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Brangelina Sculpture To "Inspire" Future Homeowners

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Creepy!

Artist Daniel Edwards has created a life-size casting of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie in a lovers' embrace entitled "Brangelina" to be placed in a home of the same name in the Oklahoma City Metro area!

The statue is even embedded with glass from wine glasses that supposedly Brad and Angie drank out of while celebrating their anniversary. Publicist Cory Allen explains:

"The 'Brangelina' sculpture is destined to exist forever, the way Brad and Angie's relationship will persist in peoples' memories. Theirs is the Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton romance of our time."

The statue is installed in the ceiling of the bedroom in the $500,000 home to inspire the inhabitants' "sexual healing."

LOLs!

"The Brangelina" will be on display beginning next week on December 16th. The future owners of the home must promise to accommodate Brange while their in town visiting Brad's grandmother! Xvala, the artist who came up with the idea for the house inspired by Brad and Angie, says:

"I believe every home in America should become an 'honorary home' to our Superstars, in order to connect celebrities and regular people in spirit."

WTF? We highly doubt Brad and Angie would take up the offer of whatever whack jobs decide to move in!

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77 comments to “Brangelina Sculpture To "Inspire" Future Homeowners”



  1. 1

    Ew.



  2. 2

    I'm embarrassed…I live in OK and I think he's delusional - WTH is he expecting with this?!?!



  3. 3

    Someone is a lil late on news reporting.



  4. 4

    a whole lot of are you freaking kidding me… seriously??? uhh no

  5. jaims says – reply to this


    5

    this doesn't look a thing like Angelina



  6. 6

    want one in my front yard but without Angelina



  7. 7

    eeew that's a butt ugly sculpture, or McSculpture.



  8. 8

    that scares me. what the fuck is wrong with america these days?



  9. 9

    Her boobs were courtesy of Dr. 90210.



  10. 10

    I don't think brad is that ripped, and where are Angelina's nipps? lol



  11. 11

    SOme crazy arab or hindu with too much money will but it



  12. 12

    Crazy! The guy need some serious help!

    Btw the women in the scuplture doesn't look like Angelina!



  13. 13

    Those tits look like implants …



  14. 14

    That sculpture doesn't look anything like Angelina!



  15. 15

    Xvala sounds like a total ass!



  16. 16

    LOL



  17. 17

    Dont you mean to inspire future HOMEWRECKERS ?!



  18. 18

    That looks nothing like Angelina or Brad. And why would Brad's hands be in such a stupid folded position? It's an awful statue.



  19. 19

    I love that quote from Allen: "The 'Brangelina' sculpture is destined to exist forever, the way Brad and Angie's relationship will persist in peoples' memories." I think he is absolutely right and this is also a lasting testament of the society we live in now. This sculpture gives them physical immortality. It is beautiful.



  20. 20

    The creepiest part of the whole thing is that it looks NOTHING like either one of them!



  21. 21

    that is fucking creepy.



  22. 22

    Why are these two idiots constantly celebrated like they are the Royalty of all existence? What good movies have they ever done? Seriously, I can`t think of one classic movie they ever did. It`s either B grade video game movies or poser-shooting movies. They pose and shoot people, pose, shoot, pose, shoot, rinse, repeat. Posing and people get killed, 90% of their movies are just that.



  23. 23

    i so LOLed at this.



  24. 24

    Re: SIRgabzalot – wow… seek help.. your just as insane as the people behind this



  25. 25

    wtf is with the bird?



  26. 26

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    Hmmm. Needs more knives.
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  27. 27

    it's probably a fertility sculpture.



  28. 28

    This is gross to look at.



  29. 29

    inspire what?? she's a homewrecker!!!! eff that!! besides, it doesn't look like either one, and those breasts look very strange for some reason. Statues and other art should look better than the real thing, not worse!



  30. 30

    this looks nothing like them — and what's up with that fucking bird?



  31. 31

    That's disturbing. Angelina (& Brad I suppose) has done good deeds, but they're not Mother Theresa or anything.



  32. 32

    What a joke. The Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton of our time? They aren't even close. Neither Elizabeth Taylor or Richard Burton (trained Shakespearean Welsh actor) ever made a crappy movie like these two.



  33. 33

    If I'm not mistaken there is a difference between "their" and "they're", as in "…accommodate Brange while [THEY'RE] in town visiting Brad's grandmother!" instead of "…accommodate Brange while THEIR in town visiting Brad's grandmother!"

    As for the sculpture, 'ew' is the only thing to say about that.



  34. 34

    He is in a living hell with her…..he has aged 25 years in 5 year! He made is choice to give it all up to live her frantic lifestyle….i wonder when their anniversary is? they are not even married …i think she said it was when they met on the set (while he was married).



  35. 35

    I think THAT BIRD is the "source" of all Brangaloonie gossip! BUSTED little blabber bird!!!!



  36. 36

    it's THEY'RE not THEIR.

    They're is a contraction of they are.
    Their is a form of the possessive case of they used as an attributive adjective, before a noun.

    You write for a living. Please pay attention to English grammar. Your laziness is bad for us all.



