50 Cent Is Smarter Than Tiger Woods!

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Would Tiger Woods' infidelities remained a secret if the golf pro had been more "gangster"???

50 Cent seems to think so!

The rapper says that Woods would have been better off if he instilled fear in his ho's!

"Tiger . . . It's interesting. Fear factor - you need a little fear there, a woman need to feel that maybe he's going to snap," Fiddy mused.

We think he may have a point!

He continued:

They be like, "He left a message on my phone, he say he love me. He was going to leave her."

And he says, "Hey it's Tiger baby I was trying to get my freak on a little later - if you could call me back."

Damn - he's been tried and convicted when his wife hears that.

Fiddy also condemned the golfer's practice in unsafe sex, which, when you're sleeping with 13 different women, is almost hilariously ludicrous.

Said the rapper: "Thirteen women and no condoms - you're a gambling man ain't you Tiger."

When did 50 Cent get so smart????

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    Posted: Dec 16, 2009 at 6:15 pm / Email this  »

    57 comments to “50 Cent Is Smarter Than Tiger Woods!”



    1. 1

      50 cent is a full on ledge.



    2. 2

      and you thought that tiger was smart?



    3. 3

      Maybe Tiger's suicidal… not nice to blindly take Elin and the kids down with you, tho'.



    4. 4

      Ironic that he's saying that, since 50 Cent's new song "Baby By Me" is all about getting impregnated by a rich guy and being financially set for life. Lol!



    5. 5

      I don't get it..



    6. 6

      Tiger can now get really SCREWED !



    7. 7

      I never thought I'd say this, but I'm Team 50 Cent! He seems to have it together.



    8. 8

      "Instilling fear in his ho's" doesn't qualify as intelligence to me. But I guess at least he wraps it up.



    9. 9

      where is RHCP HOG!!!



    10. 10

      Street smarts 101.



    11. 11

      I dont really care what tiger does or doesnt do



    12. 12

      This situation is soo damn simple. Men get infatuated and feel the need and/or pressure to married and the infatuation wears off and one of two things happen: 1) He feels the itch to run around and find new infatuations or lusts or 2) He bonds with his wife and devotes himself to her as a faithful lifelong friend and physical lover. It's just that simple folks. Chose one or the other and save yourself some grief.



    13. 13

      On a totally unrelated note, how is Magic Johnson doing these days?



    14. 14

      are you kidding? "you need a little fear there - a woman need to feel that maybe he's going to snap" is chris brown talk right there.

    15. obama says – reply to this


      15

      Re: MrsLambert – I agree. Was just about to type that

    16. ohboy says – reply to this


      16

      Okay, so I've never commented about your postings bb, but this one…you say you're against domestic violence and battering women…yet you condone what this douchebag says about "instilling fear in a hoe?" How, exactly, do you think that fear is instigated, other than threat of violence?

    17. ohboy says – reply to this


      17

      Re: choncho – That's EXACTLY Chris "douchebag" Brown behavior.



    18. 18

      Re: Genghis Khan – You truly are the smart man. Beso to you:)
      Perez, on the other hand, you are an imbecile. 50 is smart to instill fear in women???? The way he says it is like a pimp needing to control a harem of hos. Utterly disgusting. Like women are animals and objects "to do and throw away" and it's o.k. for a man to abuse and threaten to abuse b/c that a man makes in the minds of only a subterranean maggot!!!! Ugh!!! When will we women learn that we don't have to be treated or even ATTEMPT to be treated like this????



    19. 19

      Tiger's pretty dumb, but 50Cent is not much smarter. Here's some better advice Tig…
      - first off, try not FUKKIN around
      - if you can't do that, at least don't deliberately cultivate a fraudulent brand based on being "whiter than white" (you KNOW what I'm sayin')
      If 50Cent thinks his advice is good enough - I dare him to try out publicly for big money sponsorship with Tag Heuer, SAP, Accenture. I think the words "smackdown" come to mind.

      In other words, putting fear in ho's is BULL—T. Try not ho-ing around!!!

      Maybe some of 50Cent's ho's should put the fear in him!!! Go ahead 50Cent. Go ahead and snap. Then you can be somebody's ho in jail.



    20. 20

      Instill fear into his hos???? Yeah, because nothings funnier or more appropriate than making women feel as though they should be compliant and respectful in case they get a fist in the face. Thatll learn us bitches good. Please fifty, edumacate me before I disrespect you again.



    21. 21

      I'm sorry, what? You are actually saying this creep threatening "hos" is intelligent? Perez I used to like you. When did you become such a fucking misogynist creep?



    22. 22

      "You need a little fear"
      So, 50 Cent is saying that Tiger should have threatened and intimidated all those skanks?
      Great advice, 50. Thug mentality.

