Hugh Hefner Is On Team Tiger
No surprise there. The man has made a living out of being a polygamist!
Tiger Woods might have the world throwing up their middle finger at him, but not Hugh Hefner. No, the eternal Playboy is sticking up for the golf pro and giving the thumbs down to monogamy.
When asked about Tiger's scandal, Hef replied:
"I think the only surprise in it, quite frankly, is that anybody would be surprised. If you're a good-looking guy and young and healthy, the notion that there would be something else going on, well, marriage is just a convenience. It's very nice for raising kids, but the notion that monogamy lasts forever is a wish!"
Spoken like a true pig!
Oh, and as for ever making a special spread consisting of all of Tiger's whores, Hef says, "We're not looking for scandal, but I don't know. We'll see."
Scandal sells, Grandpa. You know it, we know it, and the girls would probably come for damn cheap!
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Of course, he's a pimp himself
Hefner's never been married to more than 1 person at once, Perez. Hate to burst your bubble. Either way though, he's still an ass.
I could not agree more!! Well said, Hef!
He is disgusting the only way he can get a woman is through money….
I hate to admit it but Hef is right. Monogamy is so RARE. Yes it does happen but not a lot…..Cinderella Complex NO MORE. Keep it real now.
Tiger is still a maja ass.
I agree with Hef
I don't know why ppl are so suprised
Yeah he is clean in the court but out of it he is just like any motherfucker with money, looks and power, though i totally disagree with his behavior
fuck them and their "big love" thoughts….. be a man a respect ur woman, be faithful
First of all Hugh Hefner might think that he's a playboy but truth is that he has been exploited like no other man. Every braindead bimbo has used him as a step to get a career and money but he's too stupid to realize that.
Secondly, Tiger IS NOT GOOD LOOKING, in fact, he's the exact opposite of good looking, he's fucking ugly.
If Tiger wanted to spend his life by screwing around then by all means, do it, but don't get married then and don't string someone else along just because you need a family as your social accessoire so that everyone will look at you and say ' see Tiger ? He's got everything'.
Well, Tiger is a fucking selfish pig who humiliated his family in the worst possible way. I don't want to hear any 'he did it to his wife not the kids' rubbish
.BOLLOCKS !!! What you do , you do to the whole family and kids are an integral part of a family.
I don't consider Tiger hideous, but "good looking" I think not. Also who forced him to get married?
I believe in no-strings attached fucking, but i don't believe in cheating.
I don't care…I still love this little dirty old pig…heeee heee.
FUCK YOU HEF!! (but not literally, you dried up old bag!)
the tramps that hang around you only want you for your money anyway
Tiger good looking? If you put glasses on that dude he`d look like Urkel!
Re: DeadlyNightshade – Well said! Well except for the part about Tiger being fkg ugly. IMO, he's not great looking but he's alright. We've definitely seen worse.
people like you are just bitter that you will never know true love. You know you aren't worthy of anyone's love and thus have not attracted anything but the superficial lust of gold-diggers which you pretend to be satisfied with. You're a soul-less asshole!
does anyone care what that fossil has to say? How does he even have sex anymore, I mean, isn't he too old to get erections anymore??
Of course the ONLY 120,000 year old man on Earth who STILL gets more action than most college men is gonna support him.
I disagree, Both sets of my gradparents have been married to eachother for over 50 yrs and they've been completely monogamous, my parents have been married for almost 25 yrs and they've been completely monogamous not to mention my aunts and uncles.
You stay monogamous if you actually love the person.
Hef and his skanky troll ass is at least hoNest (just makes him an honest ancient pig of an antique! ). Hef, frankly speaking don't go tell that to the very wives and their children of whom these married men not only made vows to be faithful but also carried out the sham that they were! Men KNow and fear to be that honest, refusing to be,…they can't be, cause NO WOMAN IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD PUT UP WITH THEIR ASS to begin with . U r a rare but still scuzzy case. So the fact that heavy payouts nor a can of whoop ass not happening IS JUST A PURE WISH.
but it appears u learned your lessons being as forthcoming as u r. CHEERS*
you should look up the definition of "polygamist".
it's about multiple spouses, unless you're talking about zoology. i know his name's Tiger, but it's still not zoology.
