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The promo tour for our new book continues!

This morning, Wednesday, Pretzel will be appearing on The View.

And we have lots and lots of juicy things to talk about!

You won't wanna miss it!

If you haven't done so yet, CLICK HERE to order your copy of Perez Hilton's True Bloggywood Stories: The Glamorous Life of Beating, Cheating, and Overdosing.

AND…..

CLICK HERE for all the details on our offer to sign and personalize every book bought. It's the perfect present!

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52 comments to “The View!!!!!!!!”

  1. gloom says – reply to this


    1

    Cant wait to see what Elizabitch has to say



  2. 2

    You are going to be let onto The View? Who did you have to suck off this time?



  3. 3

    "You want wanna miss it"? Hope your book's better written than your blog.



  4. 4

    proofread EVER butt-boy?



  5. 5

    yayay goo you perez!



  6. 6

    The View = headless chickens on speed being electrocuted on a busy airport runway…yeah kudos on your fantastic score fatty



  7. 7

    This book is all "old news". Why would anyone pay to read stuff they already know about for free? Is it just me or am I wrong? I like this website but can't rationalize buying a book about stuff that happened a long time ago that I already know about.

  8. Laury says – reply to this


    8

    Re: MSE857
    It's not just you. I still don't understand how Perez could even think for one minute that this book was a good idea. Yeah, we know what happened in 2009, we've all read about it, so now, let's just move on. That book is a joke, and so is Perez.
    Oh and Perez, congratulations, you're going to humiliate yourself on The View yet again. I hope the girls rip you a new one.



  9. 9

    Guys, if you don't like Perez, why are you on this site?
    To bash him?
    Honestly, none of you would say this in real life, don't thing you're all big and bad because you're on the internet.



  10. 10

    Oh Fuck off Perez. You are not awesome. You are fungus on society. Get over yourself.



  11. 11

    Thanks. I thank you for backing me up.



  12. 12

    "You want wanna miss it" ?? wtf hell english is this, Perez? Do you even vet your posts? Please vet your book. At least pay for a proofreader.



  13. 13

    SHUT UP ABOUT IT ALREADY!!!



  14. 14

    already read the whole book and it rules. so what if it's the same news. it's a new perspective, it's funny and there is additional details! love it!



  15. 15

    I won't buy your book since your slammed J-Lo in it. Sorry!



  16. 16

    Oh, wont be watching THAT episode.

    Re: lucygoosie

    And while I do like PH on SOME days, I have to see if there is news that I might have missed elsewhere. Not to mention this is a cool forum to snark. PH seems to have thick skin or maybe he just doesn't read the shit.



  17. 17

    I'm so sick of hearing about this book.

  18. 6one9 says – reply to this


    18

    Those ladies are gonna rip you a new ass Pretzel!!!!!! I can't wait!! LOL



  19. 19

    pretzel..?



  20. 20

    Perez is so lame this dumb as book is the reason there is no interesting new news on this site. I couldn't care less about this *yawn



  21. 21

    BITCH



  22. 22

    lol you want….and im sure ur book sucks anyway.



  23. 23

    Lol



  24. 24

    Umm..is anyone else confused by first of all, how many stories Perez mangaged to be on top of today?? Seriosuly? Like 4 pages worth,,and second, weren't you like on a book tour all day?!? How the heck did you do this??



  25. 25

    You're right, I DO want to miss it! Nothing on you though, I just don't like the show.



  26. 26

    I heard that Perez had to lick the bacon grease off Bab's tits and that he had to remove a tampon from Elizabitch's ass with his teeth.



  27. 27

    "want" wanna miss it?

    FAIL



  28. 28

    You're the Slimy of literature, both epic failures.



  29. 29

    It's pretty well known in psychology circles that referring to yourself in third person or first person plural indicates an inflated sense of self-worth and narcissism.



  30. 30

    Yep, I definitely "want" wanna miss it.



