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Trainwreckalicious!

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Kim Zolciak from The Real Housewives of Atlanta performed her infectiously catchy guilty pleasure of a song, Tardy For The Party, on Ellen and….

To her credit, at least she attempted to sing somewhat live!

But, she's really got to work on her "craft". Maybe one day she'll be as good as…. Heidi Montag.

Check it out (above)!

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136 comments to “Trainwreckalicious!”

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  1. 1

    what a mess! Haha could she of picked a better outfit?!



  2. 2

    Really….OMG…Is Ellen crazy?



  3. 3

    i can't believe Ellen had that loser on her show.

    and that song suuuuuucks.



  4. 4

    YOU SHOULD BE LYCHED FATBOY.
    YESTERDAYS NEWS…..
    NEXT…..PFT



  5. 5

    Uh, no…. go back to your "housewife" life….. buhbye!



  6. 6

    She's bad. Really, really bad. Totally tone deaf. What the hell is she thinking?????



  7. 7

    OH. MY. GOD. WHO IS THIS OLD HAG?!?! That had to be THE wort attempt at a performance I have seen in a VERY long time! I cannot BELIEVE Ellen had this woman perform! If I were in the audience I would have walked out! Worst voice I've ever heard,. You should have put up serious warning labels. I will NEVER watch this woman again for the sake of my eyes and, especially, ears!



  8. 8

    She sucks! Right up there with Heidi as far as suckage goes!!!! Quit now before the world hates you more than we already do.



  9. 9

    Yes, I have to admit I like the crappy song too but I don't think she's comfortable on stage because that was horrible. I mean the whole time she kept starring at the dancers back and forth so she pretty much sucked until the end. By the way, has she been hanging out with Nene Moose at the buffet? Girl got really big recently.



  10. 10

    what an asshole



  11. 11

    oof, like watching karaoke on television.



  12. 12

    lol



  13. 13

    how did she get on ellen?!?!



  14. 14

    in what way is this "catchy"?????? dear god my poor ears!!!! and who even watches that show?



  15. 15

    Wow, Kim… This is awful. My ears hurt. My eyes hurt. Your awful, awful voice, accompanied by an outfit something 30lbs thinner than you should be wearing. I'll be shocked if you don't end up in Ellen's monologue next week. You're a joke.



  16. 16

    Those new studies are true. Boxtox does indeed cause brain damage over time!!!



  17. 17

    I think her vocals were fine…..she just was very stiff she should have danced more….it was like circa brittany 2007 when she did gimme more on the vmas !?!



  18. 18

    Notice how they NEVER showed the audiences reactions… most likely because they were laughing or covering their ears!



  19. 19

    omg!! that was REALLY bad.. so unfair that there are so many talented singers out there who don't get a shot..



  20. 20

    How do you spell L O S E R ? It's simple! K I M .
    What a total idiot. I bet her husband only has severely rough sex with this nutjob from now on (in other words, the only way hell get near her is so he can beat the shit out of her).



  21. 21

    wtf so basically anyone can get a record deal these days?



  22. 22

    ooooh my God……

    It sounds like it could be a Sesame Street song.



  23. 23

    Just goes to prove that thanks to technology, you really don't need talent to record a song. I truly miss the days of 'real' singers, like the Eagles, the Bee Gees, Elton John and others that really had talent and proved it time and time again.



  24. 24

    She is very funny to watch, but if you thought she was singing "live" then you are pretty deluded. All the long shots, hair in the face and microphone in front of the mouth pretty much spells "lip synch". Duh.



  25. 25

    Mediocre karaoke

  26. sm:)e says – reply to this


    26

    that was just horrible.



  27. 27

    All you losers and haters are just jealous of real talent. She is a million times more talented than Barbara Striesand or Celine Dion. Mariah wishes she could sing half as well.



  28. 28

    so much second hand embarrassment. i couldn't get through 20 seconds.



  29. 29

    Re: amandolin – this is what i want to know, seriously.



  30. 30

    hahahahahahaha…… hahahahahahahaha…… hahahahahahahaha….. that has got to be the MOST entertaining thing i have seen in SUCH a long time. i haven't laughed this hard in ages. i had to watch it again.

    anytime i feel bad about myself, i will watch this video and remind myself that i am doing VERY VERY well simply NOT being this MISERABLE creature.

    oh lord, once again, perez… you've made my day!!



