Look Who's Gonna Be on Maury This Friday!!!!
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Alarmingly Gaunt Macaulay Culkin... What's Going On??
Oh Macaulay Culkin!
Entertainment Tonight spotted you out and about in NYC and you're looking really thin and shaggy!
Should we be concerned??
Apparently we aren't the first to think something looks off... ET also reached out to the actor's rep about his health, who replied:
"Macaulay Culkin is in perfectly good health."
We hope that's true!
Plus, we think it's time for a new Home Alone installment. A gritty can't-escape-his-past story??
HA!
[Image via E!.]
oh cool! congrats Rez
pig shit! im not surprised they let anybody on maury and everytime a celeb went on maury you called them desperate fame whores…wow that book must not be selling.
you aren't good enough for real shows idiot don't you get it. Maury is the lowest of all.
Like hell I'll watch. I'd rather watch a test pattern.
DAMN UR UGLY FAT BOY.
Why? We you the father homo?
hahahah maury.. you are actually advertising this? are you on the show with all the slutty teen mothers?
You mean someone is actually accusing you of being their baby daddy?
I'm confused….
I'd rather stick pins in my eyes than watch you, you fugly fat twat!!!
yeah you belong on that show with the teenage skanks the dead best dads and the whores who have babies with them
Is this another "who's my baby daddy" maury?
Youre so cute! i cant wait to watch
a trashy show, for a trash person.
your eyes make you look stoned in this still clip. lol - we all know you're a pothead, that's why we love you. If you're not - you should be.
boooooring who gives a shit.
Doin' a DNA test for Teddy's babydaddy?
A last ditch effort to plug that stupid hateful book that minion Jared wrote for you, eh pig excrement? Sinking like a stone, is it?
One D-Lister to another. All he ever does is Paternity Tests. Better watch yourself. You could be outed. Oh, that's right….no one would touch you with a ten foot pole.
i'm actually excited to watch thissss lmao !!
Are you there to collect the semen for the paternity tests?
Maury & PH together? Now that's don't miss TV. Scandal-icious … DVR is set.
You are NOT the father!
Maury? That is still on tv?
Glad I don't DVR that anymore!
I hope you find out who your daddy is, Perez you little bastard!
EWW PEREZ LOOKS LIKE A HUMAN PIG !! AAHH EWWW!!
um… let me get this straight tool… you BASH michael lohan for going on Maury acting like its the worst trash tv.. yet the second you are asked you jump at the chance.. you are really such a pathetic loser..
god this actually seems beneath you
LOL… perfect, just where you belong…. right along side the losers who don't have a clue who fathered their 14th child and are on their 10 DNA test to find out…. Try to find out what Jerry Springers up to next… you'd fit right in any on of that sleaze bags projects !!!
Nice pic though Mario, how many thousands of dicks have seen that same look?
I DETEST SARAH PALIN IMMENSELY!
Wow Maury is still on? Is Jerry Springer on too?
LOVES IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perez, did you find your baby daddy?
OH BOY…I'LL BE SURE TO MISS IT!
You look like a retarded Dwarf!!
Seriously…your voice is annoying! ugh
Re: SWEETPIECE! – Why? Did she ram her Coke can sized strap-on up your furry little ass?
So the Kardashians (and everyone else you call out on here) are fame whores for doing interviews and getting paid MAJOR cash, but you will settle for MAURY (and with no pay I would assume)?!! The show mostly known for "help me find who my baby daddy is". Umm…I think it is official, you should NEVER call anyone a fame whore…at least the shows and magazines others do are actually reputable. SPEIDI wouldn't even stoop this low.
MAURY , PEREZ IS MY BABY DADDY!!!
You have to be the most disgustingly annoying troll out there.
how cute…always and forever the famewhore, eh Mario?
Lolz so that's why he's on your site today. The thumps up at the end was tacky. I'll watch.
I hate you so much.
hahaha Perez you are a god you have all these haters under your spell, they are obsessed with you it's kinda sad. keep it up.
Perez, you have a face that was definitly not made for television…
Re: rraacchh – yet the second MARIO asked
Re: Big Black Dick – Jealous? No, the shebitch has been missing Todd's sessions for months now out promoting her piece of shit book.
