Spencer's A Cheap Celebrity

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WTF!?

You'd think with all that play money he's flashing, Spencer Pratt would be able to afford a better designer to do the cover art for his new rap single!

At least the craptastic cover matches the craptastic music.

What do U think of Spencer's assault on the eyes???

    Posted: Dec 17, 2009 at 1:15 pm / Email this  »

    94 comments to “Spencer's A Cheap Celebrity”



    1. 1

      lol spencer pratt im a celebrity? is that what the albums called? oh god..just when i thought people werent paying attention to him anymore …but of course you had to be the one to post about him pig shit



    2. 2

      I DON'T CONSIDER HIM OR HIS WHORE WIFE A CELEBRITY. LUMP YOURSELF IN THERE TO MARIO.



    3. 3

      who?



    4. 4

      why can't he and his asshole wife get swine flu and die?

    5. djb<3 says – reply to this


      5

      EWWWW!!! someone slap the shit out of him, please.



    6. 6

      It represents him perfectly! CHEAP CRAP!
      This is amateur at best! Someone can't even afford to take a photoshop course!
      Proof he has no taste.



    7. 7

      What a douche! Wow what a big spender with all that money… making his own cover art. Plus why does his head look so small?



    8. 8

      At first look, I thought it was Perez! lol! Totally your style!!!



    9. 9

      he's seriously releasing a single for that shitty song he sang for I'm a celebrity? That was so gay



    10. 10

      It looks like he did the artwork himself………..FAIL!

    11. kuku says – reply to this


      11

      I think it's perfect! For his first show he should perform as a suicide bomber and kill himself! That would be the best thing he could ever do… YOU HEAR ME SPENCER!!! KILL URSELF!!!!!!!



    12. 12

      PLEASE Perez, stop relaying info about this douche and its nozzle, (his wife)! He's as bad as Paris (will fuck anything) Hilton. We flat out don't want to hear about them, PERIOD!

      Plus, if your a celebrity you don't need to try so hard to convince others of it. "Spencer Bratt…I'm a celebrity." Give me a break.



    13. 13

      It needs to say……"Spencer Pratt I'm a MORON!!!"



    14. 14

      he has a rap song? fuck him



    15. 15

      what a douche. Perez, can you PLEASE stop reporting on this idiot and giving him free press



    16. 16

      HE'S SO FUCKING UGLY AND A FUCKING ASSHOLE!



    17. 17

      Hey looks like he is trying to take some tips from you! How ironic of his blonde UP-DOOOOOO???

    18. free says – reply to this


      18

      He looks like you and it's the same style as your new book.



    19. 19

      It kind of reminds me of the cover to your True Bloggywood Stories…



    20. 20

      Isn't he supposed to be making fun of your book design?



    21. 21

      His head looks itty bitty.



    22. 22

      tacky! corny! cheesy! gross!



    23. 23

      If you looked up "douchebag" in the dictionary - his photo would accompany the definition.



    24. 24

      Fing pig farmer….Actually, we do not hear that much of these tow anymoe. They will be gone shortly as that are so lame!! he is nasty.



    25. 25

      I absolutely hate Spencer and Heidi!! I just all entertainment sites would stop writing about them so they would just go away!!

    26. t4nj4 says – reply to this


      26

      Oh my, what a douchebag?! What will God think of your behaviour, Spencer?(claiming to be so frikkin' Godfearing..EW!)



    27. 27

      terrible



    28. 28

      it looks just like the cover of your book!



    29. 29

      It looks just like your book cover…



    30. 30

      dumb



    31. 31

      Total waste of oxygen



    32. 32

      Only someone like him could be proud of proving it takes absolutely no talent to become famous.

      Hey look at me! I'm as worthless as a used condom!



    33. 33

      …LOLOL. Perez, you make up the funniest crap! It isn't even plausible that this cretin would put out a rap song but the idea is so hilarious. Thanks for making me laugh!

    34. senna says – reply to this


      34

      Spencer Pratt is fuggen reject.



    35. 35

      SPENCER ISN'T AN UGLY GUY….HE ISN'T "HOT" PER SE….MORE "CUTE". BUT DANG, HEIDI IS FUG! WHAT IS UP W/ HER TEETH AND MOUTH AND FAKE LOOKING HAIR AND FAKE FIGURE??? HOW IS THAT ATTRACTIVE AT ALL?
      GIVE ME JESSICA ALBA (AU NATURAL) ANY DAY. SHE DOESN'T NEED 2 LOAD ON THE MAKEUP TO LOOK HOT LIKE HEIDI!!!!
      SPENCER ~ GET JESSICA TO LEAVE CASH SO YOU CAN HAVE A HOT GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    36. 36

      wow…beyond words…i could make a better cover than that and i have no money



    37. 37

      The only thing that he impresses me with is his complete lack of shame. It's quite remarkable.



    38. 38

      dude he photoshopped that himself and stole part of your front cover to make it!



    39. 39

      Oh why can't he just move to Germany and take over for Hasselhoff?!!

    40. ap076 says – reply to this


      40

      Confederate Bills. The only thing of less value is the Buffalo Bills (just a trash talking Patriots fan here).

    41. ap076 says – reply to this


      41

      Thanks for calling it a rap single rather than a hip hop single, the distinction seems important.



    42. 42

      Plz stop writing about this DOUCHE!



    43. 43

      Another prime example of the hypocrit that is PH.
      You Rip on this loser and his fame-whoring ways and yet you're so quick to promote him and his useless existence.

      Keep it up PH…..tick, tock…your time is coming.



    44. 44

      I wouldn't go as far as call him a celebrity, since people have an interest in celebrities. The album cover looks like one that you can make with the free audio burning softwares out there.

