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Lily Allen Is A Moron!

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In order to validate her narcissism and low self esteem, Lily Allen became addicted to the internet and its negative Lily-fueled content. Although she may have cut herself off from the world, it doesn't stop her from talking!

The idiot says:

"I don't own a BlackBerry. Or a computer. I don't even read emails. I was using the internet in a really destructive way. In the same way as I guess alcoholics and drug addicts have to stop taking drugs or alcohol to see how negatively it affects them. I had to stop using the internet completely. If I was feeling bad, I'd look for negative things people were writing about me to substantiate how I was feeling: 'Look, I am fat and ugly…'"

Too bad she's not feeling stoopid! We wish she'd take a gander at our site!

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156 comments to “Lily Allen Is A Moron!”

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  1. 1

    No one that's famous comes to this website! Lily has no interest in what you have to say about her nor do most of the celebs that you talk smack about.

  2. ap076 says – reply to this


    I don't find her point to be invalid. You want to see stupid, just pick up a mirror you talentless dope.

  3. 3

    What is so stupid about that? Its probably true! Just bc your site bashes her and she isn't giving you a direct reaction.. stfu

  4. 4

    It is moronic to even be bothered by a single thing said on this site.
    Feel better Lily.

  5. slite says – reply to this


    You fucking moron! She typed this before she gave up her technology. YOU MADE UP THIS ENTIRE STORY! What the hell is wrong with you and your lame interns?

    This story is liablious and slanderous. I hope she sues your ass off! You remmeber lawsuits dont you…There are several sites that have already sued you for this type of thing.

    God you are dumb. Fire them all before you get sued.

  6. 6

    Don't attack her. Her self esteem is already really low. And btdubs she loves the gays!

  7. 7

    Ummm… I love this website and enjoy keeping up with the latest pop culture. But I am so terribly disappointed and offended by the constant misogynistic attacks on women. Lily has been called fat, stupid, a slut, a drug addict and many more vicious names on here. I see these attacks on women as Perez's biggest flaw. When he asks for equity for queer people he should understand the same should apply for women. Women are a minority that have been subjugated and mistreated for many ages. He should be setting a clear and positive example for young people. This is not an acceptable way to portray women.

  8. 8

    And that's stupid because..??? I'd say that's the most reasonable thing to do.

  9. 9


  10. 10

    it's mean what you do to people. it's never okay to purposely try and break a person down. it's hard enough to have good self esteem being a normal person walking around. i'd imagine it's even harder when you're a celebrity and you've got some obsessed blogger pointing out your every flaw. it seems normal to me that she may seek out validation for her moods just like everyday people listen to sad songs when they're depressed. obviously it doesn't help bring a person out of their sadness but sometimes people just want to be sad for a bit. leave her alone.

  11. 11

    You should look at your site once in a while mario and get a little perspective on yourself.

  12. 12

    You're a grown man who spells stupid as stoopid…and who mocks people who are more talented than him for trying to have a positive attitude towards media.

    That says it all really….

  13. 13

    In order to validate his narcissism and low self-esteem, Mario Lavendiara sits on his fat princess ass and takes cheap shots at people who are better than he is. Even if Lily Allen is whatever Mario says she is, at least she has a set of skills; ie, singing, writing, performing in front of a crowd, being attractive, interesting and even a bit humble and self-deprecating.

    On the other hand, Mario's biggest talent is being an ass hole, along with such qualities as being a crying fucking child (over being punched, which he deserved), kissing peoples' asses to the point of absolute whoredum, and generally adding negativity and desperation everywhere he goes.

    Lily Allen is just fuckin fine. You need therapy, you sick fuck.

  14. 14

    Perez u r a sad excuse 4 a human being i too have body issues and i totally understand what she is saying. To be honest i think u went through a similar process because ur fat ass laid off the twinkies after everybody started talking about your weight. I am really hurt by this post and wish you nothing but bad karma.

