Make Way For The Katie Price Boozey Express
Filed under: Jordan
Destination - REHAB!
Someone enjoyed her liquor last night, huh Jordan Katie Price?!
In her first public appearance since dumping her drag queen cage fighting BF Alex Reid, Katie teeter-tottered out of the Morgan Awards last night looking a lot worse for wear and sporting the fakest tan, weave, and boobs we have ever seen!
How sad.
Oh, and by the way - Lily Allen was at this thing too. In comparison, Lily looked like a duchess!
Embarrassing!
Also, is it just us or does Katie's head look abnormally large from that angle?
[Image via Matrix Photos.]
An Empire State Of Hypocrisy!
That's a nice looking man…
Just a mess.
Who is she anyway?
EARTH TO PEREZ NO ONE KNOWS WHO THIS BRITISH NOBODY IS
LMAO she looks disgusting.
It's weird that all these rich bimbos spend thousands to look like B-movie monsters.
Who the fuck took the bag off her head—
There you go again, Pumpkinhead…
Once again, always pointing out other's 'flaws'—- like a Biggish Head (Katie Price) Unfortunate Jawline (Rumer) and ANYONE who has an issue with being overweight— that reflect YOUR OWN ISSUES.
Seriously, You are like an alcoholic that is always calling out others for being drunk. Fuck.
The angel looks really weird. Her arms and torso look super short.
She needs to go back being a blond. The black hair makes her look very hard.
Re: G0 Ask Alice – Oh god…I'm glad you're here…Help me work out this photo…wtf is going on (& not the obvious ((bi-polar alcoholic skank)) issues). The only problem is you may have to look closely at the photo (you can use some of those eclipse viewing glasses) (no-one said 3D glasses)
She's getting to be as hard to look at as Dog the Bounty Hunter.
Re: blacklily.of.the.valley – I'm afraid if I look too long and too closely at the photo the venerial disease will jump right off the screen at me. I already feel like I need a bleach eye wash after viewing this as it is.
Re: PENNSYLVANIA GIRL – Bahahahahaha…just a glimpse of him & you need to condition your hair & apply sunblock moisturiser
what is wrong with this entire picture? her head doesnt even look like it belongs to that body.
this is a really weird angle. where is her upper half? or lower half? i don't know. this picture makes me confused.
Gee, I just love that Oopma Loopma tan!
That looks like a photoshop! O_o that's disturbing
To me it is a big mystery how these people are allowed to take care of or even have children.
She looks icky.
Yikes! What a freakazoid.
This picture is scary…………her head is so damn big and her body is tiny it's grosssssssssssssssssss icky icky poo
HAHAHAHAAH she looks really fucked up… but i agree with some other people, no one knows/cares about this british whore!
this is the strangest looking picture EVERRRRR!!!! Her body is so disproportionate. The most awfully heinous papparazzi picture Perezzie goes to Jordan!!!
Don't forget the line of Chicklets across her face. Can you say CAPS GONE WILD?
Those poor children……
Seriously disgusting. I can smell all her STDs through my computer screen. That, and her plastic surgery and makeup. Truly aweful.
Her head is so big because it's full of botox and fizz. She looks like a South Park character. There's a freebie, South Park boyz, run with that one!
I can't quite figure out what i'm looking at here…. she looks like she has the body of an oompa loompa. Why do her pictures always look fucked up =/
She looks like that Muppet who has her eyes closet. Or a Fraggle. Omg do you remember Fraggle Rock. Those Big muppets scared the crap out of me.
How can one walk out the door and think this is acceptable or normal? Agree with the SouthPark characterization. She can be bus driver Miss Crab Apple!
D - o me a favour
L - et´s think about it
I - ´ve seen this
S - ome days ago
T - ell me where
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D - ouchebag!
come on Perez, stop copying
How big is her head compared to her body????????????????PLASTIC FREAK!!!!!!!
Her head look abnormally large because it's full of shit.
Deluded whore.
she was promoting her new line of Katie Price Bobble-Head dolls…. coming soon to a discount outlet near you!!
Even her veneers have veneers. Polygrip = not working.
she looks oddly disproportionate there.. its kinda messed up. lol
LOL i was just thinking she looked even more disproportionate than usual
TRANNY ALERT! EWWWWWW!
Madam Lamebert IS THAT YOU????? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I have no idea who this is and no clue what she's famous for, but I'm sick of seeing this unknown skank all over this site as if she serves some importance in this world.. please, no more of her.
This picture looks like a photoshop disaster.
It's very sad. I wish she'd sort herself out. Apologise to Pete and Claire, sack her make-up artist, advisors, and Andrew Gould, get a good shrink and get her life back on track. I liked Pete and Kate and hate to see her like this.
She does look like she has a big head from that angle…She doesn't have an upper body it's just a big head and legs! haha
who is this person and why is his head so large?
This picture is scaring me. Why do her arms look freakishly short?
Besides having a lollipop head and wearing a kilo of makeup on her head, has anybody else noticed she always poses with her legs far apart. Can't she close them even for a second? Is she bow legged? Or has she just got a horrible friction rash from all the heavy traffic she gets betwixt and between. Certainly takes the prize of being the skankiest moll that ever disgraced a camera.
Her head looks huge. I can't figure how her body is twisted to look that way.
Yes, Mario, there does appear to be some bobble head happening, at least from this angle.
Re: superdan1926 – Yeh too right, looks a real pro too (the bodyguard I mean!), but then again I would say that,..being married to him yeehaa!
what the hell… I don't understand what is going on. I was trying to see if someone photoshopped her head as super large! Where is her torso??? and why are her arms so short!! Everyone else looks normal WTF happened??? lol I'm so confused!
Looks like a head on legs…where's her torso?
Re: Melgirl – See, I'm not the only one LMAO!
that picture looks so doctored…
god, she's scary. what's she doing with phil collins?
Re: misopretty – ooh! i want that kitty!