If You're In Los Angeles This Weekend…

We are having a signing for our new book this Saturday!
Come! Meet Perez! Get the book signed and your picture taken!
Plus, get some fun shopping done too!
The signing will take place at the celebs' favorite hot spot, the Kitson boutique in Beverly Hills.
The first 50 People who buy the book from Kitson on Saturday will win a $50 Kitson Tote! Get there early, store opens at 9:00 am.
Meet Perez!
Get a picture with the Queen of All Media!
Signing copies of his new book, True Bloggywood Stories
Saturday, December 12th
2 PM
Kitson
115 S. Robertson Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA 90048
Hope to see U there!!!!
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I'd kick you in the face at the signing
If you're in Los Angeles this weekend, avoid this event at all costs
AHHH
your book must be reeeeeal good if you have to shill it outside a shit clothing shop. i hope someone bashes your fucking head in with a brick.
Desperate eh? Falling fast at Amazon - currently # 521. Who would buy this profane book - a monument to hatred and misogyny?
and i hope someone kicks your sister right in the fucking twat. what a fat slob. no wonder your father left you too…. a big fat whale for a daughter and a pedophile for a sissy-ass son. he made the best decision of his LIFE when he left your asses in the dust.
That last guy didn't punch you hard enough. Lets hope someone at the "book" signing gets it right.
MARIO IS A BIG FAT PEDOPHILE. hope the cops are watching him closely.
i live in Los Angeles, and no one even fucking shops at that store. way to stay in touch with the times, you limp-wristed, cum-drainer.
i would go if i didnt live SOOO far away!! I love you Perez
My Perezcious is ecstatic to report that each of the 50 totes will be filled with unused tickets in pristine condition left over from the Perezcious Presents tour which he recently promoted.
Wow Perez it seems like your very very very important to all these people, look at how many people take their time to trash talk you ajaja It's amazing! Seriously people a word of advice if you hate Perez or Mario whatever you want to call him quit visiting his page and go somewhere else for your daily dose of celebrity news. Get a life and quit obsessing over Perez Hilton!!!!!! Especially you "marios_sister_puss_bucket"! You know all his "life story" is that how interested you are on him! ajajaja GO PEREZ!!!!!!!
Lmao, I hope someone pulls a Leona Lewis and beats your ass with your own book
!!!!!! You're getting desperate and it's sooooo entertaining because you bash every other successful person and the only successful thing you can do is make this site, which is also beginning to fail because you're so far up GaGa's ass, and sucking cock!
Here's hoping someone shows up with a bucket of pig shit that's been sitting out in the hot sun all day and dumps it over your ugly fucking head and then kicks the living shit out of your sorry ass.
Dumb move perez—infringing on the territory of the very people you piss off–that is if anyone even shops at Kitson anymore. Yep, you're bound to get an ass whoopin' or a the least maybe some rotten eggs flung your way. Can't wait !!
haha as expected, got to giveaway something to get pple to go
Someone needs to slap this bitch around. ..I'm sure people would only show up for the free shit anyways.
Perez, these haters are disgusting. But you already know that. Love you!
I don't get back to CA til Jan 10
Hopefully you do another signing after Christmas, like maybe for the people who get it as gifts over the holidays?
SO excited to see your wifey in concert soon! LOVE Gaga.
I'll be there. I live close the the store !
I think i just vomited a little in my mouth.
if i was to see your ugly specimen of a face in person, i fear i would projectile vomit… WHHYYYY MARIOOO WHYYY!?!?!?!??!!??!!
Oh Perez, take no notice of these haters, your amazing:)
Way to self-promote, douchebag. Like I'd pay money for your ghost-written book & to see your flappy, hairy arms.
Kitson is for fashionless Hollywood trash that spend money on overpriced crap.
Re: marios_sister_puss_bucket – I live halfway around the world and I knew that. Mario is so sad.
i hope someone throws a book at your face
Dear Perez, hope you will sign mine, as i will have it only on 8th of january (I am living in Paris) and I will send it to you for signing. You become a star in France, so can't miss the oportunity to have your book signed. Sorry for my English. De Paris avec l'amour!!!
