911 Call For Boy With Tongue Frozen To Flag Pole!

Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True

Has he never seen A Christmas Story?!

A 911 call was made after a young Idaho boy put his tongue to an ice cold flag poll! And shockingly enough, it froze!

Watch the clip (above) of the boy who has only one movie to watch this holiday season!

P.S. Homoeroticism aside, why does anyone get the urge to lick a dirty pole?!

    Posted: Dec 10, 2009 at 8:45 pm / Email this  »

    55 comments to “911 Call For Boy With Tongue Frozen To Flag Pole!”



    1. 1

      Watch Perez being called a "talentless dope" on TV! Someone got seriously owned!

      Search Perez Hilton KTLA on youtube



    2. 2

      Puhleeze - what cold-climate kid hasn't gotten their tongue stuck on the monkey-bars at some point in their youth?



    3. 3

      Just poor hot water on it, silly boy!



    4. 4

      I did that as a kid- stuck my tongue to lick the pretty frost off of metal siding- got stuck fast. My Mother SPIT on my tongue to free it. SO GROSS. Lucky she was there. LOL



    5. 5

      i tried tht before but i knew all u had to do was pour warm water on it



    6. 6

      someone should have washed that kids mouth before putting him on tv.. must've been snackin' right before



    7. 7

      Re: Chandler
      he couldn't move, so how would he get the hot water? dumb ass ;)



    8. 8

      A dirty pole? Only you pervez– we all know you love the ass to mouth action.



    9. 9

      Only a sick pervert like Perez Hilton could find something homoerotic in a 10 yo boy's predicament. You're disgusting.

    10. freak says – reply to this


      10

      u dirty pole licker

      STFU



    11. 11

      LMFAO



    12. 12

      Why don't you tell us Mario. You lick more dirty poles than most.

    13. Dily says – reply to this


      13

      I have seen "A Christmas Story" And that is the first thing that came to mind, when I saw this story.



    14. 14

      He must have watched the movie and done it just to see if it really does happen. You know kids.. dumb and curious.



    15. 15


    16. 16

      Ms. Perez…this is not no new news to me deary…is there anything else that you can talk about besides this blech blach story that I have seen in tv news…pls..be originallllll I mean really perez…



    17. 17

      Re: BetterFasterStronger – trust me on this one, no one really gives a shit



    18. 18

      I live in Idaho, one of the local radio DJ's thought it would be funny to take a picture of his tongue stuck to a pole the day after this, he ripped his tongue off and ended up in the hospital.



    19. 19

      Re: Julie Newmar – he wishes.



    20. 20

      Your comment Perez, about Homoeroticism at this age is totally inappropriate. What you are implying is too much for any kid at any stage of his/her life to handle. I love your website, but this pissed me off a little. Obviously, you don't have school aged kids my friend.



    21. 21

      That SUCKS. That happened to me once. You just have to rip it off. It hurts and it will bleed. Or pour warm water over it. But where are you going to get warm water outside in the middle of winter?



    22. 22

      Ignorance for the ages! A kid did that when I was in elementary school wayyyy back in 1973!



    23. 23

      Never seen anything quite like it? Does this firefighter live under a rock??



    24. 24

      I think the the stupidest part of this story is that 911 was called. This isn't the first time its happened. You don't need to call the fire department to pour water on it its not that hard!!



    25. 25

      Couldn't they have wiped that chocolate from the corner of his mouth? Maybe it was for added effect. Funny, though.



    26. 26

      lmao



    27. 27

      Leave it to PedoPerez to get a homoerotic kick out of a kid!



    28. 28

      Kids are constantly getting their tongues stuck to metal in the winter. I did it on an iron railing, I think I was trying to lick icicles or something.



    29. 29

      lol idiot



    30. 30

      Oh, god I bet he learned a lesson. Never put your tongue on a nasty pole again. He would be grounded for life!

    31. 6one9 says – reply to this


      31

      I thought ALL parents taught their kids not to do that shitz when they live in a freezing climate!! Blame the parents for the lack of common sense on this one!!



    32. 32

      Well when I was 11 I got my tongue stuck to an orange ice popsicle, so I can kinda relate to what happened to him, only my tongue got stuck to something more sanitary!

    33. party says – reply to this


      33

      LICK A DIRTY POLE!
      LICK A DIRTY POLE!
      OH
      HOW
      I
      LOVE
      TO
      LICK A DIRTY POLE!
      after it's been cleaned, of course.



    34. 34

      that kid needs to leave the polls for the stripes



    35. 35

      This actually happened to a boy here in Vancouver, Washington…yesterday! He goes to Alki Middle School. I guess it doesn't matter where you are, there are stupid kids everywhere! haha



    36. 36

      i never knew that happened in real life



    37. 37

      haha poor kid!

    38. ash,* says – reply to this


      38

      Wow mario… Why don't you start reporting everytime a cat gets caught in a tree? It's just about as interesting.



    39. 39

      lol…. what and idiot!



    40. 40

      LOL, we used to do that when we were kids. I waited patiently for my pharents to get hot water to loosen my tounge, but my friend paniced and ripped it loose. Some of the skin on his tounge remained there in the ice:S



    41. 41

      I thought it was common knowledge not to stick your tongue on objects like a cold flag pole. Until recently when two guys at my work on different occasions did this!!! One stuck his tongue in his new freezer to see if it was cold as he was wearing gloves, he thought stuff like that only happend in movies! The other got a huge icicle outta the freezer at work after eating one of our new chilli's & it stuck to his tongue!!!! boys are idiots!



    42. 42

      Re: Paris France
      hey hottee♥♥
      xoxoxoxoxoxox
      I have 2/wonder
      if TIGER LICKZ DIRTY POLEZ..HEHEHEHEHEHHE
      WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
      zoundz like dat tigertank iz up 4/anythangllll
      zome zhitfukzhitfukin toootteeefukinfruity



    43. 43

      I saw this story on CNN yesterday morning. This is not the first time he's done it. Kid is abviously looking for attention….



    44. 44

      The same thing happened to me when I was about 5 years old. My sister dared me to lick the pole and I did and got stuck. My mother poured warm water over it to unstick me. Kids do dumb stuff all the time.



    45. 45

      I saw a kid do it when I was in grade school, and I even knew then that it was stupid…ouch.



    46. 46

      Re: lalalahahaha – Someone was obviously there to call 911, right? THEY could have gotten the hot water, fool. ;) Try to keep up.



    47. 47

      Perez wishes his tongue was stuck one Zack what's his face's pole :-p



    48. 48

      a few years back i was at the winter carnival and some drunk guy was peeing on a wirefence. i don't know how but the tip of his dick got stuck to the fence. he was screaming his lungs out and eventually three other drunk guys came to the rescue and wound up peeing on his dick to set him free.
      good times.



    49. 49

      This also hapened in Portland, Oregon yesterday ……



    50. 50

      homoeroticism? really?!? he's a kid, u perv. I think u might need to be locked up. or at least put under surveillance.



    51. 51

      dont say "P.S. Homoeroticism aside, why does anyone get the urge to lick a dirty pole?!"
      he's a friggin 10 year old child
      i bet when you were that age you did some pretty retarded things too .



    52. 52

      Fukkin moron ..i would of pissed on it for him too unthaw it ..silly kid ..poles are for homos like perez !!!



    53. 53

      shut up perez we all know you have licked millions of "dirty poles" in ur lifetime



    54. 54

      Re: lalalahahaha – the person who called 911 or anyone standing around



    55. 55

      Nice canvas.