Oprah Does Not Dominate Everything!

We're sensing a trend here!

Despite her endless popularity, Oprah fell behind Maury Povich in the ratings for the second week in a row among adults 18-34!

America just loves those paternity results shows!

And we just don't think "You are NOT the father!" would have quite the same ring to it coming out of the Big O's mouth!

[Image via Carrie Devorah / WENN.]

Posted: Dec 16, 2009 at 2:00 pm / Email this »

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39 comments to “Oprah Does Not Dominate Everything!”

blahblah12 says – reply to this

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YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!
(girl stars crying and runs backstage saying "nooo ,no")
drama_princess22 says – reply to this

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I love me some Maury!
blahblah12 says – reply to this

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YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!
(girl starts crying and runs backstage saying "nooo ,no")
jewels1 says – reply to this

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Oprah had reruns the last two weeks.
ap076 says – reply to this

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I don't know how he wakes up in the morning, or for that matter how Connie Chung goes to bed with him at night, knowing he puts this crap out there. Just a step or two above Springer in my opinion.
niniloop says – reply to this

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Oprah is on reruns!
Cashmere Jay says – reply to this

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Is that the show you are going to be on as special guest semen collector for paternity tests? Hope you don't drink the evidence, you swine.
KonfideINme says – reply to this

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OMG his show is still on LOL
frusciante says – reply to this

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Maury needs to mix things up a little. Try this:
Who's the mistress?
Who's the vampire?
Who's the werewolf?
Or who's the boss??
Maury could hire me to write or plan his shows.
I'm no diva with inflated salary expectations! LOL
REAL_TALK says – reply to this

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OPRAH IS OPRAH SHE'LL ALWAYS BE #1…
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COMPARING THOSE 2 IS LIKE COMPARING
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JERRY SPRINGER AGAINST ELLEN! LOL
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IT JUST DOESNT WORK…
Tinalouise says – reply to this

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Let's be fair.. Oprah has been in reruns for about a week now at least…..
joyous1 says – reply to this

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No - People are sick of her support for Obama. Done with her. Miss Think She Knows it All.
igetsooocbaby says – reply to this

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Just because u are going on the show does not mean u should suck ass.
ap076 says – reply to this

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Oh, obviously the Maury new,s as you are going to be on Friday to push your book by reporting on old DNA scandals. Could one possible involve Prince Harry?
candidkate09 says – reply to this

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funny how you're going to be a guest on maury's show and all of a sudden you're making him look good. douche.
Paris France says – reply to this

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Would you have said this if you were not going to be on his show this week?
Frankly, I doubt if Oprah gives a damn. But, good luck with your show with him. I used to love watching him back in the day. Oh, and I don't watch a lot of Oprah either. Besides she is out of her after next year. Good luck to all.
Happy Holidays!!
britstarz says – reply to this

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the only reason he had higher ratings is because Oprah has had reruns for the last two weeks
thegreatsardino says – reply to this

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Perez,

Key fact you you did not include is that Oprah ratings are still tentimes higher every week! You cant even get Maury in some major markets!
La Garse says – reply to this

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Oh wonderful. Now you're gonna kiss Maury's ass because he's stupid or desperate enough to have you on his show. Great.
Harv says – reply to this

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Both shows cater to the great unwashed community in this country.
AKA LOSERS
ap076 says – reply to this

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Could some of the other paternity scandals involve Michael jackson and Matthew Knowles?
nathanjones says – reply to this

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The younger you are…the dumber you are.
ChemicallyRoz says – reply to this

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Of course you're sucking up to him.
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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the new Jerry!!!!!!!!!
Ice Cream says – reply to this

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I have a feeling that Tiger Woods will soon need to make a stop by the Maury stage!!! HAHAHA stupid pig.
AvaLuna826 says – reply to this

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Um.. Oprah is in re-runs right now. Ya think maybe that has something to do with it? Hmmmmmmm?
uncle eldon says – reply to this

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Maury's show never gets old! Oprah, you are not the father!
NaughtyAngel says – reply to this

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haha i
obama says – reply to this

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didn't even know Maury was still a show???? Go figure.
Cashmere Jay says – reply to this

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Re: Zombie Hitler – Are you suggesting she will be revealed as the father? regards J
@v@ says – reply to this

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Maury the consummate diplomat does Springer, and it seems to work. He has a nice way about him, and always has. The man has his sh*t together.
kwikerpickeruper says – reply to this

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so, are u gonna make maury your new gagaloo sonce u gonna be on his show u brown noser…well, although that may not be an insult to u!!
Dark Phoenix says – reply to this

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She does, however, dominate you, Perez.
mootish says – reply to this

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i literally watch maury every other day on break at school with my friends in the tv lounge. it's a party.
Mandeline28 says – reply to this

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I always have liked Maury better. I haven't watched Oprah since the 90's. There's just something about Maury.
girl interrupted says – reply to this

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im watching maury right now!
andriiiiia says – reply to this

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how could you not watch stupid whores claiming theyre 150% sure a man is the father but then theyre told HE IS NOT THE FATHER and then watch their fat asses run backstage crying bc he was supposidly the only 1 she banged..then they return 4 weeks later with 5 new guys she must have just remembered she banged that same week..NOW THATS ENTERTAINMENT
Peaches&Cream says – reply to this

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lol I lurve Maury
Yellow Peeps says – reply to this

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Help us.
America is getting dumber by the minute.

Amanda Bynes Was Involved In ANOTHER Hit-And-Run!

Can someone take this girl's license away, please?

Amanda Bynes will finally be appearing court on June 6th for her April 6th DUI arrest, but apparently, she's may have to return very soon after that, because the actress was involved in ANOTHER hit-and-run only a few short days AFTER the first!

[Image via WENN.]

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