Mushy: "I'm An Embarrassment!"

Filed under: Mischa Barton

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Glad to hear you admit it! Lilo, you're next! (Oh, if only!)

Actually, Mischa Barton just thinks her two left feet are embarrassing - the rest of her hot mess status she is cool with.

In a recent interview, Farton explained that the reason she has remained single for so long is because she is a total klutz! In her deranged mind, she thinks her constant unbalance and frequent collisions into things is what is keeping guys away from her. She says:

"I'm ridiculously clumsy, you'd never want to date me. I'm an embarrassment. I wouldn't even know where to start with telling you things that I've walked into."

Is that what you tell yourself, Mushy?

It's cool, but maybe you should take a gander in your mirror and tell yourself that excuse. See if you buy it after seeing the wreck that you are!

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Dec 8, 2009 at 6:22 pm / Email this  »

    50 comments to “Mushy: "I'm An Embarrassment!"”



    1. 1

      is it just me or did she get fat?



    2. 2

      At least she can get a date you fat virgin.



    3. 3

      clumsiness is the LEAST of her many and varied problems.



    4. 4

      Being a disgusting bully as usual, Perez…



    5. 5

      Another Train Wreck … Will SOMEONE please get these people to a mid-west town and show them the reality of day-to-day living ? !



    6. 6

      And what's the reason YOU'VE remained single so long, Mario? Maybe you should "take a gander in the mirror" and see "the wreck that you are."



    7. 7

      Cheer up Mischa,it could always be worse.Hell you could be mario!That would be worse!



    8. 8

      leave the girl alone,karma is going to come back and bite you on the arse,its a horrible world when people are just judged on there looks and weight,i wish you well mishca.



    9. 9

      what on earth did this girl do to you? whatever it is - let it go! she hasnt done anything that warrants your attacks on her.



    10. 10

      u should be ashamed of urself perez, she is very unstable and for u to attack her is bullshit



    11. 11

      Marissa Cooper was her BEST role, I miss her! :(



    12. 12

      I don't know about that. In my experience, men have always found it endearing.



    13. 13

      your so jealous of this beautiful girl…..
      Mischa rise above all the haters, if they hating on you, that means your still all that… This jealous gay man, wishes he could be you..
      Keep going strong, Mischa….



    14. 14

      I suppose if she tries to commit suicide you'll be right in here wishing her well and hoping she gets better fuckwad. Violence isn't the answer but verbal abuse is, right douchebag? I don't feel so bad then when I call you a fucking worthless, fat, ugly and unloved homo.



    15. 15

      Why pick on her just because she said she is clumsy? You should look at yourself…the only dates you get are with your right hand and Teen Beat magazine!

    16. k-lee says – reply to this


      16

      You're an asshole. She can have any guy she wants.



    17. 17

      Way to kick a bizach when she's down.



    18. 18

      You're an ass Perez. Hope someone beats the crap out of you agian!



    19. 19

      She's pretty. You are ugly in the soul.



    20. 20

      Keeping it realz bitches!



    21. 21

      And Im' taking about Mischa, not PEREZ!



    22. 22

      She's actually a beautiful young actress. I love Mischa and I think that she looks better when she has more weight on her! It's disgusting what you write about her. She's under a lot of stress and your pathetic jealousy is probably putting more stress on her. You should be ashamed of yourself, Mario. And also, yes she did gain weight and it looks good!



    23. 23

      avoiding that last shot of patron eliminates "clumsiness," dear.



    24. 24

      Considering you've never had a date in your life,eh Piggy?

      Maybe you should look at your fat face in the mirror and tell yourself that too. LOL!



    25. 25

      pretty low blow perez….. seriously?



    26. 26

      Yet again, this site is cruel toward Mischa Barton ..
      I feel bad for her.



    27. 27

      I have never figured out why Perez hates her so much. Anyone know why?



    28. 28

      Re: Yellow Peeps – Me too!



    29. 29

      You're fucking heartless. She obviously has really bad emotional issues; leave her the eff alone!