  15. 15

    Firstly, there is such a thing as internet addiction and there are a lot of people actually have it. It is like a drug.

    Secondly, if I was a star and people were calling me fat and ugly would I want to be surfing around to find it … fuck no.

    Think before you write Perez.

  16. 16

    I agree….so it Adam Lambert!

  17. jvill says – reply to this


    Lily Allen is more class than you will ever be. I can't blame her for shutting out the internet, if it saves her from having to read moronic content like yours.

  18. 18

    Oh so she's a moron because she doesn't read the bullshit you write!?

  19. 19

    Wow…this is the price of fame. Get thee to a mentor…Allen needs someone in the business to explain why she cannot feed her mind with the insults of a fickle fan base. Love your art, dear girl…..Don't perform for the masses…perform because your creative soul lives and defines itself by what you produce from the depths of your being……again….surround yourself with people who can guide you…good luck!

  20. 20

    wow…you are really ripping her to shreads lately…still upset over the hilarious picture she sent you? Porky Pig.

  21. 21

    Who is this bitch? I think I saw her makin it with a donkey while fappin it in Tijuana.

  22. 22

    i dont get what so stupid? she said nothing wrong.
    i would think a statement like that would make you re think about how much shit you talk perez…guess thats too much to hope.

  23. 23

    Why is that stupid? It makes perfect sense for an 'addict' to cut themselves of from their damaging addiction. This 'story' is stupid, dude. Stop being such a misogynist.
    Is it just me or have the stories on this site gotten more and more needlessly mean lately. It just seems like there's a formula now. "Celebrity doing something normal" + "that celebrity being called an idiot for doing it" Are you running out of material or something or do you feel the need to constantly one-up yourself in terms of meanness in order to get some scrap of extra attention?

  24. 24

    If anybody wants to see Perez being called a "TALENTLESS DOPE", search Perez Hilton KTLA on youtube.

  25. 25

    You just posted that she has BDD. That is where the low self-esteem probably is coming from. It's a disorder and it's not funny or something to be a bitch about. I don't know what you've got against this girl but you are an eternal asshole.

  26. 26

    she's talking about your website you moron, you criticize people and point out their ugliest features like you're the queen of immortality. you are the annoying wasp in the rose garden that could have been lily allen's next album. you probably scared her away from it.

    the reason she has low self esteem is because of lowlifes like you who sit behind their computers and pick on other people. your face looks like a fugged up old lady vagina and you gossip about people for a living. you live in a complete bubble. what you say about people hurts their feelings. just because it's online doesn't mean you're unaccountable for what you say.

  27. 27

    i completely understand what she means. and you're the moron perez

  28. 28

    perez you are such an asshole…take a look at yourself and realize what a fat ugly loser you are.

  29. 29

    okay your always bashing ladies all because your not one it doesn't mean u have to hate them u square

    All those stupid dumb talentless guys like Zac efron are always getting praise from you

    ur such a douche bag

  30. 30

    again i find myself wondering - what did this girl do to you? what in what she just said was indicative of a low IQ? im not actually a fan but she is one of the few big female stars who writes her own material. shes been involved in projects against racism and for youth literacy - she seems a bit daft but an ok person.

  31. 31

    can you please let us all in on what she did to you? going from bff like you used to be with her to this hater campaign means something went down.. we'd all like to know…

  32. 32

    you are such a bitch perez. what is it about kicking this girl makes you feel so good?

  33. 33

    perez, get a life. why would you make fun of somethign like this, fat, pig faced, peice of shit!

  34. odile says – reply to this


    wow, what the fuck is wrong with you perez? you wish she'd look at your site? why? so she can feel like shit about herself? what for..what do you have against her? you're a prick.

  35. 35


  36. 36

    yeah she is a moron

  37. 37

    Fuck off you fat piece of shit. You are the one who SHOULD have low self esteem. It can't be easy having a genital wart for a head.

