A Very Special Offer!
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Still haven't purchased our new book yet????
Well, for one last holiday push, if you visit this Penguin site from 12/9-12/31 and get 15% off on True Bloggywood Stories! Just use the code "Perez09" at checkout.
We have spent hours and hours over the last week signing books! In case you haven't heard….
Perez is going to autograph and personalize EVERY single copy of the book that is bought and sent to us.
CLICK HERE for all the details on the signing offer!
Trainwreckalicious!
A Worthwhile Cause
A perfect stocking stuffer for people who were just released from prison..gives them a chance to recap crap
i am not going to buy your book! never did ,never will,and i never plan on buying it! if you want to sell books and be some kind of stupid author why the fuck do you have a gossip blog? we know theres nothing special in that peice of crap we heard about all the shit before and if we didnt we will later or we can google that shit you dumb fuck stop pushing it down our throats because its pathetic ,and you call other people who try and whore their products desperate fattie
fuck off, nobody cares.
Cheaper deal at Barnes and Noble online for $11 for non members and $9 for members online, Perez you should watch how their selling them!
horrible book. who the hell let this ugly spic write it?
Can't wait to read the comments on this one…
I've been sick to my stomach since this book came out…coincidence?
Re: JON 86 – Calling Perez a "spic" is really unnecessary.
If I wanted diarrhea, I would just eat something rotten.
i would not buy it even if it was 100% off and they gave me a free coffee
I call Bullshit… guarantee all of your little drones writing the blog now have been signing what few you have received.
No thanks, id rather stick to reading other worthless shit.
Re: Cashmere Jay – I couldn't have said it better myself.
hmmm…15% off $16.95 at Penguin, when I can not buy it for $9.80 at amazon? I think I'll wait a week and not buy it for $2.99 in the bargain bin.
lol
desperate much?
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Awww, Mario, I am so sorry to hear your book is not selling well. I understand you have to fall to such a low as groveling so people will buy it.
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However, your "autograph" isn't worth shit and I wouldn't want to be contaminated by something you touched anyway. Not even so I could get this year's biggest GAG gift.
If any celebrity were to discount their book this close after it was released, Perez would make fun of how it's not selling well. Wonder if this is the case for his crap-tacular book
Hey Perez, how come you never mentioned anything about pissing off the KTLA Morning Show crew on Monday morning with your diva-like behaviour, thus burning any bridges you may have had with them? Sam Rubin owned you good, you sad, narcissitic sack of shit.
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On topic: your book must be failing HARD if it's been discounted again within week of its release.
Or, instead of getting a lousy 15% off this firestarter, you can go to Amaz%n and get over 40% off (which kinda give you a hint about what THEY think of this book.)
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Still, I applaud Perez for acknowledging his disability and helping the world to understand that special people are every bit as important as their able-bodied compatriots. The fact that Mario ADMITTED that he spent hours and hours signing the 14 books that were accidentally purchased is a HUGE step for him. Well done, Perez!
If this was one of the singers or other stars you hate, you'd be shrieking about how desperate they are and what a flop the book was
listen, you fat pieces of shit: NO ONE WANTS YOUR SHIT-ASS GARBAGE BOOK that you DIDN'T EVEN WRITE!!!!! PS you fucking sucked on the stern show last week in your flamboyant-trash banana yellow mr. furly suit. i hope someone bashes your fucking brains in at one of your 'signings.' you are a hinderance to the gay cause, and make the general public think that all gays are lispy freak sissy boys like you and that pock-marked cum-breath adam lambert. I have no doubt that if it wasn't for shit-ass annoyances like you, gays would have a MUCH easier time being accepted.
pss go fuck your big-tittied donkey sister right in her goopy twat
sOunds like u got a real masterpiece of shit on your hands. U should really focus on the quality of this blog since it's ur bread and butter and the one thing that got u any recognition, yet ur spreading urself thin and trying to expand ur brand but no one really gives a shit about any of your other ventures. Ur pathetic clothing line tanked as has ur other website, both of ur books, ur weight loss is a disaster. Go get ur fucking mouth fixed and fix this fucking site since it is ur crown jewel.
