Tiger Woods Kinky Dreams Revealed
Is this shiz for real?!
Us Weekly is reporting that Tiger Woods sent his mistress Rachel Uchitel an email describing quite the explicit dream about watching her in a threesome — with alleged former lovers Derek Jeter and David Boreanaz!
Uchitel's "friend" reveals the contents of the email.
Tiger wrote to Rachel:
"I had a dream we were married and I was leading the tournament.
I came home, excited to see you, and there you were in the bedroom getting fucked by Derek and David. Some part of me thinks you would like that.
Now I can't get back to sleep. My body is tired, but my mind is awake. Need an Ambien."
Oh, we BET you do, Tiger!
[Image via AP Images.]
Wowza!
THAT BOY IS A FREAK MC-NASTY
Wow this was really interesting when I read it 2 DAYS AGO!
Mario's sister…you need to step it up a notch, or fire whomever you got doing this crappy work for you.
wow! I like!
They let this fool get married but they wont let the gays?.His wife needs to leave bitch you do not need this shit from him get the money and run.
LOL!!! How did this guy think that this stuff wouldn't leak? What a dumbass and a fraud of a husband and a human being. Hope he's ready to pay up!
DISGUSTING!!! He is terrible!
How long untill this scandal goes away? any takers?
OH NO WHAT A SKEEZ.
He used the word "married" to have her hooked on him. A typical cheater term.
I think I would use the term "friends" very loosly in this case. Seems their "freinds" enjoy selling them out. Kind of sad actually.
I thought she was keeping her mouth shut? I bet a dollar Tiger didn't release those emails.
Awww…Tiger so Romantic…. *sigh*
Wow! That's kinda hot Tiger!!! Tell us more Perez!!!
Re: Eri Burkhart –
I'll give it another year or so. You know how we like to drag bs on for years here in America. Well, at least they're finally leaving Kanye alone, LOL!
Re: Eri Burkhart – IT WILL BE HERE FOREVER KNOWING HOW MUCH MARIO LIKES TO BEAT SOMETHING TO DEATH.
I knew that fucker wasnt what everybody made him out to be! All the talent he was given and a family…and he is a sneaky lying cheat! You dont deserve your family you dumbass!
FAKE!
Tiger is disgusting. What the hell is wrong with this guy>
This whole Tiger thing is sooooo old and boring. OMG he cheated with hella girls, he is freaky! So what. Welcome to the real world. Its like every post is about stupid Tiger!
i slept with tiger woods, too!! no ambien needed
if any of this is real…tiger is a freak! dump his ass elin
I need me an ambien with all this shit on El Tigre!
freaky deaky!
For his wife & kid's sake I hope this isn't real. If it is, he is beyond disgusting and desperate.
Who knew Tiger was so foul and disgusting, but really that chick is ugly with her bizarre plastic surgery face, like an fugly dude in drag.
lol perez (oh we BET you do tiger)… i love ya - you always have me laughing at work!
he sounds like a big immature retarded child. How embarrassing. Makes me want to run out and buy a Nike track suit
I really hope his wife leaves him. I'd like to see a woman stand up and say "Nope, I can't be bought. I'm not just going to stay with your sleazy arse so I can buy expensive things." She'd still have plenty of money if she left him and she'd be able to show her daughter that a woman's worth is not who she is married to. Cheaters never stop cheating –
too good to be true — fake
wow hes starting to make me feel funny in my *special place*
Leave David Boreanaz out of that tiger!
Re: kissmyassobama – You know, the people that come across with the perfect life "I don't do any wrong" are the worst of the hypocrites. Here's Tiger and the Truth about Beyonce is coming out for those too blinded by the glitz. I soooo am enjoying the revelation about Obama, slowly but surely; a lesson in patience. Him, I never liked and hated the "messiah" comparisons, because deep down inside, I always knew that he was no good and could only hurt us.
On topic, it was sex and he talked to her for what it was between them.
damn tiger's a freak, who would have thought it.
that's terrible of you to print that
This is ALL hear“` say people!!!!!!!!
Tiger is a Pig.
tiger is a sick freak ……. i hope his wife takes him for all hes worth the pos loser. fuck you tiger and your whorebags too
i'm already having a terrible day. I really didn't need to read THIS. ohhh tiger! X(
Dude is a freak, and maybe bi not many men want another slong in the mix.. hmmmmm, I think there is going to be a lot more to this story.. his poor wife..
BWAHAHAHA
Re: Hum0rMe – I agree with what you are saying, his wife is a fool if she stays with him,, she will be loaded and can do much better.. straight people make a mockery of marriage ever day, yet gays still cant get married that actually want to committ to one person.. tsk tsk
Damn hate to say this, I laughed when I read this. He is bi. That was his next plan with this ho her being fucked not by 1 but 2 famous males!!!!! Lmao. On the other hand this shit he wanted to emulate from PORN obviously rules his mind. Look where its getting him. How humiliating and embarrassing for his family he clearly doesn't deserve. Take all the money u can Elin. You don't deserve this shit. Letterman, all of em worthless 2 faced bastards. Throwing their kisds and wives under the bus to live out porn fantasies. Shit fucks!
smells like horse shit to me
Some guys like sloppy seconds and it's just a fetish they can't control; they are not gay.
Tiger needs to marry a woman who likes to swing. Either that or just be single.
who has Derek Jeter not been with?????
I hope his wife hits him over the head with a golf club again before she divorces him! Who needs to be married to a womanizer like that!
The only thing that keeps me interested in this tale is how each day his astounding stupidity is further revealed. Any guess what his IQ is? High 80's maybe??? And no matter what he pays, these freaky, kinda psycho glimpses into his sexual appetite will come out. It's hysterical, I guess not to wife though. Wonder who's advising her?