  31. 31

    what a HOT MESS….seriously! The only reason why she has a song is cuz of the Housewives…..other than that she sux!!!! It's pretty bad that she thinks she actually sounds good….she needs to do what she does best and that is go back to drinking wine and date big daddy



  32. 32

    what a HOT MESS….seriously! The only reason why she has a song is cuz of the Housewives…..other than that she sux!!!! It's pretty bad that she thinks she actually sounds good….she needs to do what she does best and that is go back to drinking wine and date big daddy only a song big daddy could love



  33. 33

    awwwwwww



  34. 34

    Thank you Ellen for having her on! Thank u Perez for posting! LOVE IT!



  35. 35

    That was PAINFUL.. I couldn't finish it. Hey, 1986 called and it wants its song back.



  36. 36

    Haha, that was horrible.



  37. 37

    i'll definitely be tardy for that party…



  38. 38

    Don't be tardy for the party…..lmaooo Oh fk you all, this is obviously horrid but funny as shit!



  39. 39

    this is terrible…her voice, her "dancing", everything… At least Heidi Montag is kinda hot. This woman is fugly!



  40. 40

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  41. 41

    LMFAO! I could make this at home with my Karaoke set! lol



  42. 42

    Realhouse Wive Reunion all over again, did she learn??



  43. 43

    and what is she wearing??? Puaaahahaha! Atlanta represent!…NOT!



  44. 44

    wow… this is so retarded. How old is she? And she's not even hot, nor can she actually sing. This is sooo disgusting. I can't believe Kandi Burruss was anywhere near this!



  45. 45

    The black guys in the back are probably thinking "what the fuck are we doing??"



  46. 46

    Older women can be sexy too. She can pull the M.I.L.F. thing off if she tries hard enough. And NO, not in porn.



  47. 47

    Im going to be TARDY FOR THIS PARTY…..LOL…..DID SHE HAVE A SEX CHANGE?????? LOL…….FUNNY ASS BITCH…….LOL



  48. 48

    egh kim wow



  49. 49

    i kinda feel sorry for her but then i realize that she keeps putting herself in the position to be made fun of. shes not good, she wont be good, she should just stick to being a housewife.



  50. 50

    another reason i don't watch ellen



  51. 51

    I give her props for trying but she can't sing for shit. Her mic probably has that built in auto tune in it.



  52. 52

    Re: PhillipP – LOL. I love the sarcastic tone.



  53. 53

    such a mess!!!!! she's crap. I think britney spears' gimmie more performance at the vmas was better and that's saying a lot!!lol



  54. 54

    More like she's too Re-Tardy for the Party!!

  55. hat3r says – reply to this


    55

    Um. There are no words.



  56. 56

    wow. that was embarrassing. HORRIBLE. awful awful awful. she cant actually think shes good? and that dancing…if you could call it dancing, was so so sooo bad. ugh! it pisses me off that just about anyone with some sort of "celebrity" or fame nowadays can get a record deal. i really hope people dont actually LIKE this? she needs to work on a lot of shit not just her voice.



  57. 57

    This girl is like a poorer version of Paris Hilton. Neither one of them have any kind of singing ability, but because they have enough money, they can buy one. Unfortunately, singing is kind of something that you have to do well in order to be respected for it.



  58. 58

    Come on! Give her a break! Let's just re-write our own lyrics! How about "Retarded Cougar at the Party?" See now everyone is happy!



  59. 59

    What? Do they just let ANYONE sing and try to be famous now?



  60. 60

    Look out Eddie Murphy!



  61. 61

    l
    l
    omg she is so awesome. when can i buy her album? she is so amazing. love her voice- it's amazing. its magical.
    l
    l



  62. 62

    I can't sing: my cats run away when I attempt to do so: they ran away at this: FAST!



  63. 63

    Kim isn't great, but she's far better than that air head Heidi Montag!



  64. 64

    Um, is she singing Karaoke to her own song?



  65. 65

    really? you wasted time on her?



  66. 66

    Uhhh how old is this woman?



  67. 67

    she is so bad that its is so good, i love her !! gaga & madonna watch youR BACK COS HERE COMES KIM Prozack or whuteva her name is!



