Douche Calls 911 For Escort To Lil Wayne Concert!
Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True > Lil' Wayne
We wish this wasn't true!
Mensa member Michael Kruse was arrested for calling 911 to request a police escort for his 350 mile trek to the Lil Wayne concert in Miami.
Ya know, because he didn't want to get stopped for speeding!!
And when his request was denied, he asked for a helicopter!
Sigh.
Watch the video (above) for the conversation that'll make you lose faith in humanity!
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WTF Perez. This is OLD news, it's been on the net for weeks already. Sheesh.
lol. LMAO!!!! ROFL!!!!
He sounded completely serious. lmao
This happened forever ago, Perez. Slow day?
Idiot.
THIS SHIT HAPPENED LIKE 6 MONTHS AGO YOU MORON
Unless you really did hang up they should have posted the dumbass' name.
That's the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. Why couldn't they give dude an escort man?
Has anyone figured out that the word RAP came from CRAP??? These are the fans that Lil Wayne has ! ha ha ha ha KIDS DON'T SMOKE POT or anything for that matter "Be cool stay in school"! Mr.T
Oh. My. God.
wow this is kinda sad. and if he loves lil wayne so much whyd he get his name wrong. its DWAYNE Michael Carter not Sean..
wooooow what a fucking dumbass.. this made me lmao
Just ’cause you're Mensa, doesn't mean you have any common sense. Or, sense of reality.
Please let this fool be unable to reproduce.
LOL!
god people are so fucking stupid. Try working in a customer service call center and listen to idiotic people all day!!
PEREZ IS THE UGLIEST, NASTIEST PERSON I'VE EVER COME ACROSS. INSTEAD OF TALKIN ABOUT PPL, GO TAKE A GOOD LOOK IN THE MIRROR YOU MUT!!! I WOULDN'T READ YOUR STUPID BOOK IF SOMEONE GAVE IT TO ME, I'D USE IT FOR A POOP SCOOPER! YOU LACK MORALES!
What do you expect from a "Lil-no-talent-Wayne" fan?
These people call 911 if McDonalds doesn't get there order right.
"and what's your name?" asks the dispatcher.
Click
LMAO or What?
Re: nltisme – Yes! that's what I've been saying for years. We need to chemically castrate people for stupidity.
WOW i saw these weeks ago on TRU TV this is the oldest shit ever!
WOW i saw these weeks ago on TRU TV this is the oldest shit ever!
Now that was funny!!!
he is RiDiCULOUS!!!!!!!
LOL! that shiz is funny!
Is this a joke, or is it real? I am so confused…..
… a MENSA member? Guess who has just had their membership revoked
exactly the type of dumbass who would listen to lil wayne.
damn, despite everything i'm still sometimes amazed at how retarded people are.
Ummm arent Mensa members supposed to be super smart? lol
Lil Wayne fans statistically ARE among the dumbest of people. That's completely true.
LMAO FUNNY!