Sage Advice From Michelle Pfeiffer
Young actresses of Hollywood, take heed! Michelle Pfeiffer is going to let you in on her secret to happiness:
Getting fat!
We know, shocker! Someone in Hollywood admits to eating, but hear her out ladies. She might be the key to keep you all off the Crazy Express when you aren't working.
When asked about the secret to her beauty, Michelle explained:
“Hard work. It requires incredible discipline. You have to accept it. If you want to be fit, one cannot eat like a pig, and must exercise. That’s the way it is, and I hate it. There is no miracle cure, and no secret diet. Between the films I let myself go, actually. I look different – but I hide it. And I’m good at hiding.”
There it is! Two things every starlet we know should consider: eating and hiding their hot mess until they've decided to be be just plain hot!
And before you poo-poo it, consider this: bitch just turned 50 and she is still HAWT!
Do with that what you will!
[Image via WENN.]
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Yes, that's true. It's so hard to be disciplined. If the food is not in the house I'm much better. Put a piece of chocolate cake in front of me I am going to eat it as my will power is shaky on that point. But it's so rewarding to get on the scale and see a weight loss…almost as good as eating the cake.
And she's as usual..completely correct. All these stars that claim to never eat or they eat all the time when they are painfully thin, needs to take stock of this. Be realistic with yourselves…a hot body DOES require work, patience, effort, and a healthy diet. Michelle will be hot until she dies….love her more with every year!
Mouldys back bitches……anyway back to it… this post is really quite boring. I thought it was celebrity juice - not just from concentrate…what happenend to the old days of this site, now there seems to be a fear of offending a 'celebrity' and more about pushing sales of Perez's book and pushing his so called talent. Perez has sold out….
I love her!
Copying and pasting from some other 'news' site. how boring.
Yap !! She's a hottie and a smartie
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Not sure what point your trying to make.
!!!! WOW, SHE LOOKS GORGEOUS !!!!!
You deserve a punch to the side of the head Perez.. Callin' her a "bitch" kuz she can eat whatever the hell she wants and get away with it and still look AMAZINGLY HOT at 50.. where you, you fat peice of runny shit, has to watch what he constantly eats & still be a fat disgusting asshole while all the while whose good looks peeked when y'er dad pulled out 2 seconds to early - to give you that slight look of retarded potato face you constantly have on y'er ugly mug. You're waaaaay past due potato-head.
It's not really about fat. It's really about self-acceptance, and learning to be happy in your own skin. When you do that, your weight actually usually normalizes at a healthier level.
This is why normal people should not starve themselves. People only starve themselves for the camera because the camera puts on pounds. Normal people look normal when they weigh normal.
She is fabulous! I could never be your woman and Stardust…both films are darling and she is gorgeous! You go girl lol
So why call her a bitch?
Well, that's fab. Most actresses hide the discipline required and won't talk about it much.
her daughter goes to my school.
class act and still gorgeous as hell
Um. yeah, go back a decade or so ago - maybe more - find some 'before' and 'after' pics and you'll see that this 'hawt bitch' had a fair amount of work done.
Natural beauty is one thing - anyone can buy it…
She is 50? I love her as an actress and respect her because she has taken the road less travelled and doesn't look like every other woman her age with the fucking fish lips and frozen face. She is beautiful and looks appropriate for her age..how original
Hot is not a word Id use to describe MP. She's always looked neurotic and cats-bum-face and sort of unpleasant to moi, but whatever. And bony! Sort of the pre-Nicole Kidman Nicole Kidman. Too thin, too paranoid, too defensive about being shortchanged in the talent department. And before you argue, please remember "Age of Innocence" and all the other hapless projects that she's sucked the squeaking life out of.
The Drs. help a lot
Well….she's half right. You can eat like a pig, but you have to burn it off.
she gets plastic surgery, I know her doctor.
Oh,so cute!I love her. Maybe she want to find more new friends, she is on ***____B B W c h a t s. C O M.____*** . There are many beautiful girls and rich, handsome men,they want to find more friends, find their lover. On that website, they make friends each other.If you are a single now, I think you would come to the website. Please believe yourself, you will find your lover. Come on!!!!
Now that is a class act in motion….
Wow, if I look half as good as she does when i turn 50, I would be stoked! Love her and her excellent role choices.
"If you want to be fit, one cannot eat like a pig, and must exercise. That’s the way it is, and I hate it."
Understand that completely..I hate it as well.
SHE IS STUNNING! SHE DOESN,T LOOK LIKE SHE,S BEEN G-FORCED LIKE ALL YOU YANKS USUALLY DO!!
While I love Michelle, people are crazy if they think she hasn't had any work done to her face. However I must say well done on not going overboard with the plastic surgery. Yes it's true you can't eat like a pig and stay fit however you can still eat the same things you always have if you balance exercise, and eating. Trust me I actually lost more weight eating three times a day and walking and running everyday then I did eating once a day and only exercising a few times a week. I lost 35lbs in one month.
All the reality skanks (Paris, Nicole Ritchie, the Kardashians, the Girls of the Hills etc) better recognize, this is what real talent and beauty looks like. Michelle is still stunning at 50!
Why are you calling her a bitch? Is that just your "snazzy' way of talking or just your low rent persona coming out.
…excellent advise! And 'sage' is calorie free!
I call her the "undiscovered diva of the 90's" and the reason why I may have some semblance of respect for some actors out there these days…
she fucking rocks
Love her! She looks great.
Perhaps many mostly female celebrities would stay off the "Crazy Express" if bloggers didn't point out every tiny bit of celulite and put them down for having even a hint of fat. Just a suggestion Perez. You are part of the Crazy Express problem. Be nice! It's okay to not be perfect. Even celebrities should not be held to an impossible standard.
i love her for admitting the truth! stop buying into these hwood fads ppl! the only thing easy you can do is go under the knife! besides from that there's no magic pill or drink!
Yes. I am 37 and I look much younger. I exercise six days a week. No alcohol, no cigarettes, very little caffeine. When I go out with friends, I´ll have a regular meal and dessert, and then I eat salads for the next three days. I look better than in my college years, but it´s just hard work. Botox (once every 18 months), restylane, regular facials and dentist appointments help too.
She has not had any Plastic Surgery. Please type in 'timw405 Michelle Pfeiffer Aging Gracefully' and you'll see my page with all the evidence showing that she's all natural since the beginning of her career around 1979. You have to use google to find it.
Re: TimAesthir – Nope, sorry. That's a different nose than she started out with, imho, if there are any older pics of her that haven't been hauled off the net; not that this isn't a nice nose.