Tiger with his goofy big mouth full of teeth (cross eyed looks like he carries bad DNA) kind of guy. That guy got his ass kicked in school and he is NOT good looking. My god he plays goofy golf-DORK.
Hef and his skanky troll ass is at least hoNest (just makes him an honest ancient pig of an antique! ). Hef, frankly speaking don't go tell that to the very wives and their children of whom these married men not only made vows to be faithful but also carried out the sham that they were! Men KNow and fear to be that honest, refusing to be,…they can't be, cause NO WOMAN IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD PUT UP WITH THEIR ASS to begin with . U r a rare but still scuzzy case. So the fact that heavy payouts nor a Re: CandyDanny – can of whoop ass not happening IS JUST A PURE WISH.
but it appears u learned your lessons being as forthcoming as u r. CHEERS*
You know what, Tiger Woods is very average looking.In the real world if he worked as lets say as a salesman, there is no chance in hell he would get the type of women he has gotten. He would probably remain faithfull to a wife because he dosen't have the opportunity to cheat, no one would be throwing themselves at him at all. David Beckham on the other hand if he were a salesman, would still have chicks because he is so hot, famous or not. So to monogamy is a product of opportunity meeting with life situation. If the relationship is going good there is less chance, period. But if the guy is hot, it's less likely because he will be hit on and the temptations are higher.
Re: DeadlyNightshade – I agree with everything you say. Don't get married if you're not willing to stick to your vows. And like I said, monogamy with very possible (even in Hollywood- Paul Newman?) you just have to love the person you marry.
Hef is a loser. Loser ideas and empty life. No one would be around him if not for his $$$. It's amazing how people are pushing such empty concepts and ideas. Monogamy can be beautiful. Things that are worth it take a lot of self respect, patience, compassion and integrity. Being a good person is worth it. You will end of loving yourself as well as your partner.
That'd a boy?????
Re: koe – meant to say IS not with
Second post is TYPO~my apologies. I was trying to agree with that poster.
Isn't i ttime for this old crypt keeper to go change his colostomy bag??
Omg! What's the matter with you people?? Heff is right. 100% right. I dont support Tiger because I think that his wife and kids didn't deserved the humilliation, but c'mon, he is rich, famous, young, of course lots of women would be running after him. What would you do? Say no to all those women?? And his wife isn't a saint either, she married him for his money. So I don't feel sorry for her. She knew what she was getting into when she said yes. She must be happy because now she will earn more money at the prenup.
WOMAN WANTS MONOGAMY;
MAN DELIGHTS IN NOVELTY.
LOVE IS WOMAN'S MOON AND SUN;
MAN HAS OTHER FROMS OF FUN.
WOMAN LIVES BUT IN HER LORD;
COUNT TO TEN, AND MAN IS BORED.
WITH THIS THE GIST AND SUM OF IT,
WHAT EARTHLY GOOD CAN COME OF IT?
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General Review of the Sex Situation by Dorothy Parker
Though a generalization it kind of sums up the sexes views on monogamy.
i find it ironic that as a gay man who's been victim to societal pressures of what's the norm, you would be so protective about the restrictive societal concept of marriage and commitment. it's hypocrisy at its best. and as for all the outraged comments, it seems to come from VERY young people or people obviously bitter over a "cheating" partner.
Spare us your asinine opinions, old fart. Wrinkled up goats like you should be talking about your falling arches, liver spots and great-great grandchildren - not some young whippersnapper's sex life.
PEREZ YOU ARE STILL AN IGNORANT JEALOUS LOSER
Re: Canadiana* –
mornin royal hottnezz♥♥
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
I ztill luv hef ///2////coz after all
grlz…..if the CHEAPAZZ ZLUT…
wazn't willing 2/play BALLZ/W/TIGERBOY…
then who would he cheat with…..men?>?
letz remember 1 thing here…men have COCKZ….THEY
EFFEN CHEAT…WHOREZ W/B WHOREZ☻
People get bored… it's only normal…. lol.
