R. Kelly Sells His Story!

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R&B singer R. Kelly is the latest celeb to cash in on the autobiography game!

He has yet to pick a title for the book, but R. Kelly promises his autobiography will "tell it like it is" - even on the topic of his child pornography charges!

He must be hard up for $$$$$!

David Ritz is helping R. pen his story, which is scheduled for release in 2011 through Tavis Smiley of PBS fame's publishing house, SmileyBooks.

Will U read it???

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    Posted: Dec 9, 2009 at 5:37 pm / Email this  »

    30 comments to “R. Kelly Sells His Story!”



    1. 1

      Shit no! He disgusts me and I can't believe he still makes any $.



    2. 2

      Hell no I won't read it…..he should be locked up. I won't read the book, but I did watch his "home videos"….that's enough for me.



    3. 3

      Chapter 1. Underage Girls I Have Peed Upon.

      It was a dark and stormy night and I had picked up 2 12 year olds…..



    4. 4

      From Derek1 - Oh, so the link to Sam Rubin calling you a "talentless dope" is causing comments to be yanked? (My comment just got yanked) Once you start censoring, it's almost over for you. So, everybody, search Perez KTLA Morning Show because Sam Rubin really hands it to ole Perez - very very funny and true.

      Just want to keep this up in people's minds - it seems to have gotten buried somehow :)



    5. 5

      Piss, piss piss. Drip, drip drip.



    6. 6

      This bastard should be burned to death!



    7. 7

      he must be piss-poor

    8. Jive says – reply to this


      8

      I WANNA PISS ON YOU! YES I DO, YES I DO, I'LL PEE ON YOU! DRIP DRIP DRIP.



    9. 9

      Re: tigrrrlilly – ROLMFAO



    10. 10

      Sure we will read it he has not done anything wrong really Aaliyah was 15. I think he is brave!

    11. SF90 says – reply to this


      11

      "He must be hard up for $$$$$!"
      Sounds kinda ironic coming from you Perez.



    12. 12

      Re: locopoco
      you think he is brave for peeing on underage girls? wow.



    13. 13

      Could not care less about an R. Kelly autobiography



    14. 14

      Re: tigrrrlilly
      Not the pee part lol. Because he had a relation ship with a underage girl when ppl specially in usa think that you are the devil himself if you are attracted to anyone under 18. And i like that he dared to break that silly rule.



    15. 15

      Relationship*



    16. 16

      I love how the public vilified and humiliated Michael Jackson to death as a result of baseless false allegations from individuals proven to be unscrupulous money-hungry con artists, but for R. Kelly, even though he was caught ON TAPE molesting a child, people happily pretend like it never happened.



    17. 17

      Now that's funny. The Queen of Shitty Books criticizing someone else's book Will Amazon mark it down to 1/2 price before it's released too?



    18. 18

      I thought he openly admitted he didn't know how to write?



    19. 19

      I can't stand R. Kelly I use to like some of his songs. Now if I hear one of his songs I turn the channel. He is disgusting and no, I won't buy his book or support him in anyway.



    20. 20

      Oh, not this pig again..ugh.



    21. 21

      Re: TheBoo

      It was because Michael was gay and prolly because of the way he looked. Because many americans are homophobes too, when will they learn to accept and understand others? If only ppl could have a more liberal view on sex.



    22. 22

      Look up "KLTA Perez" on you tube. You will find a fantastic video showing Mario being handed his balls in a bag… Good stuff!



    23. 23

      He pees on little girls. The end.



    24. 24

      WHO WOULD want to read that? YUCK is about all I can think of. He's a really dirty bird. Seriously.



    25. 25

      Hell No I won't read it. It will be all lies anyway. What a douche bad.



    26. 26

      he's a horrible human. no I won't read his crappy book! why do I want to spend my hard earned cash to learn about why he likes to pee on little girls?



    27. 27

      Trash Sells



    28. 28

      So who is going to buy this book?…..The pedophiles in the Phillipines?



    29. 29

      Re: TheBoo

      VERY WELL SAID!

    30. ap076 says – reply to this


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      The book could be marketed for bathroom reading with the cover in the shape of a toilet seat.