Yahoo For Tiger Woods!
Filed under: Michael Jackson
We didn't think there were any women left for Tiger Woods to sleep with, but sure enough, we found someone perfect for him.
Carol Bartz, Yahoo’s chief executive, is ready to lay down and spread'em since Tiger has brought in more traffic to the Yahoo page than Michael Jackson's death!
How is that even plausible!?
Regardless, at an investor;s conference yesterday, Carol asked God to bless Tiger Woods and his roaming putter for helping Yahoo make the quarter.
At least something positive came from this…we think!
[Image via WENN.]
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WOW, CAROL KINDA LOOKS LIKE ELIN'S MOM. HMM, TIGER MIGHT BE INTERESTED. A GILF PLOT MIGHT ENSUE. LET'S CHECK WITH TIGER'S LAWYERS. DEPOSIT IN ADVANCE CHEETAH…
What an absolutely, stupid and ridiculous non story. You must be running out of mean, obnoxious or offending stories to run.
Sad how the masses have reduced themselves.
I think he'll have to see nakey pics to make up for the loss in income
*sell, that is
i was surprised when michael jackson was most searched on yahoo this year; considering britney spears was #1 searched for 4 years straight, but for tiger to beat out michael jacksons' traffice wow!
What a sexist way to tell that story.
Tiger Woods has surpassed loser and is heading for a migraine level of dick breath.
Oh don't be naive. There are oceans of puss for TW to plow through , follow Mickey Rourk's lead, you got Russia, how about Thailand, and the bonus is, those foreign "escorts" aren't as highly evolved as the Vegas variety. Translation: cheaper.
LOL, "roaming putter"
EV! LOVES a scandal!! Including ME!! LOL I'm having so much fun with this one!! He's gets everything “` he deserves!! And his wife leaving him “` was step #1!
FUCK YOU PEREZ
Tiger WILL NEVER EVER brought in more traffic to the Yahoo page than Michael Jackson's death!
MJ IS #1
MJ IS THE most searched on yahoo this yeaR
TIGER IS A FRESH PIECE OF SHIT
FUCK YOU PEREZ Tiger WILL NEVER EVER brought in more traffic to the Yahoo page than Michael Jackson's death! MJ IS #1 MJ IS THE most searched on yahoo this yeaR
TIGER IS A FRESH PIECE OF SHIT-
PEREZ STOP HATEING ON MJ !!!!!!
EVEN WHEN MJ IS # 1 YOU LIE TO MAKE HIM NUMBER 2 !!!!!
MICHAEL WAS IS AND WILL ALWAYS BE # 1
PEREZ STOP HATEING ON MJ !!!!!!
EVEN WHEN MJ IS # 1 YOU LIE TO MAKE HIM NUMBER 2 !!!!!
MICHAEL WAS IS AND WILL ALWAYS BE # 1
FUCK YOU PEREZ ABD FUCK YOUE MUM TOO
YOU'RE A NASTY AND DIRTY GAY MAN
GO TO HELL
MICHAEL JACKSON IS THE KING OF KINGS
Michael Jackson was a creepy pedo. tiger is a straight guy banging ho's on the side so many of them my abacus is having a hard time keeping up
hahahha.. leave it to Carol! I love her! She's pretty funny. (I work for Yahoo, BTW)
If you want to be a Player and a Ho. Don't get married!!!
"roaming putter"? LMAO! Wow! This guy really got around!