  68. 68

    LMFAO this old biach needs to go back to digging gold cuz the music thing just isn't gonna work!! lol i wonder how much she paid Ellen to be on her show…hahaha



  69. 69

    OMG….you have got to be kidding. Sucks big time - awful



  70. 70

    Hope Ellen got paid a lot to let this performance stink up the show. Those poor dancers were desperately trying to liven things up but it just made the whole effort look that much sadder.



  71. 71

    she used the wordy "tardy"
    ….that's something my 60yr old teacher would say.



  72. 72

    OMG ! I bet I sing better than her !



  73. 73

    I bet Ellen laughed the whole way home! 2 bad record deals are about who you know and NOT talent. Someone should but a muzzle on her!



  74. 74

    trannywreck



  75. 75

    ummm…ew. horrible is an understatement.



  76. 76

    She's a disgusting human being and a pathetic loser who thinks she can sing.



  77. 77

    WHO IS THIS? It looks like one of those dares or reality show things where it's like "finally I got over my fear of stage fright" and then everyone claps…but this is like a real performance, so it's not even that funny, and it's just shockingly bad….holy crap.



  78. 78

    O.M.G. This craptastic waste of non-talent amazes me that she actually thinks she's good and would humiliate herself on national tv like that!



  79. 79

    Does she really think she will become a successful music artist? She's not attractive and sounds like shit.



  80. 80

    Ha Ha "Re-tardy for the Party" good one. Now if my ears would just stop bleeding.



  81. 81

    I could have sang that much better…i can't sing.



  82. 82

    A woman who is her age should NOT sing about being tardy to a party. Maybe tardy to a PTA meeting, but this is just ridiculous–she's old enough to know better. Bad singing, *moving* aside, the song's topic is just b-a-d and s-a-d. Ellen, why do you enable this???



  83. 83

    what wa ellen thinking?? she didnt even move except to look at her some what backup dancers. lol i couldnt even finish watching it.



  84. 84

    Holy crap. I watched this and it was brutally painful. She is NOT a singer and WHY ELLEN ever had this wig wearing husband stealing whore on is BEYOND ME. IT was just a fucking mess. Hey Kim YOU CANT SING. GO BACK TO MAKING WIGS.



  85. 85

    She and Heidi should go on tour together. The Skank Train 2010 World Tour, coming soon to a brothel in your town!! She.Needs.To.STOP.The.MADNESS!! (And by madness, I mean the wig-wearing, the lying about having cancer and most definitely the caterwauling she tries to pass off as singing!)



  86. 86

    Re: aollie – ROFL at that geriatric retarded house-hoe!!



  87. 87

    Yes, I agree that she can't sing but if anyone watched Ellen you would know that Kim only sang maybe 2 sec. and then the music of the 12 days of Ellen's Christmas came on and Kim left the stage.



  88. 88

    She's just way to old to be doing something like this. She looks like a joke. Her housewife friends are probably loving her embarressement right now…not saying she doesn't derserve it.



  89. 89

    I agree that she can't sing but if you watched the show you would have known that she only sang maybe 2 sec. and the "12 Days of Ellen's Christmas" song came on, (gift giveaway) and Kim had to leave the stage. Funny!!!



  90. 90

    I would pay serious money just to get a glimpse of her real hair! Love the song!

  91. KREW says – reply to this


    91

    I'M REALLY EMBARRESED FOR HER. HE REALLY SUCKED. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ELLEN TO HAVE HER ON LIKE THAT. THAT WAS AN INSULT TO HER VIEWERS



  92. 92

    Why do people insist on making complete idiots of themselves!



  93. 93

    oh my……sorry that is all i can come up with!



  94. 94

    Is she for real? Sorry couldn't hear the infectiously catchy part.

  95. wazup says – reply to this


    95

    She sucks bad. She looks like an old hag with a wig on. She can't sing to save her life and even though the music is blasting in the background, you can still here her horrible voice. Shut up already and live off of big papa. He is your only hope slut bag.



  96. 96

    Yikes.



  97. 97

    omg that was awful….. i would be embarrassed if i was one of those backup dancers!



  98. 98

    def in need of a choreographer…

  99. kacky says – reply to this


    99

    Why does she spend most of the song watching the backup singers? And she looks exhausted by the last verse, like she can't wait for it to be over. Yah, tottering around on stilettos waving one arm in the air is pretty tiring, Kim.



  100. 100

    Atleast her wig looks really good..as opposed to her usually cheap looking ones

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