    23. @v@ says – reply to this


      23

      Has 50 considered that there might be a hint of call for help self-destructiveness in someone who doesn't even bother with a raincoat for an alleged baker's dozen plus? There is a possibility that some of the ladies were just jumping on the fame train, but…

    24. ap076 says – reply to this


      24

      50=thug
      Tiger=Man whore
      His comments need not have been posted and then for you to call them smart. You imbecile. Instilling fear in women?
      I needed my Ebonics to English dictionary to even read the post.
      You did forget to mention (as your source article did) that 50 is producing and therefore marketing a condom brand.

    25. LCFB says – reply to this


      25

      i said that on huff, those stupid bitches, i would've said o.j.

      you don't hear DRe, Snoop Doggy Dog or even a minor athelte with all those hoes coming forth. stupid bitches. i am so tired of it.

    26. @v@ says – reply to this


      26

      Just what I want, to 'fear' my significant other. Holy fail. It might work when you're working that baker's dozen, but for a real relationship, no cigar there, 50.



    27. 27

      mira el burro hablando de oreja

    28. MP says – reply to this


      28

      I can barely understand what he's saying, maybe one day he'll learn English.



    29. 29

      re Flips11: genius!



    30. 30

      Anybody seems smart to you Perez



    31. 31

      Of course, Fiddy is street wise and he knows how these bitches play. Tiger's naive, insulated ass got straight wrecked by a bunch of money grabbing hos.



    32. 32

      Re: highcottonquinn – finally somebody with common sense as to what 50 was trying to say!
      ***applauds***

    33. embo says – reply to this


      33

      OMG OF COURSE, if only Tiger had been a Christian idiot he could have repressed all those idiot women! Stupid bitches, know your place!!!



    34. 34

      Seriously, first of calling a woman a ho is not cool, and secondly making them tremble in fear and think you'll snap and abuse them… this is smart to you Perez? I thought you were against wife beaters? This is horrible and I hope your retract your statement before someone snaps on you!



    35. 35

      He's right. Also, never mind himself, how could he put his wife at risk.

      Selfish, selfish man.



    36. 36

      Maybe I'm biased cause I really like 50 Cent… I think he's a very thoughtful, smart, humble and actually pretty reasonable person. I'm all against domestic violence and for mutual respect, and I'm pretty sure that 50 Cent didn't literally mean that a woman needs to be scared or beaten if she doesn't "comply"… I'm not sure what he really meant to say (I'm not a native speaker and I don't really understand what he's trying to say there), or if he was just being ironic, but I'm very sure that 50 Cent doesn't support "wife beaters".



    37. 37

      WHAT 2 CENTS IS SAYING IS THAT TIGGGGGGGGGGER SHOULD OF BEEN MORE OF THE TYPICAL A GHETTO NIGROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. HE'S AN A$$ ( 0 ).



    38. 38

      i beleive that fifty was stating that his misteressess needed to be more discreet with there apprasials of there relationship with the star athelete & also show some self respect by not speaking to the media about own females obvious lack of committment to gods plan & there souls path rather than 15 minutes of irrepressable & damaging fame



    39. 39

      This goes out to all the folks here that think they're smart but in actuality are a bunch of idiots. Do you guys fear God? Never understood the God fearing man. You dumbasses are looking way too much into what he said. If a child has a fear of his parents, does that mean the parents will physically harm their child? No. Having no fear of someone means having no respect of that individual. If these women respected themselves and respected Tiger then, they would have been FEARful of the outcomes. They would have a fear of being branded as the slut who ruined a marriage and golf. They didn't fear Tiger. He was just another dick to suck. So don't think of fear in Fiddy's case as physically slapping someone. Think of all the people that you respect and also think of the FEAR they instilled in you. Think of the FEAR that runs through your spine when you think of doing something stupid and how these people would react and how you would feel. That my friends is FEAR.



    40. 40

      Too bad someone with poor speaking skills would offer advice on Tiger's situation. They are not cut from the same cloth. 50 take a hike and go back
      and learn to speak english.



    41. 41

      Re: ap076

      This goes out to all the folks here that think they're smart but in actuality are a bunch of idiots. Do you guys fear God? Never understood the God fearing man. You dumbasses are looking way too much into what he said. If a child has a fear of his parents, does that mean the parents will physically harm their child? No. Having no fear of someone means having no respect of that individual. If these women respected themselves and respected Tiger then, they would have been FEARful of the outcomes. They would have a fear of being branded as the slut who ruined a marriage and golf. They didn't fear Tiger. He was just another dick to suck. So don't think of fear in Fiddy's case as physically slapping someone. Think of all the people that you respect and also think of the FEAR they instilled in you. Think of the FEAR that runs through your spine when you think of doing something stupid and how these people would react and how you would feel. That my friends is FEAR.



