Josh And His Momma Go Tree Shopping
Filed under: Fergie > Josh Duhamel
By the looks of things, you wouldn't even recall that they had a cheating scandal earlier this year.
Fergie and her hubby Josh Duhamel were spotted picking out a Christmas tree for their home yesterday.
All smiles in front of the cameras we see.
But seriously, what the hell is going on with Fergie's neck?!?
You can spend as much time and money keeping your face young, but if your neck looks like your grandmother's, then it's money wasted.
Eww, put a scarf on.
[Image via Ramey Pix.]
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hahahah Perez..you're such the bitch…. we know you don't like her..but seriously baby…drop it…it's getting old. Can you find a new specimen to pick on? hahahahahhahah
and i suppose you haven't a blemish, wrinkle or spot anywhere on your pristine and perfect person?
why aren't people allowed to age gracefully? why must everybody look airbrushed and perfect every minute of the day?
why are you so hateful?
what the fuck Perez? You are so judgemental by petty shit. We all have flaws and we all work hard to stay healthy. Well, most of us. What is your deal with knockin people on minor things. Fergie isn't telling you to wear a mask. Grow up and give us something we can read. pathetic.
At least they are still together!!!!!!!!! Hope they work their probs out!!
She is talking and laughing. Those are something you dont recognize…they are called muscles.
Judging by how scrawny and jiggly your own arms were on Chelsea last night, you dont know what those are. How did it feel to look funnier than you were.
turtle neck needed?
why don´t you call her names like you used to?
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ahhh, I know…
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BOOM BOOM POW
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"talentless DOPE"
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muah ha ha
SHE MUST BE LOVING THAT THE TIGER WOOD`S SCANDAL OVERSHADOWED HER STRIPPER FUCKER HUSBAND`S STORIES.
Gosh…leave her alone! It's only because she's happy and laughing. She is NOT old enough to have an *old* neck, so it's not that having work done is allowing her to have a young face while the rest of her ages. I'm happy for them if they are working it out and are happy…quit picking on her.
Big news. You hate Fergie. She will never get a nice word from you.
shes wearing those huge glasses yet her eyebrows are still reaching for the sky. she is so bizarre.
so you make fun of women who get plastic surgery and yet then you make fun of women who are aging…hmmm so what are women supposed to do. God I only wish I could be as perfect as you to know how best to look at all times.
You are a perfect example of why there are young anorexics and women who go under the knife too much. You are a bad person, plain and simple.
Perez baby - get a life dear! We know you truelly want to be Fergie in real life. Go find a real life our little sick baby boy! Damn, you are a nasty piece of work!!
If you think Fergie should put a scarf around her neck, you should put a tarp over your whole being.
Fergie = Woof !
Get a life, Perez! Quit commenting on such trivial stuff!
Fergie - we love you babe (and Will for slapping this bitch). F.N. Perez is a fucking clown!
fat ass you need a scarf over your face….really….why do you have so much anger??? how many times could you have been beat up in high school??????? GET OVER IT….you are fat…gay….ugly…and will never have a date….
She IS starting to look quite matronly ….
Sad f#ck! Please let me not sink to this level again. Go away and die somewhere off camera. I am tired of hearing about your useless existence every 6 months or so…
Go away Perez! Please dude…
Re: the Period – Cuz she had the brow lift surgery!!!
Once again Perez, you show us that you're nothing but a hypocrite. It seems ok to make fun of older people (especially women), but watch out if anyone says or does anything bigoted towards homosexuals. You're an ageist - defined as a prejudice against a particular age-group, most commonly the elderly (in this case 30-somethings). Shame on you!
Yeah Perez and what's going on with ur ugly mug and ur billboard forehead and your tiny nasty limp dick, you HOMO. STFU.
EVEN IF SHE "FIXED" HER CHICKEN NECK, SHE WOULD STILL BE A BUTTERFACE !! HA HA HA
Re: the Period – I noticed that too… i've always found her eyebrows too look overy lifted though…
So why is aging a bad thing? You really shouldn't make fun of people like this…rather see this than all those robot plastic surgery faces…
i'm disappointed with josh duhamel's as, to be honest. or is it just wrong choice of jeans?
Geez P when r u going to get over that inferior complex of yours? Ur just angry u are stuck writtIng bout the very people you wish U were. I love Fergie! Hey girl keep your boy in check!
LEAVE HER ALONE BITCH..
Fergie and Tori Spelling were separated at birth.
If she'll put a scarf on,will YOU put a friggen bag over your head?
