Jessica Sues Over Being Linked To Tiger
Jessica Simpson is fuming over claims Star Magazine has made that she was linked to adulterer Tiger Woods.
And now she's suing them!
Guess Jess doesn't want to be known as a ho. Even though it might help her nonexistent career.
Star claimed that the two swapped contact details and maybe then some.
Simpleton's publicist says it was nothing more than a meeting saying:
"Literally the only thing that's true in the story is the fact that they met. It was a quick meeting, and they posed for a photo together - that was it. Jessica's lawyer is sending them (Star magazine) a letter this afternoon."
We don't really believe the claim either.
Jess is too big to be Tiger's type.
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Completely Gratuitous
You're such a pathetic loser Mario! 'She's too big to be his type'? The girl is skinnier then you! She's too good for him more like!
Perez you are such a douche!!!!! she's not big, she's so beautiful!! seriously~
you're NOT calling her fat, are you lardass?
She's huge! Did she get breast implants?
Did you forget "perez" that you were obese?! OMG such a superiority complex, now that you are marginally less fat you think you have the right to comment?! Bitch please…
Only in your demented mind does being a 'ho' help a person's career…. drag yourself out of the gutter Perez and show some class….. You're such a deviant.
i HATE that people call her big!!! my goodness, she's freaking gorgeous!!!! if people truly think Jess Simpsons is fat, then i must be obese……….
wow perez, that last comment was a cheap shot. you shouldn't even be talking you little shithead.
I believe Jessica. Doesn't seem that she's ever dated married men.
I'm rather humored that they're reporting Angelina's drunkeness as a 'baby glow'…… that is fuckin hysterical!
ok this is beyond laughable -
What do you mean by 'too big'. I how you were talking about her celebrity and now her size jerk. Young girls are reading this site.
She should sue her parents for giving birth to such a nitwit
she's not slutty enough.
Really? She is too big? You're such a jerk Perez…it's people like you that give girls that ARE NOT FAT eating disorders! I loved your comments up until I saw this. Would it make you happier if she were bone thin? Oh wait, no, then you'd be bashing her for having an eating disorder. That comment makes me sick! Shame.
As if Jessica Simpson is in any way "big"!
how can your fat ass call anyone too big????????????? you are a smelly fat slob that has never had a date!!!!!! damn you must have been picked on soooooooooo bad in high school!!!!! FAT FAT FAT BAD BREATH SLOB!!!!
Are u kidding?? She's EXACTLY Tiger's type–BLONDE BIMBO!!
"too big" where the fuck does your fat ass get off calling anyone "big"?
Actually, what you should have said is that she's too classy compared to those other hoebags.
you are such an ass, she is beautiful and not fat at all…
Jess is B R O K E and she has lazy ass, unemployed, hasn't had a real job in years - JOE to support.
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Joe's just a rat in a cage now
Perez I think you need to see a therapist. You obviously have a lot of issues with your weight and are taking it out on other people.
This dumb cun*t should be so lucky. Being fucked by Tiger Woods would have been the best thing that ever happened to this dumb asshole.
I agree with JoeyW — look in the mirror you fatass. Jessica is beautiful!!
why does it take so long for comments to come up on your blog this post been up for a while with 24 comments yet they don't show up whats with that
Shes not even FAT but Perez YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!
NewYork Post said the same thing.
The pot calling the kettle black, ey Mario? You are pathetic!
"touchy feely" while pointing to his arm on her.
SERIOUSLY STAR IS THE DUMBEST MAGAZINE.
his arm, is under her armpit, how fucking romantic.
Ass jess is not too big, she's too good for that scum!
ON WHAT PLANET IS JESSICA SIMPSON FAT?? ITS JUST SILLY
Well, if it isn't the huge pot calling the kettle fat!
It drives me insane that people call Jessica big or fat! She's hardly either!
Frankly she has more class then to go and have sex with an married man.