Re: marios_sister_puss_bucket – Alright, the first post: way over the top. Even those of us who despise Perez don't want someone to "bash his fucking brains in". I'd be perfectly happy with a couple of good right crosses to the grill and MAYBE a headbutt or two to give him a little bit of a lesson about respect, and common decency.
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Second post: hilarious. I never even thought about articulating things that way.
I heard that Sam Rubin knocked you out! what happened? He called you a loser. Are you going to let him do that to you?
Re: marios_sister_puss_bucket – You've got a potty mouth.
Re: YUCK – Sage counsel, YUCK man.
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Perez, the ONLY venture you've ever had that has shown a modicum of success is in shambles and you seem to have abandoned it, leaving a couple of equally mean-spirited and marginally literate editors (one of which, I believe, may have the moniker: your 'flipper-baby sister'.)
this post was so hilarious I cannot help but comment…wow. The new definition of Desperate=Perez.
Does the book have all the same spelling mistkaes and atrocious grammar that this site does? Oh wait, I see you didn't even write it fatass, it was written by some ghost writer!
My Perezcious would like to remind all the kiddies out there that the F-word is hilariously FUNNY when you see it in print and that there are laughs a-plenty on EVERY page.
Another piece a shitttt……Now you can seat next to Levy and Sarah Palin!
Bargain bin by New Year's!
Question: are you signing the copies "Perez" or "Mario"…….or perhaps just "Pigboy"? Just wondering.
wow. 9.95 on amazon.com. Give it a week, and you'll be in the 5.00 pile. Sorry your book bombed. But again, why would people pay for a book, when we can get all the info free on any web site?
How was the interview on KTLA? Did your skype feed not work?
Re: Dogs Of Pompeii – HES NOT SIGNING IT USING ANY OF THOSE NAMES! MARIO PEREZ PIG NOSED SHIT LAVENDERA ! LOL I DONT KNOW HOW TO SPELL HIS LAST NAME AND I CERTAINLY DO NOT WANT TO GOOGLE HIS ASS SO HE CAN BE THE MOST SEARCHED PERSON ON GOOGLE
Re: Fucktard – DAMN I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS I JUST GOOGLED THAT SHIT HE CALLED HIM A "TALENTLESS DOPE" LMAO! AND HES NOT WELCOMED ON THE KTLA MORNING SHOW ANYMORE.
Oh, so the link to Sam Rubin calling you a "talentless dope" is causing comments to be yanked? (My comment just got yanked) Once you start censoring, it's almost over for you. So, everybody, search Perez KTLA Morning Show because Sam Rubin really hands it to ole Perez - very very funny and true.
A first Perez, in this post you manage to refer to yourself in the 1st person plural (we) and the 3rd person singular (Perez) in the same sentence! The bubble is about to burst, buddy.
Whoever designed the background image on your homepage sucks at spelling/proof reading
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! Sam Rubin ROCKS!!!! Brilliant the way he put you in your place! Seriously you porky phhagg, you think WAY too highly of yourself!
HAHAHAHA!!! FAIL!!! You can't even sell your book so you are offering it at a discount-ALREADY!!!! You suck, just admit it, anything associated with your name turns to shit!!!
Sure things in life; death, taxes and Perez begging for attention. You got owned on KTLA, they are my new heroes.
Hey Porky - this was out on r a d a r online 15 minutes ago - thought I'd save you the work of posting this in 2 or 3 weeks :
EXCLUSIVE: Tiger Woods' Reps Tried To Pay Off Affair Witness
Tiger Woods' representative offered $200,000 to try to pay off a witness with detailed knowledge of his affair with Rachel Uchitel.
oops! forgot to do a time check for you - just so you know while you and your minions were busy doing whatever it is lowlife scumbags do - r a d a r online had this up at 6.30 am Eastern - 3.30 am Cali time.
