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Cookie Monster Cops A Feel!!!
Look out Tyra Banks! The Cookie Monster is looking to bite into your chocolate cheeks! Or at least caress them for a second or two!
AWKWARD!
Tyra had the Street gang on her show recently to indulge in some adult conversation.
Banks took the opportunity to ask Elmo to inspect her hair for weave tracks with his 20/20 vision.
That's when Elmo got a little hungry and tried to take a bite out of Tyra's neck and Cookie decided to grab some goodies for himself by grabbing on to her tush. They are monsters afterall!
And all of this is still less odd than the episode where she televised a live colonic!
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gross his hand is going to get farted on
Your a fatty who hates on fat people …really? how much sense does that make? Sadly i have to admit i wish that someone would rob you at gun point…make you pee your pants and steal your dog..not to mention take pics of your hairy nasty small balls and post them on every blog in the world..that is all i want for Christmas!
hahahhaha
This year she has a lot less junk in her trunk for Cookie Monster to grab. I guess she no longer eats cookies herself.
C is for Coochie, that's good enough for me
C is for Coochie, that's good enough for me
C is for Coochie, that's good enough for me
Oh Coochie, Coochie, Coochie starts with C
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A round Coochie with one bite out of it looks like a C
A round Nut with one bite out of it also looks like a C
But it is not as good as a Coochie
Oh and a Moon sometimes looks like a C
But you can't eat that
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So C is for Coochie, that's good enough for me
It's called heating up the oven, and Cookie Monster knows all about that. NOOKIE!!! NOOKIE!!! NOOKIE MONSTER WANTS NOOKIE!!! RUMRUMRUMRUM!!!
Is there any proof that it was not actually Lady Gorgon who showed up?
Re: Cashmere Jay – Hello CJ…the proof is in the articles of clothing (them being identified as such) not an alien boob basket or tv dinner alfoil face hugger in sight
Re: blacklily.of.the.valley – Oh you're shitz funny LMAO! U must be a bored writer.
Muppet porn yuck.
Haa so funny.
But cookie monster could of picked someone hotter
Hello back bl - She has been known to hide in a stack of Kermit puppets fashioned into a coat so you never know. This response brought to you by the letter J.
A furrie's fantasy!
LOLZ! love it
LOL LOL LOL
That's hilarious! Gotta Love Tyra!
LOL @ his hand on her ass
love tyraaaaa!