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What A Mess!

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Jordan stumbled out of London nightclub Movida last night completely orange and completely wasted!

But that's the Jordan we've come to know and love.

She's just a hot mess!

But seriously, don't you have kids to go home and take care of?

[Image via Matrix Photos.]

    Posted: Dec 4, 2009 at 7:00 pm / Email this  »
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    73 comments to “What A Mess!”



    1. 1

      She's not a "hot mess". She's a pathetic piece of shit.



    2. 2

      Want those boots



    3. 3

      Who is she anyway?



    4. 4

      Looks like the camera flash caught her at just the right angle in the last picture…HUGE under-eye bags :O



    5. 5

      shes so gross. she just looks like a complete skank.



    6. 6

      WOWOWOWOWOWOW!
      She is EXTREMELY wasted! I remember those days, fun times!. To me they were years ago, and I'm only 23.



    7. 7

      Can't believe I'm more mature than her now.



    8. 8

      damn she needs to chill with all that damn tanning



    9. 9

      wait!…yeah I can. Her life compared to mine if night and day.



    10. 10

      who the fuck is this nobody?



    11. 11

      She looks like a walking STD. :( AND she has kids to take care of, one of whom is disabled. Sad.

    12. ap076 says – reply to this


      12

      I will defer to your British followers as to whether they want to continue to hear about this mess. This American could care less.



    13. 13

      this girl is definitely suffering inside to put herself through this shit. therapy baby!



    14. 14

      wow she goes pretty hard. what a mess though she has kids and is…old. there is a time and place for partying and tanning that hard…its your 20's.



    15. 15

      lay off the botoX katie - you're looking FREAKY!



    16. 16

      seriously..who the HELL is this bitch??



    17. 17

      Re: Elilan – Believe me, the British dont give a shit either. Were just forced to look at her ugly face on 99.9% of our newspapers and magazines!



    18. 18

      Botox overdose



    19. 19

      Perez why do you write about this girl..no one in America knows who thehell she is nor cares!!!



    20. 20

      I'm sick of the bloody sight of Katie fucking Price! In Britain we can't open a magazine or newspaper without seeing her ugly mug why do you keep writing about her on here? Is she even famous is America? She's an absolute waste of space!



    21. 21

      Madam Lamebert IS THAT YOU????? HAHAHAHAHAHA

    22. 6one9 says – reply to this


      22

      There's 20 other pictures that make her look fine““““` These are just 'bad" shots!!!! Saw them on another site this morning!!!!! GROW UP PRETZEL!!!!



    23. 23

      Is it me or does she look kinda hot all F'd up?



    24. 24

      is it weird lighting or does she have
      a MASSIVE BRUISE-WOUND on her rt leg
      (well, left side of the 1st pic)?? it looks
      like she got beat to shit?????



    25. 25

      This woman has no respect for herself.



    26. 26

      She's pathetic and that you continue to give her press is assinine.

      Don't you have any better material?



    27. 27

      GAww.. great boots



    28. 28

      Re: LottyBetty – No She is not famous here,and most of us dont even know why he is talking about her.



    29. 29

      Maybe I'm out of the loop, but I have NO idea who this mess is, nor do I care. Can anyone explain why she's famous and why Perez decides to waste so much damn space on her?



    30. 30

      Hot? Not. A mess? YES.



    31. 31

      check it y all these ppl give so much hate on ppl that r gettin wasted..i def kno all of u get drunk…its like ppl think there in a different class on this site like u have a life better or sumthin, stop all the hate!!!! perez ur the man! i jus wanted to comment on all the haters bcuz u all get drunk and act like an ass…whatch what u say i bet all of u r hippocrites….cant someone go out nd have a good time n b there self wit-out getn critisized….its life..stop the h8!!!!!!



    32. 32

      No, just a mess.



    33. 33

      Screw Octomom….at least she's not photographed shitfaced and coming out of a bar weekly.

      Where is GLORIA ALLREAD now?? and why isn't she getting this messes kids out of her custody AND visitation, until she learns what is REALLY important??



    34. 34

      All that and a bad weave.



    35. 35

      -
      oh yeah - all liquored up and lookin' fer loooooove
      -
      the more fucked up and trashy this girl gets, the more I want to cornhole her
      -
      note to her kids: better luck next life, now get the hell out of here, I'm gonna pork your mommy
      -



    36. 36

      The father of her kids has got to step in and get those babies away from her! Little ones deserve a parent who is around to care for them. This waste of space may be a baby producer, but she is NOT a mother.

    37. Maryg says – reply to this


      37

      boy, peter must be so glad he left this sad excuse of a human being, and alex, you are one lucky man not marrying this trash. UK at its finest.



    38. 38

      She's not hot, she's an ugly mess.



    39. 39

      Who is this woman.., and why is she famous again…? Is she famous in America too? I'm confused…



    40. 40

      Come on everyone she is just human like the rest of us and she is obviously still hurting from her divorce, I mean who has gotten rotten after a bad break up?? And guys believe it or not but even Mums like to go out now and again….



