Michael Reaches A New Low-han!!!
He may be doing what he does best, but as a famewhore, Michael Lohan is in all the wrong places - including Tiger Wood's love life!!
Michael considers himself the go-to-guy on negative fame, so he wants to help Rachel Uchitel, Tiger's alleged fuck buddy, with her new-found notoriety.
“If she ever did want to talk about the situation or want me to give her some advice on how I handle things then I’d be happy to,” said the tool.
And he even had the nerve to give tips on how to deal with the press!!
“Just take people and things that are said for what they’re worth,” he said. “Don’t back down. Just stand by the truth. Listen, what’s concealed is revealed."
Lohan goes on to add:
“Only she knows and Tiger knows what the truth really is and she should stand by it. Too many times people hide things and sooner or later it comes out and they’re made to look like liars. But then again, if people are being honest themselves from the very beginning and they stand by it then everything will be vindicated.”
And where is your vindication, trashy?!
[Image via WENN.]
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So it's come to this…instead of real gossip you've become Michael Lohan's Publicist and are just reprinting releases by him?
;alskdjf;alskjdfa;skldfj i don't even know what to say about this. he's got to the the biggest DOUSCHE that has ever lived. EVER.
I thought he jumped off a bridge?
hahahahahahahahahahahahah. advice from michael lohan. priceless.
I take it he didn't kill himself
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damn..
scum of the earth, unite! (puke)
I love when you call people fame whores Mario and just what the fuck are you?
so he didnt jump off that bridge then?… shame, i am keeping up with daddy lohan just to see how low a human being can sink, i have to admit i usually keep clear of shit like this, but im facinated by just how absolutely horrible and worthless this guy is, if he was the baddy in a soap people would say it was too over the the top, making melodramitic soap villians look tame is some acomplishment, if karma is for real this guy can look forward to some real suffering at some point (fingers crossed)
Re: Spindoc – You took the words right out of my mouth. This site should be renamed "All things Lohan"
Michael Lohan keeps sinking lower and lower.
Anyone who even half-listens to Michael Lohan ABOUT ANYTHING is insane.
How does Michael Lohan keep getting face time on a celebrity website? He's not a celeb. Not even close.
Did he have butt sex with Jon Gosselin?
I AM CONFUSED. Why would anyone CARE what the father of a celebrity thinks about current affairs? Does ANYONE care what this guy thinks about ANYthing? He doesn't DO anything, no talents to speak of…I don't get it.
He needs to shut his YAPPER.
Can't he somehow hook up Rachael Uchitel w/Jon Goselin? Please??
Yeah, Tiger's girlfriend should call Michael Lohan ON THE PHONE so he can TAPE her and SELL it to the media like he does everyone else.
She should get right on that.
This guy may be waiting years before his phone rings again.
I know that if I was in a pickle I'd have trouble deciding whether to listen to Michael Lohan…or Gloria Alred….Michael Lohan….or Gloria Alred…
Unnecessary post.
DH .
dont say that about tool
tools are useful
shoot I left out the 's' at the end of the first tool(s).
d!p$h!t sounds more like it
Re: @v@ –
Ha!! Exactly. A true pickle.
is this guy for real? he can't be this stupid every day of his life and believe his own hype. what a loser.
and its his business because………? what a loser/famewhore/nobody
wow, you are such a shit father/person just as my sons' father is, steve mcqueen
and no not the real thing just some douchebag named after him.
what happened to him committing suicide? why didn't he do it? what an attention whore liar. next time DO IT. PLEASE!!!
Yeh and while he is giving her this so called advised he would also be trying to bang her!!