Tiger Releases A New Statement - About Golf
Who the eff cares about golf??? That is so not the most important aspect of your life right now!
Though Tiger Woods has about 73 whores claiming to have been putted by Tiger's nine iron, the pro adulterer golfer is concentrating on his career and is hoping we all will do the same. He released a statement yesterday, sending out his thanks to his fans and the folks over at the Chevron World Challenge. He is soblatantly trying to kiss everyone's ass, you can almost hear the pucker noises as you read his statement.
Which goes a little something like this:
As the final round of the Chevron World Challenge begins, I would like to extend my heartfelt thank you to everyone affiliated with the event, especially our amazing title sponsor, Chevron. They've been title sponsor for the last two years and have a vision and passion for creating real opportunities for my Foundation. I thank them for their ongoing commitment.
I'd also like to thank all of our supporting sponsors and my tireless, dedicated staff, board and volunteers who collectively produce this first-class golf tournament. I am so grateful to them for their efforts, and I am sincerely sorry I was unable to fulfill my duties as host and player in this important event.
There are also 18 outstanding pros in the field, and I thank them for providing us all with some excellent competition this week.
Lastly, I'd like to thank our fans for continuing to support us. Like them, I am extremely dedicated to this tournament, to my Foundation and the millions of young lives we serve. Thank you all for your support.
— Tiger Woods
Gee, is anyone surprised his FAMILY isn't thanked in this little shout-out?
No one will deny that you are great golfer, Tiger, but you have a lot of work ahead of you to convince us that you are still a decent guy!
[Image via WENN.]
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Yea… I mean… it's all very suspicious but Tiger has never been anything but a decent guy in the past…. i agree, something's up, but you can't let speculation change your opinion of someone before we have facts.
No one will deny that you are great golfer, Tiger, but you have a lot of work ahead of you to convince us that you are still a decent guy!
dont worry mario, we all know you are not decent
WHO CARES!!!!!!
Nice try at being funny mario's ghost writer … you don't putt with a nine iron fucktard.
Fuckingdouchbagloser!!!! Way to put your family in danger by sleeping with a 100 skanks. He will be lucky if he doesn't come away from this with some disease that he could have given to his wife!! But does he give a rats ass??Nooo you ugly idiot!!
tiger doesn't have to prove anything to anyone, including you. so, who are the people in this "us" you're talking about. you use to be about going against the grain and speaking the truth, now you not only get late news, you also follow the masses with their opinions. yes, perez, you're middle america, congrats!
It´s true that what Tiger did was wrong but that is his personal life and it´s understood that bloggers will say what they want and people (myself included) will indulge in these stories, HOWEVER, at the end of the day he does still have to keep his professionalism together when it comes to things like that, it is not the fault of the other players (ha! no pun intended), organization, donators, or fans that this happened in his personal life and all of those people still deserve the thanks he gave them for their hard work and for their dedication for things like this in his PROFESSIONAL life. Sure he´s dealing with his family matters more than ever now and am damn sure he´s still a decent guy, flawed, but definitely decent, look at all of his contributions and donations ever since he achieved his fame, says a lot more than a lot of other celebs and athletes who have done the same wrong out there, at least he is trying to do some things right!
What would Perez Hilton
Know about decency?
I support Tiger Woods. I don't give a damn about his cheating. If his wife does, that's between the two of them. Let the man continue on with his career. Angelina Jolie stole another woman's husband and you still think she farts fairy dust.
I think he should call Doctor Drew and get on celebrity sex addicts on vh1…
He's obviously a sex addict because they are the only ones that don't give a shit what the people they screw looks like !!!
So far ALL the woman are so FUGLY, so that could only mean one thing..
Although the one so far from my home town is the ugliest of them all…
I would be soooo embarrass, I mean the least he could of done is have some taste when it came to the way they're face looked…
I hope Elin leaves his ass and show her kids that even they're Daddy can pay the consequences of being a jackass and screwing everything in sight…
If she doesn't then next Christmas we'll be hearing about all the STD's she's gotten along the way..
You know damn well the next bitch that comes out will be….
How TIGER WOODS gave me HERPES….
You know what perez. I was defending this motherfucker. What a bastard! He should have address rumours for his wife. But this fool is further embarrassing his wife. That is it! I’m with the people that say he should lose all his sponsors. These companies represent him to be a good man as well as a good golf player. But let be real, he’s not a good man, he’s a man whore. If he truly loved his wife, he would have shut these rumours down. NOW about 73 whores like him are coming, making his marriage a joke. My apology to those I greatly offended by defending this fool.
Tiger has sunk to an all-time low. He didn't even thank his mum or late dad, never mind sending some love to his two kids even if he's got bad vibes with the soon to be ex-wife.
And what the fuck do you care, putissima basusera?
I do not play golf I do not watch golf in spite of that I still new who Tiger Woods was. All I can say is his foot print was simply awsome. I did not read his statement because I do not care. All I want to hear more of is his scanks. I do believe this guy must have fucked at least 20 plus skanks. I am a nobody and in one summer I fucked 8 scanks plus I had a steady girl friend I went home to every weekend. Please no more statements I just want to hear more abought his scanks.
Tiger should have been thinking with the right ballz….
Why the fuck would he need to say anything to/about his family in a statement related to a golf tournament?
Take Note— Nike has removed him from their web page!
Oh I can just see those endorsement deals slipping away. Now poor poor Tiger will have to live on accumulated capital.
He isn't a decent man and no matter what he will do now he will never convince us. I hope he has AIDS or something like that. Asshole !!!
dear perez,
why don't you leave journalism to the professionals with journalism degrees, especially sports journalism. I'm sure the only sport you've taken part in was rhythmic dancing. And another thing: i've never seen anyone to be so blatantly flip-floppy with their views/opinions except you. In some of your blogs you say some celebrity and their curves are amazing and they should flaunt them….another blog later some other celebrity put on 10 pounds and looks amazing and you say they're fat and need to quit eating burgers. Quit being such a fucking leech that preys on celebrities misfortunes for your own benefit. Get a real name, get a real job, and get a real life. If not, I hope someone creates their own blog to call out all of your hypocrisies.
Perez, he's a GOLFER, not a fucking Hollywood celeb. So, considering he's got an amazing foundation that he's looking out for, I don't see why it's really anyone's business how many women he's fucked or whatever. Good for him for focusing on work instead of indulging the retarded media. It's shit like this that should be dealt with privately.
I think that sorry excuse of a prick should be Euthanized for the shame and embarrassment that he is putting his family through. Why even get married if you were already cheating?! Is it just a man thing? Dont get me wrong there are alot of whores out there but short of castration, putting him down seems to be the right choice. ONCE A LYING CHEATER ALWAYS A LYING CHEATER….I HOPE HIS WIFE READS THIS… if so.. YOU CAN DO SOOOOOO MUCH BETTER… YOU ARE ACTUALLY GOOD LOOKING..people just like him for his money..thats it
Unfortunately, pretty much everything Tiger says lately is lost to the all-consuming, disgusting scandal he's involved in.
I don't see how he will ever return to his original "decent guy" image.