    41. 41

      Good old Phil to the rescue, I LOVE KATIE PRICE, no matter what she does, BRING ON THR PRICEY x



    42. 42

      she has three kids, one of whom is disabled. fine mother figure she's turned out to be. if this were anyone else they would have had their kids taken off them by now, but because she's loaded the authorities don't touch her.



    43. 43

      I thought she left the jungle to spend time with her CHILDREN!?!? What a hot mess… she's one of those women that always must have a man in her life, but claim she's independent, then loses it as soon as she's single.



    44. 44

      Re: Nelly_In_SJ –
      She gets her tits out. Then she was on I'm a celebrity get me out of here. Then she had a series of reality shows. Now she has perfume, books, kids books(?!?), horsey clothing and loads of other shit with her name on it. I still haven't figured out why she should be famous. People liked her when she was married to Peter Andre then they split up and everyone realised what a twat she is and now hate her. You are soooo lucky you live in America and don't have her rammed down your throat 24/7.



    45. 45

      She's a disgrace! Pete should have custody of the kids.



    46. 46

      No she doesnt. She has nannies to take care of them for her. I hope her ex gets custody of the kids….fuck her, pathetic excuse for a mother



    47. 47

      Re: ap076 – I am in the UK & we are sick of her!



    48. 48

      Omg she has kids to look after and she is getting pissed what a mess!!!



    49. 49

      FUCK she's a dog. i can't think of a more pathetic 'celebrity'. i hope peter andre sees these and takes all of her kids off her. disgusting slut.



    50. 50

      Re: dancetramp – no. she always hot.



    51. 51

      perez this was on daily mail days ago. get with it….yes katie is out of control. she needs help. but she's still gorgeous. one of the most beautiful women i've seen.



    52. 52

      It is beyond me why she is famous… she is not pretty, nor is she talented… and her boobs are not real she has a son with disabilities at home and she is at a nightclub Peter Andre should get the children



    53. 53

      Gawd she`s so gross and plastic. What is it with the media today constantly giving all this press and attention to women like this? It really demeans women and little girls see this stuff, I mean what role models! It`s disgusting, all you get today is sluts and drunks and druggies.



    54. 54

      What a filthy drunken whore. Some should take her kids away. TAKE NOTE GIRLS!!! THIS IS WHAT U LOOK LIKE WHEN U GET DRUNK. U LOOK LIKE AN OUT OF CONTROL MESS. PEOPLE LAUGH AT DRUNKEN WHORES LIKE THIS!

    55. ELL says – reply to this


      55

      PEREZZZZZZZZZ, PLEASE FOR THE SAKE OF US BRITS STOP POSTING ABOUT KATIE PRICE!!!!!!! SHE'S ON THE FRONT PAGE OF THE STAR EVERY BLOODY DAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SLAG!!



    56. 56

      ugh, i'm embarassed to live in the same country as her.



    57. 57

      she looks like a pile of shit right there

    58. ap076 says – reply to this


      58

      Perez if the Brits could care less and the Americans could either care less or are clueless as to the parties involved perhaps you could suspend your Anglophilia and stop posting on these people. That is after all what most of the posters appeal for you to do. Respect the readers.



    59. 59

      Re: Poindexter-X – hell yea i can't believe perez is even wasting time reportin the things the bitch does i live in england n this woman is jus a complete fuckin disgrace despite bein a pretty gd businesswoman but then again sum1 else probs does that for her the only thing she can do herself thats pretty good is ride horses but then again she's had an awful lot of practise ridin things



    60. 60

      WHAT A GOOD MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    61. 61

      …but her makeup is still flawless - no raccoon eyes!



    62. 62

      Re: LottyBetty –
      HAHAHAHAHA…. thanks for the break down! Trust me, we've had our share this year of useless people in the media. But from the sounds of it, we've been spared this one.



    63. 63

      THE FATHER PETER ANDRE HAD THE KIDS, FFS IS SHE NOT ALLOWED A NIGHT OOT, ARE YOU'RE AMERICAN CELEBS PERFECT NAW I DONT THINK SO MUPPETS



    64. 64

      sick of seeing her fake face on every single magazine and newspaper in existence and now i cant even escape her on perez



    65. 65

      Erm.. am I the only one who likes her? She's a very intelligent lady, look at her bank account-that girl ain't stupid. She's also very beautiful, although granted, she would a hell of a lot better without the orange tan.

      & just because she's a mother doesn't mean she isn't entitled to a night out. She's a very good parent and is absolutely dedicated to her kids. To insinuate otherwise is very cruel.



    66. 66

      Gurl needs to get her act together. Start being the role model for her children that she is supposed to be!!!!!



    67. 67

      She's famous cuz she's so TRASHY. Ugggh.



    68. 68

      She is not a hot mess - she is just a mess. Sad.



    69. 69

      It must take her HOURS to spray paint her face on



    70. 70

      i dont even understand how this woman has made a "name" for herself.

      she is just some annoying garbage that i scroll through for some real entertainment.

      I would rather hear about some false rumour of my neighbour than this broad

    71. wazup says – reply to this


      71

      This slut should be part of the jersey shore reality show.



    72. 72

      Hot mess? She's an orange, fugly, piece of shit!!! Nothing hot about her!



    73. 73

      love her! One of my fav's :)