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Elf Arrested For Pretending To Blow Up Santa & Mall!

| Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True


Tis the season for the CRAZIES! And this guy is a doozy!

A man in Atlanta gave holiday shoppers quite a scare yesterday evening when he threatened to blow up the mall with a bag of dynamite.

Forty-five year old William C. Caldwell III arrived at the suburban mall dressed as an elf and headed directly to the line to meet Santa Claus. When he reached the front of the line, he announced that he had dynamite in his bag and intended to blow the place up.

Not really the present he had hoped to receive, Santa quickly called mall security and Caldwell was taken away.

Thankfully, the man wasn't carrying any explosives, nor were there any found on the premises, but the mall was evacuated as a precaution. The "elf" faces several charges, including having hoax devices and making terrorist threats.

Not to be nit-picky, but if the guy was planning to destroy Christmas, shouldn't he have dressed up like the Grinch.

Obviously, his plan was poorly devised. Thankfully!

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26 comments to “Elf Arrested For Pretending To Blow Up Santa & Mall!”

  1. 1

    ~ hawt ~

  2. 2

    Pee-wee Herman, is that you?

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  4. 4

    You know, that reeallyisn't my picture. And the salesperson assured me it was Dyno-Myte! maybe she just meant it tastes great.

  5. 5

    Re: Cashmere Jay – lol no its his evill twin william

  6. ap076 says – reply to this


    I would have enjoyed this story much more on the s m o k i n g g u n, where it belongs.

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  9. 9

    Re: SWEETPIECE! – Yes?

  10. 10

    LOL - just look at the eyes

  11. LCFB says – reply to this


    best mugshot ever!!!!

  12. 12

    isnt that Josh Blue….the comedian? if not it could be his twin. rofl.

  13. 13

    now thats just pathetic…

  14. 14

    Looks like he was smoking more than mistletoe…. what a douche……

  15. 15

    I don't live too far from where it happened…and let's just say he picked the WRONG county to do this in…what a moron!!! I hope he gets his in jail!!!

  16. 16

    freaking CRAZY EYES. he HAS to be on acid.

  17. 17

    This guy is a dead ringer for Willie Aames from Eight is Enough! Creepy!!

  18. 18

    meth much?

  19. 19

    I actually know him. He lived under my apt when i first moved to atlanta, and for the record, he's a nice man. But for those who dont know, he is not mentally stable and has no one. He ment no harm, i know that for a fact.
    You guys shouldnt be so harsh.

    And 2nd- yea, he picked the wrong mall, i'm suprised the people at the mall didnt jump on him before the cops did…

    none-the-less, give the guy a break.

  20. 20

    them's r BIIIII polar eyez!

  21. @v@ says – reply to this


    Yet another good reason not to stop your medication if you've been told that you need to take it.

  22. 22

    w0w some one is not really christmas this year

  23. 23

    deck your prison cell with holly lalalala….lalala

  24. 24

    what the hell is wrong with the world??

  25. 25

    These are felony level charges.

  26. 26

    hahaha lmao stupid people now a days haha