What the fucking balls Perez. You are the LAST person that should be calling anyone out on anything on their person. Who the blazing fuck do you think you are? Maybe Sam Rubin can tell us.. " TALENTLESS DOPE " I believe his quote was.
haha u gona get ur ass beat again by their manager!
I don't get it…. He is so fine and she's just fugly and I think she's lying of her age by the looks of it.
Fuck u , u misogynist pig. Your fat belly is much more disgusting.
Her eyebrows are so disgusting. I just can't get over it.
I used to hate hip hop before Fergie & BEP came along. Now I'm a convert. When I was on holidays, the music channel kept playing the Meet Me Halfway video and it was so fitting considering how far I travelled to see the one I loved. Their music was literally the soundtrack to my life and I'll never forget that as long as I live. Fergie is a thousand times more gorgeous than she used to be–if that's possible. LOL
Oh now that you think that she is happy you beat on her again! When you thought she was miserable and loney, and without a man - like YOU, you were nice to her. So fucking obvious. She has what you want. Your "wife" is an ugly woman with a dick nose called Lady Gaga. Oh BTW she is ten years younger than Fergie and really an ugly fucking bitch.
I laughted real hard when I saw this
Infantile
oh no! she's like a *monet* from the movie clueless. from distance, she's gorgeous, but up close just a big ol' mess
VERY rude…..what does YOUR neck look like Perez???? What do you look like NAKED Perez???? Very very rude. U don like people calling you "fat" do you? What r we, in high school? Make fun of someone's personality/character, but not the way they look, it's what they were born with.
Love Fergie, and Mario we all know why you dislike her.
hahahahah
Re: charlie2 – He is an agist but the funny part is Perez isn't even hot when he should be, young!
She should not wear such a necklace - it brings out the folds in that 'turkey-like' neck !
Re: metrecht – He is an agist but the funny part is Perez isn't even hot when he should be, young! –
Bwahahahahaha…that's so true!
Glad to know you're perfect perez..
it is all camara angles Anyone can look bad or good depending on what the camara catches.
I can't stand you Perez, however I agree on this one. She is my age and she looks waaaaay older. When I talk and laugh my neck doesn't look like it's 60 years old. Her face is just gross. It's all bloated and puffy looking. Her eyebrows are un-naturally halfway up her forehead, her skin looks thin and icky, and what's up with her hair? She looks like she's balding! The neck is the least of her worries. She's nasty looking.
I'm not sure how she bagged Josh Duhamel in the first place…but I'd cheat on her if I were him too. I couldn't imagine having sex with her for the rest of my life. Ewww.
Perez, you keep knockin' other people for their looks, but seriously if those are the rules then I guess your fair game. Your head is HUGE sweetie.
Wow Perez, you've become such a douchbag! If you expect her to put a scarf around her neck, maybe you should consider putting a paper bag over that fugly face of yours!
….and you too shall have a saggy neck some day. You're so judgmental. It's annoying at times.
Honestly, she isn't very attractive, but Perez' comments aren't very nice. I'll bet he wouldn't say that about an aging male.
Really Perez, doesn't being such a negative person drain your energy?
LOL, she says she is 31. Hahaha. More like 51.
ummm okay what the fuck?arent you and fergie like a couple years apart just because she's aging and doesnt look fake like you doesnt mean you have the right to judge her!
Fugly Ferg again?
you're so mean to her…"fuglie" is probably the meanest nickname you could give anyone
No one's perfect. Can't wait to see her in NINE! Glad to see she and Josh seem to be working it out on their marriage. Mario tis the season to be jolly!
Everyone has a problem area maybe her neck is hers.
I doubt it's her neck he's focused on
The Meth has turned her neck into a vagina! She use to be such a cute child TV star…all her good years are behind her. Oh well at least for Fergie it is just her looks and not her life like some child stars and meth and partying hasn't killed her.
Perez, you're an ass. Your neck will look like worse at a far younger age
Dick.
More to the point, dickless.
Gee Perez, last night Rob Marshall who directed NIne the movie Fergie is in, and also directed Chicago was gushing over Fergie's audition, and Daniel Day Lewis was also gushing over her. So, what is it you are famous for? Oh that's right- mocking and gossiping about people like Fergie who have lives and talent you wish you had. What a sad pathetic existence you have. Fergie is gorgeous and sweet and you are only nice to her when you think she is without a man - like you! You really are in need of a reality check. Sad man following ugly Gaga around.
Such a beautiful beautiful couple. Perez quit hating because you want her hubby. She has him not you.
um…you should also be pointing arrows at that weird ass looking contraption around her neck. what is that thing?