    42. 42

      Um…what?

      Instilling fear in women is "smart." Huh?

      Perez is a closeted heterosexual. He has a misogynistic streak that rears it's ugly head out through his blog. It is unfortunate that he has a following, esp. a younger less solidified audience.

      Anyhow, I not coming back. These rants that degrade women (calling women "sluts" for their sexuality and yet not really ever calling out the men…note previous blogs) is unacceptable especially from a gay man.

      Perez, you are adorable and lovable with your fantastic persona…but you just lost a fan.

      Adios Y'all.



    43. 43

      I will have to agree with 50 Cents on this one. Perhaps Tiger Woods didn't get the memo. Two Words Tiger: ICEBERG SLIM! I hope David Chapelle does a 'pimp skit' on this one. Bye Bye Wayne Brady, and Hello Tiger Woods. LMAO!



    44. 44

      Re: laidback – afreed



    45. 45

      Re: laidback – agreed!!

    46. gata says – reply to this


      46

      This is why I love him!



    47. 47

      Re: macrpgreen

      I am a woman. I also happen to be a feminist. I am not the least bit offended by 50 cents comments. All women should be comfortable to express their sexuality. What I don't condone is corruption, prostitution, and Blackmail. If you conduct yourself like a prostitute ( like all of Tiger's women), expect the "pimp/slap' backlash that comes with the territory. Sympathize with the wives…not the whores!



    48. 48

      Perez, I am horrified that you would seemingly support the idea of instilling fear in women. If this is type of thing that you condone and admire then I am not sure that this is a site that I will continue to visit in the future. Regardless of the poor choices these women may have made, nobody deserves to live in fear and face emotional, psychological or physical abuse. You purport to be against violence of any kind, and yet the threat of violence is ok with you?



    49. 49

      way to go 50 cent (i'd let him spank the fear out of me)



    50. 50

      1st 50 cent is so ignorant and that just shows u any1 can get money, 2nd, yes TIGER IS SO WRONG AND DOESNT DESERVE 2 BE WITH HIS WIFE BUT THAT NOT GONE STOP ME FROM BUYING A GATORADE IF I WANT ONE. 4 ME ITS NOT THAT SERIOUS….THAT'S HIS PERSONAL LIFE



    51. 51

      If you have ever seen any interviews with 50, you will see how smart he actually is–really. He may act all "gangsta," but he has some extraordinary things to say for any man, rapper or not. He thinks about what he is being asked and you can see the intelligence in his eyes. I saw him being interviewed on Chelsa Lately and another show–his reading list is impressive, again, rapper or not. There are not many people that can read and understand a great deal of what the man has read. Lay off 50…



    52. 52

      When did 50 get smart? I hope that was sarcasm. You might not like what he says as people don't like what you say. But 50 is at the helm of a multi-million dollar brand. He's worth hundreds of millions of dollars. Give the man some credit. You and he have graduated from the same business school. Controversy = dollars.



    53. 53

      Re: piratecookie

      Well put. I have been saying that for sometime now. When you watch his interviews, you can tell that hes no ignorant rapper. Well spoken, and he doesnt stumble onto his words, and over use "like, ya know, ya fell me, umm "". People are so caught up with what they hear, and not what they observe. Perez might be a sweet heart, but from what I've seen in the press, interviews, and this site. He's an ass and I still want to Deck him.

    54. ap076 says – reply to this


      54

      Re: laidback – I think saying "he needs to be more gangster and a woman needs to fear he will snap" are wrongly stated as are your views on respect and fear.
      I was not raised in a world of fear and am I would like to think a better man because of it. I was not raised to fear God, my parents, teachers etc. I was taught to respect them for who they were and not for anything they could possibly do to me.
      Today I respect people based on the quality of their actions, accomplishments, and
      how they treat me as a person. There is no fear involved.
      Lastly it is not fear that prevents me from doing wrong or for the most part stupid things (sometimes stupid things happen). It is respect for myself and the laws of the land and the opinions of others, fear is just not part of respect.
      I appreciate your opinion and think we will have to agree to disagree, Happy Holidays.



    55. 55

      I saw 50 on Tyra and I was really impressed by him!!



    56. 56

      errr… are you really advocating threatening behaviour towards women? you might want to rethink that one. or are you taking back everything youv said about chris brown? hes got a point about the condoms - though my 13 year old brother said something similar. its hardly a great intellectual insight!



    57. 57

      haha 50 cent sure knows how to give good advice… if ur gonna cheat do it right