  31. 31

    A website full of old news and now a fucking book full of it, whats the point? You're 10 times worse then the people you bitch about, you Slag.



  32. 32

    Perez, you have a book ? Didn't know about that.



  33. 33

    you said want instead wont
    DUMBASS



  34. 34

    I've heard Drew Barrymore is considering suing you…. hope you have deep pockets mario.



  35. 35

    When are you coming to The Grove?!!!! I'm dying to meet you in person! Good luck tomorrow



  36. 36

    AND second of all if you don't want to read about his book DON'T nobody is forcing you to come on his website. You sit there behind your computer screen and complain all day about him talking about his book when nobody is forcing you to read anything. Why can't you just be happy for the guy? Have you ever seen any of his blogs where he thanked every viewer for coming to his little website get your facts straight.



  37. 37

    I hope Whoopi rolls her eyes and tears you up. Why are you a celebrity is what I want to know…really!?! Long after you are "old news", the legends of the entertainment industry will still be legends and honored world-wide. What will you have? I'm just curious. Invest wisely, young man/girl…invest wisely.



  38. 38

    "You want wanna miss it!" I really hope somebody edited your book. And your Spanish is horrible too!!! You're still so entertaining though



  39. 39

    perez, I'll watch
    4/U honeybabez…
    but I'm takin a chance…
    coz dat elizabitchwitch
    makez my
    head explode into a demon..but 4/U♥♥
    I will….xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
    [Re: Canadiana*[/re] hey gorgeouz♥♥
    zmooooooooooooooochezxoxoxoxoxoxo



  40. 40

    I always love it when you go on Howard Stern. Nice interview yesterday



  41. 41

    Re: SheriMoonFireFly – Good morning sweetie!! It's hump day….heee heee ;)



  42. 42

    Re: Canadiana* – did you say hump?



  43. 43

    Re: JigSaw – why yes, I believe I did…;)



  44. 44


  45. 45

    I'd rather buy Sarah Palins book… WHICH I WONT BE BTW…



  46. 46

    Re: amsssy – Ahhh … did someone miss their cup of java this morning. Look I'm happy for Perez …. yeah. Just remember everyone is entitled to their own opinion !



  47. 47

    I'll get it when it people start selling the used ones on amazon for 5 cents!!!



  48. 48

    Loved you on the View but please doll - it's "fig-yer" not figger!



  49. 49

    Re: JigSawRe: Canadiana*
    DANG
    zorry >>I mizzed it…
    bet it waz funnnnnnnnn.
    juzt zaw my
    PEREZBABY ON DA VIEW…
    AND look wut happened 2/my effen head…
    elizabitchwith did it when zhe OPENED HER PHATAZZ MOUTH….
    PEREZ…U WERE LOVELY AZ ALWAYZ♥♥
    dear whoopee,,,,YEZ, U CAN B DRIVEN 2/B GAY…K?>?K?>?



  50. 50

    saw you on the view. you ass. one question from elizabitch i believe was. when you make a mistake do you correct it. you said YEA I DO. what a fucken liar. did you fix the JACLYN SMITH when you stated she was dead? no. did you fix the MICHAEL JACKSON statement of him faking his death? no there are so many comments you do not fix you fucken liar. i am going to buy a pirated version of your book so you dont get the proceeds then im going to use it as toilet paper. cause thats all its worth.. shit collector.



  51. 51

    Re: lucygoosie – LET THAT FUCKER COME WITHIN STRIKING DISTANCE OF ME AND SEE HOW I REACT TO HIM. ITS NOT JUST BECAUSE THIS IS INTERNET.

  52. ap076 says – reply to this


    52

    Congradulations on getting on the view. When did you find out you would be on the show? Given your penchant for self-promotion I would have expected you to tell us
    sooner than 10 hours before the show aired. Since you were not on the DVR schedule
    my guess is you were a last minute fill in for a guest who cancelled.