This is really fucking disrespectful. Especially putting Michael up there. It doesn't MATTER about the fucking dna, you dipshits. Whoever raised them is a father/mother, who cares about the blood related shit?
Why is it only bottom of the barrel shows (either by content or ratings) book you?
Also after they book you something positive about the show turns up on you site, like Joy Behar's supposedly increasing ratings (big story, they could not have went down) and now Maury's success in a demographic within a demographic (18-34 is part of the 18-49 demo). A little too QUID PRO QUO for my tastes.
I can't get over the amount of trashy, ignorant people that constantly comment on Perez's blog. If you hate him so much, find his grammar that infuriating, and generally don't enjoy his take on celebrities, then why the fuck do you read the site? Get your celeb gossip from E! if you are so offended by someone having opinions about situations. And sitting around calling him ugly, "fatboy," etc. just highlights your own lack of education, manners, and decency. The frequency of these serial commenters insults suggests many unappealing character traits, not the least of which is an abundance of time to waste bashing someone. So maybe before continuing a tirade of cruel, useless and uncalled for comments ad nauseum, think to yourself: "Hmm.. I'm not special, and no one cares to hear what I have to say.." and find yourself a different blog to read.
Perez, you're like a fucking virus…Infecting television like a plague.
looks horribly boring
Re: megantheshirt – The frequency of these serial commenters insults suggests many unappealing character traits, not the least of which is an abundance of time to waste bashing someone.
Wow!! did somebody find the online thesaurus ?? Too bad it's so grammarly incorrect it's hysterical!!!
So thats why you have been pimping Maury so much lately.
Why do you wear so much yellow? The color is not flattering on you at all. It's the one color a fair-skinned blonde person should never wear. You look sickly and fuckin jaundice when you wear yellow. Proof once again that you have a horrible fashion sense.
Wow … guess he'll take anybody these days.
Re: youtalentlessdope – ROFL!! That had my mate and I laughing out load!!Thanks!!!
Maury is a neat man, Mario, and he is a perennial Phoenix in the industry. Learn from him.
Perez, Gaga IS your baby's father! =O
Stop screaming! You're giving me shingles.
pls..il rather die than watch anything with u in it MARIO…
besides am watching AVATAR and DID U HEAR ABOUT THE MORGANS that day…nd if even if i wasnt…i would never watch ur fat pig face perez…
Why? You looking for your daddy?
I'd be less surprised if you were on Jerry Springer.
donkey mouth gross
That hairdo and colour suits you P
Not all his shows are trashy. This morning he had a dance contest between famous kid dancers (like the ballroom dancers who were on DWTS and Hanna Montana). Damn they were good! And I like the opposite attracts shows. Where they had odd couples like one little person and one really tall guy, or one skinny guy with one huge girl. There're also the 'which one of these lovely ladies is a man' show lol. Ok trash. Make over shows. And the 'I was a geek who got bullied in high school but look at me now show' I like this one because the person who bullied them are shown a highschool pic and they laugh and say how they used to tease them. Then Maury has them come out looking all hot and the bullys' gaw always drops. Lol
UMMM, YOU SERIOUSLY LOOK/ACT LIKE YOU HAVE SOME MAJOR BRAIN DAMAGE! DID SOMEONE DROP YOU ON YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE? OR WERE YOU JUST BORN MENTALLY CHALLENGED AND WITH A MAJOR SPEECH IMPEDIMENT! THAT IS REALLY WHY PEREZ GOT BULLIED, HE HAD A SPEECH IMPEDIMENT FROM HELL AND STILL DOES…LOOK AT THE SPIT AND DROOL ALL OVER HIS HIDEOUSLY HUGE CHIN!
Wow. Now you and the 12 year old girls will have something in common. Wearing bright, skanky clothes that you do NOT have the shape for.
Don't hate. Don't hate. Whateva! Whateva!
On Maury? Oh yeah, that's something to be proud of, LOL!
why
why.
why,
lol just when i thought you couldnt get any classier you go a pull this shiz
Re: youtalentlessdope – "Grammarly" incorrect, hmm? Great job moron!