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This Slut's 15 Minutes Should Be Over By Sunday!

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Money talks for this ho!

Rachel Uchitel, one of the many mistresses of Tiger Woods, is in talks to pose for Playboy.

The deal isn't finalized and bitch apparently "wants a lot of money."

Big fucking surprise! She's going to milk this scandal for all its worth!

ClASSy!

[Image via JDH / JCP / WENN.]

    Posted: Dec 11, 2009 at 5:00 pm / Email this  »
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    89 comments to “This Slut's 15 Minutes Should Be Over By Sunday!”



    1. 1

      Playboy would be wasting editorial space with this one. She's not pretty. And she's kind of obnoxious. Oh, and she's a whore.



    2. 2

      She's a winner!



    3. 3

      Hats off to this scank she fucked and fucked and fucked and she finaly cashed-in. Scanks everywhere this should be your hero. Woods was a low life scank, note he had no class with all his money he could not fuck any scank with class. Just Ho's



    4. 4

      probably not going to happen since tigers camp got involved…got cold feet



    5. 5

      You go, Gloria Aldred! C**t! The two of you plus the 10 other women that have come out of the woods, make all women look stupid.



    6. 6

      The slut's 15 minutes will be going strong as long as you keep posting about her, fatty.



    7. 7

      Perez man, don't call her a slut. You don't even know her. You have a lot of nerve Perez.



    8. 8

      yuck. i have zero desire to see her second pair of (probably fake) sausage lips.



    9. 9

      7 figures speaks louder than 6 figures….but that would be insider info



    10. 10

      Pathetic desperate whore.



    11. 11

      I think the key word here is "MILK"–good lord. Is there anything about this cow that's real??



    12. 12

      Nice chompers.



    13. 13

      Watch Perez being called a "talentless dope" on TV!
      Search Perez Hilton KTLA on youtube



    14. 14

      They should have a special issue with all of em. Call it Tigers fugly dozen



    15. 15

      This hoe is now "hiding" (not her boobs though), Who cares about her, there are millions like her. Noticed her lips different from when she lost her fiance 9/11. She is just a pro. slut.



    16. 16

      But it upsets her ladylike sensibilities if someone (Joy Behar) calls her a hooker? Go figure. No wonder she liked sex with celebrities…Ka Ching!

    17. @v@ says – reply to this


      17

      Sometimes classy becomes being able to pay the rent and eat. I would imagine that she doesn't have her former job working for Tiger any more. Sometimes you just gotta do what ya gotta do. Anyone who has lived through losing a fiance in 9/11 gets a bunch of wiggle room from me.



    18. 18

      Why shouldn't she? You got named Hispanic of the year by a mag even tho you haven't done anything worthy other than use the term fa**ot towards others.



    19. 19

      We love you Tiger woods mistress.Keep up the good wok and stay strong.We all know how tramatic this all is!!!



    20. 20

      Tiger is a nasty piece of shit and so are all of his chicks. Filthy slags frantically grasping at their nasty/disgusting "15 minutes".



    21. 21

      Re: poodlewithamohawk –

      Agreed. Hey, I love your avatar! Poor Jan and her wig. LOL



    22. 22

      Go get 'em Rachel.



    23. 23

      oh please you would do the same thing..money talks and bull shit walk's..share the wealth.love ya perez



    24. 24

      Celebrity fucking, FAMEWHORE. Any normal person with a fucking brain wouldn't be out on the streets laughing and playing with paps. Her behavior is DISGUSTING.

      Two words Rachel should etch in her mind: KARMA, BABY.



    25. 25

      Nice HORSE TEETH. Feed this bitch an apple, stat!



    26. 26

      let's hope she does some porn too!



    27. 27

      Re: Paulie – Do us all a favor and shut up…doesn't take a rocket scientist to know she is a skank…the world knows now…don't act stupid



    28. 28

      Re: @v@ – so because she lost a loved one in 9/11 she is entitled to "wiggle room" to fuck a married man? You are just as nasty as she is!