  38. 38

    Perez you are such an ASSHOLE!!! All you ever do is talk shit about anyone you can! You make me sick, and I wonder how you would feel if people talked as much crap about you as you do everyone else? SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  39. 39

    this girl is self-destructive. it seems like she indulge in misery or something. but i love her music. i don't understand why you are so mean to her

  40. 40

    Perez, your the 'moron', not her.

  41. 41

    Perez, YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!

  42. 42

    I'll start out by saying those that attack Perez Hilton in their comments are just plain HILARIOUS to me. YOU are making the CHOICE to look at his website, not the other way around. He is not in any way forcing his opinions down your throat, it is simply a blog. You have every right to disagree in a respectful manner as everyone has different opinions, but if you are being offensive, just simply do not visit the website any longer. Calling Perez 'Stupid' or a 'Moron' is simply a display of idiocy in itself. I bet these same exact people have anger issues that should be addressed with a therapist, or are unable to sustain relationships of any merit.

    Back to the topic at hand: Perez I RESPECTFULLY disagree with you in you're view of Lily Allen. Although she can at times be a train-wreck of sorts, she is often self-evaluative in her thoughts and words which is more than many people commenting on this blog can say! It is easy to have self-esteem issues in our world today and it is even easier to continue this pattern by just logging onto the internet.

  43. 43

    A lot more people think your fat and stupid Perez.

  44. 44

    she should stop drinking those beers. it's like a damn loaf of bread in a glass!

  45. 45

    lol… exactly!! Perez is just pissed at Lily because she doesn't even care enough about what he says to look at what he's written about her!! HILARIOUS! That must just bite you in the ass Mario!! You're such a bitter little man!

  46. 46

    She's a smart girl… if something doesn't make you feel good, WALK AWAY FROM IT…. I can't imagine why she would ever want to visit your site Perez!

  47. 47

    Perez you can be such an asshole. Y do you like to be mean for no reason? xx

  48. 48

    oh perez. you fat, lonely SOB. deflect all you want - you're still never gonna be happy. you're one giant cosmic joke.

  49. REMO says – reply to this


    You fucking suck at life, Perez. What did we do to your mother, to have her unleash such a cock smoking porker on us???

  50. 50

    lilly allen is sexxxy as hell, i bet she is kinky and probably loves drunk sex mmmm.

  51. Norig says – reply to this


    Why are u so mean to her and seem to hate her??

  52. 52

    She is not an idiot, and her point is valid.

  53. 53

    If anyone here is a narcissist, it is you, Mario. The whole site is about you, your book, magazines you are in, appearances, the celebrities you like, etc. You keep putting other people down to make yourself seem better. Typical bully.

    If someone has a low self-esteem, it isn't because they chose to have one. They can't magically drop it either.

    You started caring so much about physical violence after you got punched in the head, but you don't give a shit about emotional attacks that you lash out to people who don't deserve it. Physical pain and bruises can heal, but emotional pain can last a life time.

  54. 54

    I hope she reads this because i think she is beautiful, I would love to spend an evening together and I like her music and i drink smoke pot and who the fuck is some fat fudge packer with the stupidest looking hair and clothes i have ever seen. At least perez accepted his ugliness and ran with it lol but lily you are wonderfully attractive and i love the cute sexy outfits, come spend the day with me girl. what do you say come to houston….i can wait if needed

  55. 55

    You should take the time to read all comments on your site Perez, because for every hateful post you have, almost 70% of the comments tell you to shut the f*ck up and to shove you big head up your big welcoming hole and leave people alone.

    Oh, now I know why you don't read them, because it's gonna make you feel stupid.

    You can go on and talk about double standard for homos and blabla, but still you are a misogynist fucker who judges women on their weight and their look without makeup. Pig face.

  56. 56

    Ok, her statement is so 1930 but the outfit is just hideous and she doesn't have the body to carry it!