Get to work phhhagg - this is how you make your money.
I'll buy this at a yard sale for a dime!
WHY ISN"T THIS BOOK AVAILABLE ON KINDLE???!!!!!
That KTLA shit is fucking hilarious!!!! That is better than you getting bitchslapped by the BEP manager!!! Who the fuck do you think you are to DEMAND anything?! I can't believe you even had the fucking nuts to ask to be on again after you acted like that. hahaha!!! Your 15 min of fame is now down to about 3 left…tick tock….
IGNORE THE HATERS PEREZ & KEEP DOING WHAT YOU DO. YOU LOVE YOUR JOB, MILLIONS LOVE YOUR SITE AND THAT'S WHAT MATTERS. YOU'RE MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN THE PEOPLE WHO BASH YOU HERE, SO CHALK UP THEIR LOW BROW COMMENTS TO PLAIN OLD JEALOUSY. CONGRATS ON YOUR ONGOING SUCCESS.
whoring yourself out much? =| seriously, stop
Some of the KTLA smackdown that Mario won't post: Perez said we lied about what happened here, and he demanded a retraction…Well demand this you talentless dope, here is what really happened. Sam goes on with his venomous "deposition," detailing his version of the events. According to Rubin, Perez was booked for a 9:20AM slot on the morning show, but his staff had him arriving at 8AM. The earlier slots on the show were taken by the unlikely combination of Snoop Dogg and a children's choir, so moving him up was not an option. Upon finding out he was scheduled an hour later, Hilton decided he could not wait, as he needed to tend to his blog. KTLA offered him an office in which to work, Hilton instead offered to make an appearance via Skype. Rubin concluded his comments on a poetic note:
The KTLA Morning News and yours truly have been here long before Perez Hilton upchucked his way on to the scene, and we will be here long after he slithers away.
Needless to say, he is no longer welcome on the KTLA Morning Show.
Re: MAGGIEJACK – I'm more successful than Perez when I shit a good turd out in the morning.
I would never buy your book. You are nothing but an egotistical moron. You flaunt celebrities that pay you and dog on those that don't. You are quick to bask Katherine Heigel for smoking but don't call out LadyGagGag. You call Leanne Rimes a homewrecker and adulterer but not Angelina. HYPOCRITE! The "artists" that you flaunt over SUCK. The clothing that you flaunt over SUCKS. I hardly even read your site anymore because you do not but suck up to certain celebs while bashing others (for doing the same thing).
Re: rinzler – Re: MAGGIEJACK – Oh yes, we're jealous of a pig dressed up like a human being. Another 15 year old just joined the party! Whoo-hoo!
Has anyone told you that your book cover looks like a blatant knock off of the cover to The Streets' album "The Hardest Way to Make an Easy Living"?
I just watched the KTLA clip about Perez……."they'll absolutely have him back when HELL FREEZES OVER!" This reminds me of the time I was about to board a plane when a B-actress tried to jump the line, all the while shouting, "Don't you know who I am?!" Without missing a beat, the boarding agent took the mic and loudly announced, "we have a passenger who doesn't know who she is. If someone could please help, we'd appreciate it." Last time I checked, the B-actress bitch was seated in coach! Perez…..you had it coming!
Hey dickhead! Where's the story about the KTLA guy calling you out on the air as a talentless dope?
HAHAHAHA you got your fat kweer ass owned by some local news anchor.
Beginning of the end you piece o'shit.
My li'l dinky radio station in Pittsburgh NEVER mentions Perez…ever..but they did today about the diva attitude he had on Monday at that TV station LMFAO!! What a goddamn loser!!!
YOU GOT SPANKED!!! I LOVED IT!!!!! That was almost as good as you getting punched! Karma baby!
you guys have me rolling with these comments! lmao
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The KTLA Morning News and yours truly have been here long before Perez Hilton upchucked his way on to the scene, and we will be here long after he slithers away.
