Chick-Fil-COCAINE?!?!
Filed under: Drugs > Wacky, Tacky & True
It's inventive. Stoopid, but inventive.
A Guatemalan man attempted to hustle in 60.4 grams of coke into America recently by shoving the drugs inside a chicken! Ew!
Customs and Border Protection officers apprehended the man and his cocaine cluckers in Virgina, after the man arrived from El Salvador.
During a close inspection, the officers found the drugs in two, clear plastic bags inside the fully-cooked chickens. The street value was estimated at $4,300!
Idiot.
[Image via Customs and Border Patrol.]
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i want that chicken
didn't you post a similar story about "bloated" chickens before that ended up being chicken w/ drugs in them…. this is so sad and mean!
Not a completely bad idea to throw off the dogs potentially.
But really does this meet the threshold of "celebrity juice not from concentrate".
Eeewww!
damn if this doesn't get past security, than i don't know what does!!
USE COCAINE = BLOOD OF CHILDREN AND INNOCENT VICTIMS ON YOUR HANDS.
Damn!! That really kills it for the race…. I will deny being Guatemalan!
:-P
Was it Pollo Campero?
People will do anything to make a buck these days!!!!! I'm not surprised by this.
*laughs* I do admit, this was a very creative way to get drugs into the country, you can't get more creative than that!! Give the man props for his creativity please, he may be stupid to bring drugs into the country in the first place, but that was a damn funny thing to try!
FUCKING FILTHY WETBACKS ARE RUINING THIS COUNTRY
Go ICE! now stuff this mofo with the same chicken ! ha ha ha
and under the chicken's wing, the cops found Tiger Woods phone number
hahahah…
Re: tallchick –
Actually, this idea is not ingenius because this person was not the first to use it. It's been used on LIVE animals (especially cats and dogs) for years now. It's cruel, and one day they will get theirs too.
Definitely, Pollo Campero!!!!!
Couldn't he have shoved it up his ass, like a normal human being? Did his mother not teach him ANYTHING?
Lolz. KHC. Kentuky High Chicken.
Re: MOMMIE DEAREST – ok stupid who do you think buys the drugs to make them rich…certainly not only wetbacks (as you wanna call them)…stupid bitch…..
the truth is whites,brown,black etc. buy them daily
I love Guatemalan food so delicious
lol hahaha i'm from sterling. grrrreat.
he's not an idiot; he's just creative!
Pollo Camperooo! Tierno, Jugoso y Crujiente!! Siempre tenemos que ser los Salvadoreños… para variar…
(Always the Salvadoreans….)
Not much of an idiot!!
He made it all the way to Virginia. That's a long ways from the border.
Plus…
This world is run on drug Money!!!
Lol - That Guy Really Liked Chicken !
I feel sorry for the chicken. That is animal cruelty! Don't get me wrong… I choke my chicken all the time! Is it me or does that picture of chicken look like Sarah Jessica Parker?
mmmm snorting salmonella is a helluva drug
Thats GROSS.
that is horrible and disgusting
SUCH A WASTE./
Cocaine's a helluva drug.
It's not at ALL creative! Customs officers confiscate ALL the food you have when you enter the country, so even if they didn't find the drugs, the chickens would have been thrown out (and you would NOT have the drugs you were trying to smuggle in). Hiding the drugs in food would be like hiding the gun you used to kill someone INSIDE of the body!
*and it's not like he had a small chicken sandwich or something, the amount of food itself would certainly ring some alarms.
I dont know, but something about that picture makes me wanna hurl…. chicken and cocaine just dont go together. Maybe its cuz cocaine doesnt go together with any food… coke is the anti-food drug. The only thing it goes with is booze and cigs.
I think you are being far, far too hard on Jordon for being drunk and cocaine stuffed.
Wait…..am I on the wrong story?
Was it the crispy or original recipe?
Teeth lickin' good.
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Did you know the majority of bills in smaller dominations 20s or below test positive for trace amount of coke. Not an Urban Legend, Treasury confirmed.
more stuffing pls ….