We're EVERYWHERE Today!!!!
We are going full-out this Thursday!
We are still in NYC and whoring ourselves to anyone and everyone in support of our new book, which we really really really believe in.
If you like PerezHilton.com, then you will LOVE True Bloggywood Stories. Plus, it makes the perfect gift! Especially because Perez has agreed to autograph and personalize EVERY book bought! CLICK HERE for details on how you can get YOUR copy signed!
We did The View and Howard earlier this week and today….
- We kick off this morning with a massive satellite TV tour, so you may see us on a station near U!
- We are doing the Alexa Chung show this afternoon on MTV
- We are doing the Joy Behar show on HLN early this evening
- We're also doing HLN's Showbiz Tonight late this evening
And…
What we are most excited about: We are having a signing at the Borders in Columbus Circle at 7 PM sharp.
All sooooo exciting.
Let's go!
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Team Jacob! Set Your Tivos!
Perez! I went to a Borders where I live today and sadly, your book was out of stock. That's really good, yet sad for myself! I look forward to getting it and sending it to you to have it signed
Please come to San Francisco sometime to do a book signing!!!
Break a leg!
Like herpes on a hookers mouth…you're everywhere
:)
yayay perez !!!
Why buy the pork when we get the pig for free—
I'm glad "we" believe in it bcuz noone else does. Fuck you fat meth bitch
Despite all the whoring, your book keeps falling in the Amazon.com charts… down to #213 right now AFTER today's appearances (before the appearances, #183). Everything you touch turns to shit it seems like after the year you've given yourself.
Well you worked your ass off, and you got it , that good I guess
But honestly, I prefered when you feared no one, ran stolen photos, told outragous stories, and since you were dirt poor, you had no fear of being sued
Now you have become a bit too respectful
stuff a porkchop in it perez. nobody comes here to read about you.
Re: G0 Ask Alice – yes perfect.
i bet this book has the exact same stories thats already been on this website…
I really really really believe that it is a foul "book" of hatred and lies. I've heard of burning a book in an attempt to make it untrue, but in the case of this rubbish, no truths would be harmed.
Wow uneducated haters. If you don't like something/someone don't bother to comment. Have respect for someone who is doing what he enjoys and making money!!
Re: Cashmere Jay – The only way to "make it untrue" is to burn it in the presence of a coven of 13 on the eve of the next full moon—we can arrange this.
*goes back to sleep*
who carrrressss
Haha I love it when people openly admit they are whoring themselves out. Gotta give it to him he knows what it takes to sell….now if only anyone were interested in buying. Probably should have waited for something other than Christmas and the Holidays to have this book come out.
Bon chance, mon ami!
Perez!!! When are you coming so SoCal for the book signing?….please let me us know ASAP! I'm dying to meet you! Love love ya!
what up biatch? I do not care what anybody says, but I love Perez. Perez, let's hang out.
This website is my guilty pleasure.
#216 now fatass…the more promoting you do, the worse your sales get. You would think that after doing THE VIEW it would help you, but sales went down after….kinda tells you to keep you big fat dick sucking disgusting yap shut doesn't it?
Pathetic mario, just pathetic. Hope that ghonnorea flares up soon dumbass!!!!
OH won't you people please buy my Perezcious's book. The Perezcious has had such a trying year what with being mugged by a hooligan in Toronto and then the MJ thing. After that, the Perezcious was humiliated when nobody attended his tour even though the tickets were free. Won't you please, please, please give him this tiny success? I'm begging you.
"The style of a catty, celebrity-obsessed seventh-grade girl." This is the review from the Advocate. Pretty sad when Amazon has already marked it down to $9.90 after a day of the book's release. #216 and falling, another failure by the Queen of All Failures,
you can stop promoting your shitty book on here because no one is going to buy it -_-
Here's a review from Amazon that you won't post yourself:
Undoubtedly the worst "book" I have ever read in my life.
After only 15 pages into it, it was clear what Perez Hilton's motive was to write this book: money. There is nothing funny, insightful or revealing in this book. It is trite. Pure garbage. Not even any gossip!!
Why do you always refer to yourself as we? You aren't fooling anyone, we know you don't have any friends….so cut the crap! It's annoying and slightly pitiful/pathetic.
Perezee are you giving it away like your monster tiur tickest? Looser
I'm not sure about that!! All my hot and sincere friends on ____Tallconnect C om___ are talking about this!! BTW, it's the place where hot models and sex y young men;and handsome folks with sensu al chick s meet and mingle! You may wanna check it out!LOL
I hope you get the Leona Lewis slap while you're breaking the chair at that signing. And that 5 star review on Amazon was clearly you, prick.
If that book isn't in at least the top 10 after being on Stern then forget it.
this book is DOA. It's not out of stock. They only bought three copies in the first place.
HA HA, YOU HAVE TO WRITE A SHITTY BOOK TO GET ON TV! EVERYONE KNOWS YOU ARE A JOKE, WE ARE LAUGHING AT YOU, NOT WITH YOU HONEY!!!
NO! Just….NO!
Re: Luluann – Nah! It's too much fun to say how we feel about Perez! And what better place to do it,than his own we site? He sucks and I love telling him so!
Re: Luluann – ur a joke WTF pig shit does on this site all day? He hates on Lindsay kstew drunkst drew b Jon gosselin asslee and Jessica Simpson, he breeds hate. Get a clue. Glass houses.
If a certain actress ( rhymes with Brew Drairimore) goes forward with the lawsuit because of a certain couple comments you made in your book - will you just have to owe her money, or will they just stop printing the book? Just curious….
Hey, maybe I'll buy a copy!
Another reader review at Amazon is titled Hot Garbage and gives the minimum rating. It goes on to say that readers would already know all this info if familiar with gossip websites and that any book with TRUE as the largest text probably isn't.
Don't buy this horrific book! Why pay money for old news?
Anybody who regularly reads this site already knows everything in the book! That's why magazines are published WEEKLY—-because the news gets old fast!!!! ANOTHER EPIC FAIL FOR FATASS!
On Amazon:
"The style of a catty, celebrity-obsessed seventh-grade girl."
-Advocate
And this is a positive review to boast about Perez??
Haha.. . I wouldn't buy this book if you paid me $500 to read it. Who cares what a vapid, catty, ignorant, unintelligent, disgusting rude dipshit like yourself has to say about anything? Hopefully Jared Shapiro, who you gave absolutely no credit to in your post, is a better writer than you or whomever it is that writes your site. I see fewer spelling and grammar errors in the 3rd grade homework my mother reviews for her class
1) You didn't write the "book" Perez, your ghost Jared did. 2) Enough with the royal we. 3) Has anyone noticed how Perez seems to have given up on pushing Sliimy?
It'll be in the discount bin for a dollar next week. No one wants to buy a book penned by a pig faced twit wearing a white suit. You look like Elton John's driver. Plus we read all your hearsay here, for free.