British Woman Banned From Having Noisy Sex
Girlfriend must be LOUD!
48-year-old Catherine Cartwright has ignored the court-ordered ban on her noisy lovemaking sessions with her husband Steve after hundreds of complaints from neighbors including from the postman!
Her sounds have been described as "murder," "unnatural" and so loud that they drown out neighbors' televisions!
Apparently Cartwright never realized she was making so much noise saying:
"I did not understand why people asked me to be quiet because to me it is normal. I didn't understand where they were coming from. I have tried to minimize the situation by having sex in the morning - not at night - so the noise was not waking anybody."
People HAVE been affected. One neighbor even says:
"The noise sounds like they are both in considerable pain. I cannot describe the noise. I have never ever heard anything like it."
LOLs!
The local city council reported that the sounds came in at 47 decibels! If anything they must have a happy relationship!
[Image via AP Images.]
Lady GaGa's Christmas Album!
neighbors should tape it - put it on YOutube - and blast it back at them when they're trying to sleep
hahahaha
LMAO! get it girl!
but seriously, if i was her neighbor i'd be annoyed too. if it gets to the point where the cops are involved then it's time to try some kink and use a gag or something!
The thought of a old British woman having sex is nauseating. White flabbiness and screams coming out of a thin-lipped, yellow-teeth-filled mouth. Vomit.
JK, Brits!
When my Perezcious was attacked by organized crime up in Toronto, he let out a squeal that clocked in at 106 decibels.
I read this story weeks ago
Excellent room soundproofing is readily available. If you have no cash, try cardboard egg cartons, and then scream away.
ha ha they sound fun Im into swinging lol
Re: Hodge Podge – LMFAO!!!!
I like to "keep the noise down to a dull roar", though never dull.
Noise on that level is just freaky.
Ewww, I just had a flashback to waking up at night and hearing the parents bed creaking in our very small and humble abode. No screaming or other noises thank god.
Re: Hodge Podge – Bahahahahahahaha…thank you Dark Prince
sounds like my neighbor!! lol! but some people just don't care
maybe they're doing it wrong
had similar experience (not the lady, the neighbors experience) and thought the person was being murdered….scared me to …until another person came by and clued me in. some frickin' orgasm i tell you, gads, long and really loud. ahem.
Just to give this story some context, while 47 decibels is louder than the sound level in a quiet library (30 decibels), it is still quieter than a private office (50 decibels) or normal conversation (60 decibels).
If the noise of their lovemaking has truly been clocked at 47 decibels, the neighbours need to stop over-reacting.
Oh please! People are only jealous cause they don't have good sex themselves. If you're having good sex, why not share it with others? Scream girl
I think the biggest issue with that woman was she was so ming who would really want to dip their wick into her. Thats what probably upset the neighbours most!! HAHA!!
It's nice just to hear to a 48 year old broad is still getting lucky
Re: lalalala – That is a great idea !! LOL
That couple needs to invest in some serious sound-proofing for their home. Problemo solved!
Re: TotalTrash – True-though 48 isn't exactly at death's door just yet.
oh darn dont you hate when that happens?
oh darn dont you hate when that happens?.
get it girl their all just mad cuz they ain't gettin none!!!!
LOL