Re: cafehead1 – I am not too young and I have never had a cheating partner. If you want to cheat, don't be married. Commitment= honor and integrity and truth. Most people have a problem with that. Not because of bitterness or being young, because I love myself and respect myself. Standing by your word or commitment is honorable. Don't be married if you want lots of sex with lots of partners. I am fine with that. Don't commit! Be wild!
get a fuckin life Perez…… if you had the cash he has you'd be sucking every dick in Hollywood……
Hugh Hefner is a historical Icon, something you WILL never ever be. you are a blip and a blemish on the face of entertainment. Calling him a pig for just speaking the truth is stupid. Divorce rates over 50% and men do cheat all the time. It's a fact of life, monogamy is an invention of religion. Being a gay man and being judged all the time by others certainly has not opened your little mind.
Re: SheriMoonFireFly – Hiyya hun
yer cuzins were fun yezterday zweetie…heee heee W☼☼ H☼☼ !!!
Who cares what that horny old man has to say. He only gets laid because those desperate sluts want to be in his magazine. Without Playboy, he would be an ordinary tata in a robe and slippers trying to find the energy to play with himself. Same thing with ugly ass Tiger Woods. He looks like a 12 year old. Without fame, nobody would want his scrawny ass. He just lip and bones.
Re: grrfiddle7 – and….Hef never really gets the woman! They have sex with him and live in his house but every single one of those girls can't wait to cash out and leave that old gross bag of bones. I knew a lot of the girls that lived at the mansion. None of them "loved" Hef. Sad ol' sack. They were all grossed out by him and his old friends hanging at the mansion trying to hold on to their youth!! Hef, the joke has always been on you! You too Perez! Lonely inside.
Ahhh, yes, Hef is an expert. Or as Sherri Shephard said on yesterday's The View, another man who thinks with the little head instead of the big one!
Hugh Hefner may OWN the Playboy Way of Life, but he just strikes me as a big baby who refuses to grow up.
Re: Naomid – hahaha love this post! So true
As if that homely old fuck would have any blonde bimbo's hanging on him without money! Who cares what the old bastard thinks anyway!
of course he's on tiger's side…. he's a pimp himself
Hef is as queer as a 3 dolla bill!!!! Just because he owns the playboy mansion doesn't mean that this guy hasn't been closeted his whole life! He's from an ancient area (BEFORE THE BEAVER CLEAVER DAYS, which is scary!!!!) where you kept your mouth ZIPPED on your sexuality. If you were gay, you NEVER told, and in their older years, YOU STILL NEVER TELL! Who here has never thought that Hef had 1.) gay face and 2.) is very effeminate. Owning the playboy mansion, craving POWER AND RESPECT, throw in a little mysogyny towards women (which for various reasons isn't uncommon with gay men, look at Perez. Gay men usually have a love/hate thing going on with womenall this equals: inability to commit, and his ability to never get "too attached" to one lady! He can still enjoy sex with women which would make him bi, but my bet is he's always leaned towards men ROMANTICALLY. Our family has a friend who is 75 and just left his wife of 50 years for a man but is not open about it, and def not OUT. Interesting because he looks just like Hef!
Re: xyz123$ – 40 Exactly.
the way I feel about it…fine not to be Monogamous but be honest about it…it's the lying and also if it's fine for Tiger then Tiger should feel it's fine for his wife. it's the double standards and lies that I call bullshit on. Is Hef cool with his ladies hooking up with other decrepit or otherwise men? if I recall from the old shows of his..the girls were on a short leash in that regard. Also…as a matter of respect you should not expose your partner and mother of your children to STD's from skanks. That's just basic shit right there. So be adult about it.
Re: SheriMoonFireFly – 38 Hi Moon! Your words have truth as well! But, keeping it real and for the family here! It's all about respect.
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See ya! ox SP
I have to agree with him. . . Monogomy is a choice and a promise. Not natural!
Coming from the big mouth of a man that has had to "PAY" for sex for years upon years! He thinks he's cool but he just buys it! He's still fugly. He's so disgusting that this is the ONLY way he could ever get any! I will say though, WHY get married if you can't stay monogamous? Don't bother if you can't!
On another matter, for "regular" people (more so a lot of guys) that believe monogamy is a choice, that means you are "polyamorous" and should tell your mate or future marriage partner that you believe in this lifestyle. More people need to start coming clean and quit getting into marriages with a partner that believe in monogamy, you selfish fucktards.
Re: ohperezluvyou –
LOL at your fossil comment! That owned.
