Wow! Who Needs Books?!

Talk about a surge in popularity!
Amazon's Kindle sales have gone up big time! So far this season, 48 Kindle books have been sold per 100 physical books.
Just six months ago they were only at 35 Kindles per 100 physical books sold.
It's particularly surprising since it's quite an expensive item at $249 for the smaller one and $489 for the latest model!
But if you ARE going to buy a book, be sure to buy ours!
Our new book is on sale today!!!!
Run to your nearest bookstore and pick up a few copies of Perez Hilton's True Bloggywood Stories: The Glamorous Life of Beating, Cheating and Overdosing.
Or, order it online!
In case you haven't heard yet, we are going to be signing every book bought!
All you have to do is CLICK HERE for the details on getting True Bloggywood Stories autographed.
It makes a great gift for everyone on your list!
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NOBODY CARES!
Stop whoring yourself, you've posted more bulletins about this than celebrity's.
go fuck yourself
WOWW DESPERATE!
Any excuse is good enough to shove your stupid book down our throats, right Perez? On another note, I much prefer physical books, I can't imagine reading on that thing.
To bad this book is not on kindle i would read it then:(
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MAKE THIS BOOK AVAILABLE FOR KINDLE….IF MORE KINDLES ARE BEING SOLD THAN ACTUAL BOOKS….THEN WOULDNT IT MAKE SENSE TO MAKE YOURS AVAILABLE AS WELL…..TELL YOUR PUBLISHER TO MAKE AVAILABLE FOR KINDLE…YOU WILL GET ALOT MORE SALES….
Nice photo editing.
to bad this book is not on the kindle then i would read it.:(
Mario, stop embarassing yourself by pushing this piece of crap every second you can. You're really coming accross as desperate. First it was the horrible tour, now this sorry excuse for a book… Will it ever end???
I buy it as long as there is a story in there about why you call people 'phaggots'
I'd rather receive coal for christmas than this piece of crap book. But maybe it would make a good fire in my fire place.
this completely ruins the concept of a BOOK. it sucks. don't like it at all. besides, your just posting this for advertising your pathetic excuse of a book. not buying it. but i bet if anyone could find one of your books UNSIGNED it would be worth a fortune. talk about FAMEWHORES
Okay I admit I'd like one, but am not going to pay the price. I can get lots of good books at my local second hand store, most going for $2.99. But sure, if someone gave me a Kindle which isn't going to happen, I'd gladly take it.
I just bought your book Perez. Thank me dammit!!
You have no fucking class Mario.
You truly are a piece of shit.
Anyone who buys this crap should kill themself NOW.
Re: Olives –
Die you asswipe.
What did you do attach a pic of your cover to a pic of a kindle? the pic is bigger than the screen hahahaha
Boo Kindle!!!
On sale again today??? Yesterday that you posted it was on sale for one day only, and were pushing (whoring) it on here…now it's on sale again? Guess it's in the bargain bin already eh fatass?
Get this through your head…you are not a celebrity. Nobody cares about you! We come here to read CELEBRITY gossip, not to see you trying to be a fame whore….fuck off.
i'd rather have a book. too much technology is a bad thing.
I just dl'd the free kindle software to my Ipod touch & purchased 2 books. It rocks! I love reading them on my ipod - I can select the font size, it isn't a pain the butt at all, I can read in bed without a light, my arm doesn't fall asleep as it does when holding a large book. I love kindle on the ipod & its FREE.
Perez Stupid book is already downloadable for free. Just google" perez hilton book for Kindle" their is also a kindle app program for your computer that is free. The book is on that one also…..the book is fucking stupid. I read ten pages of it and fell asleep….it is just recycled garbage….download it for free
I just bought "Going Rogue" and "Arguing with Idiots" for Christmas in real paper yipeeeeeeeee
Fahrenheit 451 - please send a fireman over to Pumpkinhead's ASAP.
Re: Douche Hunter – Thanks for the first-hand report. I can't believe there are idiots out there who would actually pay to read this douchebag's shit. Hey Mario, the one thing that should be on your Christmas list is a toupee. You're starting to look like a Conehead.
Give me a real book any day.
I think Kindles are disgusting.
What happened to having an actual BOOK? Sure, you get a book on your Kindle in 60 seconds, but guess what's even more productive? Getting off of your ass and going to the store!
What happened to face to face contact with a person in a book store, what happened to having a real book, with paper?! Seriously?
$ 10 Bucks for a book? That should tell you something. I've paid more for a magazine. How long till you are hawking this piece of crap at $5.00 + buy one get one?