  57. 57

    I'm calling again for Perez to banhammer (using volunteer moderators) anyone who uses his site for attacking him. Why waste bandwidth for people who obviously derive value from Perez, else why would they be on the site to begin with, yet pollute the comments section. If he's so "stupid" and "talentless", why do you frequent a site he created?

  58. 58

    she probably has been here, and it isn't stupid for her to want to stay away from all the negativity that obviously hurts her.

    it's nice to know you encourage her low self-esteem and would pride yourself on adding to it.

  59. 59


  60. REMO says – reply to this


    Re: jagrmeister721 – Do you banhammer Perez the porker in the butt?

  61. 61

    The only moron is MARIO. A moron who deserves another punch in the face.

  62. 62

    Fuck you, Perez.

  63. 63

    Re: jones19 – judging by most of your comments, id say you are a bigger moron!!
    perez, you jealous fuck, you will never have talent……you are a lonely and ugly man who resorts to pictures of zac efron for company. sad.

  64. 64


  65. 65

    Re: jagrmeister721 – To piss people like you off. You got a problem with it… then don't read it.

  66. 66

    You hate Lily Allen. Obviously .. we get it

  67. 67

    I don't know why you go after her so hard. Her music is infections and very clever. Much more clever than your 50's sweetheart Katy Petty. She doesn't even write her songs and her outfits look like they belong on a 55 yo going to the Lions Club. Lily wrote "Fuck You Very Much" which is a much better gay rights anthem than the straight girls' "I Kissed a Girl". God grow a brain.

  68. 68

    PEREZ FAIL Meter:
    For those keeping track, of the first 37 comments to this article:
    33 think Perez is a moron, an idiot, or otherwise disagree with the post
    4 are either neutral, agree with Perez, or are clueless
    5 Star posting awards go to:
    Re: Zombie Hitler
    Re: hawt bytch
    Honorable mention goes to:
    Re: SeanOfTheDead
    How long can Mario keep this blog up when he is SO out of touch with his readers (and humanity in general)?

  69. 69

    How is what she wrote stupid Perez? Or are you that stupid that you don't understand what she wrote? She's saying that reading the negative things about herself (for example the name calling and nit picking on your site) was only adding to the fuel of how down she was on herself and that she had to stop because it simply wasn't healthy.

  70. 70

    Perez, why are you such a jerk? You say there's no excuse for violence, yet emotional abuse is just as bad if not worse! You are such a terrible person and I can't imagine what could have happened to you to bash people the way you do! I'm no angel by any means but to consistently beat people down is sad.

  71. 71

    Lily's a joy. Adored her song and video for 'The Fear.' She is a free spirit.

  72. 72

    Can't wait to see your next video on utube crying how your ass got beat. Ur not doing yourself any good cause karmas a bitch pork shit attention whore. Don't listen to him Lily, u r beautiful and god blessed with a gift. Perez is a sad jealous inferior fat bitch.

  73. 73

    Re: jagrmeister721
    That's so funny
    You're like the tattle tale kid
    in school who wants to rat out
    all the other kids.

  74. 74

    If she were ever to "take a gander at our site!" she would quickly discover that a huge number of the "posse" think you are a mean-spirited vulgar petulant panty-waist.

  75. 75

    maybe she shouldn't wear shit like THAT if she concerned about looking awful.

  76. 76

    That's it you homophobic asshole…I'm done with your evil attacks on certain performers.
    Calling a lesbian a "MAN" is unacceptable to me. You are using gender labels to hurt. Terribly immature for a gay man. Grow up.
    I'm done giving you traffic…I won't be back, I won't ever have anything good to say about you.
    If I see you in my town, Santa Monica, I will heckle you if I see you out and about, and I will announce to the surrounding public that you are a "self-hating homophobe". So when you hear that, you will know it's me.

  77. 77

    bitch your the only moron here

  78. 78

    Um…..you need to STFU perez. You really do. Your moniker is the stupidest one I've ever heard "Perez Hilton". BARF. You're a fat piece of shit talking trash. Why all the animosity toward Lilly Allen? It's really lame. Get a life. You're mocking her in this post and being incredibly mean spirited. Get a life.