Perez, have you seen all her retail! I thought the same thing until I see her retail products every where! She has to being doing really well on that side! It's actually really good stuff and she is marketing it for every woman! That has to count for something! I am very impressed by that! Best wishes and thanks for being you!!! Happy holidays to you and your family! Kristy
You know I'm having a hard time figuring out how going along with a lie, especially one that involves having sex with a married man, would help anyone's career.
Ew, you're such an asshole, Perez.
Hey douchebag, remember this quote? "Words can hurt. I know that very well, from both sides of the fence." Another reason why you're just a lying z-list cockgobbler.
Re: PrinceD – he was busy eating his fat ass off….no time to upload the comments….or maybe he had his head so far up lady gaga's ass he didn't see they were there???
Her face and….well….she does look big in this pic
you, mario(yes, no more lies, your name is mario, you work with your mom and your sister slandering people)should be ashamed.
The word is ('what happened next!'), that it was a flirt-fest, but nothing really happened. That's why I check these out with a grain of salt while checking out at the store.
wow you're a fucking asshole. You're gigantic. Just so you know.
Too big? WTF
she might as well. It's not like she has a job or anything
You fat fuck.
Bunch of touchy readers out there. Simpson is indeed fatter than the escorts/hostesses/waitresses that seem to be Woods' type. Almost makes the cut in the style/ IQ department though.
Why sue? Now, being linked to John Mayer might give her pause…
Ah, well. Set that Star back in line, Jess.
Tiger would never go for this lard ass. He does enough for the make a wish foundation, no more charity for Tiger.
hahhhh this looks photoshopped@!
aw god, cant believe they have circled his hand and put "touchy feely"! they are posing for a picture and he has his bhand on her back, like most people do if they are taking pictures together. fucking hell. FYI mario, ur a fat fucker AND you used to be obese! so dont dare call jessica fat, when she obv isnt. get a grip lard ass!
Jessica is living her life and not hurting anyone. I guess that's enough for you to be jealous of. You live through others and thrive on making people's lives miserable. Resolution 2010: get a life.
Perez u lost a ton but your ass is still flabby chunky and full of stetch marks! Let's mot forget bout those granny varicose veins!!!!! Now no doubt Tiger would of liked to hit that, that's what he was thinking when that picture was taken!! But Jess isn't into blacks.
That was about the most misogynistic piece of garbage I've read in a long while. Being a ho to further her career? "…too big to be his type??" This bilge just makes you sound like a bitter, bitchy Queen, Mario.
Really? You people are really bitching about what he said? Do you read this blog?….that comment was MILD! If Jessica Simpson cant brush that shit off then she shouldnt put her image out there. I'm sure when and if he reads all of your comments, Perez is laughing….just like I did. Stop being so sensitive..Plus Perez was callin people fat….when he WAS fat!
I dunno, she's got boobs and she's white and she's blond, there for, she is his type.
And no, she is not big, she is curvy and voluptuous, she looks damn hot, you dont need to be skin and bones to be beautiful, thank you mario, for calling her fat, you make the rest of us feel worse about our own bodies, i hope your happy about that.
Perez really. Say what you want about the story, but why do you have to add something about Jessica's weight. Even at her heaviest, she was hardly overweight. I respect so many things about your website such as your fight for gay rights, but you diminish it when you add to girls' insecurities about weight. From a girl who has had as sister hospitalized for bulimia… please quit being ruthless about weight and celebrity women. A lot of girls look up to them.
Huh. My comment is not showing up. I just wanted to say, Perez, that I so admire your work for gay rights. But a comment like this takes away from who you could be. You're encouraging eating disorders and a false sense of the healthy female body. Jessica Simpson, even at her heaviest, was hardly overweight. There are so many things I respect about you, and as a Spanish teacher, I follow your music advice to play relevant music for my students… But I'm disappointed with this comment as a sister of someone who has battled a severe eating disorder. This would have pushed her over the edge.
shut up! you f*ag!
As for her "non existant career" - do the words kettle, black, pot… mean anything to you?