    30. 30

      Re: dc_trouble_girl – Probably no reason. He picks and chooses his targets just because. He also picks and chooses his targets if they're not interested in a 'friendship'. Notice Mario has been on Team Tori? Well, him and Spelling are friends. People that he hates have brushed him off I'm sure. Or when he tried to get all up in their business they told him to eff off.



    31. 31

      Re: britney_spears_is_perfect – Is it just me or is Mario just fat?



    32. 32

      And here you make another fully loaded with stigma, quote on mental illness on your site. Deranged? Nice. You know nothing about mental illness you fat fuck. I have gay friends whom I love, but you…I hope you visit some small town in the south.



    33. 33


    34. 34

      oh my gosh just leave her be! so what shes clumsy



    35. 35

      Is it me or does she have the profile of Boy George in this picture?



    36. 36

      You're fucking heartless. She's obviously dealing with severe emotional issues; leave her the eff alone!



    37. 37

      she should lose the double chin too…not attractive…and anyways, when did she become such a fatass?



    38. 38

      Re: Honk if You Hate Perez

      HONK HONK HONK!



    39. 39

      So it's not the six chins or the fact she can't handle her booze or drugs then!!!!!!



    40. 40

      She's a very pretty young woman.

    41. Ammie says – reply to this


      41

      She's a child. Move on.



    42. 42

      She is delusional if she thinks she can't keep a boyfriend because she is clumsy. She needs to look closely at herself and see the fact that she probably drinks them all under the table could be a problem. She also needs to lose weight, Hollywood is all about being thin.



    43. 43

      Re: britney_spears_is_perfect – IS IT JUST ME OR ARE YOU A SHALLOW MORON??? DUMBASS!



    44. 44

      FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! LETS SEE IF YOU CAN BULLY HER INTO TRYING TO TAKE HER LIFE AGAIN, YOU KNOW LIKE YOU HAVE COUNTLESS OTHER WOMEN WITH LOW SELF ESTEEM! YOU'RE A SEXIST BULLY WHO PREYS ON THE WEAK AND VULNERABLE, AND IT'S NOT FUNNY YOU FUCKING JERK! I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL AND GAIN BACK ALL YOUR WEIGHT BECAUSE THEN YOUR BODY WILL MATCH YOUR BIG ASS CHIN YOU SHALLOW PIECE OF SHIT. FUNNY HOW YOU DON'T REALLY BULLY ANYONE WHO CAN MAKE YOUR LIFE HELL….I JUST HOPE SOMEDAY YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE!



    45. 45

      Re: Honk if You Hate Perez – HONK HONK HONK!



    46. 46

      Re: kristiyeahyeahyeahstfu – AND WHEN DID YOU BECOME SUCH A SHALLOW STUPID BITCH? OHHH, I SEE, YOU WERE BORN THAT WAY. SUCKS TO BE YOU!



    47. 47

      LOL when was the last time any of us saw you with some hot man candy?
      Neverr. You've had a few appearances on TV shows, but don't let it get to your head (:



    48. 48

      Re: dc_trouble_girl – Probably because like the rest of the REAL talent in hollywood she doesn't cater to his pathetic whims of being cool and has no interests in inviting him to be anywhere near her, nor gives him "shout outs". I think it is so sad and pathetic when I see the younger hollywood talent like taylor swift and peers writing thanks to him for the support. you know they could never love this jerk for his 'glowing personality' its just they hope by being nice to him he wont bully them on his site. Its like an elementary school playground all over again.



    49. 49

      Perez, you are an awful human being, And for the idiots who will undoubtedly respond with "then why come on here?!" Because if I didn't I wouldn't have the chance to tell this self indulgent dirtbag what a horrible person he is after a post like this.



    50. 50

      Now last time I came to this website was after she was released from therapy. I recall when she was in it you posted a bunch of nice things about her and told other people to leave her alone. Now she's out and you're bothering her again?! Wow.
      Between you and her the only one that needs to "take a gander in the mirror" is YOU.
      Why have you stayed single for soo long? Yeah, that's what I thought…