    29. 29

      Gloria Allred probably ate this nasty chick's asshole and cun*t.



    30. 30

      Re: Trancelike –

      Eat her shit.

    31. @v@ says – reply to this


      31

      Re: LusciousLiz – Excuuuuuuuse me. You maybe ain't so luscious. A little empathy would help you understand that major trauma can so put a person off track in their lives. She worked for Woods, and the slippery slope can be hard to see when a person's hurting. He was the married one; she wasn't, but I agree that IF she slept with him as well as 'procured' for him, that I'm not cool with adultery.



    32. 32

      After careful consideration i actually decided not to blame her, or any of the other girls. After all Tiger is the married one. Tiger is the one who owed it to his wife not to be of doing it…he deserves getting caught out - and who the hell can blame these girls for making the best of it moeny wise in the long run - who wouldnt !!

      And once again poor wifey for having to go through this, but she will come out stronger o nthe other end, at at least she will be loaded, unlike many others whose marriages fall apart cause of cheating husbands !

    33. @v@ says – reply to this


      33

      OH, and Liz - Just clarifying that posing for Playboy was maybe doing what she gotta do to make ends meet; not the adultery thing, lol. I see why you thought that. Happy holidays.



    34. 34

      Funny thing….here in Seattle her ex husband is all over the news because come to find out Ms. Sleaze is way behind on her child support payments!! She is being tracked down by the courts right now. Check it out Perez….she is just digging herself deeper.



    35. 35

      UGLY UGLY BITCHH



    36. 36

      Are you serious?!?! Hef must be desperate in his old age!! Why would anyone want to see her used & abused thing!!! That thing is probably so stretched & worn it prob. hangs low!!! GROSS!!!



    37. 37

      when will your 15 minutes be up perez?



    38. 38

      Re: @v@ – Trust me I'm as Luscious as they come and I have had horrible heartache in my life I still don't screw married men….I hear where you are coming from and he is worse than she but this girl inparticuliar has a history of wanting to be with men in the spotlight…I have NO sympathy for her…for losing her fiance I do but not for this crap



    39. 39

      Re: @v@ – Happy Holidays to you too…..



    40. 40

      Re: @v@ – You're either blind or stupid. I'm thinking a combo.

      She's a whore. She slept with a married man. He is wealthy and famous.

      I'm not apologizing for him. He's wrong too. SHE HAD SEX WITH A MAN KNOWING HE WAS MARRIED! I HOPE SHE BURNS IN HELL.

      You have no argument. Pay the rent? GET A FUCKING JOB, NOT A JOB FUCKING.

      I hate whores.



    41. 41

      Re: sushilover – YOU hope she burns in hell? That's a bit hard core isn't it? You act as if she cheated on you! Relax….deep breaths



    42. 42

      If YOU stop talking about her, it will be over. The sooner the better.



    43. 43

      Now, now Perez! You should appreciate the idea that people take advantage of opportunities that come their way, regardless of the circumstances.



    44. 44

      ppl are so stupid, HONESTLY why is it everyones buisness who sleeps with who. Tiger woods earned his money playing golf BIG DEAL!!!!! that doesnt mean that he can't have any drama in his life he has to be PERFECT…this whore just wants to be famous,on t.v..The worst thing of all is now every damn news is talking about this dumb ass affair HELLO PPL THERE IS A WAR going on ask any person WHY IS AMERICA IN THE WAR nobody will know, Ask them whoz fucking what famous person and everyones on top of the GOSSIP—get over it ITS RECESSION get to work ppl lol



    45. 45

      What do you want her to do?



    46. 46

      Bet she is the one that call The Enquirer to leak the story out so she can blackmail Tiger.



    47. 47

      SHE SURE LOVES THE CAMERA….TIGER SURE LOVES WHORES



    48. 48

      So perfect that she'll pose for Playboy. Obviously, she has no morals anyway.
      No different than Levi Johston … opportunity knocks .. earn the big paycheck



    49. 49

      are you serious??



