'm ashamed of you.
I really wish you would stop referring to yourself as "we"….I cannot tell you how annoying that is.
Not buying the book, good luck though.
@SkinnyTie13 - No shit!
Perez should be the one getting the chocolate bandit mask from Santa Balls!
24 more shopping days and all Mario wants for X-mas is DICK! In his mouth..in his ass..DICK DICK DICK!!!!!!
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz won't be buying.
Please explain to me Mario, why exactly would we want to buy a book about old gossip? You call certain celebrities desperate but I think you're the only desperate one here!
Re: alabomba – Because as he said a million times, he is personalizing them, you dipshit. Perez takes more energy to poop than you do commenting on his blog about how much you hate him. I don't think you realize just how pathetic you sound. Your mom is ugly.
Its selling on amazom for 9.99. wow has sont even hit the shelves and is already greatly discounted. congrats. next time you feel like wasting paper please let it be toilet paper
OK Perezzie, I'm going to listen to Stern and go to Barnes and Noble JUST FOR YOU! I hope I get beaucoup credits for this! Love ya!
Who's paying you to help dumb america down. You look like hell dear. OK i may look at this sight a couple of months from now. You're going down the tubes.
Re: U_SUCK_DONKEY_DICKS –
Howard will make the book sell even if it sucks.
I am so buying this book today!!! Bought your last book too and it was fucking hilarious!!! Can't wait to read this one…You're the best, Perez!!! Even if we don't always agree on things, I still love you so much, and hope you write more books in the future!!! All the best, Sweetie!!! xo
Re: perezhasanalleakage –
I know! I remember when he posted a pic of some celebs book that was discounted at B&N.
I WOULDN'T READ THAT TRASH IF IT WAS THE LAST BOOK ON A DESERTED ISLAND, YOU PIG!
_____________________________________________________________________THOSE THAT CAN'T DO, CRITICIZE! RIGHT PEREZ, UH MARIO, OR WHOMEVER???
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THOSE THAT CAN'T DO, CRITICIZE!
THOSE THAT CAN'T DO, CRITICIZE!
THOSE THAT CAN'T DO, CRITICIZE!
THOSE THAT CAN'T DO, CRITICIZE!
THOSE THAT CAN'T DO, CRITICIZE!
MARIO IS THE BIGGEST JERKWAD ALIVE!
Re: 6one9 – EVERYONE HAS THE RIGHT TO SLAM PEREZ, THE SAME WAY HE SLAMS EVERYONE ELSE! YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ THE COMMENTS EITHER,IT GOES BOTH WAYS. PEREZ SAYS HE CAN DISH IT OUT AND TAKE IT, SO LETS SEE HOW WELL HE TAKES IT. I PERSONALLY COME ON HERE TO JUST BASH THE IDIOT AND MAYBE OPEN SOME EYES TO THE VILE, DISGUSTING CATTY BULLY THAT HE REALLY IS! I DON'T HAVE TO READ HIS SHIT TO KNOW THAT ABOUT HIM!
perez hilton is suuuch a loser. seriously.