Tiger Has Love Children?!?! A Sex Tape?!?! Will It Ever End?!?!
We wouldn't even believe it, if not for the fact that The National Enquirer was the first source to reveal Tiger Woods was cheating on his wife. So maybe they are on to something?!
The rumors coming out of the mag this morning suggest that amongst the many, many, MANY women that Tiger has had an affair with, some of them may have bore his children. Or at least, that is Tiger's fear.
A close source to the golfer alleges that Tiger is preparing himself for the bombshell of either a sex tape releasing or the news that he has a child with one of his mistresses. The insider says:
"That would be the final straw for his wife - AND Tiger knows it. But there is definitely more than one woman out there who could come forward to say she had his babies."
By our count, there are at least 10! That could build to one hell of a litter!
As for the sex tape, since many of his sexcapades took place in places with security cameras, Tiger is fearful that someone will leak the footage. Furthermore, at least one of his mistresses is known for certain to have videotaped her romps with other BFs.
Like we've always said - if it exists, it will come out! Better to prepare yourself now, bud!
If it is any conciliation Tig, we think you have more of a shot having a sex tape released than an unknown love child. You've been freaky in way more places than you have woman, and none of these bitches seem like the type to have kept their mouths shut for very long.
Was that comforting?
[Image via WENN.]
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
STOP IT!
STOP IT!
STOP IT!
Everywhere I turn, every channel and website I go to THERE HE IS AGAIN!
Make it STOP! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
WHY DOES ANYONE FUCKING CARE?
consolation
fat fuck…. learn how to spell…!!!!
Ha, this is beginnging to be EXTREMELY comical. Tiger messed up sooooo bad! Murphy's Law, sorry bud!
I love you Perez, but I wish you had some editors to read over your posts!
The Enquier was the same magazine that broke the "John Edwards" adultery story. Everybody said "Oh, it can't be right, it was in THAT mag. Well that was true, their story on Tiger is true. This crap is all probably true as well.
"Tiger Gate" keeps getting better and better everyday!
:munch:
Why would you believe the national enquirer? Then again, you're beginning to become just as unreliable!
"If it is any conciliation Tig, we think you have…"
It's "consolation," moron, not "conciliation."
THAT'S the final straw for Elin, sex tapes and love children?! Not the 10+ whores he slept with??
i would be surprised if he had bastards…according to reports, he never used a hat
even im getting tired of the tiger bs
tiger woods needs to go to the caves of afghanistan with osama to escape this
btw im sick of this shit already
Re: MP – RIGHT?!
The press has been talking about love children for awhile now. Wow! Tiger really knew no bounds. So nerdy-looking on the outside and what a depraved sexually sociopathic misogynistic unformed demonically inspired caveman on the inside. What a sad reality for those who didn't know, like his wife, kids, family, and I wonder if he'll ever get it what he really is. If there are innocent children out there then…language becomes deconstructed because it's so abominable and there are no words in any language to describe how disgusting it all is.
i can't think of anyone more boring to have such a massive scandal over.
to be honest with you! i thought before all this happened that 'tiger' was a old dude! i heard his name assumed he was like micheal douglas age please he is so not tiger by nature he's more of a cat-(with flee's-on heat-who needs his balls chopped of!) lets look at the facts
-golf is boring-the only way it should be played is blindfolded ad drunk and a lil crazy!
-this is getting boring he bores me there is like no charisma in him!
-its not about him anymore he has a wife and children(and whatever about him!!) but his wife/children and family deserve better-and christmas is coming lay off!!-1)because your be original -for once(all the other sites have tiger everywhere so how about you not so much and 2)if not i think the ghost of past present and future will show up……merry christmas…(you must be a SOUTH pole elf!)
YAYAYA!!! I'M EXCITED FOR THE SEX TAPE!! I WANT TO SEE HOW BIG THAT COCK OF HIS IS!! I WISH I COULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE SUCKING ON IT
Lately, the National Enquirer has been more reliable than the National news. The NE even broke the John Edwards story.
Well, it has come to light that Tiger doesn't wear rubbers, so maybe he does have love children.
Tiger is a jerk.
Conciliation… sweet Lord…. I've known for a long time you we're illiterate but this just takes the cake.
Re: lakerfan100 – Please don't refer to any out of wedlock children as bastards. It is such a cruel and outdated term.
Re: kit catt – So you must be getting ready to go play a quick 18, because your post is nearly unreadable, as though you were drunk.
golf is boring-the only way it should be played is blindfolded ad drunk and a lil crazy!
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Don't you mean "Whore Children"… yuck… bleah…
I can't believe his wife didn't figure all of this out sooner. I find it hard to believe she didn't know until now. I mean come on.
Well at this point, nothing would be UNbelievable, right? So this is a whole industry in Vegas? Unlimited stashes of surgically enhanced, morally bereft parasites lying in wait for an overpaid, lustful, emotionally immature dope to believe they're entitled to do and take anything they want. What happens now that it's clear what their intentions have been all along….. saving texts, sexts, and I gotta believe sex tapes to sell out their *mark* when the time is right. Tons of wealthy Japanese businessmen I know, but will the *celebrities* customer base dry up? Probably not, they're, as a lot, pretty goddamned dumb.
OMFG! He is soooooooooooooo fucked.
welllllllllllll if he hadn't cheated on his wife in the first place he wouldn't be having ANY of these problems!! As for there possibly being illegitimate kids, well the rumour has it that he is obscenely wealthy. If some gold-digger had his kid I think he'd heave heard about it by now.
…unless his 'manhood' is mammouth, I don't care.
She went to the doctor got lipo with ya money
She walkin' around lookin' like Michael with ya money
Shoulda' got that insured, GEICO for ya moneeey
…If you ain't no punk holla, we want prenup, WE WANT PRENUP YEAAAA!
What an idiot.
Well it certainly wouldn't surprise me if a kid pops up since its now well known that he prefers bareback with his ladies. Nasty whore of a man! And quite a few of the ladies too….Tiger will never have the respect of the world again. He's now relegated to loser status. What a dumbass…..
That's "borne" you idiot.
suuuch a douche.
The National Enquirer told John Edwards' truth and seems to have an inside line to Tiger's as well. It's beginning to look like a job for Maury!
It will never end as long as you keep milking it
Most of us stopped caring 80 stories ago
It could be possible the dumb-ass did'nt wear a condom according to his girlfriend's a couple of them anyway.He must not have been too worried about it maybe because he is Tiger?lol