I wouldn't go near there,if I lived next door!
I hope Bruce Willis stops by and signs your huge forehead with his fist.
Hahahaha! What a fucking joke! Most people wouldn't wipe their ass with this shitty book!
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Re: Fucktard – as much as I hate perez, I have to say, this post I am replying to could actually get this guy arrested for trying to incite violence against someone and it would be a hate crime…a felony.
Treading on thin ice…nothing is anon on the internet.
Re: Honk if You Hate Perez – HONK….HONK..BEEP…BEEP..HONK..HONK..TOOT…TOOT.
The comments… Wow…. Very low. What did Perez did to YOU guys and girls exactly? If the celebs Perez wrote about were so offended they would come here and write their opinion. They don't because they don't care. You all lunatics subscribe here just to say shit to Perez. It's really pathetic.
come to canadaaa perez!!!!!
ONLY desperate people would show up to meet this douche! I can't wait for Perez aka douche to blog about ALLLL the celebs that show up to his sissy book signing, what a fukin joke. Just goes to show, any idiot can write a book,,,,aka copy & paste shyt!
Re: daisy.dukes – you are not your… idiot.
LMFAO at all the comments on this topic! Re: Fucktard – Hilarious!!! love ur user name, fucktard..lol
So you've resorted to giving things away to sell your book? HAHAHAHAHA
Re: daisy.dukes – It's "amazeballs"!
Something weird (or perhaps it's salvation!)…….went to my local Borders bookstore yesterday and not one single copy of Perezhead's book was in stock! No, it hadn't sold out…….the management decided it wouldn't sell well and just didn't order it! BTW…….Sarah Palin's book was all over the place! I left Borders with a new sense of hope. Perez……who do you think you are, Danny Sugarman? NOT!
Re: Canadiana* – LOLZ!!! xD
Wow, smart move. I'm impressed. If I was going to be in town I'd actually go for the free tote. Granted I'd leave once I got the free tote, but it'd still get me there.
I WISH I was going to LA this weekend!! Never been….obviously this would be the BEST weekend to go too
Love you Perez!!!!! xo
Aw.
I want to go.
Hey, Perez, you think you might ever come to Connecticut? It'd be so cool.
Re: Vexation –
I AGREE with you completely!! I think it is so PATHETIC…..I mean really…do you people have nothing better to do with your time than to criticize the ever so FAB Perez?!!! Jealous that's all it is….
Wow smells like the stench of desperation
Re: SweetSunshine613 – if you send him an appearence fee he wil come. if you pay enough he will dance like a monkey
Re: perezhasanalleakage – Pumpkinhead visited Canada back in June. He danced like a monkey and squealed like a pig and his only payment was an all you can eat buffet of knuckle sandwiches.
How desperate if a book costs less then 10$ and they are giving 50$ tote at kitson . you had what you deserve all time making fun about actors not selling or singers or whatever and now you basically give 40$ to the only 50 person who gonna show up for your stupid book that has to be the biggest laugh
The Black Eyed Peas manager didn't hit you hard enough did he?
ahahaha to the first comment! My sentiments EXACTLY. Why no one else has drop-kicked or punched him in his ape-looking face yet is beyond me.
Perez should just crawl under a rock and just disappear from sight for eternity. Not even the gays like him anymore! Better get used to being A-sexual my man…
Are you coming to NYC?
lmao.. Hope you get a huge dose of reality PH when no one shows up.. Something to think about with all the time you will have sitting there waiting for people to show up>>> Maybe you could ask Sarah Palen how a writer successfully draws a crowd.. Her book signing crowds are huge and most people buy multiple copies of her book.
GL PH.. I think you will need it
you people are such haters. try shoving your obvious jealousy up your *ss and getting a job. or write your own book and see how many people buy it.
See u tomorrow lover! can't wait! xxoo!