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ha!! this Rubin guy has you pegged!!
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wow i just seen the video lol…he ripped perez a new one.. perez has some nerve.remember hon you write about celebrities, youre not one!
lol at me being censored lol. the ktla anchor ripped him a new one!
im being censored?lol
Re: lotusbl0ssom – Girlfriend…….that's it in a nutshell!
Talentless DOPE!!!!
Re: Fucktard – What's that e-mail address? I would also like to personally thank him from the bottom of my twisted, blackened heart! lol
Why are you all on this website if you hate Perez so much? I can't wait to read the book!
Thank you Sam Rubin from KTLA. Glad the media is starting to give Perez/Mario/Clownboy what he deserves. To be told he is a talentless hack who just needs to go away.
fuckin rag. i might buy it though to use as fuel or to wipe my ass with
Can someone say bargain-bin. A perfect book for the bad little boys and girls.
Re: Honk if You Hate Perez – HONK !
The Huffington Post has the full story up with video…LMAO
THE BOOK CAN BE PURCHASED FOR $9.90 AT EITHER AMAZON OR BARNESANDNOBLE.COM. WHY WOULD YOU SPEND $14.00 AT THE PENQUIN SITE? NICE MARKETING SCHEME PEREZ…..
KTLA's Sam Rubin just made my Chrismas list!!!!
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As for you Perez, please tell us what it's like to receive a taste of your own medicine?
And WHAT is it like to have your saggy, TALENTLESS DOPE ass handed to you?
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Maybe I'll get the Book to torture my enemies with it.
Sam going off on this lard ass is going to let everyone out of the woodwork, perez bashing will become a national passtime;at least for a week he's not important enough for a two week bashing. Always loved Sam, he tells it like it is and I'm glad the station didn't sensor him. I do wonder why pogboy never posts about his epic fails on this site, that would get him more hits. Everyone wants to see ur demise pigsie.
Oh you got so owned by KTLA. It's about time someone put you in your place you diva fuckwad. Eat shit and die will you? And take your piece of shit no good bargain basement book with you. Dropped to $509 on Amazon…pathetic. I love the review from the Advocate though.
"The style of a catty, celebrity-obsessed seventh-grade girl."
-Advocate
Re: cjbinks – You'll understand once you've outgrown the Rainbow Brite stage of your life. The karmatic wheel spins ’round and ’round and if you're bad, it'll knock you down! It will also beat your ass until you scream "Mary"!
15 percent off a book that has already been discounted 40 percent. wow congrats, and how about an apology to ktla for your hissy fit
since that KTLA thing happened Perez´ Book got the same treatment as Tiger Woods dolls, but Perez wont post that…
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That is the beginning of the end, and I will continue to read all the comments because THIS is the fun I look for entertainment!
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HA, HA and HA!
Re: YUCK – It's because he's a vainglorious hypocritical narcissist that can never admit he was wrong or that he failed. He probably got this way from being spoiled rotten while growing up. Oh wait, he still has his mom clean up after him, so I guess he's not so grown up after all.
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I find the whole KTLA thing fucking hilarious. He waltzes into KTLA like he's some sort of god and expects them to push aside SNOOP DOGG (who is more famous than Perez by several thousand miles) and a bunch of kids so he could go on earlier. When he doesn't get what he wants, despite KTLA offering him the use of their office to "write his blog" (like he actually does that himself anymore), he throws a tantrum that makes a 2 year old look tame in comparison. Sam Rubin gave Perez the verbal smackdown his mother never gave him growing up, and that is why Sam Rubin is my new hero.
Re: suthernpeach – Then why the hell are you giving this website your traffic
Great news!! El Porko's book is now in 2-ply!!!
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA SALES OFF PEREZ?
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOW PATHETIC ARE YOU