As a society, we are very much into instant gratification of whatever feeling, desire, or want that we have.
This, as many people who really think about it see why…Amazon n B & N are just doing a very good job in marketing this thing. Think about it though.
If you have to wait a day, a week, or a month for a sequel to a bestselling book…so what?
Anyone who is into Twilight Saga for instance knows that he can take many months between one book and the next…it creates anticipation.
This is oddly enough a good thing because it whets the appetite for more remarkable characterization and an engaging storyline. This is in direct opposition to gorging yourself, and being left with that empty feeling when you realize there's no more to be had. It makes us more selfish people and will help us lose our boundaries on self-control and impulses. Just my 2 cents.
Re: BUTCH8844 –
# 25
It's a free country and you can buy whatever you want.
But your taste in books is so absurd, I'm surprised you haven't ordered Perez' book yet..
GOD you are worse then the QVC people hon
stop paddling it OK OK i will buy one… happy?
Too bad this book isn't AVAILABLE on Kindle because the publisher hasn't made it so. Also, people don't purchase Kindles because they are lazy or lack impulse control. They're more environmentally responsible and Kindle books are cheaper.
Re: amandolin – exactly what i say! i mean this thing could probably break or probably has to be charged or uses batteries. I wouldn't wanna hall that around in my bookbag or purse all day. i prefer the feel of a book.
We don't need another one of your stupid books, that's for sure, Mario.
Yellow Peeps kiss my a** you douche
DSB……..Desperately Seeking Buyers
love, love, love my Kindle. It's so convenient for traveling and much better than lugging heavy, bulky books around. Best purchase I've made in a while.
some people are dicks slagging off perez, they need to wind their necks in. i have ordered my copy already bad news is from amazon.com to uk estimated delivery end of jan??? WTF ordered on amazon.co.uk 3-4 weeks fingers crossed!
Perez if we buy this thing from amazon how on earth are we going to buy this book then PAY to send it to you to have one of your interns sign for you then PAY to send it back?
"we are going to be signing every book bought" no you are going to be signing every book sent to you. If the price of this book gets any cheaper the postage for the autograph will cost more than the book.
Too cheap to download a copy of your own book that you just stick a picture of the cover over the screen? Did you think no one would notice? Such a whore.
And physical books pwn that big and clunky thing.
Re: heyo! – - i have to say i would like mine signed but its too much hassle getting book from amazon which i presume are getting it from US to UK the UK to US to get it signed the US back to me in uk. i dont mind though t least i am getting the book
BAH HA. That photoshop job is so intentionally bad. You can see the pictures lines bleed over the screen.
no one cares about your book p1gez, get over it.
I wouldn't read your book if it fell on my head. $489 for a reader is ridiculous, a laptop doesn't cost much more
Re: iluvperezhilton –
GIVE IT A REST QUEER !
i pre-ordered the book and cant wait to get you to autograph, it will be my first celebrity autograph EVER!!!!!!oh and just to let you know the smaller kindle is $259, i just ordered mine yesterday!!!!!the kindle is the coolest way to be eco-friendly!
Re: msbleckleron – you still will not have a celebrity autograph you FUCKING LOSER
this book would not in any way make a great gift for anybody on my list. it would however make an excellent litter collecter outside of my cats shitbox
There's a small spot left on the bulletin board down at the laudromat in West Hollywood that you haven't posted your book ad on yet.
I would never, ever, ever buy your dumb ass book. Get a life.
For crying out loud at least hire someone who can photoshop decently. Gosh even my 3 year old nephew could do better than that.
Please make this available on Kindle! That is the only way I read books now! Pleeeeeeeeease!!!!!!!
F thaT.
Give me a book where I can turn the pages anyday.
I'll be picking yours up from the library tho!
i dont need any more toilet paper thank you
Talk about terrible photoshop skills. Your book is selling for less than $10, get over yourself you fame obsessed whore. You're shit.
These are just maj handy for people who travel or move a lot - I spend half my life on a plane and I don't want to lug around a friggin train case of novels, best. invention. ever.
I have the free Kindle app for my iPhone and wouldn't trade it for anything. I gave my iPod touch to my 77 year old mom who loves reading her books (we like the same books). It's lighter than a book (she has bad hands) and it's backlite, unlike the Kindle. I travel a lot and I can now gave hundreds of books on one tiny device. Did I mention it weighs a couple of ounces?
This is the best invention ever!
Perez, if you made your book available on the Kindle, I'd buy it. Hard copy? I don't buy paper any longer. Sorry.