Tiger Was Drunk Behind The Wheel!!! Wife Rats Him Out!!!

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It is getting VICIOUS!

According to new reports concerning the Tiger Wood's traffic accident, a "witness" told police that Tiger was intoxicated while driving. That same alleged witness pulled Tiger from the car after the collision and reported to the cops that Tiger was on pills.

As earlier reported, Elin Nordegren was the one who got Tiger out of the car and spoke to the police about the Ambien and Vicatin found in his system.

So we guess it was her!

Furthermore, the new uncovered paperwork states that the Florida Highway Patrol wanted to take a blood test from Tiger, but were denied on grounds of "insufficient evidence to issue a subpoena."

What, a woman's scorned testimony isn't enough for one?

Anyone else think Elin is going to BANKRUPT Tiger, whether she cleans him dry in a divorce or by staying married and just picking away at his fortune slowly?

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    Posted: Dec 7, 2009 at 3:46 pm / Email this  »

    57 comments to “Tiger Was Drunk Behind The Wheel!!! Wife Rats Him Out!!!”



    1. 1

      it's vicodin. don't your interns know how to spell?



    2. 2

      *sigh*



    3. 3

      Barbie, what the fuck is Vicatin? FYI a simple Google of your misspelling would have given you the correct spelling of V-I-C-O-D-I-N. Good God Almighty you are as stupid as a fucking rock.



    4. 4

      looks like tiger won't be getting laid for a while



    5. 5

      Vicodin… retard.. you can't even copy an already broadcasted story right anymore.



    6. 6

      whats a vicatin???

    7. slite says – reply to this


      7

      idiot that was in the police report. There was no woman scorned thing here. She already tried to cover it up when she changed her story, why would she be scorned.

      Again, Perez, fire these lameasses you hired across the border. You are becoming quite lame.



    8. 8

      it's spelled v-i-c-o-d-i-n.
      i'm stunned you can't spell that word. or is this just one of your retarded interns? what's happened to you, perez? this page is becoming a mess. you need to back off from pimping gaga and writing books and get back to what made you in the first place.



    9. 9

      HELL HATH NO FURY……..



    10. 10

      Another famous quote by Richard Pryor….. You brought this s*%t on yourself. All of a sudden I'm certain Tiger's Cubs (lol) don't seem worth it now.



    11. 11

      She can't take all of his money because he had an iron clad pre-nup, but she's going to get a TON. This guy is an idiot.



    12. 12

      It's Vicodin not Vicatin… try to be a better journalist



    13. 13

      Vicatin or Vicodin??



    14. 14

      these two need to get a divorce as quickly as possible.



    15. 15

      It's spelled VICODIN–not Vicatin–you moron.



    16. 16

      I hope she eats him alive.



    17. 17

      So his wife didn't beat his ass?



    18. 18

      Bankrupt him? Oh, I think now. His popularity is how he plays golf, not how much people watch his movies or buy his CD's. He will lose money to the wife, but by his choice not by anybody elses. She will not bankrupt him. Just lighten his wallet.



    19. 19

      i sure hope she does bankrupt him hahaa

      btw you cannot spell, MORON!



    20. 20

      Vicatin??? Don't you mean VICODIN?



    21. 21

      Go Elin! This douche needs a taste of his own medicine … take as much of his money as you can since he has publicly humiliated you … not to mention risking you and your children's health (US magazine is reporting that Cheetah Woods didn't use condoms with two of his hos!) Money won't make you feel any less hurt or betrayed, but at least it will give you some peace of mind - something you don't need to worry about. Leave him with your head held high, girl!



    22. 22

      wtf is vicatin??? who is running this blog, anyway? an intern?



    23. 23

      It's Vicodin….jeeez.



    24. 24

      Perez if you want to be taken seriously, please learn how to spell.



    25. 25

      It's Vicodin……and No judge in his right mind would give her 1 Billion…..Which is what he has.



    26. 26

      your spelling is ridiculous.



    27. 27

      This story just gets better and better!! Thanks, Tiger, I've always hated boring golf and you've just made it entertaining!!



    28. 28

      **Vicodin .. lol



    29. 29

      "Vicatin" should have said (sic) behind it…that was how it was spelled in the police report.



    30. 30

      I say shoot him



    31. 31

      hmmmm we must all be a bunch of druggies, knowing how to spell drugs better than mario



    32. 32

      Perez, You have got to be the most ignorant person on the planet. First graders can spell better than you. You are a waste of human life.



    33. 33

      Wait, he was on Vatican?

      (sorry, I REALLY couldn't help myself) :P

      At any rate, Ambien and Vicodin is kind of a dangerous combo. And certainly not something to mix with booze. It's great when people abuse Rx meds like Vicodin…it makes SO much easier for people who actually NEED THEM to obtain them and use them the way they are SUPPOSED TO BE USED. Because doctors are so freaked out about abuse, my 87 year old great grandmother had to basically take a fucking polygraph test to prove she wasn't a junkie or a dealer.



    34. 34

      Re: CeresD

      The only reason I'm writing anything is because I'm a crazy grammar-nazi, but… you only use "(sic)" if you're directly quoting someone. Perez [ or his intern or sister or whomever runs this blog now] was not directly quoting the police report, so "he" misspelled the word.