If that is true **rolls eyes**and that is what floats his boat then if I read that on his text and I was his wife I would burn rubber up the driveway to see my lawyer and he could suck on my exhaust fumes - then again it might get his fun factory going again.
Give this guy a bowl of Wheeties.
He's gonna need it after chasing all this poon.
HER POON SMELLS GROSS AND SHE IS A LIAR. MEN WILL ALWAYS CHEAT LADIES - LEARN IT, LIVE IT AND KNOW IT SAD BUT TRUE
he seems like the LAST person that would get into a mess like this
WTF???? She kept incriminating e mails because she welcomed this kind of attention. What happened to being discreet when you're fucking another woman's husband?
She's so stupid she doesn't realize she's a cum dumpster. He's lost total face with me. I know people want to separate the athlete from the person—-ehhh sorry pal…You're a failure in the school of life. Pretty soon, you'll fail like Dailey with your own demons and addictions–they will ruin your life, or your dick will fall off. The ego to think this shiz wouldn't play out in public. Man. Your poor family.
He's a classic narcissist in that he fantasizes not about his girl but he's latched onto a girl that's been f'd by another top athlete and he's fantasizing about her having been f'd by them but she's choosing him to get it on because his putters so niiiice. Freaking narc.
If it's being reported in UsWeekly then it MUST be true…
Stuff like this makes me feel as bad for him as I do for his wife. That's really private.
Totally agree. Nike and others turning a blinde eye to this are basically sending out the wrong messasge and infact saying family and family values dont have a standing in our society. Such BS. I won't be buying products from any of them that support unhealthy, disfunctional way of living. Def not a good message to children.Re: Good Charlotte –
I sure hope gettin' sex from this whore was worth losing his family over… Elin du kan gora mycket battre for dig sjalv utan honom.
Tigger needs more than Ambien now………….something like Prozac!
Tiger has NO SEX APPEAL. I would have to be high on Crack, Heroin, Syzurp, Cocaine and Lithium to get him to come near me. I bet he has a 'non-existent' package and no sexual stamina {if you count the FULL three minutes}' YUK YUK YUK! If I was Rachel, I would have been grossed out that he thought of me in that way.
I think Tiger's image has just crashed and burned. I doubt it can be put together again. Tiger, you're a nasty sorta perve.
why would you tell anybody about that?! that is the most fucked up dream i have ever heard of and she's not even his wife so fuck u tiger
Are people seriously thick in this website? Whatever Perez write must be true? Tiger didn’t even cough about this situation yet all he has said is that he let his family down. Obviously that means he had an affair but did he write that he was a serial cheater, drug user or freaky person???? How can we possible know this is the truth? Only Elin Know what Tiger has done? But the people above are so far up their own ass, they can’t even question the sources Perez uses or whether these sources are true. These stories are pure funny; there are people out there that are willing to make up stories. PEOPLE HAVE LIED ABOUT CELEBRITIES SEVERAL TIMES AND TWIST ONE STORY TO MANY. It is such a shame that people take the words of the women and there so called friends (expect for one) as facts. People who telling these stories have money to make, people will make shit up. NOW, Perez if you had any respect for Elin, who would stop posting and giving other people the limelight. Have respect, and let Elin take control of the situation. But someone like you wouldn’t care because you post pictures of celebs kids like it is nothing.I’m going to be honest, these stories so far sound so fake. It is nothing but hearsay.
His wife better run. If Tiger is that freaky he is NOT going to just suddenly change.
Re: poosie – no nike are support his golf not the affair. And why is it you bussiness? people like you dont know golf or or tiger wel. Tiger is like micheal jackson , he has been in the spotlight since he was 3 YERAS OLD! His blood family dont give a shit about him. his mother is a gold digger and a back stabber. the only person that cared for him is his father. now he is dead. when people smile at tiger, they smile with dollar signs on their eyes. and that includes his wife. which is why she was so quick to get her money from tiger. Just like MJ, everyone is using Tiger, even now. Tiger knew his wife never loved him, which is why had these affairs. tiger is not normal, he had no normal 'morals or values' because he hardly had anyone that cared. people only care for his money.
Ok, famous atheletes having affairs is nothing new, but this guy takes it to a whole new level. This guy is sick. He needs to lose everything. His sponsers, his wife, and half of his money. Perhaps Tiger being made an example of would keep some of these cheating athletes zippers up.
Well this will be one Merry Christmas for Tig's wife; NOT. I have to say, had he cheated with just one bitch that might would have been forgivable, but 3 women? Elin should take the kids and flee and leave Tiger to run around with his cock in his hand. If Elin is reading the things this bastid has said to other women…how painful. No one can possibly know for sure if Elin married Tiger for love or money but she sure as hell didn't sign up to be publicly humiliated the way she is being humiliated now. I'm so glad I only buy Adidas.
Ambien my ass, dude needs a castration. And when do all the drug addiction stories break? C'mon Perez, there's an obvious and even bigger story here. He's a drug addict too!!!
LMFAOO. sounds like a typical male to me.
Re: AngelinDisguise – Yea make that a typical male on steroids! Take a look at in touch weekley. Beautiful pics of Tig home life with Elin. Then on next page is that THEN FAT WORTHESS, BEFORE PLASTIC SURGERY/JENNY CRAIG, OBVIOUSLY LOST HER MIND twat, 24 HOUR HO mistress crying for her dead lost husband due to 911. Now ain't that a bitch.
Re: sweetlol – Look its obvious u r some drugged up intern hired to raise "doubt" in the good minds of these people on behalf of Tigs endorsers. Guess what- its not working and if I may add lay off the crack when on the clock. Didn't u ever learn? Whitney herself said "crack is wack" .
thats hot! ha
Gay
she must have fun, what a whore