Ughh this douche needs to STFU already…he needs to die already.
"that'd a boy" - that would a boy?!?!?
WTF?
Re: JackWad – agreed and that's my point too. be honest and don't have double standards. and especially if you are going to bring kids into the world, figure out what "lifestyle" you want and if kids really do figure into this in a healthy way. Personally…and I am not a germaphobe but when I think about all the STD's people need to have respect for others health and have these conversations and make a plan to be safe.
That'd a boy? What does that mean? It's that a boy. How about hiring someone with some education instead of your unemployed, grammar challenged sister?
I hate to say this, but I actually agree with Hef!
Have fun in Hell IDIOT!
Well then, let's turn that around- the women are there for your money, Hef, not for the loyalty. The 'Girls' proved that. Being with Hef's personality (even his money) wears thin after a while.
So true! Are you wondering why you find it so hard to keep monogamy in your relationship? Well, it's not your fault. Your genes don't have it encoded. Or have you seen monogamous apes?
Monogamy is so rare in the animal world that only 3-5 % of the mammals are known to form lifelong pair bonds, like beavers, otters, jackals, foxes, some bats and a few dwarf deer and antelopes.
In fact, strict monogamy is almost inexistent, as creatures that do pair for life, occasionally have flings on the side and some, like the wolf, do not mourn too much a death or a no longer sexually performing partner.
Staying faithful is extremely hard for animals, as the males are programmed to spread their genes and females to get the best genes from the best males for their young.
Come on! We all know monogamy is a just a function of capitalism!
You Know everyone upset should read ethical slut there are many successful relationships involving one or more people. The bad thing here is that he lied about it. He didn't have big enough balls to say this is me, can you live with that. He didn't have enough respect for his wife to give her the option to do the same. This is the tragedy.
marriage should just be made illegal for everyone. Before Hollywood was invented, Marriage was strictly a business deal so to speak. People married to join lands. Or to strangthen family wealth. It was never about love..but survival.
Then Hollywood comes along and all the sudden marriage is all about love. How on earth are the majority of people going to find someone they love enough to spend their whole lifes with? There are over six billion people on this planet…most people do not leave the general area they are born in. You tell me the Odds? Yes it is possible….just like winning the lottery…but come on!
Marriage puts an unneccesary burden on people. When the marriage fails, people feel like failures and become bitter and hostile…which usually ends up hurting innocent children. If only we could all accept that we can have temporary loves in our lifes…and move on and be civil once that love no longer works. No need to invole the ancient outdated concept of marriage.
Wow.. you're slow. I heard this yesterday on the radio.. I live in a third world developing country. Perez.. you're slower than a third world country!
Um, I think you mean "atta boy", Perez.
Wonder what OLD Hef would think of his twin whores cheating on him?? Bet that wouldn't be so hard to forgive,,, ha HEF??
I understand what Mr. Hefner is saying, as I don't believe in the happily ever after notion. However, cheating is wrong. It's an unacceptable behavior. If you're unhappy in your relationship either fix it through therapy or end the relationship.
what an old shitstain
Grandpa's off his meds again, groping the nurses and such-not.
My Perezcious's wonderful book is nosediving off a cliff at Amazon, currently # 347. Oh please, people, won't you take immediate action and buy the Perezcious's book? That way, the Perezcious will be ENCOURAGED to write another book revealing ALL the juicy details of Tiger's peccadiloes and infidelities in 6 months or so.
Marriage is not for everyone, Monogamy is not for everyone, but there are alternatives to cheating. Theres all types of counseling and things to experiment with if you're willing to put in the work. It all comes down to what kind of person you are and how much self-control you have. You don't have to cheat behind your partner's back if you are truly committed to them.
Mr. Hugh Hefner is a PIMP biatchhh
Swingers parties are making a come back
he's right. everyone gets married hoping for the best, but in reality, being faithful is NOT the "norm" anymore. no, it's not right, but at the same time, who's surprised? you're disillusioned about life if you think there is zero possibility your spouse is going to cheat on you. and tiger woods is FAR from handsome. he reminds me of all those goofy ass dudes in school who never got looked at, but grow up to have money and think they're god's gift all of a sudden.
people like him only get chicks from money but never LOVE.