    35. 35

      That is an irresponsible and possibly libelous headline, cockroach. Witnesses on the scene have been quoted in sworn affidavits that there was no smell of alcohol on Woods' breath and that they were definitely close enough to have been able to determine that. Police officers on the scene determined that alcohol was "not a factor" and stated as much in the police report. Furthermore, Elin was only quoted as having said Tiger "consumed alcohol earlier in the day". It was freakin' Thanksgiving - who doesn't have a glass of wine at dinner and the collision occurred at 2:30 a.m. You are the only one to have alleged he was "drunk behind the wheel" and you have zero evidence to support that allegation. Shame on you, for letting your readers down AGAIN.



    36. 36

      The Woods need to file for divorce pronto. Quietly and without further ho payoffs if that is taking place. The person writing this post failed to mention that they were quoting this report - (REQUEST FOR INVESTIGATIVE SUBPOENA FROM STATE ATTORNEY, CIRCUIT;Trooper Joshua A . Evans). A report that did not spell vicodin correctly. (vicatin-sic) The Cheetah was rip roaring high at the time of the accident. I am glad he didn't make it to the highway or downtown.



    37. 37

      This is gross and keeps on getting grosser. Men = pigs and these women who fuck them = lonely, can't get any better and are hoping to score some money. If you think any differently, you are DUMB!



    38. 38

      Notice how many people are blaming you, Perez, for spelling Vicodin wrong? That tells me that most people don't realize that you just cut and paste 99% of your content and that they think you were actually responsible for writing it. In this case, you stole the content from another site who published the Request for Warrant where the officer who wrote it misspelled Vicodin as Vicitin. That said, even when you steal your content, your editors (i.e. the aptly described "flipper-baby sister") have a duty to your readers to fix or 'sic' any spelling mistakes they post. By not doing so, you're contributing to the nation of illiterates that seems to be emerging these days.



    39. 39

      what is the deal all of the miss spelling of words…..journalist, i think not! Of course if it was about Adam Lambret or Lady GaGa, everything would have been perfect!



    40. 40

      oh my god. you need to fire some of your staff you elephant headed motherfugger. youre such an idiot.



    41. 41

      Now, you're playing both sides of the fence?

      Ugh… I'll read gossip elsewhere for a while. Who is writing your stuff!?



    42. 42

      She needs to take the $$$$ and run. His endorsements are going to dry up soon enough with all the shit coming out about him…i.e. not using protection with multiple women. No wonder Elin is leaving his sorry ass.



    43. 43

      I have not been to this site in months because I simply became exhausted reading your tired posts that you could not even bother spell-checking before hitting "publish". I arrived here today out of sheer boredom to sadly find that nothing has changed whatsoever, and it boggles my mind why people keep coming to you for your outdated news and completely insensitive, inappropriate and stupid (Billy Joel No-Show) comments.

      I truly wish that everyone who is reading this would pretend they are on a crash diet, and would just stop gorging themselves on this mindless drivel. I came back for one day, but you lost me yet again. Perez–and his minions who writ this–are complete assholes, and I cannot wait until the moment that the clock ticks to end of your 15 minutes.



    44. 44

      jasonjkyle-it's not Perez's interns that didn't spell vicodin right, that's the way it's spelled in the cops report.



    45. 45

      Re: JigSaw – hahahahahaha…I was thinking the same myself! :)



    46. 46

      This walking cliche deserves everything thats coming to him!!!!



    47. 47

      Why isn't Elin in jail for Assault? See what she did to his face? That would just be the icing on the cake.



    48. 48

      Get a grip folks, who is really reading this stuff to find out if the spelling is correct? Everybody is here to read the dirt!



    49. 49

      Par for the course



    50. 50

      Re: JigSaw – 6 PH may be paying too much attention to the Korean animation re-creation videos!



    51. 51

      And she should. He is a piece of trash.



    52. 52

      For fuck's sake. Any Internet browser would spell-check for you and tell you it's V-I-C-O-D-I-N. You and your interns are complete idiots!



    53. 53

      He may be an ass, but thats no reason for her to tell all, seeing how she was the cause of the "accident" in the first place. I'm sure Tiger has the security video so they most likely have each other in check.

      Thier prenup sounds airtight, and if she wants to run off at the mouth, she might end up with crumbs. Even if they stayed married I think someone would be using that nice $5 mil she just made. A whore is a whore !



    54. 54

      Re: Kittycullen – The EMTs asked, so she had to tell them - he was unconscious.



    55. 55

      Kittycullen, she isn't necessarily the "cause" of the accident. Tiger did have alcohol, Vicodin and Ambien in his system. And lets not forget that tankful of guilt he was driving around with.



    56. 56

      "Vicatin"??? LMAO!



    57. 57

      Dumbass - he's got a prenup in place where she gets a flat rate if they divorce. She won't be taking him to the cleaners anytime soon.

      Oh, and you heard it here first guys - I heard that Perez serviced Bill Clinton under the table many months ago.

      But it wasn't sex.