Perez, quit being an asshole! You really should not be commenting on anyone's weight! Jessica Simpson may not be emaciated looking like many other celebrities, but that doesn't make her "big". She is a healthy weight and she looks great. I think it is laughable that something like 30% of Americans are obese, yet people sit around obsessing over the weight of people (mostly women) who look just fine. Our culture is so screwed up, and this is why young girls develop eating disorders!
too big? HAHAHA, perez .. youre a fat, disgusting talentless dope. im embarassed for you that you do this to yourself.
What is the point of bashing someone else to make yourself feel better perez??
Jessica will ALWAYS have a bigger fan base, a bigger career and a WAY bigger bank account that you EVER will …. hahaha youre a fat blogger
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Very disappointing Perez… Jessica is gorgeous!
She's not big! Geez….But even though she may be ditzy she is not the type to be sleazy.
look at the size of jessica's boobs!!!!God damn I would love to fuck the hell out of her
lol too big, too female, too pretty. he likes his women fresh off Frankenstein's slab, lmao!
I guess you are all forgetting that in the December 2008 issue of Cosmopolitan Jessica herself said in an interview that she's the worst liar of all time.
Who knows, Tiger could be one of her secret lovers she mentioned in the August 29, 2008 issue of People magazine.
"There are guys that people don't know that I've been in love with, I've had secret lovers".
So if she's suing Star magazine over this then why did she not sue ALL the other magazines who claimed she was cheating on Nick with Bam and her co-stars of the Dukes of Hazzard? and Adam Lavine of Moroon 5?
"Jess is too big to be tiger's type"……firstly, that sounds like something you'd hear from a 13 year old girl, not a 31 year old man with a college degree, and secondly….Jessica Simpson isn't 'big', now, your friend/little obsession that goes by the name of 'Susan Boyle'…. yes, the one that you call 'SuBo'….now SHE is 'big', Mario.
You mean she's too good looking for him.
All of the other women he cheated his wife with were ugly beyond belief. But of course he's ugly too …
What's the point, she didn't sue Star when they said she cheated on Nick. She denied all of that, but still didn't threaten to sue them. Now, the preacher's daughter has to uphold her image?
She got to make money somehow
only thing big about her are her Tits
It's about time. If Tiger had known long ago he would have flirt with celebrity than all those jack asses that are coming out of the wood work to make him look like he is different from other men. Men are men adultry will not stop and Tiger will not be the last.
THATS FUCKED UP PEREZITO!! JESS IS NOT THAT BIG! AT LEAST SHE'S BETTER LOOKING THAN SOME OF THOSE HOE BAGS!! THOSE BITCHES HAVE SOME UGLY ASS MUGS!! LOL
Ok..honestly. You bitch about people being TOO skinny, but when you pick on J Simpson for being "fat" when in reality, she looks like a normal person! The same people you bitch about for calling skinny people out for being "fat"…?? You're one of them. Nice job.
Haha!!! Let's not forget that the cover shot on Star magazine has Tony Romo cropped out of it!! (he was standing to Tiger's left)
wow you can be such a jerk perez
i think you contribute to so many problems that these stars deal with you
i get your a gossip site …and i love it but somethings you say are harsh ..there was no need for you to say that about jessica
i want to change my profile name
…and Tiger's too loose to be HER type.
The only thing's that are BIG here is:
Your mouth
Your ego
Your head
Your ability to be the biggest douche bag!
I think you're jealous of Jessica and all the other people you make fun of!
Oh,wait…I forgot. You're the Biggest Loser of this decade!
jessica is such an ATTENTION whore!!!!!! and i'm sooooooo over this tiger shit..move on please!!!!!! for the love of god!!!!!!!!!!!!
WTF PEREZ?
you effing dickweed
shes so healthy
shes not fat.
ur a fatty.
….double stuffed oreo
Funny - Jessica never got upset when magazines link her with white men.
Doesnt want to be known as a ho? She basically cheated on her husband with half of Hollywood. The article also implies that she cheated on Romo so she IS a ho.
The sad thing is, I really wouldn't be saddened in any way over the death of Perez Hilton. He is such a douche bag, and Karma comes back to bite you in the ass when you least expect it. I have a feeling that all the shit talking he does will catch up to him soon enough, I'm surprised he's only got his ass beat once. I would love to knock him the fuck out.