      He looks like Harry from Harry and the Hendersons



    45. 45

      -
      it is a perfect icon for him - cheap, in poor taste and lacking in talent and charm
      -
      if anyone of any worth thought this idiot could actually generate profit it would reflect in a much higher quality album cover (even if the contents are shit - just look at any Britney video). The fact is that for all of his (or daddy's) money, nobody wanted to touch him or his shitty album.
      -



    46. 46

      This is really bad.



    47. 47

      what the hell this douche has a rap single coming out?!!!



    48. 48

      Laughable like your lame book Mario ..wtf indeed wtf !!!



    49. 49

      looks like a bad ad for miami vice on retro television



    50. 50

      yeah he's a douche.! honestly who is a fan of this joke?



    51. 51

      The difinition of UNDIGNIFIED.
      Peres, stop posting them…any press is good press, do not give them any here, please!?!?



    52. 52

      lol i love him!



    53. 53

      Re: jillyrose – Hey jillyrose, your picture looks similar to the album cover! You should sue, Spencer Pratt is ripping you off!



    54. 54

      Ok now I am done laughing at this twat and his fug wife. Perez, stop promoting these 2 no talent nits. He is a fug little troll that controls his brain dead wife and makes all decisions. Hey Perez that cover looks like your book cover……….how cute



    55. 55

      Sign him up for your next tour Pumpkinhead. He could be the headliner.



    56. 56

      Yeah looks like a spoiled white boy album cover nothing too exciting there…. young people given too much money who dont know how to use it

    57. Laury says – reply to this


      57

      Perez, we all want this douche and his talentless Barbie wife to just disappear, but you're keeping it from happening by giving them exposure on your site. Please, do the world a favor and stop posting about these two idiots.



    58. 58

      I hate this guy so much I might explode.



    59. 59

      He's looking like PEREZ! :mrgreen:



    60. 60

      Spencer Pratt: Universally Hated



    61. 61

      HEY PEREZ!
      Y DONT U POST LADY WHO MAKES ME GAG FALL!!

      IT IS LOLGASMIC!

      not even jho fell twice.



    62. 62

      The song cover hurts my eyes, and the song will probably hurt her my ears.



    63. 63

      It looks like something I can make with photoshop, and I suck at using photoshop.



    64. 64

      I love and am so buying his single hahah him and heidi are fabulous they are so entertaining its absolutly wonderful…i wish they would have a sex tape come out but to be honest i dont think they do it there marraige is such a shame it doesnt change my feelings tho

    65. Eve29 says – reply to this


      65

      WOW RAP SINGLE?!?! WHITE BOY CAN RAP!?! THEY ARE CELEBS?!?



    66. 66

      LOL! This is BAD :D



    67. 67

      Ewww he's so disgusting, why did you have to ruin my day by posting this?



    68. 68

      OMFG!!! A 5 year old could have a better picture than this!!!!Seriously??Is this what he does with his time??Cuts out out pictures of himself and then glues them in other pictures????YOU SUCK



    69. 69

      Holy shit, is this some sort of sick joke?! If this is the cover to a "rap" album, I can only imagine how awful the music on it must be! He's a joke and I can't wait for the day when someone beats the hell outta his sorry ass!!



    70. 70

      rap music? come on. He has no talent whatsoever. The only thing he is talented with, is making himself look like an ass



    71. 71

      I really HATE these 2 media whores! Spencer obviously has money and control issues. Heidi - I just don't know… Stop being fakes and your last minute is almost up.



    72. 72

      this post makes me so pleased. LOLOL



    73. 73

      I hate them.
      They're just fame whores.
      That's the album? Psh, I could do waaayy bettterrr!



    74. 74

      Somewhere a graphic designer has died. :(
      Why didn't they just shove some lense flare effects in there? Seriously???



    75. 75

      Well there's one album for my list of CD's I will NEVER buy!!



    76. 76

      he is suchhhhh a muff. he is rapping now?!?!!? what has the world come to?



    77. 77

      hjhk



    78. 78

      douche. someone please shoot him.



    79. 79

      Just noooooooo!



    80. 80

      you've got to be fucking kidding me…



    81. 81

      He kind of looks like a Godzilla in Florida.



    82. 82

      cheeseball for a cheeseball.

    83. ash,* says – reply to this


      83

      hahaha!! spencer obviously made it look shitty on purpose. he's actually very smart when it comes to getting press. A ridiculous cover like this is going to get more people talking then a decent looking one because that would be nothing out of the ordinary therefore nothing to talk about.



    84. 84

      can anyone honestly say, this fucking moron or that mannequin missing a brain who he refers to as his wife- are fans of them? these people arent famous or celebrities, they are trying everything they can to make money without having real jobs or doing anything of significance for this world. hey anybody could do what they are doing. they are fucking losers with dollar signs in their eyes. i dont give a fuck about either of them. and neither should anyone else. seriously.



    85. 85

      Perez are you kidding? I believe it's a mockery of your book….



    86. 86

      Re: marie-eve – Me too!



    87. 87

      what a cock, the name says it all, pratt by name, pratt by nature



    88. 88

      Perez is fucking awesome. Anyone who wants to hate needs to get over themselves.



    89. 89

      It's as cheesy as his wife's cun*t lips.



    90. 90

      stupid



    91. 91

      What do you mean assault on our eyes… it looks like the crap you produce… maybe you think your stuff is an assault on our eyes as well?



    92. 92

      WTF is with that picture?

      mtvfanforum.com



    93. 93

      wow what a boring piece of shit album cover



    94. 94

      THE GUY YOU LOVE TO HATE………..