Holy Fatman! Val Kilmer Still Heavy!

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This is a far cry from the days when he could play Jim Morrison!

Val Kilmer was at the opening night of Race at the Ethel Barrymore theater on Broadway last night still looking pretty chubs!

Well he's been fuller-figured for a while now so we think this is probably a permanent thing.

But what's with that hat?!

[Image via Joseph Marzullo / WENN.]

Posted: Dec 7, 2009 at 3:30 pm / Email this »

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37 comments to “Holy Fatman! Val Kilmer Still Heavy!”

buffymybasset says – reply to this

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Pot calling the Kettle Black… Looked in the mirror lately Mario?
KEEFER says – reply to this

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1ST
Eri Burkhart says – reply to this

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eewwwww
La Garse says – reply to this

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He used to be so hot.
JigSaw says – reply to this

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careful, he's gonna smack you in the face and knock out your other eye
maggiemutt says – reply to this

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Hasidic Jew perhaps….and is that his "wangy" he's playing with?
barb says – reply to this

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OK fat man , what about you!!!!
maggiemutt says – reply to this

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Hasidic Jew?? And is that his "wangy" he's playing with?
Canadiana* says – reply to this

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Working part time as an Amish horse and buggy driver??
Benf says – reply to this

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jm morrison used to be fit but then at the end of his career, he was quite fat himself. so your comparison is a bit crap. i agree with you though, the hat's ugly
cookiepuss71 says – reply to this

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Heavy or not, he still looks a lot better than you, fucker!
mouthee2 says – reply to this

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DONT HATE ON THE BIG GUYS PEREZ, YOU TO WERE ONE. SHAME ON YOU!!
MrSushi says – reply to this

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look whos talking fatty
magnet says – reply to this

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The hat hides the bald spot. You will soon need one too, so don't be so judgmental
MaxP85 says – reply to this

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Well, just like you Mario… Fat Forever…
opalasattic says – reply to this

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Another case of body "building" with the booze! This schmuck's gotta real HARDCORE luv for the tipple, and judging from this snap he ain't got long to go.
prettytotebag says – reply to this

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his hands are still skinny…
preTTykaTie says – reply to this

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hes wearing that hat so i can take it off his head to catch my vomit…chill on the jelly donuts val!,you bill ray look-a-like you!
Nonbreeder says – reply to this

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IF HE GAINED about 40 more pounds he could look like Perez.
SS_Savannah says – reply to this

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such a shame…he was HOT in Top Gun
Glittercat says – reply to this

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OMMFG…..and he was Batman once???????
jones19 says – reply to this

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Le sigh…he used to be so hot
zephyr16 says – reply to this

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I think he's great. He still has more charisma and sex appeal than you could ever hope for Perez.
ap076 says – reply to this

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Can anyone confirm this, DID I ONCE SEE VAL ON TV READING THE BIBLE ON A RELIGIOUS CHANNEL? Does anybody know anything about this?
ap076 says – reply to this

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Perez you missed an obvious (and not terribly funny, but that never stopped you) Fatman joke here.
celebritywannabe says – reply to this

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Man I wish he would lose it.. He is so attractive thins…
team-aniston says – reply to this

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omg omg
PreyToYou says – reply to this

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Re: ap076 – I don't know if this is what you are talking about, but he appeared in a musical version (yes, you read that right!) of the Ten Commandments. With the lovely inyourfaceallthedamntime Adam Lambert. It went straight to DVD.
Yes, weird choices made by Mr. Kilmer indeed.
Oh and Perez? Stop with the fat campaign. You were fat once. You like rubbing it in now? You're like an ex-smoker who is holier than thou that points out how nasty smoking is. Oh. Wait. You do that too.
But yeah, you play that game with all the "fat" comments.
Karma gonna be a big old bitch one day when you can't stop stuffing jelly donuts in your mouth.
Cuteness says – reply to this

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He's still mega hot.
theodoros says – reply to this

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U r the one to talk Perez
rocrmom94 says – reply to this

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He looks like an Amish dude…..lol
highcottonquinn says – reply to this

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Welcome to the aging process. Aren't you looking forward to your turn? Because everyone gets to do it. Besides Val had the best lines in "Tombstone" and I'll always love him for that.
ap076 says – reply to this

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Re: PreyToYou – I know the project of which you are speaking, not quite what I remember. Thank You Happy Holidays
pghamy says – reply to this

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Maybe he's planning to play Sam Kinison in a movie or something. He's looking a lot like him.
PatKat9000 says – reply to this

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Whatever happened to him? He was so beautiful 15 years ago!
angrysheman says – reply to this

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Why on earth would you assume that it is a permanent thing? You should know that nothing is permanent Perez.
jbabi16 says – reply to this

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holy fat ass

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