Perez, might I suggest you stop talking shit about Fergie before Will.i.am 'Boom Boom Pow's your ass… again!
what is your problem i like lady gaga but she is one of the homlies woman i have ever seen and you never talk about how she looks what fergie isnt willing to pay you.what happened to your big record deal
I can't believe i took the time out of my life to create a name to comment on this bitches page. but it's only cause i can't stand the bitch PEREZ and if she ever gets to read this………. Perez I guess the black eye you got didn't hurt, right? Cause you looking for a GOOOOOOOOOD ass beating you have it coming. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I loathe BEP but… LEAVE HER ALONE! SHE IS OK, A WOMAN, LET HER BE!!!
Fergie, is the ugliest thing on this planet.
Yup, at 34 she is definitely not old enough to have an "old" neck. The picture is not doing her justice! I don't buy it!
I think you're asking for a new black eye Perez.
You are thr ugliest mother fucker out there. You are so jealous that you will NEVER reach the level of success that this woman has, nor will you ever have a mate as hot as she has. By the way, GLAAD hates you!
@ Kimble,Fergie & BEP isn't hip hip,they're a joke and lame,far from real hip hop.
What the hell is with all the snark lately? This site used to make fun of obvious blunders, ugly people, fashion mistakes and poor styling. Now apparently the moto is to make fun of anyone and everyone that is not one of Perez's pets. I know Perez and his sister are no prizes and I bet the other ghost writers aren't either. Yeesh! If Fergie needs to wear a scarf cause her neck looks gross, then you two need to wear bags over your heads.
Oh and if Fergie needs to wear a scarf (Cause her neck is ugly), then Beth Ditto should just go ahead and throw herself into traffic and save the rest of us the pain of having to look at her.
Josh is such a douchebag! And Fergie's stupid for staying with him! He gets caught cheating and now he's always with her and acting like a good husband!
STOP! Quasimodo…
You fault us for aging, you fault us for not aging…you fault us for being fat and ugly…you fault us for wanting celebrity…you fault, you fault, you fault…
All those things you are and hate…
Come on now perez—leave her neck out of this!! She rocks!! And as for her hubby - he is a douche…
my god i'm sick of fergie.. does anyone else agree that she is just U-G-L-Y?
Leave her alone
it's ’cause you want Duhamel….. and you can't have him. Now get over it!!
You Ugly SOB. What A face. What a giant head. What a pudgy man. You have some nerve girrrrl. I bet you don't allow mirrors in your house. Your life. Or you would kill yourself. That's it! I finally figured out why you haven't blown your brains out yet. Hey kids! Now we know what to get pig face for Christmas - A mirror. maybe then he'll go away. Far, Far Away. If you know what I mean…
Perez, you are a caddy fame whoring bitch. With all that weight you "lost" you probably having some saggy skin too. Way to perpetuate stereotypes for the youth of america. You are just as bad as an influence on the youth as "The Hills."
OMG, that is hilarioso.
She has the Perdue chicken man's neck! LOL
God you're an asshole Perez! I don't want to be around when all the Karma hits you hard; it's going to be really ugly.
Re: Norman Bates – did she really? i didnt know that. makes her look very bizarre, like the joker.
don't be such a jerk, Perez.Shit she's not 20 years old!!!!!!
i dont condone cheating but i could see why he would, i know she is older but she looking lots older way more than she should. what happend to the fergie when she had her first solo album, she looked great then
Im looking more at her sick assed eyebrows.
you should draw arrows to her eyebrows too! Those things are NOTTT cute - she looks like a bad trani! and horrible dye job.
Careful Perez…you don't want to get popped in the face again… do you? Remember most people just laughed at you… and it was because of sh*t like this!
Seriously, Perez! Are you making a big deal out of Fergie's neck?! Girlfriend looks amazing, is succesfull ánd married one of the yummiest men around. Period.
her neck looks like it has muscles
Perez, you're an asshole.
What about all the purple angry looking stretch marks up and down YOUR body? She can fix her problem with the Lifestyle lift! She was a late comer because less talented female artists were dominating the scene. Simple as that!
oh yea, her neck is nowhere NEAR as ugly as your idol gaggag.Why would you not focus on her Toucan beak????I mean, it has it's own zipcode.
you r a hypocrite perez. you just as to the celebrity disease and promote celebrities.
She has a vagina on her neck.
uhm..i believe that is her thyroid gland a little bit overgrown, shes got goiter…probly takin some thyroid hormones to boost her metabolism n lose weight…
I'd like to see her birth certificate because I don't believe she is 33 years old