Tiger's Wood: The Porno!
Filed under: Tiger Woods
They didn't waste anytime, huh?
Every good scandal gets parodied, but Tiger Wood's epic slew of adulterous exploits could only truly be appreciated in one genre: PORN!
It has been reported that the script for Tiger's Wood has already been drafted and completed. The piece is billing itself the "official porn parody" of the golfer's best plays in the bedroom, with some added touches to spice up the good parts.
How fun!
The shameful reach even new lows!
Wonder if they could get any of Tiger's lucky 13 to make a cameo?!
[Image via WENN.]
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HE'S GAY
GAY
GAY
GAY
GAY
GAY
LIES
LIES
LIES
GAY
DID I SAY HE'S GAY?
HE IS
13 GIRLS WITH WOODEN STRAP-ONS DOING TIGER
wooden tiger-hidden strap on
The shameful reach even new lows!
So they finally joined u MARIo??
i cant wait!
Off topic. I can't wait. Have you guys seen Taylor Swift's new hairdo. GEORGOUS! It's straight and pretty. That's my white kid sister in my head. She was my pretend daughter at first, but I'm too young. Lol. She's unrecognizable by the way.
Actually, on reddit today I read the draft for this porn, if you are interested check it out
Re: trinigirl123 –
WHO CARES. THE BITCH NEEDS SINGING LESSONS. OR STICK WITH WRITING TEENY TUNES FOR DISNEY STARS. TAYLOR SWIFT SUXXX LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: SkipperBarbie –
HAHAHA! A MUCH BETTER PLOT!!
WORKING TITLE: 13 HOLES - REVENGE OF TIGER'S WOODS
Re: SkipperBarbie – "wooden tiger-hidden strap on" LOL!!!!
They could make a re-make of 'Up 'n Coming', with Rachel as the Marilyn Chambers character, and Tiger as Charlie STRAYHORN. The orgy scene at the end I'm sure he'd enjoy.
Tiger's Wood! LMAO!
For some men… 18 holes is par for the course.
whats the name of the porn…gonna be funny
too much sex even for a porno.
let's see the peen. he might as well at this point.
Tiger is SO ugly. Inside and definitely out.
Good luck with that. Tiger get help!
ok! He's big (half black) and a freak. What more could a whore ask for?
It's funny on the surface but sad underneath.
bahahahaha!!! Tiger's Wood… gotta love porn titles!
No, he's no gay… HE'S UGLYYY… Even tho… I think that every single girl who had sex with him looked at him peeing by side… because his face is the ugliest thing EVER!
Classy…..
Tiger's Wood………ROTFLMMFAO!!!
Well Tiger, get out of that one. Ithink it's time to start showint those nude photos. Not that I am in the least bit interested to see one - No way - but it might flush the man? out into the open. By the way, could be time to go and play some golf Tiger. Other than playing with people's emotions, that's what vou do. Time to get of your ass.