  37. 37

    This artist sucks, the sculpture is horrific.



  38. 38

    Every home in America should become an 'honorary home' to our Superstars? What the fuck kind of bullshit is that? We give them everything, including millions of dollars. THEY should open their hardly-used mansions to US!



  39. 39

    Celebrities is Americas new religion. What a weird society we live in today. Worshiping people who pretend to be somebody else for a living. Sad (not that I don't enjoy the soap opera of celebrities' lives, hehe).



  40. 40

    This sculpture is freaking terrible? It's not proportional, Looks nothing like either celebrity, why the hell is there a bird, and it's not even a logical embrace. WTF?!



  41. 41

    Umm… Ew



  42. 42

    I LOVE THEM BUT EVEN I THINK ITS A BIT TOO MUCH.



  43. 43

    LOL this sculpture may not look like Angelina but it is far from bad. Most of you people don't know jack shit about sculpting. Now I don't think that it's amazing, (The message behind the art is what kills it) but it's a fucking fine piece of rock and you'd all be lucky to be blessed with such technical talent.

    The guy is a quack, but he could put his skill to better use.



  44. 44

    You might be able to put a bird bath in her twat and put it out in the back yard.



  45. 45

    Wow, Mario. Can't you find someone who knows how to spell to write your articles. Or, in the words of your ghost writer "you're articles".



  46. 46

    WHY DO PPL ACT LIKE THEY ARE ROYALTY? I DONT GET IT!



  47. 47

    Most Interesting - His arms are not around her. They're CROSSED behind her back. Is the artist jealous of Angie & covet Brad? And Cajun is right - for the 1st time EVER Brad Pitt is looking his age if not OLDER.



  48. 48

    Only in America !!!



  49. 49

    Hands are difficult to sculpt and draw - that's why most of the hands are hidden.
    The statue of Brad needs his hot GOATEE!



  50. 50

    Omg how beautiful. I want one!



  51. 51

    The statue doesn't make sense. The "Angelina" part is OK, but the "Brad" part is standing there with his arms crossed and looking pissed. So how would that make people feel sexy??? Horrible…Is this the same artist that had Britney giving birth????



  52. 52

    How tasteful

  53. kis95 says – reply to this


    53

    Bwahahahahahaha!!!

  54. kis95 says – reply to this


    54

    Does he have his arms crossed, or is one of hers backwards? This is like looking at a bad photoshop job of two assholes.



  55. 55

    wow how creepy! *wonders how quickly Jen Anniston will become an arsonist in that neighborhood*



  56. 56

    wow. it really looks like them.



  57. 57

    Shame it doesn't actually look like them



  58. 58

    This house is right down the street from me and also has the statue right when you walk in the front door of Angelina breast feeding the twins. Each room has the names of all of the kids painted on the sheetrock beneath the paint. Pretty house but just glad this builder didn't build our house!!



  59. 59

    Bad taste in the extreme!



  60. 60

    Re: Myzaree – Yeah! That part really pisses me off! Like should we build temples for them too and get on our knees and kiss the ground at their feet? They're just people like us with more money! They're not gods!



  61. 61

    beyond dumb…



  62. 62

    I really like the sculpture. It is very different and beautiful. You people obviously don't understand what real art is and the meaning behinds it. Brangelina do a lot for children, charities, and I think it is commendable. I really like the statement that Anniston may become an arsonist in the neighborhood or at least a demolitionist. I am honored to have it in the state of Oklahoma.



  63. 63

    When I first read the caption. I thought it said "Future Homewrecker". Not "Future Homeowner".

  64. ap076 says – reply to this


    64

    I hope the mother ship comes and picks up the "artist" and publicist for this mess and returns them and the "sculpture" to the home world.



  65. 65

    that is so stupid



  66. 66

    OMFG!



  67. 67

    Who needs this kind of shit?



  68. 68

    thta bird on the shoulder is a lovley touch…. um not creepy!!!



  69. 69

    Very kitsch. I wonder what Jeff Koons thinks of this one.



  70. 70

    Brad & Angelina are beautiful couple and the best looking one in the world. They are great parents and actors. No wonder people make dolls of Angelina and she sells whatever she wears. They command attention and we adore them. Nice piece of art work done here.



  71. 71

    I bet Manisotn wishes she is Angie that is why Mansiton can't get over Angie and & brad after 6 years of being dumped and 6 children later. LOL

  72. @v@ says – reply to this


    72

    It's pop culture art. I couldn't make a statue like this. Nice lines, regardless of the subject matter.



  73. 73

    It makes you wonder what happened to society when people start worshiping celebreties like they are some kind of supreme being. Especially when said celebrities started their relationship by hurting someone else in the process. Calling this the perfect relationship is just proof of how damaged our society is. A great love that was based on adultery, how inspiring that is! Wow.



  74. 74

    Brad and Angie can stay but do we have to put up their six brats too?



  75. 75

    ….just clarifying.



  76. 76

    Brad and Ange romance will NEVER be in the same class as Liz and Richards!



  77. 77

    That's creepy.