    50. 50

      Re: Tamara22 – If you're so fucking concerned about the goddamned war, why the FUCK are you reading Perez HIlton?



    51. 51

      Re: Tamara22 – ummmm aren't you here also talking about it HYPOCRITE????? Shut the hell up



    52. 52

      poor elin.



    53. 53

      cant wait



    54. 54

      good stuff…check this out tho.. her boobs pop out while performing w w w . u s e x e d . c o m/sexy



    55. 55

      fcking skank



    56. 56

      better make sure she wears sunglasses in playboy..bc thats the only time she looks attractive



    57. 57

      Allright let me get this straight she is a skank for wanting to make money off this scandal. You make money by posting stories about this scandal. What gives the right to take some sort of moral high ground. I have no problem with either of you making off this. But piggy you really look in the mirror and realize the 2 of you are not so different.



    58. 58

      What a fucking whore.



    59. 59

      There are a a lot of celebrity groupies (whores) but what make this UGLY skank so special….
      I hope Playboy sells 0 copies of this homewrecking WHORE…..



    60. 60

      Seems Tiger has a thing for skanky, stupid fame whores who would rather spread their legs and blab their personal lives to the world than go out and get a real job and just be normal, upstanding non-skanks who don't crave attention and money.



    61. 61

      Isn't it pathetic how these skanks are all walking around like they're celebrities, smiling for the cameras and acting like they've actually DONE something, other than fuck a MARRIED famous guy??? It is disgusting that they actually think that they are famous now too. The one that really got to me was that UGLY SLUT Jaimme GRUBBS (yea, nice name whore) on that tv interview when she "apologized" to Tiger's wife. I wanted to fucking punch that fugly ho in her ugly gorilla face. Ugh. these bitches make me PUKE!!



    62. 62

      Re: @v@ – Oh SHUT UP! she didn't "work" for Tiger you idiot! unless she was really a paid whore…..which I don't doubt but whatev, she supposedly was a "hostess" at a nightclub, why would they fire her now? Its probably good for buisiness having a known whore there???



    63. 63

      Dear Rachel Uchitel, you are a whore. You had sex with a married man with the intention of getting financial gain. I hope you die of syphilis.

      I'm not sexist. I think men who sleep with married women are equally unworthy of life.

      Please die soon and burn in hell. I HATE YOUR FUCKING GUTS, YOU STUPID WHORE.



    64. 64

      HOMEWRECKING WHORE
      tiger's wife is way hotter…



    65. 65

      Tiger's wife is stunning. This trash looks like an old biker hag. Even her breast are ugly. I wonder is she knows how old she looks and how angelic Tiger's wife is.

    66. @v@ says – reply to this


      66

      Re: sushilover – You need to read the whole thread before you call someone else stupid, stupid.



    67. 67

      Will someone please mow this whore down with an SUV or something? sooooooo tired of seeing her smug smirking whorebag ugly face in every photo in the news

    68. @v@ says – reply to this


      68

      Re: sushilover – The job I was referring to was posing for Playboy as stated in article, above; and I don't think Mario publishes in braille.



    69. 69

      RACH, DO THE WORLD A FAVOR: BECAUSE WE $EE THROUGH YOUR NAU$EATING TRAN$PARENCY - WEAR YOUR SUNGLA$$E$ IF YOU HAVE A PLAYBOY $HOOT. THAT WAY, FUG - WE DON'T HAVE TO LOOK AT YOUR CROOKED EYES. $ERIOU$LY - I THINK TIGER F**CKED HER BECAU$E $HE'$ A FUGLY VER$ION OF HIM. WON'T BE BUYING PLAYBOY THAT MONTH. . .



    70. 70

      HER HOR$E TEETH LOOK IDENTICAL TO TIGER'$. BLHECK.

      FUG CITY.