If people knew tiger, then they would know that he is not 'normal'. he was in the spotlight since three years old. his own mother is a gold digger and back stabber for god sake. only his dad cared for him. even his wife didnt care. come on, if these rumours about these women are true, how can his wife not notice he was seeing two people for two years (if it is true)? she stayed and is using him for money, like these other women including his mother. I feel sorry for him (Tiger).
Ok, I admit it. I had an affair with Tiger Woods. That makes me, what, #9? Also, he fucked my cat when I went to the bathroom, that makes it at least 9 and 1/2, no? I heard he did it with the the mail person — man or woman — whoever showed up — UPS, Fed-Ex, or just plain USPS. He's not picky — unless you count his picking out the crabs between the legs of new encounters. He's insatiable, I tell you. . . .
This dude is still alive. His nose looks like a witch.
Hugh Hefner is a vile disgusting sack of skin, the dude makes me itchy! BLECK
Hef is a nice guy….BUT i wonder if he was upset when kendra admitted she was never faithful and holly was hooking up with criss angel??
ladies is pimps, too hef:)
Re: lunadelux – truth is even when you are married there is the desire for other people at some point. but you should be honest and faithful, otherwise get out of the marriage. sad thing is, things in life don't happen like a fairtytale. not in this planet they don't
Oh, I forgot to mention that we had lots of Dristan sex. Nasal spray gives both the "haze" that Ambien produces PLUS a fine mist that lubricates in all the right places.
As for Hugh Hefner, I hear he likes Geritol sex.
Some people ARE monogamous and some aren't. But you know which category you fall into. Don't get married if you're not monogamous, unless you are marrying another swinger and honest about it. Don't stand up in front of your family and friends and take vows that are a lie. If you're not satisfied having sex with your partner, have the balls to end your relationship and move on with your life. It's called being an adult.
Here's hoping Elin evens the score. And if she stays, she's a whore.
Don't get fucking married if you feel you can't be faithful! If you wanna run around while single, that's fine, but to string someone along just because you are selfish and want someone home for "convienence" is BULLSHIT.
"That'd a boy"?! Really?! Perez, you need to hire people who can catch these errors, rather than making you look like a complete moron!!! As for Hef… Would you expect any less from him?! Disgusting!!!
If you're gonna praise Hugh for being Pro cheating I sure as hell hope none of you are in serious relationships
Monogamy is one thing, having an open relationship is another…down right cheating is for losers. If he wasn't happy with his wife he should have just divorced her. BUT because he's weak and doesn't really care about anyone else he f-ed himself and I have no pity.
It's time for this disgusting old hag to kick the can.
Senile old fart!!!!!
I would edit this stupid site for free. All Perez has to do is pass me the articles and I will fix them and post them - no charge. Sick of malapropisms ("that'd a boy," "kitten gloves," etc.)
Hef, aka Freddy Krueger is totally wrong. It has nothing to do with being young & goodlooking. It has to do with MONEY. Tiger is NOT good looking, but he is rich. Hef is one ugly, decrepit looking geezer with a ton of money. They get skanky, young, mostly fake women to feed their egos. Those women are willing to prostitute themselves to be with a rich, famous guy. The women are pigs, but the married guys ARE the home wreckers.
Re: cafehead1 – I am also not very young, and have never had a cheating partner. Obviously lusting after others is completely natural, and monogamy IS a choice you make out of the love and respect you feel for your partner. Mature love is not easily achieved, and certainly most people feel lustful temptations in most relationships. I don't believe marriage is just for having children, though I do think it's best for kids. I know happy, childless couples, that have been married for up to fifty years!! There is nothing wrong with couples who OPENLY see other people, but that is not what everyone wants. There is a huge practical reason for monogamy, too, and that is to not be catching and spreading diseases.
tiger should help him bang all them playboy bunnies. hmm golfin and bangin. that 's the idea. so hot
please- this man is fucking 90 years old and has been unable to sustain a healthy relationship for more than a couple of years . . . anyone who takes relationship advice from this emotionally and mentally stunted idiot is a FOOL!!!
even the women on the girls next door have spoken out about how little they were actually around him and how they were completely unsatisfied sexually, and yet he still paid all of them $1000 a week just to occasionally see them. hes a LOSER.