  79. 79

    Perez you really are a low life. Only able to attach yourself to fame by being one of those pesky "hangers-on" to celebs who only socialize with you because their chicken shits about what you'll post on this site about them.

  80. 80

    if i was a celeb i will totally not read anythin they write about me in gossip blog is just bad really bad she should get some help and stop witth that

  81. 81

    Leave her alone. BDD is nothing to make fun of. Living with it is hell. You really are showing your true colours as nothing but a bully.

  82. 82

    your a true wanker!!!!! this site is shit, your a nasty bitter fat ugly queen 'mario'

  83. 83

    You are stupid! how dare you to say all this shit about lily, you are not even an artist, you just write nonsense about people. Everything that comes out of your website is just junk and you can't do anything else.

  84. 84


  85. 85

    Perez is the only ugly Moron!

  86. 86

    Re: PrinceD – See ya tomorrow, buddy. LOLOLOLOL.

  87. 87

    Seriously, you need to lay off her - You went from loving her,her music, telling everyone how great she was (I thought her music "Smile" was eh) but you just keep hating on her and shitting on her life when obviously she is dealing with some inner issues - drop it

  88. 88

    Four words for my dear Mario: Shut. The fuck. Up.
    There is nothing Lily can do right! These ridiculous unsubstantiated attacks on her mark you as an attention-seeking brat that never learnt to do anything good with his life.
    Change the channel honey.

  89. 89

    WoW you are low…enough said!

  90. 90

    Perez isn't a 'grown' man - he's a teenage girl. The difference between teenage girls and Perez is that teenage girls do eventually grow up and they generally cease their moronic, bitchy, immature behaviour. Same can't be said for Mario.

  91. 91

    Re: Zombie Hitler

    Well said. I completely agree. Perez is a hypocrite.

  92. 92

    Perez, why do you call her a moron for everything she says? Theres nothing stupid about that statement. Besides, don't even try to say you've never looked yourself up onine Perez, because we all know you're a narcissistic bitch.

  93. 93

    why are you guy even on this site if you hate perez so much? i love him (:
    at least he has balls enough to speak his mind. and honestly she is an idiot that wants attention.

  94. 94

    Re: classi3 cassi3 – totally. he only praises younger, good looking boys he wishes he could have sex with and women who look like transsexuals.

  95. 95

    how do you sleep at night????
    my guess is if a celeb doesnt like you , then you just say whatever u like about them ,but when they lick your ass well you leave em alone .icant believe you say shit about every one. but fucking lady "freak " gaga you leave alone …….. fucked idiot

  96. 96

    Re: LightBlue – thanks for the psychoanalysis Freud..
    and perez's website is NOT merely a blog. this excuse for a man makes tv appearances, "writes" books and was even person of the year for some crappy magazine… his words influence many people, especially many young people who are very impressionable and already are struggling with the many issues of adolescence.

  97. 97

    i used to visit this website because it was entertaining… but this shit isn't funny anymore. I don't consider the constant put down of women entertaining in any way, shape, or form.

    Maybe we should start a movement and get Perez banned from the media. He's doing more harm than good…

  98. 6one9 says – reply to this


    I like Lily A. Like she said ““ There is nothing BUT negative shit on the internet about celebs!! Perez's site is one of them. That's why I go to them “` To read the dirt!!! Not that I think a lot of it is true“` but it's all entertaining and let's me escape my everyday ““ CRAP!!!

  99. 99

    Lily, I know you're reading this because you're weak and can't help yourself, and you must know what people think of you. Well, you are a stupid ugly dumb bitch with dumpy tits and a wonky eye and a protruding gut. Try throwing up after eating so you won't look so fat. You're just a pig. Oh, and hanging from a rope is much more efficient and certain that taking pills, so get it right the first time, you slut.

  100. 100

    narcissism AND low self esteem?

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