    71. 71

      SUSHILOVER: YOU ARE 100% CORRECT. FIRST SHE F**KS AN ACTOR WHO'S WIFE IS PREGNANT AND THEN TIGER WHOM SHE KNOWINGLY HAD A WIFE AND TWO PRECIOUS KIDS. AND WHO KNOWS HOW MANY COUNTLESS OTHERS? WHEN HER FIANCE DIED IN 9/11, I THINK IT F**KED HER HEAD AND SHE WANTED REVENGE ON EVERY OTHER WOMAN WHO HAD THE HAPPINESS SHE DOESN'T. AND MY GOD - SHE IS BUTT UGLY! I THINK IT'S SO WONDERFUL THAT ELIN IS GOING TO GET EVERYTHING THIS BITCH WILL NEVER COME CLOSE TO POSSESSING.

    72. amish says – reply to this


      72

      Steven Cojocaru



    73. 73

      she is the best looking of all of tiger's whores..well with her sunglasses on, at least



    74. 74

      she is just the type to be in playboy ! BIG FAKE TITS that are perfect for the airbrushed magazine! :)

    75. jian says – reply to this


      75

      don't like her….nothing but a starf@@ker



    76. 76

      I find her absolutely disgusting and repulsive. She's a total dog. ewwwwwwwww

    77. StayC says – reply to this


      77

      1) She has a man face and looks post-op
      2) Who wants to admit they're the other woman and part of the demise of someone else's marriage?
      3) She's famous for being a complete whore…she belongs in Hustler or Penthouse (WHERE THE TRASH GOES)



    78. 78

      Re: Pixie. – Agreed !!!
      The only whore here is Tiger.



    79. 79

      she´s fucking crazy bitzzzzz ,who want only being in News p…that´s it …she can not thinking ,she only doing….(i am 110% sure that one day she asking !!!!!!please forgive,hihih meeeeee.



    80. 80

      Gosh I can't beleive this "nasty slut" is even getting an offer for playboy, but hey it can be expected from Playboy especially since they offered it to Kate Gosselin what a suprise it would be offered to this dumb bitch!! Its an insult to playboy if you ask me if she poses but hey what trash is trash….She needs to go and get a facelift and a lose some of that weight and probably go get some meds for those crabs she got from the TIGER!! :) xoxoxoxo



    81. 81

      Re: poodlewithamohawk – Well said. I don't think Gloria's doing her any favors, either. Client in sex scandal posing for Playboy = VERY bad for case. "Business Professional"- what kind of business and what kind of professional?



    82. 82

      aww hef,dont put uggos in your mag like you did with latoya ,no one is going to buy it,and youd think that tiger would have done better choosing on who is going to have an affair wth, hey how about me tiger?Im young blond and hot and if you pay me about a million a year I wont tell, oh yeah I give rim jobs lol



    83. 83

      You people are fukkin hypocrites, especially you Mario. Everyone of you know damn well if you were in a position to financially exploit a situation that occurred in your life, you'd damn sure do it. Matter of fact, it would be stupid not to; especially if you're not financially secure. I'm sure she's getting paid from the Woods camp to not talk and she's not above criticism for what she did with a married man, but not this. If PB wants her to pose and pays her top dollar to do it, then do it.



    84. 84

      Re: Duder Pooder – Would you sell your soul to the devil? -Guess so.



    85. 85

      Think Hef is just "flexing" his wings that he might be one of least products to get away with that…its ok since Kendra isn't on Girls Next Door anymore, no need for anything Playboy related. in a way its what Hef has built his empire on but this is going too far.



    86. 86

      Wouldn't doubt Woods camp had this arranged wiith Hef (hef helping bail him out so to speak) so by the exposure, so called fame,.and ESPECIALLY $$ , would satisfie her enough not to feel the need to talk for payouts! With u on that one! Dont be surprised if u see the hoe in NIKE ads! Re: Duder Pooder –



    87. 87

      Big old heffa. It's freezing cold outside and everyone else is wearing jackets..and what does she have on? Nothing! And who smiles and laughs in public while being photographed when you are being labeled a ho. Please her 15 minutes couldn't come fast enough.



    88. 88

      There she is again with her empty-head and her sunglasses.



    89. 89

      WHOREEEEEEE